~~ Meanwhile, in Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says every politician in Ohio is claiming the world will once again be watching what happens here on March 4. Maggie Nafziger from Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka even got to blather about it on Channel 9’s “Substantially True” News Tuesday night, and locally, it was a real Black History Month Moment when our Local Kneepad Liberals in the Press said Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory will be personally selecting the DemocRAT presidential nominee, what with his being a “Super-Duper Delegate” and all. Such an honor is only befitting a member of the Mendacious Mallory Family, whose “Public Service” to the City is well known.

~~ Our Clermont Crusader reports that after Miami Township Trustee Mary (expletive) Wolff embarrassed Archie "Bunker" Wilson in the Fishwrap over his signs in the right of way, the Clermont Cronies thought the worst was over for the Clermont County Republican Party. But wait, there's much more, and it is getting absolutely, positively out of control. After Monday night's Union Township Central Committee's stinging rebuke of Ed “Large Township” Humphrey and endorsement of Archie “Bunker” Wilson, word is that Humphrey, Mary (expletive) Wolff, Joe “The Killer Prosecutor” Braun, State Rep-tile Joe Uecker, and some guy named Ken Tracey have threatened that if Small Township Wilson wins the Commissioner's race, Miami Township will secede from the Clermont County Republican Party. This means all countywide candidates will be barred from any help in Miami Township since the four cronies -- that's half the electorate in the whole County-- run it like the mafia. Small Township Wilson is running around telling people not to worry that he will simply spend his millions to hire new people to run campaigns for candidates out in Clermont County . We're told That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt is beside herself with frustration, and every time she complains about it her four little monkeys in Miami Township smile and remind her that she created them! In fact, our Clermont Crusader reports that Mean Jean is being forced to get involved in the Commissioner's race behind Humphrey in order to save her own skin and avoid having her four flying monkeys from Miami Township break up the very coalition that got her elected. “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman would be wise to get himself out to Clermont County fast and start recruiting their help to take The Bitch down! Meanwhile, in George Vincent-like style, Crony-in-Chief Tim Rudd is nowhere to be found as the party is literally disintegrating around the contested primary. Bet Union Township 's Central Committee did not realize the ramifications of their vote to endorse that millionaire hillbilly Archie Bunker. And ethics fraudette Mary Walker continues to smile and bank her county paycheck as long as it’s coming. We'll keep you posted as this continues sordid story to develop.

~~ And with only 26 more days till Ohio’s 2008 Primary Elections on March 4, the cronies are all asking why Mean Jean didn’t give any of them her only guest pass for last week’s State-of-the-Union Address, instead of a Devious DemocRAT from Hamilton County like David A. Pepper.

~~ Our Wulsin Watcher says for those of you who think perennial loser Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) is just a typical average housewife running for office, consider this fact: even with four sons, Icky has never ever made a trip to the grocery store herself. She refuses to do it, it's beneath her. No quick runs to Kroger for milk or bread or detergent, never. No trips to Wal-Mart. She has her paid domestic servants do the shopping for her, always has.

~~ Days ago The Blower started telling you something was rotten with the suspicious "Delhi triplets" Lasita family, but it took the Lasita mom’s indictment before our deadheads in the press took notice.

~~ Our Responsible Reader says when even Ben Fischer at the Fishwrap reports that John R. Carlisle, the absent principal of the School for Creative & Performing Arts, is now in his fourth month of over-taxed payer-funded sick leave as Northern Kentucky authorities continue to weigh an allegation of rape against him, you know something must really stink.

~~ CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says you won’t believe how many calls the Sheriff’s Office is getting these days from public-service-minded people wanting one of those $165,000 foreclosure appraiser jobs.

~~ Commenting on Bungals owner Mike Brown’s achievements, Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says let's not forget Mike Brown's generosity in paying Justin Smith more than $8 million-per-year for his 2.0 sacks and his "motor." As even a product of the Failed Cincinnati Pubic $kools could figure out, that comes to over $4 million per sack. But that might be too much math for Mikey Boy, who can't even figure out the benefits of hiring a General Manager, and would rather leave all that rocket surgery to Defensive Genius Marvin "Black Jesus" Lewis.

~~ Finally, in Greater Cincinnati (where extreme weather was normal during January), the feebs at the Fishwrap blamed it on global warming. Now look who the paper cited as an expert: “It certainly seems like something ominous is going on when you experience these extremes,” says Gregory Berg, an assistant professor of music at Carthage College in Kenosha , Wisconsin . As Forrest Gump says, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo got a call from one of his snitches who had supplied yesterday’s lead item about the governor who took money from gambling interests. “Why did you run the item about Ohio 's Governor on the take in the Bluegrass section?” the man asked.

Here’s what we wrote yesterday: “Our FOR SALE governor took some $70,000 from gambling interests (according to Saturday’s Fishwrap) and now, he's promoting a state gambling proposal that will benefit (who else) one or more of the donors. Coincidence? We think not! Apparently he's only partly owned by the teachers union.” CamBoo naturally assumed our snitch was reporting on Governor Beshear and we ran his picture along with the item.

What are the chances that both the Ohio and the Kentucky governor would be accused of taking money from sleazy casino operators on the same day?

Memo to our Snitches: Because the Whistleblower is supposed to be Sleaze Central on both sides of the river, please tell us which governor is accepting all that sleazy money.

The Blower apologizes for any inconvenience our error may have caused.

~~ A Republican from Northern Kentucky said he is so impressed with Governor Beshears attempt to not allow the Republicans to raise taxes that he is considering working for all those Conservative DemocRATS who have announced they will be challenging those tax-and-spend RINOs from Northern Kentucky . He said he cannot believe that Governor Ernie and the Republicans bankrupted the teachers, city, county, state, the mayors, the councilman, the judges, the police, the fireman, the trash collectors, and the representatives and the senator’s retirement fund. We did not hear about a pension crisis before the Republicans took office. In just four short years the Republicans added so many jobs the system is now broken.

~~ A compulsive gambler from Covington wants to know if the legislative caucus from Northern Kentucky will be voting for the casinos now that they know there may be some money in it for them. The legislative caucus from Northern Kentucky also said the money they received from guys wearing ugly plaid colored suites has noting to do with how they vote on the casino issue, they feel they are not voting for casinos, but only allowing the people to have a say in government. Judge Executive Moore-or-Less from Boone County said he tried that line with his Code Committee, but the people shot that down real fast.

~~ An electrician from Northern Kentucky wrote the Blower to agree with Blower’s suggestion that someone at the Homebuilders next meeting read the speech Henry Ford gave to his employees confirming that he would be paying a wage to them that would allow them to buy the product they produced. Moises, Alfredo, Julio and Jose asked if Mr. Ford honestly believed that eighteen Mexicans could fit in a Pinto.