~~ Now that Black History Month is finally over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.” Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month. WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, "Maybe then we can use the word 'niggardly' again without being called racists." And with this year’s Black History Month only 29 days long, several Black guys didn’t still get their “profiles” in the Fishwrap. To deserving darkies like Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, and Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of Skaggie Maggie ’s Minions is now writing his sincerest apologies.

~~ The Hankster asks, “Why would the Republicans have a draft dodging coward (RE: Vietnam ) contaminate the same stage presenting a war hero and prisoner of war? McCains' message was lost, polluted by Cunningham, who is just a half-truth spewing loud mouth. Truth be told, he's Jane Fonda in the form of a right wing radio talk show hack.

~~ In Columbus , Jennifer Brunner apologized after removing Keith Cunningham from the state Board of Voting Mac hine Examiners (which reviews new elections equipment and technology). “I thought he was Bill Cunningham,” the Deranged DemocRAT Secretary of State explained.

~~ With only three more days till Ohio ’s Congressional Primary Elections on March 4, we’re surprised Mean Jean isn’t all over the Cunningham show, making sure everybody knows Willie endorses her.

~~ Covering the DemocRATS, another reader who read our story about the lifelong DemocRAT Joe and his disgust with the disorderly Dem melee at the 20th Century in Oakley last week told us about an assault and battery she witnessed at the same event. She said people were standing in line by a microphone to ask questions when one woman, a short, heavily made-up Wulsin supporter, left her place and walked back in the line to a Black supporter who was waiting her turn. The Wulsin supporter began making threats, waving her arms, jabbing a finger and shaking her fist at the other person. She kept on until she hit the other woman in the chest. After assaulting the Black supporter, the Wulsin woman left the line and sat down with Lawsie Wulsin, Icky Vicky's psychiatrist husband. And who was this woman who did the assaulting? None other than Elizabeth S. Wells, Icky's mother, here from East Cleveland for the week.

~~ In Washington , our DC Newsbreaker says when House Minority Leader John A. Boehner challenged Republicans on Tuesday to get off their “dead asses,” it was only about raising money for the National Republican Congressional Committee.

~~ Commenting on that pathetic press release from Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters not condemning those false and misleading TV commercials that imply that a candidate has been ENDORSED by the Republican Party for the open 34th District State Representative seat, did Temporary Party Boss George Vincent really say “The Hamilton County Republican Party has a policy of not endorsing any candidates in contested state representative primaries?” Maybe endorsing Mecklenborg over Hammersmith in that 30th District race on the West Side doesn’t count.

~~ The Hamilton County Commissioners held a public forum for state grant applicants. There was a parade of pro (throwing fund$ at the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free” dom Center) crowd that hooted and hollered after each of their speakers said why they needed millions of over-taxed payers’ dollar$ to move the door. A pro-speaker said 50-60% of all the visitors to the city come because of the White Guilt Museum . But, when a normal citizen opposed spending over-taxed payers’ dollars that pro-crowd (who preached Freedom of Speech and how the center was for diversity) booed the opposition! A gentleman asked, "Has anyone driven to the Freedom Center and come home because they couldn't find the door?" It was also suggested that it should have been built in the shape of a pig for all the pork they have required. Another anti-taxer said it was a “Permanent Enslavement of the Over-Taxed Payers of Hamilton County .”

~~ At We Be Hughes High School , Assistant Principal Bias is allegedly involved in a sex scandal with a student. School administrators having sexual affairs with students must be the in thing. First SCPA and now Hughes. Speaking of SCPA, the new interim principal, Denny Matt hews, was formally reprimanded for constantly calling the girls “honey, sweetheart, and other terms of endearment. Did he not learn anything from John Carlisle?

~~ At the same time, during one of the EIGHT female ghetto ass fights Thursday at We Be Hughes High school , the Principal got hit several times. No kidding. It's no wonder why the teaching staff is always absent. Hughes is a very, very dangerous place to work, but of course...Mrs. BuckWheat’s tax levy will resolve everything.

~~ Seamus Butler at the Mt. Airy Forest Hollow Tree says the reason Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory was seen at Lowe’s in Colerain was because it’s so close to where he really lives. Does Cincinnati even have a Lowe’s?

~~ Our Clermont county Crusader reports that the Ed Humphrey campaign has reached a new desperate low with the assistance of his minions, Miami Trustee Mary "Sign Temper Tantrum" Wolff, campaign manager and attorney Joe "Don’t Remind People About My Association with Mean Jean" Braun, and State Representative Joe "Poor Judgment" Uecher in going after Archie "Mr. Clean" Wilson about the kind comments the Boys and Girls Club of Clermont County made about good old Archie. Let's set the record straight, over the past many years, Archie Wilson has quietly dug deep into his pockets to give money to the Boys and Girls Club of Clermont County and the Caring Place (rape crisis center in Clermont County). Good old roly poly Ed Humphrey has a very poor track record in supporting good Clermont County causes with his own money. Dough Boy Ed prefers to use OPM (i.e. Other Peoples Money/your tax dollars). The last thing Clermont County needs is another large Township Trustee like Ed Humphrey for County Commissioner . The current problems at the Clermont County Commissioners office are directly linked to the two large township commissioners (Croswell and Walker). We think we can guess which candidate Crusader will be voting for next Tuesday.

~~ In today's One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Moment, one Blower subscriber, who calls himself the Mellow Mt. Carmellian, just nominated our Beloved Publisher Charles Foster Kane as his "Freedom Hero" on the National Underground Railroad
Freedom Center website. They gave him 100 words, and here's what he said: "Mr. Kane publishes the Whistleblower Newswire, a politically incorrect e-mail and fax service provided free of charge to thousands of local citizens. Unlike the cowardly hacks in the mainstream media, who serve up a blatantly leftist (anti-American, anti-religion) bias on every issue, doctor and slant news to fit their Marxist agenda, and screen out the opinions of the vast majority of Americans who attempt to object to their alien and unwelcome ideology, Mr. Kane simply tells it like it is, no matter where the chips may fall. He renders a vital service to those who value liberty and free speech."

~~ Finally, March 1 is a special day at the Whistleblower, since it’s been three whole years since we turned off our fax machines and Persons of Consequence could only receive The Blower by e-mail. But you won’t believe how many people still keep asking about fax subscriptions. That’s why our Quote for Today is from Bill Cosby, who said, “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s been receiving kudos from Covington city hall watchers for breaking the story last week on the latest refugee from Jay Faucet’s collapsing regime, Assistant City Manager, Bill Moller who is fleeing north to be Hamilton, Ohio 's Finance Director. The morning Fishwrap's answer to Jimmy Olsen, Mike Rutledge awoke from a week long coma and finally reported Thursday on the most recent city official leaving Faucet's drips.

~~ And Covington insiders want to know how the Public Works assistant (Nubile? Babe? Maybe. In charge? ....Never.) could run anything. How does one do that if you're "at lunch" 2+ hours every day? Other employees come looking for her over and over and what to you hear? "She's not back yet?" (Maybe she needs to punch a time clock.)

~~ In that bill requesting seizure of sex offenders’ property, Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney Rob Sanders, says 15 percent of the money that comes from sex offenders’ confiscated property would be earmarked for prosecutors, who could use the funds for expert witnesses, forensic investigations and the like. Law enforcement agencies investigating such crimes would collect the other 85 percent.

~~ Ken CamBoo said he was disappointed that the Kentucky House of Representatives did not recommend that teachers would have to teach until they were eighty like the nuns that taught him. Ken said that is the problem with kids today, if they had to deal with a seventy something nun I’ll guarantee you wouldn’t see guns in school. The teachers today are retiring at 40 and Ken said you would be surprised how much more knowledge they would have to pass on between 40 and 80.

~~ The tax watchers of Northern Kentucky want to invite all of the overtaxed payers of Northern Kentucky to join them at the front door of the Erlanger City Building and ask each person entering the building if they are an employee of a city county or state and ask them if they would be willing to give up there pay like the members of the Boone County Planning Commission have done in this time of fiscal crisis. The watchers said they will ask for your name position and salary all this will be confidential with the intent of determining if Northern Kentucky could come up with the total $600 Million shortfall so as to secure some respect for our three Judge Executives in the eyes of the new Gubner in case those State Reptiles realize they are not going to put their necks out on the line by voting for that casino bill.