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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

At Least He Didn’t Call Them “Scum”

             “JayWalking Joe” Deters seemed disappointed at Monday’s press conference when the Hamilton County Prosecutor announced the marijuana growing in the burned-out basement on Squirrelsnest Lane was not the cause of the fatal fire that took the lives of those two Colerain firefighters.

 

            Tara from Clermont County tells us if Matt and Sharyn Cones are charged with drug-related offenses, probably this Friday, they might want to think again about their choice of defense counsel Tara says, in her personal opinion, R. Scott Croswell, the portly attorney and Clermont County Commissioner who is not completely unfamiliar with ethics violations as a Clermont County Commissioner, has had an unusual realationship with some of his previous clients. Readers will recall Croswell is the attorney for Brenda Nesselroad Slaby, of Slaby Baby infamy, who is related to Croswell's present wife, Clermont County judge Stephanie Wyler Lindner.  Croswell also represented Stephanie Wyler's first husband, who was sentenced to prison and Croswell subsequently married Stephanie Wyler.

 

            Out of the 70 Oak Hills High School students arrested at the March 21 riotous booze party which took place in Milan Indiana , more than 23 of the Ohio arrestees were over 18. Word is the Fishwrap was given the names. When is the Fishwrap going to publish those names?  The Blower will tell you the names of the adults as provided in the public record: Belter, McClane, Larry Williams, Super, Benjamin Tepe, Treat, Stapleton, Togarepi, Mazzaro, Sheiner, Brian Yamaguchi, Bryson, Kramer, Watzek, Heinlein, Molinger, Heidel, Stephen J. Whalen, Kevin Hemingway, David McClure, Lola Sanders, Hicks and Hassett. We also understand there could be one juvenile arrestee with distinguished parentage in Hamilton County .

 

            The Blower previously told you about local schools taking part in Happy Homo High School Day on April 25 sponsored by McDonald’s, but since we published that information, the following local schools have now said they are not taking part, according to the MissionAmerica.com scorecard: Anderson, Ursuline Academy, Milford, Oak Hills, Sycamore, Lakota West, and Loveland. Don’t these schools realize homosexuality is a worthy lifestyle; that it has few or no risks; that some people are "born" homosexual, including students who never would have thought of such gross activities without teachers to tell them it was OK; and that those who oppose this behavior are hateful and uninformed?

 

            In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Depraved DemocRAT Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann’s tough-talking spokesman, Leo Jennings III, was suspended Monday in a growing sexual harassment investigation at the Attorney General's office, but Gayvenor Strickland says he’s satisfied so far with the in-house investigation. Meanwhile, over at the Fishwrap, editorial cartoonist Jim Borgman got this one right. No wonder our Quote for Today Committee chose Grouch Marx’s line from “Animal Cracklers”: “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”

 

            Hurley the Historian says today is “Emancipation Day” in Washington DC , a legal holiday commemorating the day in 1862 when Lincoln freed the local slaves. Tomorrow is “Tax Freedom Day” in Ohio , when every dollar of what over-taxed payers have theoretically earned so far this year would have been confiscated for their federal, state, and local taxes for 2008.

 

            Republicans for Higher Taxes are upset their tax bill was lower than they expected, and they blame Steve Chabothead for supporting middle class tax cuts.

 

            In Washington , our DC Newsbreaker wonders if you really believe the wire tie story on the American Airlines planes?  Remember all the flights old Eastern began canceling just before it when out of business? Maybe American could just not afford to pay for all that jet fuel at the new price.

 

                Whistleblower Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says political insiders just can’t stop laughing about that video showing Hillary doing a whiskey shot (as well as more Obama nonsense), but the item we liked best today was in Scrappleface, when Scott Ott wrote Bush to Appoint Jimmy Carter Ambassador to Hell and Hamas Greets Carter with Gift of 'Traditional Vest'

           

            Cincinnati ’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mallory's yoof job fair whining made Cooper Kenwood try to think of "jobs" they could apply for and who in the world would want an uneducated thug hanging around. It used to be such a racket, and was called a shakedown when the mafia did it.

 

            Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Northside baseball enthusiasts Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, concerned about the small village that the Reds have left on the base paths, are offering their services to owner Senor Bob Castellini. “After all,” they reasoned, “The Reds’ problem boils down to moving those runners in scoring position, and we know all about coming from behind.”

 

            With only 236 more days till the November Elections, the yellow ribbon trail has spread from Route 32 in Maupin County , and is now headed toward Hamilton County along I-275. Meanwhile, to find out what That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt plans to say at the funeral, you need only read her self-serving column in the Community Press this week, when she plagiarized her own over-taxpayer funded newsletter. Still unknown is Rob “Fighting Furiously for Failed Legacies” Portman’s progress in keeping his promise to get President Bush to come in to deliver the eulogy.

 

            Late last week, McMason music and band teacher Adam Brown suddenly and unexpectedly resigned from the district for "personal and professional reasons."  Brown, 27, had been teaching in Mason since 2003.  The Fishwrap demurely didn't state the reason why Brown resigned, but The Blower will tell you. Could it be because Brown had a penchant for having sex with underage high school girls, which is statutory rape, and one of them got mad and reported his criminal behavior?  This isn't unusual in McMason, where administrator Tom M. Morris, while a McMason principal, carried on a sexual affair with a teacher in his school, breaking up two marriages and then received a big promotion as head of Pupil Personnel in the McMason district.

 

            By the way, wasn't Cincinnati SPCA principal John Robert Carlisle also a music and band teacher?  You know, the one Mrs. Buckwheat paid his full salary for a year to sit at home and who is still receiving full salary?  Maybe educators Adam Brown and John Robert Carlisle can get together and both sit on a sofa on their fat asses watching TV all day and talk about their lust for young girls.  Parents, protect your children!

 

            A month ago, there were many stories about the Cincinnati senior care facilities West Side Health Care Nursing Home and Terrace Independent and Assisted Living at 1857 and 1859 Grand Avenue in East Price Hill, where Cincinnati firefighters said they observed deplorable conditions of excrement, fleas, flies and filth. We thought you'd like to see a photo of owner Abe and Taren Fischer's Indian Hill home at on 8396 Kugler Mill Road , sent to us by one of our many snitches in the Hamilton County Auditor’s Office.

 

            Robert Wimmer of 2822 Montana Avenue was in court once again Monday for brutally beating and kicking his wife Theresa Wimmer, who is now hospitalized.  Wimmer was on probation already for a police standoff when he previously barricaded his family in his house after beating his wife. So why isn't the Frances Pepper-sponsored YWCA Battered Women project helping this wife?

 

            And why is it the Metropolitan Sewer District, administered by the City of Cincinnati and the Hamilton County Commissioners under a 50-year agreement, has an "independent auditor" of its finances, Foxx, that doesn't even reveal its address nor phone number in the audit report?  And why doesn't any individual sign his name to the audit?  Is this a classic case of the Foxx guarding the henhouse? Any prudent individual who watches MSD employees with any degree of scrutiny may conclude that they sleep in their trucks while on duty and really don't do much of any kind of work at all.  Any real work is contracted out to privately owned firms.

 

            Finally, don’t forget, April 25 is the deadline for the Whistleblower Summer Interns Program, where applicants must also submit a 1,000-word-or-less essay on “Why it’s OK to Make Fun of Politicians.” Unemployed members of the Greater Cincinnati Society of Unprofessional Journalists need not apply.

 

 

 

Bluegrass “B-words”

             Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo there might have been a lot of things going on in Northern Kentucky yesterday, but the only thing anybody was talking about was when Congressman Goof Doofus actually apologized for saying “That boy's finger does not need to be on the button” about dark-skinned Disingenuous DemocRAT Barrack Hussein Obama. No kidding, Doofus actually used the dreaded “B-word” in a speech Saturday night in Boone County . Anonymous e-mailers to Crowley’s Blog were outraged indeed.

 

            But the CamBoozler says PC fanatics only had the right to be half-way offended, since Obama is only half a Negro.

 

            Oh, the Humanity! That was almost as embarrassing as the time our former Army Ranger didn’t know how many soldiers had died in Iraq.

 

            But political insiders at the Conservative Agenda Luncheon on Tuesday couldn’t stop complaining to Beloved Whistleblower publisher Charles Foster Kane that the Goofster had to go and apologize, groveling for the Kneepad Liberals in the Press by sending them a copy of a letter he’d sent to Obama: "On Saturday night, I gave a speech in which I used a poor choice of words when discussing the national security positions of the presidential candidates. My poor choice of words is regrettable and was in no way meant to impugn you or your integrity. I offer my sincere apology to you and ask for your forgiveness. Though we may disagree on many issues ... my comment has detracted from the dialogue we should all be having on legitimate policy differences and in no way reflects the personal and professional respect I have for you."

 

            What a load of crap. It’s a good thing Goof Doofus doesn’t have a Real Republican Opponent in the Bluegrass Primary Elections in only 34 more days, or he’d be run out of the District. At least the Goofster didn’t suggest the group sing “My Old Kentucky Home” Saturday night, especially the part about the Gay Darkies.

 

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Goof Doofus.

 

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