—Special “Best Politicians Money Can Buy” E-dition —

~~ In the Whistleblower’s War on the Whitehouse, Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says a new study shows that many of the super-delegates who could well decide the DemocRAT presidential nominee have already been plied with campaign contributions by Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. What a surprise. We thought they were all doing it as their “public service,” like members of the Mendacious Mallory Family.

~~ Our Peaceful Anarchist O'Hood says, “Last evening I heard just a snippet from a Billary TV commercial. I didn't even look at, but immediately remarked to the Little Woman: Does Billary think Ohio is the USSR ? Cleveland may be, but not the SW corner. Don't any of her bickering campaign managers realize why John Edwards is no longer in the race? ‘A chicken for every pot and a car in every garage’ has not done it for the electorate since Huey Long took a bullet.”

~~ On Friday, Hillary showed her respect for Catholics when she showed up during Lent at a Skyline chili parlor in Oakley and the Secret Service got a warning that P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine might be stalking Michelle Obama’s at Music Hall. Huggable Howard hasn’t gotten this excited since he started using Viagra.

~~ It’s a good thing that little bell starting tinkling for Judge Nadine; otherwise she never would’ve noticed that creepy white guy was posting bond for all those sluts he had never met before. We don’t understand why Judge Nadine wouldn’t take that poor slob’s word that he was just in his usual Valentine’s Day mood.

~~ Parents of the MILF-ord High School ninth grader who was held down by three of his friends just so he could suck one of the other boy’s dicks now say they want the three other members of the ninth grade basketball team expelled. Do you think that’s all they want? Then why did they hire Strauss & Troy’s Joe “The Killer Cross-Examiner” Braun to be their fancy pants attorney? We’re not talking another $1.19 law suit this time.

~~ Was that Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane having lunch with “JayWalking Joe” Deters at the Montgomery Inn Boathouse yesterday, prepping the Hamilton County Prosecutor on the spontaneous remarks he planned to say on Bill Cunningham’s show, when the “JayWalker” blamed the WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker for opening his big mouth and causing the Mason County , Kentucky prosecutor to charge Liz and David Carroll’s live-in slut with unlawful littering in the Ohio River ? Meanwhile in Clermont County , Portly Part-time Prosecutor Don White turned to his Chief Deputy and said, “This is another fine mess you’ve gotten me in, Woody.”

~~ Mercer Reynolds was appointed Ambassador to Switzerland after raising millions for Dubya’s campaign. Unfortunately, after 911 an ambassador's position wasn't fun and he came back to town. Now he's raising money for McCain's campaign. What could he possibly want this time Secretary of the Treasury?

~~ But something we don’t see on the old TaxKiller’s web page is how he ignored the Whistleblower’s repeated warnings when he groveled before the idiotorial board at the Fishwrap on Thursday and got screwed by Skaggie Maggie and her minions for the fifth straight time. We told you so, “TaxKiller.” We told you so. Our Quote for Today Committee reminds us of Benjamin Franklin’s observation: “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” How could a guy make the same mistake that many times? How many children does the old TaxKiller have anyway? More than five?

~~ Meanwhile, the Ohio Medical Association is NOT endorsing Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill), even though Icky and hubby Lawsie begged for their support. It would have put the OMA in a rather bad place, don't you think, backing a malaria-injecting program worker like Icky Vicky?

~~ Several of our readers have said Icky Vicky as an eager employee of malaria therapy experiments, reminds them of the film “The Constant Gardener.” That film, which was made at the very same time Icky was employed in that injection work four years ago, takes place in Kenya and the theme involves injecting a deadly toxin into poor Africans under orders from a pharmaceutical concern.

~~ The English bill has been debated in the House for over 20 years. Look it up. The Republicans know the Borg is losing a battle to win the primary with Dour Dick Hammersmith!

~~ Meanwhile, on the East Side in that 34th House District State Rep-tile race, where three Anderson Township Republicans are running really dull campaigns for “TaxKiller Tom’s” term-limited House seat in Columbus, “In Russ We Trust” Jackson is taking campaign tips from the “TaxKiller,” and “TaxKiller’s” pussy opponent in the 2004 GOP Primary suggests “Whenever you send out a slick mail piece claiming some big shot endorses you, always make sure you spell the guy’s name right.”

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1959, Fidel Castro was sworn in as prime minister of Cuba — no term limits problems there!

~~ At P-P-P-Pat DeWhine's fund-raiser earlier this week night, Temporary RINO Party Chairman George Vincent couldn't stop telling everyone how much he’s looking forward to defending his sellout of all those Republican principles at the upcoming Blue Chip Young Republicans meeting on February 25 (at 7:00 at Monty's on Montgomery Road). Also in attendance was Judge Norbert Nadel, who as usual didn't know where he was or what he was doing.

~~ In today’s Black History Moment, Pleasant Ridge Pete says the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Freedom Center not only has the main entrance facing south, but also a nice enclosed entrance facing west. Now they want one facing north (downtown). Three entrances? Maybe they're trying to increase the number of exits, because after seeing what's inside many people can't wait to get OUT.

~~ On one of our local trash talk radio shows, White Guilt Museum CEO Donald Murphy said only 120,000 pay to attend Portman’s Folly each year. That means only an average of 333 people attend each day. And exactly how is $1.4 million for a new front door supposed to fix that?

~~ Finally, the Walgreen's at Beechmont and Salem has been robbed numerous times of Oxycontin. Why doesn't Walgreens fill bottles with sugar pills to be used for robberies like the banks that give out fake money packs, or get a pit bull to spend the nights at the front door of the store?

~~ Wouldn’t it be funny if all those Republicans in Frankfort from Northern Kentucky reported that they were voting for gambling and prostitution because they wanted their constituents to have the chance to vote on the issue? That way the DemocRATS could campaign at all the churches this year and tell voters how all those Republicans had sinned.

~~ In a related story, it looks like the big guy from Wilder at least has the nerve to stand up with the Governor when he proposed his gambling and prostitution bill, he knows he is helping all of us rich people who know better than to blow our money to take from the poor and give to the rich.

~~ Months ago, the Blower predicted that after adding the name Martin Luther King Boulevard to 12th Street , you would witness more rapes and robberies on that street, but how did we know a casino was coming?

~~ Ken CamBoo said he wonders why Governor $million Steve Beshear proposes to spend $2 million for compulsive gamblers to overcome their addiction, but he did not include this section when he released his proposal of what the money earned from gambling and prostitution would be spent on. Ken said you think maybe he wouldn’t want people to know they could become addicted.

~~ In a related story, the governor’s proposed bill for casino gambling allows voters in the areas of free standing casinos the chance to vote if they want it in their area, but it does not allow the voters in areas where there are race tracks the opportunity to vote for it. No wonder Wal-Mart will be moving to Weaver Rd.

~~ Fannie from Fort Thomas says wouldn't it be funny if Fort Thomas, in an effort to conceal its intolerance for female officers, went out and hired another female. Let's just hope she doesn't want a family or kids. If so then she will get to see how they treated females back in the 1950s.

~~ Was that Jeff Enroy that Ken Camboo saw working the crowd at the last Crazy Springs-Villa Hills beer fed Fire Department Fish Fry? Word is Jeff Enroy might be angling for a possible run for the Villa Hills City Council.

~~ If the Blower is correct that State Senator Demon Nay Thayer received an ass whooping from Nathan “Cornbread” Smith at the big Chamber Drink Fest in Frankfort last week, then that would pretty much explain why he would move to Kentucky from the streets of Detroit back in the 90s, I sure hope those two DemocRats opposing him in November are not from New Jersey .

~~ Finally, Miss Vicki says Kevin “Mad Mick” Murphy keeps asking her to reveal the identity of “Mrs. Robinson,” who has a thing for younger guys, if you know what we mean. How funny is that? We thought everybody important knew who she was.