—Special “A Pope and A Dope”
E-dition —
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Buckeye Residents Are Free at Last
Buckeye Bureau Chief
Gerry Manders says today is Tax Freedom Day in
Ohio . According to our good buddy Scott
Hodge at The Tax Foundation, that’s the day each year you stop working exclusively for the
government, because every dollar you’ve earned so far this year will have
theoretically gone to pay all of your federal, state, and local taxes for 2008.
In the City
of Cincinnati , Tax Freedom Day should arrive
even later, because voters were stupid enough to approve the Failed
Cincinnati Public
$chools’ humongous tax hike. And if Devious
DemocRAT Hamilton
County Commissioners Odd Todd
Opportune and David A. Pepper had gotten their way (along with disgraced
former Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George
Vincent), and dumbed-down voters had voted for their Super-sized $900 million Feel-Good-Social Programs
Jail Tax Scam that would also have included the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis
Memorial Hoosegow, “Tax
Freedom Day” in Hamilton County would be arriving sometime between
Christmas and New Year’s.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald
Reagan’s, “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but
DemocRATS believe every day is April 15.”
Whistleblower Senior National
Political Analyst Britt Humus says Tuesday on April 15, John McCain sent out a
Tax Day e-mail reminding overtaxed-payers that while many of us are aggravated
and displeased when we see exactly how much of our hard-earned money goes to
the federal government - if one of his DemocRAT opponents is elected in
November, you can be certain your tax rate will increase across the board (As
if we didn’t know).
Hurley the Historian says on this date
in 1961, JFK was waiting for word from Cuba
on his Bay of Pigs invasion. That’s one
of those DemocRAT Defeats our Kneepad Liberals in the Press rarely mention.
With only 235 more days till the
November Elections, guess who managed to get herself quoted in a Fox News story
about the Delta-Northwest Merger: “As a sitting member of the
Transportation Committee that will review the merger, I must reserve my
endorsement of the merger until the hearings have been completed. However, I am
quite pleased that the merger plan calls for the continuation of CVG as a hub
for the new combined airline," said Rep. Jean Schmidt, R-Ohio, whose
district contains the Delta hub. Since when did the Greater
Cincinnati Airport
in Hebron , Kentucky
get itself moved to Ohio ’s
Second Congressional District? Hey, Portman— now you know why we call
your hand-picked protégé a “Lying Bitch.”
Our Clermont Criticizer can hardly
imagine the outrageous things TLPMOT&SRB will be saying at Fallen Hero Matt
Maupin’s dignified, private funeral services at Great American Ball Park
later this month where Maupin County police officials are still guessing the
chances of President Bush’s flying in to deliver the eulogy at anywhere
between 5 and 90 percent (yesterday it was only 11%).
Do you get the feeling that the
surviving Colerain firefighter may have revealed the real story about why his
fellow firefighters died? In Saturday’s Fishwrap, he stopped himself
after admitting that they were excited about this fire, and that they hadn't
seen one of these in a long while. If the owners of the home were safe outside,
why would they go down into a burning basement to stop the fire? We understand
the only reason for firefighters to enter a burning building is to save human
life.
Was The Blower’s item about the
deplorable conditions at Abe Fischer's nursing home yesterday timely or what?
The Fishwrap came out with their hit piece only a few hours later.
Maybe the Fishwrappers are still
working on the 23 names of those over-18-year-old Oak
Hills High
School students among the 70 who got arrested at that riotous
booze party in Milan ,
Indiana .
Now that some local high schools are dropping out of the big Happy Homo
High School Day on April 25 sponsored by McDonald’s, organizers setting
up the brackets for the Cornhole tournament have to go back to the drawing
board. St. Xavier Cornhole Coach Father McDiddle says, without Anderson in the
running, our cornholers should blow any opposition.
And speaking of fools in schools,
here’s a surprise— the Failed Cincinnati
Public $chool$ just found out that seniors, who didn't pass the graduation
tests but were allowed to "WALK" in the ceremony, didn't come back to
take the classes or take the test again. But, in spite of what they’ve
learned, word is they are letting the failing seniors "walk" again
this year!
The
Hamilton County
Commissioners are looking for places to house convicted sex offenders once they
are released from prison. The City of
Cincinnati has passed a strict law which
effectively keeps offenders out of many parts of the city. To their
credit, Anderson , Reading
and Sycamore
Township have also passed strict new
residency ordinances pertaining to sex offenders. But all the other
municipalities within Hamilton
County are vulnerable.
Municipalities should either follow suit with strong new offender ordinances or
not be surprised when sex offender group residences turn up in their
communities. Ohio has minimal residency laws regarding sex offenders, such as
not living within a certain distance from schools, but there are many other
things which can be included in ordinances, such as ball fields, parks,
swimming pools, libraries and day care facilities. A concerned mother called
and spoke to the Norwood
law director Ted Kiser, to alert him to the problem, only to be treated rudely
and dismissively told, "We have important things to worry about
here." Will Norwood
citizens agree with Kiser once a child is attacked by one of these sex
offenders because Ted Kiser couldn't be bothered to do his job?
When “Cincy,” the
so-called magazine for business professionals, ranked the suburbs, Montgomery
came in first, followed by Indian Hill, Mariemont, Amberley, Terrace Park,
Mason, Mt. Adams, Stmmes Township, Hyde Park, Clear Creek Township, Wyoming,
Deerfeield Township, Mt. Lookout, Liberty Township, and West Chester.
Hey, Angry Andersonians— guess
whose township is missing?
So Pete
Witte wants Section 8 housing at the Banks. He can take all those pre-approved
section 8 residents who live on Sutton & Corbly Avenues in
Mount Washington , and move them into high rises on the
river. We’re sure their hillbillies in "wife beaters" and yoofs
with pants hanging down will fit right in with the uppity do gooders who plan
to move downtown.
Yesterday we mentioned Robert Wimmer of 2822 Montana Avenue who was in court once again Monday for brutally beating and kicking his
wife Theresa Wimmer, who is now hospitalized.
We told
you Wimmer was on probation already for a police standoff when he previously
barricaded his family in his house after beating his wife, but one of our
readers says we forgot to mention his lengthy violent record dating back
over 25 years.
Here's another guy who likes to abuse
his wife, but this story turned out a little different. Francis Colegate,
50, of 11101 New Biddinger Road in Harrison, shirtless and intoxicated, was
abusing his wife when the wife's adult daughter arrived to remove her
mother. Colegate fired two bullets from a .22-callibre rifle at the daughter,
missing. To protect herself and her mother from further bullets, the
daughter, Bridget Bode, bashed Colegate in the head and Colegate was the one
sent to the hospital. Way to go, Bridget!
CH Snitch at
1000 Main Street wonders if Ben-gal Becky
was really the “temporary boss” at the Hamilton
County
GOP ’s Executive Committee meeting
Monday night. What on earth were they discussing “in private” and
who ever would’ve guessed Becky could run a meeting?”
Beginning with the year 2006, the
Metropolitan Sewer District of Greater Cincinnati
(MSD) has predicted that it will raise its rates by 500% over a period of
several years. Yes, 500%! They plan to do this through water bills
and property taxes and special taxes. Since the MSD has no taxing powers, it
will be done by votes by Cincinnati
City Council and the
Hamilton County
Commissioners.
Marshall
from Mason tells us McMason school superintendent Kevin Bright was officially
informed over a year ago about music and band teacher Adam Brown's illegal
"activities" with underage teenaged female students. Bright,
who draws one of the highest superintendent salaries in the entire state of
Ohio, chose to ignore the information about Brown for a year and did absolutely
nothing about the criminal. Brown was a teacher in McMason for five years
and suddenly resigned last week days after being placed on paid leave.
Did Superintendent Kevin Bright finally decide to move his fat ass because of
threats that teacher Adam Brown would soon be criminally and publicly charged
with statutory rape? We suspect Brown resigned so he can now go on to another
school district and continue his behavior.
Reviled Flying Buttress Publisher
Tomas de Torquemada advises resigned McMason music teacher/underage high school
girl molester Adam Brown to check with the Archdiocese of
Cincinnati for parish music director
openings. After all, if you're into molesting minors, Archbishop Pilarczyk will
be happy to have you as an employee, and if you get caught, you'll merely be
transferred to another parish. Not only that, if you're "gay,"
they'll call it "pedophilia" instead of homosexuality.
Does Superintendent Adrienne C. James
of the Sycamore Community Schools, even care about the involvement of one of
her underaged female Sycamore High Schools students in this mess?
After all, she hired the five-times married wife of John Robert Carlisle, the
disgraced SPCA principal, Patcine Carlisle, as a high school guitar teacher and
history of rock teacher, and just ignores the constant complaints about
Patcine. Maybe Sycamore superintendent Ms. James will now hire Adam Brown
and ignore complaints about him, too. Ignoring potential trouble seems to
be a requirement for some area superintendents.
Finally, has
Warren County
found a solution to jail overcrowding? All you have to do is give murderers a
bed sheet and let them hang themselves.
Memo to Odd Todd and David A. Pepper:
Take a hint.
Bluegrass Brothers
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says
yesterday’s story about Congressman Goof Doofus’ apology for using
the dreaded “B-word” in
a reference about dark-skinned Disingenuous DemocRAT Barrack Hussein Obama in a
speech Saturday night in Boone County seems to have played itself out. So far
we haven’t seen the national outrage that usually accompanies somebody in
the tri-state saying or doing something really stupid, although the Goofster
(show at right with one of his Negro friends) says it’s the last time
he’ll let either Mean Jean Schmidt or WLW Hate Radio Draft Dodger Bill
Cunningham help him write a speech.
The average white guy would like to
know what’s wrong with Goof Doofus’ remark. Wouldn’t it be
funny if his approval rating actually improved?
People may not have realized this, but
we might have modern day Frank & Jesse James brothers right here in
Northern Kentucky . Indeed, while Scott "Pass the
Biscuits" Kimmich does his best to rob the over-taxed payers of
Kenton County
through official channels, Christopher "Stick 'em Up" Kimmich (could
it be Scott’s brother?) takes the direct route and robs a bank in
Boone County .
All the while, Judge Defective Ralphie Drees is asleep on a lounge chair in
Florida .
And it looks like Steve
“I’m 5’0, Not 4’11” Megerle got himself another
speeding ticket in Covington .
After paying both of them, it looks like he would know that the local police
don’t like him. But he has not learned his lesson yet, because he now
parks in the Sherriff’s inspection lane parking spots at the court house,
and whenever he parks at a meter, he never puts any money in.
And doesn’t Stevie know which
streets are in Covington ?
He has all his yard signs up in the cities of
Ft. Wright
and Taylor Mill, in fact, most of his yard signs are in other cities. Maybe it
is because Covington
residents won’t let him put them up inside their city limits.
Jack Deadwood hosted his first
campaign fund-raiser last week and the group was sporting a Mexican theme with
plenty of Tequila flowing, and his featured, and most beloved guest, Bluegrass
Senate President, Rex Repugnant David Williams. Although
Kentucky ’s largest
newspaper has chosen to refer to Williams as Rex on a regular basis, Deadwood
says, “What the heck, a little hatred and vice can’t hurt me,
I’m Teflon.”
And just as The Blower predicted,
legislation aimed at setting tougher ethical standards for high-ranking state
officials died quietly Tuesday. Ethics? We don’t need no sinking ethics.
Kenton County voters are in a true
quandary over next month's District Judge primary election in only 33 more
days. An intelligent voter (which for this election means anyone with a
pulse) has already decided to vote for "anyone but Easterling."
Unfortunately, most of the remaining candidates to fill the "anyone"
slot are also woefully lacking. Keith Johnson wisely dropped out of the
race rather than having to exert any effort. Kathy Lape, whose practice is
located in Boone County, has spent more time at the Florence Mall over the last
decade than actually practicing in court. Pat Monohan, a multiple bar
exam-flunker, has demonstrated a level of professionalism in his practice that
is the equivalent of a 10-car pileup. Dennis Alerding, who is better known as
Aler-ding-dong, appears to have spent more time walking his dog over the last
two months than he has campaigning. And last is Mary Fortner Rafizadeh,
whose name barely fits on a yard sign. Court insiders pick Mary as the
best-qualified and possessed of an actual brain, but when you're mixed up with
such sordid company, it may be guilt by association. The wise money is on
Easterling to get sent packing yet again. Does this mean 'Sprout will
continue toiling as a county prosecutor, or will he finally give up and start
defending the "crackheads" he's been bad-mouthing all of these years?
Finally, Flashlight Theatre producer
Mike Sadouskas got a call from the program director at the Campbell County
counterpart to our The Telecommunications Board of Northern Kentucky and they
also want to start airing Flashlight Theater. The guy says watches the show and
absolutely loves it. Now, if only Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles
Foster Kane would call some of his friends at the public access stations in
Ohio, we could be seeing that award-winning Flashlight
Theatre Music Video all over
the tri-state.
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