~~ Following up on our story of how all those super duper delegates are being plied with campaign contributions by Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, Sleazy Old Tom Luken remembers when all you had to do to get a delegate’s support was to find him a woman and get him laid. Well, maybe that wouldn’t work out so well with all the hags and fags in the Deranged DemocRAT Party these days.

~~ With only 13 more days till Ohio’s Primary Elections on March 4, political insiders on the East Side are wondering when the Republican primaries will begin. Between the joke campaign so far between Mean Jean Schmidt and “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman putting everybody to sleep, and those three Anderson Township Republicans sleepwalking their way through a contest for the 34th House District Seat in Columbus (ever though one guy can’t spell the name of his still unincarcerated lobbyist supporter), it’s been the dullest campaign season anyone can remember.

~~ About the only excitement we could expect from East Side Republicans during the next 13 days could come when Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent shows up at next Monday’s Blue Chip Young Republican Club to explain his reprehensible record.

~~ Meanwhile, the dust hasn’t quite settled from last week’s Westside Economic Development Forum’s 30th House District Debate, where one business owner says he found the recent line of commentary in the Whistleblower to be despicable, saying the morning’s events were completely misrepresented by our Snitch du Jour, and that there were bald faced lies in an obviously partisan attack. He also termed the name calling against Mr. Hammersmith to be juvenile, sophomoric, and completely distasteful, saying, “This kind of trash is not productive, and is exactly what turns people off to politics.” Our Business Owner surmises this cheap attack came from either the Hamilton County RINO Party, or Mr. Mecklenborg's son, who is apparently running his campaign. The Mecklenborg clan will not get his vote.

~~ Another West-sider says Dour Dick Hammersmith handily defeated Bob the Borg during the debate. Hammersmith might be a grouchy old man, but the Borg is just another Lawyer gone “Boob Taft bad.”Now, that’s really, really, really bad!

~~ Thank goodness for our D-RATS. Word is Republican-turned-DemocRAT Steve Black took a page from the Mean Jean Playbook and “loaned” his Congressional campaign $195,000 for the finals days of the primary. Let the attack ads roll!

~~ Speaking of which, our Wulsin Watcher says just three years ago, Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) was employed in a program that injected the malaria parasite into destitute AIDs victims in Africa . She wasn't fired because of any damning report she authored, as she alleges. She was fired for non-productivity, despite the fact she was taking a salary of $10,000 per month. Two weeks after she was fired for non-productivity, Icky decided to enter the Ohio Second District race for another job that pays about $10,000-per-month.

~~ And why is it that Icky Vicky's equally ditzy supporters respond to the hard facts of her participation in the malaria injections into indigent patients already weakened by AIDs by dismissively saying, “That's already been brought up?” The fact of her employment and participation stands. The evidence shows Wulsin eagerly and greedily participated in the program, she looked forward to years more participation for herself, and even suggested changing the name of “malariatherapy” to something more veiled and happy sounding. She was enthusiastic about the program, not critical. We bring this up because her participation shows her total lack of character, horrendous lack of ethics and her shocking lack of respect for human life. And the fact she now wants the voters to elect her to represent them.

~~ Whistleblower Truth Squad Investigative Reporter Fearless Ferrett says in the Failed Cincinnati Public $chool Board of Education race last November, the biggest contributor to the three winning candidates was the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers, which contributed $19,800 to elect the three new board members. What's the exact source of that $19,800 contribution? Some teachers donate to the PAC via payroll deduction, but the total doesn't seem to approach that contributed amount. The number of members in the CFT has declined in recent years, lower than the figure of 1,000 given out by the union. When the CFT PAC filled out contribution papers at the Hamilton County Board of Elections, the only thing they filed as the source of their PAC money was a stapled-on copy of a Cincinnati Public Schools printout of teacher payroll deductions.

~~ We Be Hughes Principal, "truck driver" Hahn, is now forced to cut 26 teachers from her disenchanted staff for next year. Little does the principal know, there are over 50 teachers that want to voluntarily transfer out of the school. What once used to be a pleasure teaching the urban yoofs is now a disaster because of the current administration.

~~ Real estate values must be bad when a home owned by P&G ers (transferred overseas) goes into foreclosure in Mariemont! Those miserable mortgagees are walking away from a house purchased for $189,000 that has been for sale for eight months at $220,000.

~~ A Sorehead in the Suburbs thought it was odd that his son (a UC student) had class on Monday (Presidents’ Day). UC was closed for Martin Luther King Day and that wasn’t even during Black History Month.

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1962, John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth, and creditors still waiting to get paid from all of that Deadbeat DemocRAT’s political campaigns say, “Who gives a big rat’s ass?” And our Quote for Today Committee remembers Aesop’s “We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.”

~~ Finally, in today’s Black History Moment, our Mallory Masher says he recently visited the Neighborhood Summit at Xavier University where he found "Bed-bug" Dale's resume.

~~ Our Mallory Masher says it's good to know the family clout got Dale to get a joke High School diploma. It's also interesting that their rhetoric says the six kids are "led" by Fannie, when everybody in town except Huggable Howard knows that Miss Fannie is the biological mother of only three little Mallorys, but then in baseball, a .500 average would be considered remarkable.

~~ When a warrant was lodged for the arrest of NoKY's most famous felonious MILF, Jeni Lee Dinkel, for a probation violation on Monday afternoon, the first phone call to the media by an “anonymous source” was made before the ink on the warrant was even dry, leading Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo to wonder... was the “anonymous source” in the office of Judge Roy Bean Bartlett or Kenton Circuit Court Clerk Johnny "Milkdud" Middleton?! It all happened so fast, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl didn’t even have time to bake Jeni Lee a cake.

~~ The CamBoozler can’t stop smirking every time he sees DemocRATS unable to call a tax a tax. This week’s euphemism is “innovative financing,” which is being used in the Beshear administration’s plan to fund major construction projects, such as replacing the Interstate 71/75 Brent Spence Bridge over the Ohio River. During a presentation to a House budget subcommittee, Transportation Cabinet Secretary Joe Prather and others couldn’t spell, let alone define “innovative financing.”

~~ Rumor has it that Jack Deadwood is getting ready to make the biggest flip flop ever and vote for the gambling bill. Now that little Deadwood has the Democrat Dominatrix whipping at his tail, he'll do or say anything to be with the in crowd in NoKY's pro-casino establishment.

~~ Demon Nay Thayer is puzzled over how he should vote on the gambling legislation. Since he's taken thousands and thousands from the horsy set, now he's getting ready to double cross them by voting against the bill.

~~ When Patsy Crowley asked the NoKY legislative caucus last week where they stand on the proposed gambling bill, here's what they said:

Tricky Dick Roeding - "What gambling bill?"

Katie Stine - "I never kiss and tell"

Jack Deadwood - "David didn't tell me what to do yet"

Demon Nay Thayer - "Hey, I'm still your friend"

Dennis Keene - "We need the money for schools"

Arnold Simpson - "It's better than raising taxes"

Addia Wuchner - "Only if it's attached to an anti-abortion bill"

mAdam Koenig - "I need to consult my wife first"

Sal Santoro - "We'll need more police"

Tom Kerr - "Wake me when it's over"

Joe Fischer - "It's morally wrong unless Jack Westwood votes for it"

Trooper Babe Weddington – “I love gambling”

~~ And was that Rick “The Batboy” Robinson (as President of the Chamber) hiding behind the Governor when Steve Beshear made his pitch for gambling and prostitution in Northern Kentucky ? Wait till Mrs. Batboy finds out he favors prostitution.

~~ If churches are successful in defeating the casino bill this year, Pro Casino People (which includes the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce) may ask for a Constitutional Amendment next year that would limit Kentucky to just twelve churches.

~~ The Kentucky Legislature is attempting to copy Indiana’s license plate by placing “In God We Trust” on Bluegrass plates, but Governor Beshear says we may be able to top Indiana and get some free publicity by inscribing on the Kentucky plates: “IN GOD WE TRUST AT THE CASINOS.”

~~ An over-taxed payer from Northern Kentucky wrote to say our students at NKU may struggle with math and science, but they are being taught well how to go to the hog trough for more money. Maybe if they would read the Blower, they may find out there’s no money in Frankfort .

~~ Another NKU student wonders if his tuition and fees rose 450 % in his four years, would that be considered excessive profits, or just another example of Liberals running a very inefficient business.

~~ Billy Bob Carbine wrote the Blower to ask if it may be time for those legislators that voted to give us the right to conceal carry to vote to abolish gun free zones in schools and city, county, and state buildings where most of the real nuts in society seem to hang out.

~~ An over-taxed payer from Boone County said after reading in the Fishwrap about how busy the new library in Burlington is and how the planners miscalculated how many parking spots would be needed for a 75,000 sq. ft. building, could that be an indication that the county will be buying another grocery store that is going out of business and tearing it down to make room for another library in Hebron?

~~ Folks could hardly believe Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ lawsuit against the New England Patriots. How can a guy with no class file a “Class Action Lawsuit” anyway?

~~ When Charles Foster Kane agreed to be on Flashlight Theatre, did our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher not understand the way folks in Kentucky pronounced the word “horror” movies?