Today we begin with the first of 687 profiles in our continuing racial-healing series about local Caucasian residents who just happen to be named "Black":

Samuel P. Black grew up in Norwood . As an ordinary young white man, he dropped out of junior high at the age of 14 to go to work during the depression. He served without distinction as a PFC in WWII, came back home, married the girl next door, and rented a house in an all-white neighborhood in Bellevue, Kentucky.

Black raised three children, none of whom was ever arrested. He worked at night and on weekends at a pony keg to make ends meet.

After he retired, he became a crossing guard at the local elementary school. Sometimes he just sat on the porch and waved at cars.

"Sam was a good man," said a neighbor who vaguely remembered him. "He always kept his yard real nice."

~~ With only 25 more days till Ohio ’s Congressional Primary Elections on March 4, “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says Angry Andersonians are still talking about the fact that their Congresswoman had once again failed to show up at an Anderson Township Republican Club meeting.

~~ The crowd wanted to ask why she had given her only guest pass to last week’s State of the Union Address to Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commission David A. Pepper of Simon Leis Super-sized Jail Tax Scam fame. Instead, That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt send a paid campaign weasel to bullshit the crowd by telling them their Congresswoman was hard at work in their behalf in Washington DC. The two resident Schmidtheads in the audience actually believed it, at least until it was revealed that Rob “Fighting for Failed Legacies” Portman’s hand-picked replacement was really at a campaign fund-raiser with sleazy lobbyists in Columbus.

~~ Has “The Bitch” been caught lying once again? We’re sure our feckless friends at the Fishwrap will ask her all about it at her upcoming iditiotorial board endorsement interview.

~~ The crowd's distain grew when one of the State Rep-tile wannabe who is trying to fill revered State Representative TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman 34th House District Seat in Columbus was asked why he listed several sleazy lobbyists who live out of Anderson as supporters of his campaign. (Where was felonious fund-raiser Dickie Weiland’s name on that list?) Why, he was asked, should we support someone who brags about his connection to sleazy lobbyists? These are the same loathsome lobbyists, who in a previous life as state legislators, did everything they could to help Boob Taft ruin the state and the Republican Party. The Rep-tile wannabe claimed that he had to work with the lobbyists in order to get campaign cash and went into a tirade that included, the Berlin Wall, escaping from Communism, murdering the Anderson Redskins mascot, along with writing unreadable columns for the newspapers and cigar magazines.

~~ And if you think our rep-tile wannabe had a hard time, pity poor Patrick Maloney, who’d been sent out on a fool’s errand by Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent to attempt to justify the rubber stamp executive committee’s so-called “fair, open, and honest endorsement process.” No wonder Lincoln and Reagan wanted their names taken off the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Odd Todd Opportune Day dinner tonight.

~~ Meanwhile, our Wulsin Watcher says in the last election, perennial loser ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill), while criticizing her Republican opponent purchasing a hybrid vehicle, commented, “If I'm elected, I will ride a bicycle.” Wonder if she holds to that promise this time around. No one's seen Icky Vicky riding around on a bicycle or tricycle yet.

~~ In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to the Dispatch, the dispute between Dingbat DemocRAT Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner and Union County Commissioners about Brunner's order to provide paper ballots at the polls in the March 4 primary escalated into a federal case yesterday.

~~ Failed Cincinnati Public Schools treasurer, Jonathan L. Boyd, has it good, really good, here. Before coming here, he worked in a series of small school districts and jumped from district to district: Worthington , Vandalia-Butler Schools , Milton-Union, New Richmond, Mad River-Green Schools and Talawanda district in Oxford . He worked at the Milton-Union Schools for just four months. And now Cincinnati . Not only does he receive his salary of $150,000 here-- a $50,000 raise from his previous job--but he has a cushy compensation package just like his pal, lame duck shuperintendent Blackwell. Of course, he also currently gets Ohio retirement pay, in a retire/ immediate re-hire scam he orchestrated in Worthington . Doesn't this sound disturbingly like the same pattern as the SPCA principal, John Carlisle? And does someone want to vote for a tax increase for this horrible Cincinnati school district that hired Jonathan L. Boyd without checking on him?

~~ SPCA principal John Robert Carlisle is still sitting at home on his fat ass watching The View every day on his 52-inch HD TV, drawing full pay from Miss Rosa for not working, while Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney Rob Sanders (robsanders@kentonprosecutor.com) sits on his hands deciding if it's politically expedient for him to prosecute accused rapist Carlisle .

~~ In the Whistleblower’s War on the Whitehouse, Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday’s big rumor was that Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney was cutting and running. If only the Lindners had donated a few dollars more. Speaking of ???, Obama’s campaign is gushing with cash while Hillary lent her cash-strapped campaign $5 million as some of her top staffers are going without pay. Meanwhile, Rush Limbaugh keeps attacking McCain, but Zogby says McCain will be hard to stop.

~~ Finally, Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1587, Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded. And some people got all bent out of shape that time when The Whistleblower showed the picture of “TaxKiller Tom” cutting Mean Jean’s head off that cake.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says his strategy in this year’s election was going to be not to vote in the Presidential election and only vote for Conservatives running for office. After further review, he realized that he still had no reason to vote, so he decided that if Goof Doofus votes to get all senior citizens an $800 tax refund from the stimulus package, even if they didn’t pay any taxes, he might even be stimulated to cast a vote for the Goofster.

~~ What is happening in Covington ? Is an Assistant Fire Chief running Public Works? Is an Assistant Police Chief running Parks and Recreation? What a mess all of that is.

~~ Johnny TV Peluso wrote the Blower to say he will be conducting a class at Gateway Community College for local politicians called “How to Apply for 527 Money from Gambling Interests and Spend Just Limited Time in the Pen.” He initially intended to have the class open only to DemocRAT, but Johnny said he was surprised to see how few D-RATS are in Northern Kentucky . He said it sure was different back in the 60s, and word has it that it may revert to those days come next year.

~~ The Blower can expect to be bombarded daily for the rest of the Kentucky legislative session by those State Reptiles and Senile Senators who have opponents in the next election. In Wednesday’s Fishwrap it was reported that Senator Demon Nay Thayer who has two Determined DemocRATS after his job, presented an award to a sheriff’s deputy who shot a man attempting to shoot someone at the Grant County Jail. Come on, Senator that’s his job. You don’t see Goof Doofus or Beanball Jim giving awards to the troops in Iraq just because they shot someone. The Grant County Jail has enough to deal with, without you advertising all over the State they had another problem.

~~ The Blower can expect to be bombarded daily for the rest of the Kentucky legislative session by those State Reptiles and Senile Senators who have opponents in the next election. In Wednesday’s Fishwrap it was reported that Senator Demon Nay Thayer who has two Determined DemocRATS after his job, presented an award to a sheriff’s deputy who shot a man attempting to shoot someone at the Grant County Jail. Come on, Senator that’s his job. You don’t see Goof Doofus or Beanball Jim giving awards to the troops in Iraq just because they shot someone. The Grant County Jail has enough to deal with, without you advertising all over the State they had another problem.

~~ The Blower’s Chief Frankfort Reporter says it looks like the entire Northern Kentucky Legislative Caucus will be voting against allowing gambling in the State. It appears the Capitol Chaplain informed the legislators that if they accepted money from any of the people trying to get a license and then voted for that issue, that would be a sin and they would not get the Right to Life endorsement. Our Reporter said the chaplain told him he is meeting with all the legislators and believes he can single handedly defeat this issue.

~~ Erotic gifts for Valentine’s Day on February 14

~~ Discount on used Mardi Gras Beads

~~ Hot and Sour Soup recipes for Chinese New Year

~~ Presidents’ Day Matt ress Sale on February 18

~~ Backstabbing Politicians Day on March 15

~~ St. Patrick’s Day carousing on March 17

~~ BB& BJ Day on March 20

~~ This week, here's how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most white people would be celebrating Black History Month:

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(A) Chompin' on chitlins: 2%

(B) Feeling really guilty: 1%

(C) Supporting a tax levy for the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Freedom Center : 1%

(D) Totally ignoring it: 96%

This month we study Black History;

How they all got so dark is a mystery!

We honkies sit in the sun,

Till the long day is done,

And just get all reddish and blistery!

This month we study Black History.

For Revrum Jesse, it’s more free publicity.

Though his achievements are jack

He compensates in the sack,

For his marriage vows have a certain elasticity.

This month we study black history

Why we do it remains a big mystery.

We don't do it for others,

(And I wouldn't, if I had my druthers)

But PC pressure is VERY persistory.

This month we study black history

I'm sure you will notice, mister re-

garding the year

It's the shortest of the year

We still keep them down, it's no mystery.

This month we study black history,

Though the reason remains a big mystery.

The History's still true

Whether you're black, white, or blue.

But all that political correctness— please desist-ery ?