~~ Still, Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus reports our Debauching DemocRAT Resigned-in-Disgrace New York Governor claims he does have some standards. If either “Mean Jean” or “Icky Vicky” had shown up at room 871 of the posh Mayflower Hotel, Spitzer would have charged each of them $4,300 to give him a BJ.

~~ Meanwhile, Dan Pinger Public Relations hit a home run Wednesday night when it got Hamilton County’s former philandering prosecutor Mike Allen (who resigned in disgrace) on CNN in prime time as one of Larry King’s “Panel of Expert Perverts” discussing the Spitzer Sex Scandal. We asked the question yesterday, “Have you no shame, Mr. Allen,” and Wednesday night we got the answer.

~~ We bet the cleaning crew at the Mayflower Hotel was glad Horn Dog 81 and Boinking Becky hadn’t stayed there. When “JayWalking Joe” Deters replaced Allen and CSI scanned his perverted predecessor’s office for pecker tracks, the room lit up like the Festival of Lights.

~~ Hurley the Historian says Albert Einstein was born on this date in 1879, but it was only recently that Mike Allen came of with his Theory of Infidelity.

~~ Hamilton County ’s $75,619.18-a-year Computer Censor Greg Wandstrat (513-946-6454) says whenever The Blower writes anything about blow jobs, subscribers in the prosecutor’s office will never see it.

~~ Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory says when he’s out of town, at least you don’t have to worry about women showing up at his hotel room for sex, but he was glad to attend TriHealth public awareness campaign press conference on Thursday where he could personally meet “Coco, the Colossal Colon” (a 40 feet long, four feet high, interactive replica of a human colon).

~~ In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says everybody enjoyed reading Ann Coulter’s “Whoreable Behavior,” when the Human Events Legal Affairs Correspondent said Spitzer’s Sex Scandal was a disaster for Hillary with material like this: “According to the wiretaps, New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer was delighted to be getting the prostitute ‘Kristen’ again. At least he knew her name. It took Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend six sexual encounters to remember her name (raising his lifetime average to 8.2).” Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Clinton’s “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.”

~~ When he read that Geraldine Ferraro had stepped down Wednesday from an honorary post in Hillary presidential campaign for saying that Obama wouldn't be winning the race for the White House if he weren't black, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin said, “Whenever Liberals see the truth, they’ve got to kill it.”

~~ In Columbus , Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to the Cleveland Pain Dealer, TV advertising for Hillary’s and Obama’s Ohio Primary campaigns cost about $8 million. Who says we don’t have the best candidates money can buy?

~~ If the DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee has Steve participating in its "Red to Blue," program that focuses on flipping Republican-held House seats. So why is First District DemocRAT Congressional Candidate Steve Dreihaus still sending e-mail to registered DemocRATS in the Second District?

~~ Tuesday we learned Metro CEO Michael Setzer had resigned in disgrace and was being replaced by a woman. Thursday morning a van and a garbage truck crashed on I-74 at the Montana exit and his replacement Marilyn Shazor, the new head of Queen City Metro, was making calls to hire the driver of the garbage truck.

~~ Finally, in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders is working on a special edition of his award winning “This Week in Kenton Circuit Court” newsletter featuring hookers, along with how much they charge for BJs.

--- Only 235 more days till the November Elections

--- “Kristen” now a superdelgate for Hillary

--- Backstabbing Politicians Day on March 15

--- St. Patrick’s Day carousing on March 17

--- BB& BJ Day on March 20

--- Odd Todd’s Embarrassing Opening Day First Pitch on March 31

--- Bluegrass Primary Elections on May 20

This week, here's why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said scumbag politicians cheat on their wives:
(A) They no longer find them sexually appealing: 2%
(B) They don’t have the stones to ask for a divorce: 1%
(C) Eggs Benedict isn’t the only thing he can’t get at home: 1%
(D) Because they can: 94%

~~ This week, everybody who’s celebrating The Whistleblower’s big victory of getting rid of Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

Now that George Vincent has quit,

The GOP just might benefit.

A RINO they’ll renounce,

Replacing him with a name we can't pronounce.

Will Alex the Great show us "true grit?"

Now that the Ohio primaries are done

Do you feel like the best “person” won?

Mean Jean and Hillary

Beat Hussein and Tax-Killery

I wish my ballot had an option for "none."