~~ Elsewhere in the heavens, Wednesday night’s lunar eclipse was spectacular. The next one won’t be visible until 2010, and RINOs will still be wandering in the wilderness, clueless about why they got their asses kicked one more time in 2008.

~~ In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says Ann Coulter must agree, after he read this from the Human Events Legal Affairs Correspondent: “Inasmuch as the current presidential election has come down to a choice among hemlock, self-immolation or the traditional gun in the mouth, now is the time for patriotic Americans to review what went wrong and to start planning for 2012.”

~~ In Newsbusters’ (NYT Suggests Unproven Adultery by McCain -- Unlike Clinton), Tim Graham’s column says “The New York Times has released a story by a four-person investigative team alleging a potentially inappropriate relationship between Sen. John McCain, the apparent GOP nominee for president, and a lobbyist named Vicki Iseman, three decades his junior. There is no proof of an inappropriate romantic or sexual relationship, merely suspicions by staff members now said to be disgruntled. So why is the Times biting on this story? A look back at a few Clinton sex scandals suggests a different standard for Republicans and DemocRATS.”

~~ Perennial loser Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) should pay more attention to The Blower's expert fashion advice. Instead, now she wears the same ratty black pants suit to every campaign appearance along with wearing her deceased mother-in-law's black shoes. But the thing we like the best is her henpecked husband Dr. Lawsie scurrying into every event grasping the custom-built wooden box for her to stand on, then heading out for the nearest bar and blonde while she's busy elsewhere.

~~ The telling difference between candidates shows itself in circumstances. When OH-02 primary candidate DemocRAT Steve Black's father, esteemed Judge Robert Black, died two weeks ago, Black suspended his campaign for a week. Mean Jean Schmidt even sent Black a card with a sympathy note. In contrast, Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) made plans to invade the church where the funeral was being held, along with her campaign team to make a "campaign" appearance event out of it. She was only stopped from doing so by her in-laws and several friends of her in-laws who sharply rebuked her for her plans.

~~ And we guess any further suspension of his campaign in respect to his father’s demise, will soon be ended when Republican-turned-DemocRAT Steve Black that ad Icky Vicky is ruining with full color pictures of the Black mansion in Indian Hill that Icky says Steve calls a “grain farm.”

~~ According to our court house snitch the “Mad Doctor” Wulsin’s Indian Hill estate at 8875 Spooky Ridge Lane sits on two parcels (619-0181-0011-00 and 619-0181-0021-00) valued by Hamilton County’s Unopposed Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor at $253,800 and $1.7 million respectfully. Her $2 million spread on 13 acres has 4,648 square feet, 6 bedrooms and 6 full baths. Her real estate taxes are $23,000 a year on the residence. But her relative’s $1 million auditor-valued “cash grain farm” around the corner at 8375 Spooky Hollow only has property taxes of $5,848 a year. Hummmm Was this an Auditor 80-mile-an-hour drive-by appraisal gone wrong?

~~ Let's take a look at yet four more members of the board of director's of Soteni, an Ohio corporation of perennial loser ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill). Board member Claver Lumana Pashi of 6508 Butterfly Way in West Chester, is a radical political factionist for the Congo in Africa, who heads his own tax-free non-profit out of his home in West Chester. Patrick Odongo came to Cincinnati from Africa and is employed at the substance abuse center Crossroads in Clifton . Rokhaya Seye came to Cincinnati from Africa and is employed at the substance abuse center Crossroads in Clifton . Rose Amolo is another member who left Africa and came here to feed off the public trough. Could board member Charles F. Hollis III tell us if any of these people are citizens of the US and if they pay income tax?

~~ And why is Randie Marsh, the secretary/phone girl/director of Soteni, the Ohio corporation of perennial loser ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin, making a Soteni all-expense paid luxury trip to Africa? What are Marsh's qualifications? We have some friends who'd like a long all-expense-paid trip to Africa . Where do they apply for Soteni to fund them?

~~ The terrible troika of three new Bored members at the Failed Cincinnati Public $chools is really weird. Eve Bolton resembles her predecessor, Harriet Russell, in many ways, if you know what we mean. Unemployed Michael Flannery sits behind the table constantly doing weird sketches. Unemployed bald Chris Nelms gets up and runs around because he’s bored. When he’s sitting down, he has a constant big silly grin on his face while he tells everyone who will listen that he's an ordained minister. This trio of losers fiddles while the Cincinnati Public Schools burn.

~~ Teacher Mary Ann Gardner of the Failed Cincinnati Public School$ was totally shocked when that student Mercedes Davis punched her and called her names after Gardner took it upon herself to try to break up a fight Wednesday in the hall of Dater High School. Edna, our wise and experienced teacher expert, says Gardner wasn't hired to break up fights and it is not part of her job description. Gardner should not have attempted to break up a fight. Gardner should have known that. It's unfortunate and sad Gardner was punched, but she was engaging in behavior that wasn't part of her job. Strange, but true. Just ask any member of the Teachers’ Union .

~~ So Dour Dick Hammersmith thinks Mecklenborg is plagiarizing the English bill The Borg proposed? Mecklenborg supporters in the West Side’s 30th House District race claim this is a demonstration of why the old derelict doesn't belong in Columbus . For one, he didn't do his homework to see that this new bill is a completely different bill with different goals in mind. Furthermore, it has the backing of the Speaker. Maybe that legal experience, education and training "the Borg" assimilated will come in handy in actually passing bills that otherwise can't get out of committee (because they were written by people like Hammersmith). Borg Bashers, we await your reply.

~~ Over on the East Side in that 34th House District race, did Whacky Jackie O’Brien’s illegitimate son Kevin really schedule a phony-baloney “debate” last night between “In Russ We Trust” Jackson’s two nameless Republican opponents at the exact same time as The Russler’s big fund-raiser at the soon-to-be-opened $21 Gazillion Anderson Center? Coincidence? We think not! Kevin has done a lot of stupid things in his life and this was just the latest. Kev, remember, payback’s are hell.

~~ One event all Conservatives are all planning to attend is Monday night’s Blue Chip Young Republicans meeting when Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent attempts to defend his reprehensible record. RINO bashers say even Vincent’s planned Jimmy “I Have Sinned” Swaggart style apology will not be enough.

~~ Finally, Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1732, George Washington, the Father of our Country was born. Shouldn’t we have a National Holiday to celebrate the occasion? That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose GW’s “It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one,” which explains what the Blower does almost every day, except April 1.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo hears that city employees in Covington are wondering when City Hall is closing. Professional staff can't seem to get away fast enough from Faucet's Follies. If a staff person doesn't quit or retire, then City Manager Faucet (shown smirking at right) fires the first person he sees. The latest to hit the door is Assistant City Mangler Bill Moller. After retiring as Cincinnati's finance director, Bill thought he'd pad his pension with a high-paying job at the expense of Covington over-taxed payers. Little did he know that he was moving into the big leagues of political meddling in Covington . Two years was enough and now Bill is headed back north to allow Ohio over-taxed payers to pad his pension as financial director in Hamilton, Ohio . Meanwhile, the Faucet/Callery debacle continues in Covington where every city service is being farmed out and no professional staff person can keep a job. As Little King Callery says, "Sinking the barge at Covington Landing was just the beginning, now I'm working on the entire City government."

~~ That guy on probation who said Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders “would never miss taking a shot at anyone if there’s any chance he’ll get his face on TV” called to complain that he had asked us not to identify him. Yeah, like he would be the only guy on probation who would ever have something bad to say about The Robster.

~~ When the DemocRAT Dominatrix saw the photos of Trooper Babe Alecia What's-her-name in the indictment newspaper article, she said “thank God, she's not a DemoRAT. We would never want someone in our party whose roots look that bad." The Dominatrix gave some advice to Trooper Babe, "Take some time off from your Frankfort escapades and have your roots done!"

~~ Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Katie “Bug up her Ass” Stine is livid about the Blower's remarks that she doesn't "kiss and tell." Katie screamed at Tricky Dick Roeding, "Of course I tell I just don't kiss!"

~~ Stay tuned for more on Jack Deadwood's nervous problem.

~~ Reliable sources confirm to Charles Foster Kane that the first cuts for the video of the sure-to-be-Grammy nominated song Flashlight Theater Late Night Feature will be released to the public on February 29th. That release date was picked because it coincides with the 13th birthday of Flashlight's songwriter Mischievous Mike Sadouskas. These same reliable sources tell us that former Beatle bassist Paul McCartney has also signed on to assist Mischievous and the iconic actor and songwriter Jack Voet in writing the musical score for the musical production of Flashlight Theater Late Night Theater that is currently scheduled to make its Broadway debut in November 2008.

~~ Home Depot wrote the Blower to ask if we would let the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free” dom Center know they have a wide selection of front doors, all for a lot less than $1.2 Million.

~~ Finally, we have an important tax reminder. Moises, Alfredo, Julio and Jose say, “Please don’t forget to pay your taxes...... 12 million + illegal aliens are depending on you!”

----- Mallory selling super delegate vote to highest bidder

----- More white snow during Black History Month

----- No MILF-ord boys sexually assaulted by classmates today

----- Inside Jeni Lee’s group therapy sessions

----- Backstabbing Politicians Day on March 15

----- St. Patrick’s Day carousing on March 17

----- BB& BJ Day on March 20

This week, here's how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said they celebrated Presidents’ Day this year:
(A) Getting a day off with pay: 2%
(B) Buying a mattress: 1%
(C) Getting a BJ like President Clinton did: 1%
(D) Working: 94%

This week, everybody who lets their kids open their Presidents' Day presents on Presidents' Day Eve e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is noted presidential scholar Elwood P. Twiddle, PHD, instructor emeritus at Hooven Tech.

Elwood wins bus fare to visit the home of William Henry Harrison, that's been paved over to become the intersection of Washington and Symmes Streets in North Bend, Ohio; a steel-engraved portrait of George Washington suitable for framing, and commemorative kneepads from the Clinton White House. His winning limerick is: