~~ E-mails came pouring in yesterday to the Whistleblower’s Political Backstabber of the Year Hotline with nasty nominations for our Backstabber of the Year Award. Everybody was talking about the awards. Maybe that’s why when Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane had lunch with Et Tu Deters at the Boathouse earlier this week, everybody wanted to sit with his back against the wall.

~~ Former Hamilton County Party Boss George Vincent (who resigned in disgrace) was the big winner for his sleazy, unprecedented, last-minute backroom deal he made with local Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka to deprive voters of their legal right to have a choice in electing their county’s political officeholders.

~~ Incoming local GOP Party Boss Judge Alex Triantafilou’s (pronounced Alex) was the speaker at the Green Township Republican Club, his home club, Wednesday night. He spoke about the need for Republicans to unite and fight for truth, right, and the American way this November. When asked about the nefarious deal brokered by the man who had chosen him as his successor, Alex the Great neither criticized nor defended it, but said he shouldn't break a deal cut by a former Chairman.

~~ In response to another question, our Real Republican Reporter says Alex made a puzzling reference to wanting a return to the days of party discipline. He said when the party's Executive Committee makes its candidate endorsement, "the issue has been settled." He wants unendorsed candidates to be told not to run, and if they do "their names should be written down" and remembered for later. Of course, Alex made no mention about the real discipline problem in the party - Republicans like Senile Sheriff Simon Leis and Ghizzy Lizzy, who openly endorse Democrats. What’s Alex going to do about that?

~~ Did everybody stay up late last night to see if Dan Pinger Public Relations was able to get Saturday Night Live to do a sketch that included Hamilton County’s former philandering prosecutor Mike Allen (who resigned in disgrace) as one of Larry King’s “Panel of Expert Perverts” discussing the Spitzer Sex Scandal on CNN. Didn’t SNL slam WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham last week? And who will ever forget Rachel Dratch’s immortal ridiculing of That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt? And how about Cincinnati ’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Opening Day embarrassment last year? It seems that whenever local buffoons do something really stupid, they become instant punch line material on national late night TV?

~~ Speaking of Cunningham, Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1968, the My Lai massacre took place in Vietnam . Willie says he heard about it all the way up in Saskatchewan .

~~ And this year on Opening Day, why not have Coco the Colossal Colon standing by, just in case Odd Todd’s first pitch isn’t embarrassing enough? Mallory says Coco 's delivery is "explosive." Our Dainty Mayor knows Coco intimately; he may have lost his ring there during his mayoral tour.

~~ Mark Mallory's bodyguard, Scottie Johnson was a regular DJ on the BUZZ. During the Mayor's campaign hour after hour Scottie would bash Pepper and give free advertising for Mallory. As the President of the Sentinels, Officer Johnson committed the organizations full resources backing Mallory. The payback, tens of thousands of over-taxed payers’ dollars in overtime pay to boost Officer Johnson’s bank account and his City funded pension, which is calculated on the final years of employment. The Mallory's ALL make big livings at the over-taxed payers’ expense. Elite is just one more example. The boys learned from the best, Pappy and Fannie. They are very polished at the art.

~~ In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says people really think it’s amusing that Disingenuous DemocRAT Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann ran on a campaign of open government, ready access to public records, and respect for Sunshine Laws, but now he’s sending his over-taxed payer funded lawyers to keep Deranged DemocRAT Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner's legal testimony in the dark.

~~ DemocRAT speech writer Mike Ford gave a lecture at the Museum Center Thursday night to a sparse group of attendees. His old college pal Dan Hurley arranged for the lecture with the Museum Center paying all expenses of airfare, hotel and meals. Ford belongs to the same Dan Hurley/Tim Burka/Gene Beaupre Xavier college class of losers. Burka didn't even bother to attend. Most of the people there were Beaupre's male students from Xavier, who giggled throughout the talk, for reasons we can only guess. Ford is a legend in his own mind, despite the fact he continually wiped his runny nose with his hand during the lecture. He's in love with the sound of his own voice, besides being arrogant without a reason.

~~ Cincinnati’s City Mangler says this year's "higher than usual snowfall" cost the city $2 million dollars. We had one big snowfall and 10 predicted snow catastrophes that never happened. The city poured liquids on the streets and down the sewer along with $2 million. Send the bill to the local weather guessers.

~~ The SPCA subdued a young doe at Third and Broadway and planned to "release her into the wild." We hope they took her to Kentucky . We don't need no stinkin’ deer on the eastside. It is spring and they are munching the greens already. There were 8 of them in Anderson Annie’s front yard on Wednesday afternoon. May we could get deer to eat some of those yard signs losing candidates like Greg Delev, “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, and Kathy King still have standing in the public right of ways. Meanwhile on the west side, can the Borg pleaseeeee get his campaign signs picked up? They’re still trash up the joint.

~~ Meanwhile, Hoppin' along the bunny trail, we hope the 1,000 kids, who are getting free baskets of candy and calories, can hop on into Weight Watchers when they are 12 and among the obese. LIFE says they are "inspiring" the children of mothers on drugs. How about spending the candy money to do a DNA check and find the deadbeat daddies of these poor kids.

~~ Now here’s a novel idea for the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center that is now actually at the Freedom Center ! Now they have wireless kiosks at other locations in Ohio so you really don't ever have to go. Channel 9 Substantially True News even says, “You'll be able to take part in an experience at the Uppity Center without having to ever go!"

~~ Tuesday we learned Metro CEO Michael Setzer had resigned in disgrace and was being replaced by a woman. Friday morning we got a text message that one of our Metro buses appeared to have rear ended an SUV on inbound I-74. Setzer’s replacement Marilyn Shazor is really off to a good start.

~~ Just wait until the masses find out the Forrest Gump School district just screwed them out of their spring vacation next year. The Forest Hills Urinal reported this week that the 2008-2009 school year calendar includes the dates for Spring Break and it is the week BEFORE Easter. So half of the people in Anderson Township took off to the Hillbilly Riviera for their standing reservation for the week after Easter and now Superintendent Putzwald takes that away. With all the extra church services during Holy Week many won’t be able to change their vacation. Putzwald can bend over and kiss his tax levy good-bye!

~~ Finally, our Angry Andersonian just got an e-mail from an organization that I he’s familiar with - Summit Ministries. It appears that Anderson High School is participating in an event that promotes acceptance of the "gay" lifestyle. It is called the "Day of Silence" and is held on April 18 this year. Interestingly, St. Xavier High School is also participating. If you Google " Anderson High School Ohio Day of Silence" you should get information on this event. Angry wonders why Anderson is involved. (The St. X involvement does not surprise him. They have been squishy on the gay issue for years. Angry knows some parents who were furious about their position on "gayness.")

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo says nominations for the Backstabber of the Year Award in Northern Kentucky should include:

~~ All of the Kenton County elected officials (including Papa Smurf Westwood, County Commissioner Dan Humpert, Addia "the Holy MILF" Wuchner, and Demon Nay-Thayer) who have taken advantage of Will "The Original Gadfly" Terwort by asking him to walk door to door for them over the years but then turned their backs on him now that he's running for office.

~~ Kenton Kounty Republicans who voted against Ernie Fletcher, the first Republican Governor in 30 years and helped elect DemocRAT Steve Be-Sheared.

~~ Ernest "Went to Frankfort and All I Have to Show for It is This Stupid T-shirt" Fletcher, who betrayed the trust and hopes of all the Republicans in the state with his hiring scandal and ended up getting tossed out on his ear.

~~ Steve "I'm 5'0" not 4'10" Megerle, who claimed to be a Republican while campaigning for Covington City Commission, but then voted in favor of raising the 911 tax, renaming 12th Street in honor of Martin Luther King, and government mandated $70 trash cans.

~~ The Gateway to the Truth for throwing all of his former cop co-workers under the bus every chance he gets even though he's still reaping the benefits of his own overly-generous retirement package, or was that a mental disability retirement package?!

~~ All of the RINO state reptiles that voted against tax increases but then turned around and voted FOR the budget that spends all the pork generated by those same taxes.

~~ But the winner has to be: Michael "Liquid" Plummer, who apparently changes political parties after every election and Thursday night held a high-dollar fund-raiser at his mansion next door to the Cornbread Estates on Thursday night that benefited the Kenton County and Kentucky DemocRAT Parties after he just spent the last four years claiming to be Mr. Republican. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Oscar Wilde’s, “A true friend stabs you in the front.”

~~ Now here’s an honest-to-goodness article from Thursday's Lexington Herald-Leader. There’s no way that even the Whistleblower could make something like this up.

~~ Has an open records request really been filed on somebody named Moore in Boone County ? Word is the request was filed Tuesday in the Judge Defective’s office.

~~ Why did that bitch call the Boone County Health Department about the dog (also elected Mayor) of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky being a frequent visitor to the inside of the general store? Maybe she’s thinking of running against him in the next election.

~~ And is it true that Ft. Mitchell Mayor Tom “Ole Shakey Pen” Holocher himself was in DC for some League of Cities event, and he stayed at the Mayflower Hotel, which is the same place where NY Governor Eliot Spitzer got in trouble with the high price call girl?

~~ Two guys following the Governor of New York ’s sex scandal very closely are our good friends Steve “Good Things Come in Small Packages” Mergele and Will “The Thrill” Terwort. Both can’t get enough of Spitzer’s Slut, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, better known as “Kristen.” Steve says "Kristin" should be applauded for starting a new phrase in American pop culture: "That Ho is $4,300 hot," and Will the Thrill says Blower readers need to submit who they think in the Blower readership area, is $4,300 hot!”

~~ Finally, Bobby Leach is still planning how he would like to celebrate BB&BJ Day on March 20.