~~ In the Whistleblower’s War on the Whitehouse, Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says Obama talks about CEOs who earn more in an hour than most workers earn in a year. According to WLW Hate Radio’s Mike McConnell, the average salary of a CEO is $110,000. Last year, Obama raked in $1.2 million.

~~ That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”

~~ CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street received an e-mail from Hillary’s campaign and sent them the following reply:

~~ Why do letters from Hillary’s campaign get through to Hamilton County employees at work? Perhaps Hamilton County’s $75,619.18-a-year Computer Censor Greg Wandstrat (513-946-6454) can explain, if he takes time out from looking for dirty words in today’s Blower.

~~ One of Metro CEO Michael Setzer’s demolition drivers was at it again Wednesday morning when more than a dozen people were injured in a traffic accident about 7:45 a.m. in the 4000 block of Columbia Parkway . But it was no big deal: Metro spokesbabe Sallie Hilvers said only nine of the people were transported to hospitals.

~~ A second member of the freshman boys’ basketball team at MILF-ord High School has stepped forward to say he was the victim of bullying, but there was no word yet if he was also held down to get him to suck another boy’s dick.

~~ Thanks to people like City Clown-cil member Jeff Balding, the transformation of America from Bedford Falls to Pottersville nears its completion, just like in “It’s a Wonderful Life.” With such monkey-see-monkey-do reasoning as "Gee, if surrounding states are legalizing casino gambling, then we've gotta do it too," what else would you expect? Say Jeff, what if Kentucky legalizes prostitution? Should we fall in line with that as well?

~~ With only 12 more days till Ohio’s Primary Elections on March 4, political insiders are amazed that in spite of GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner’s warnings about pork barrel spending to RINOs in Congress, nearly 60 local government and business leaders showed up at Mean Jean Schmidt’s recent “porkshop” at Southern State Community College Gateway Center, wherever in hell that is.

~~ Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) criticized her opponent for having a farm property tax status (when indeed he has a farm) but she fails to mention her 15-acre estate on a private lane was categorized as a farm until she decided to dabble in politics after her malaria-injecting program adventures ended. How about Lawson Wulsin's brother, Drausin Wulsin, who categorizes his 7-bedroom estate at 8375 Spooky Hollow Road, (Parcel 629-0200-0026-00) in Indian Hill for property tax purposes as a "grain farm" when nary a stalk of wheat grows there? Why do these Wulsin people have such odd names, Drausin, Lawson, Lucien, and Wells? Sounds like a re-run of Hogan's Heroes.

~~ And we're just wondering. When Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) was eagerly participating in that program which injected the malaria parasite into destitute AIDS victims in Kenya in Africa, was she supplying the research subjects via her corporation Soteni, operating in Kenya? Maybe Icky Vicky’s attorney Charles F. Hollis III could tell us.

~~ In today’s 30th District State Rep-tile Update, from the West Side we have an item from one of Dour Dick Hammersmith's citizen supporters: State Rep-Tile Roberto Mecklenborg may have just plagiarized the same English-only bill that gets introduced every couple of years, but judging from The Blower entries submitted by Mecklenborg's campaign staff, Roberto's rabid staffers are the first ones who need to learn better English. Meanwhile, Roberto should tell us why he supported higher taxes in November 2007.

~~ Now from the Borgophiles, taking some advice from Icky Vicky's wacky opponent Steve Black, Dour Dick Hammersmith has also come up a campaign jingle, from 1990s rapper MC Hammer. The lyrics go like this: "Stop....hammer time. Can't touch this." The irony lies in the fact that MC Hammer blew his fortune from his one-hit wonder "Can't Touch This" and is now bankrupt.

~~ And on the East Side, a couple of inches of snow yesterday was the only excuse all three of those Anemic Anderson Township Republicans running for “TaxKiller Tom’s” 34th District House seat needed to stay at home and avoid campaigning.

~~ The Blue Chip Republicans sent out another news release promoting the appearance of Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent to attempt to defend his reprehensible record at next Monday’s meeting. Doesn’t George realize his Young RINOs are no longer in charge of this group?

~~ The three newly-elected candidates of the Failed Cincinnati Public $chool Board ran together this past November on a teachers’ union-funded slate of “cooperation.” So far, they have been anything but that. Attendees at Bored of Education meetings report the new members are definitely not responsive to the public. They fawn over our failed Mrs. Buckwheat. They adore the job-hopping fact-hiding treasurer, Jonathan Boyd. And now they've decided to make the search for a new superintendent a big secret. Do they realize that is absolutely illegal?

~~ Why is the Hamilton County Board of Elections giving a pass to the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers on their scandalous lack of proper filing records on their huge campaign contributions?

~~ A wise experienced teacher sent this to us: When will public school teachers finally learn and understand that the Board of Education and administrators don't care if they are unhappy at a certain school? The Board doesn't care if the whole staff leaves a school. The Board doesn't care if a certain school is not making the grade. It makes no difference to them. Your leaving changes nothing. They have never cared, and they never will.

~~ Are the Cincinnati teachers so wimpy they can't even name their principal by name, and what about the Forest Gump teachers who decry their principal? Why are they afraid to identify the principal? We identify John Robert Carlisle by all three of his names.

~~ All fifth graders in Failed Cincinnati Public $chools go on a field trip to the the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free”dom Center. Remember when FCPS students attended symphonies at Music Hall and enjoyed trips to the zoo? Those were fond memories for those of us proud of our public school edumacation in the good old days. How many will be keeping their kids home if they’re "required" to attend the Portman’s Folly!

~~ And finally, with today’s Black History Moment, Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1965 Malcolm X, an African American nationalist and religious leader, was assassinated by rival Black Muslims while addressing his Organization of Afro-American Unity.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says e-mails to yesterday’s “Who Leaked the Jeni Lee Dinkel Story to the Press” Hot Line guessed: E. Rob Sanders 90%, Johnny “Milkdud” Middleton 10%. One guy on probation says the Robster would never miss taking a shot at anyone if there’s any chance he’ll get his face on TV. So few people guessed it was Milkdud, because he wouldn’t know what a warrant looked like.

~~ People from the failed Kentucky Education System who performed the math on the estimated revenue from casino gambling in Kentucky may want to take a trip to Over the Rhine where they get their drugs and have one of the yoofs from the Failed Public Cincinnati School System check their computations. At the present time, Indiana ’s three casinos take in an estimated $800 Million a year. The people from the failed Kentucky Education System predict that by adding two new casinos in Kentucky they will increase gambling receipts by 50% to $1.5 Billion. Ken said that’s like McDonalds saying if they have two stores close to each other and they build two more they will increase business by 50%.

~~ In Sunday’s Forum section of the Fishwrap, there was a guest editorial from a gentleman who retired from the New York City Fire Department and then moved to Union, Kentucky, where he thought he could live on that retirement. Unfortunately, he found out that he not only had to take a job as professor at University of Cincinnati , but he also had to get a position with the Boone County Library. The gentleman must also be a political consultant to Representative Sal Santoro, since his editorial spouted the same garbage we hear from the Representative (I personally don’t gamble, but I think the people should have the right to vote on this issue). Let us remember, this is a vote by your State Senators and Representatives that says, “I am voting for a tax increase on Kentucky gamblers of 50.5%, but I would rather be able to blame it on the voters if things don’t work out.”

~~ Also in Sunday’s Fishwrap, the Mayors of Northern Kentucky spoke against Senate Bill 07 which would allow tolls to be charged on bridges in Northern Kentucky to pay for the pet projects of the Chamber of Commerce and the three County Judges . The mayors said it pretty much looks like those three judges will be replaced over the next couple years and they sure aren’t sticking their necks out like that.

~~ Kenny "The Dwarf" Easterling, the little guy who is hell-bent on being a Kenton County judge, is at it again. Having failed to win election as one of the new Family Court Judges (a request for which even Bishop Foys was petitioning the heavens), Kenny has now mailed out his latest fund-raising plea to Northern Kentucky attorneys. The storied event is taking place at some place known as "The Shutte Mansion ," which apparently is supposed to impress people (and apparently someone other than Kenny helped out with the correct spelling of "Mansion"). Interestingly, Kenny's cronies who grudgingly supported him in the last election are being split into various camps, such as those for Keith Johnson, Mary What's-her-name, and the numerous others who have thrown their proverbial hats in the ring, most of whom appear at first blush to be on the "D" side of the aisle. Not surprisingly, Kenny's invitation is entirely devoid of any names of supporters. The dwarf "R" might find those names even harder to come by this time around.

~~ Our Kenton County Courthouse snitch (probably not Will "the Thrill" Terwort) tells us that PVA Merrick “Double-Dipping Quitter” Krey, had the women at his office give him a very special login password for his office computer. What password on earth could be so bad that Krey is afraid of a public records request from Patsy Crowley?

~~ The CamBoozler wonders why Fishwrap reporters have to travel all the way to Cora’s Mane Attraction Beauty Shop in Walton to ask people what they’ll do with their tax rebates. We thought that was what Crowley ’s blog was for.

~~ Why is it talking so long to edit last Saturday’s taping of Flashlight Theatre? Producer “Mischievous Mike” Sadouskas reports with all those politically incorrect things Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane had to say, it may be a while.

~~ A Campbell County voter wrote to say he is sure glad his Conservative DemocRAT Representative from Wilder is trying to help our poor yoofs at NKU by introducing a bill in the legislature to stop the liberal President of that college from raising tuition and fees for the next two years. The President said that could mean he will not be receiving his well deserved pay increase to which Moises, Alfredo, Julio and Jose asked, “How many people live in your house?”

~~ Finally, Nathan “Cornbread” Smith asks how come this Dastardly DemocRAT Trooper Babe fake indictment expose didn't make yesterday’s political mudslinging edition.