~~ After one year of drawing his full salary of $88,762 and being charged by the Ft. Mitchell police for the rape of one of his students in a hotel, SPCA high school principal John Robert Carlisle has submitted his resignation, but not effective until August. As The Blower exclusively reported, the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools eagerly hired Carlisle two years ago without bothering to check on his past negative employment experiences in seven other school districts nor his multiple criminal convictions for disorderly conduct and public intoxication, a charge of criminal assault and a divorce proceeding from his five-times married Sycamore High School guitar teacher wife Patcine Carlisle. Since this past October, Mrs. Buckwheat has been paying him to sit at home on his fat ass. Now that Mrs. Buckwheat is sufficiently satisfied about the new SPCA principal regarding sexual harassment, she's happily ensuring Carlisle 's evil legacy.

And what's happening with that gem of a FCPS teacher William J. Gray, who a week ago the Cincinnati Board tried to place as a teacher at the juvenile detention school on Auburn Avenue ? That travesty was only stopped when responsible Juvenile Court Judges Lipps and Grady stepped in and barred Gray from ever entering any Hamilton County facility where juveniles are located. Mrs. Buckwheat and board president Eve Bolton appear to love those perverts in their schools.

~~ Also embarrassing for the Gayvenor, was having to give a food bank $10,000 in campaign cash he got from former Depraved DemocRAT New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who resigned in disgrace last week due to a prostitution scandal, before his replacement admitted all of his own marital infidelities. Incoming NY Governor David Patterson is legally blind, so you can bet how ugly those bitches were. And did Jay Leno really say, “The reason the new NY governor confessed was because he had a roving eye?”

~~ Are DemocRATS the party of virtue or what? The Cleveland Pain Dealer is reporting that half of the six candidates seeking a Cleveland City Council seat have criminal records, including one whose murder conviction bars him from holding office.

~~ Speaking of Political Correctness running amok, National Political Analyst Britt Humus liked Ann Coulter’s latest column (Throw Grandma Under the Bus), the Legal Affairs Correspondent for Human Events says Obama gave a nice speech, except for everything he said about race. Obama apparently believes we're not talking enough about race. This is like hearing Britney Spears say we're not talking enough about pop-tarts with substance-abuse problems.

~~ According to the Evans-Novak Political Report, race, studiously avoided by the campaign of Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and subtly peddled by the campaign of Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), has bloomed into a central issue in this presidential campaign thanks to the racist rants of Obama’s hate-mongering helper, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

~~ That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Hannibal Smith’s oft repeated line from the “A-Team”: “I love it when a plan comes together.”

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1965, Dr. Martin Luther King, along with 3,200 demonstrators, began their march from Selma, Alabama to Montgomery in the name of African-American voting rights. With her fear of Black men, Obama’s Grandma probably wasn’t there.

~~ Former GOP House Speaker Newt Gingrich only raised $120,000 for Congressman Steve Chabothead on Wednesday. Chabothead said he was so far ahead of his Doofus DemocRAT Opponent Steve Driehaus, he was too embarrassed to collect more.

~~ Disingenuous DemocRAT Steny Hoyer was in town to raise funds for Congressional DemocRAT candidates Steve Driehaus and Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill). Wulsin requested a name speaker to come here but only got Hoyer. Nobody knows who Hoyer is and Hoyer doesn't know the candidates. At the Wulsin fund-raiser in the usual house in Walnut Hills, her supporters cringed at Virus Vic's exaggerated arm-flapping, handclasps, lip-smacking and getting down on her knees on the floor to talk to people. Feminist Fishwrapper Margaret McGurk was there with her obvious drooling woman-crush on Icky Vicky.

~~ How many Cincinnati city department heads could get away with telling Milton Dohoney that "for the next three years I'm a lame duck chief, I'm not doing anything!!!" Well, one has. That’s what Cincinnati 's fire chief, Robert (NEVER) Wright, told the city manager this two weeks ago. The chief has to retire in January 2011. He entered the Deferred Retirement Option Program five years ago and it has a mandatory retirement after eight years.

~~ Here’s an update on the neglecting-to-protect juveniles front. Two young teenage girls, 13 and 14, from St. Margaret of York School were running with their coach Tuesday afternoon in the rain in Symmes Township Park in Loveland when one girl and her coach attempted to cross a rain-swelled raging creek by walking on a metal pipe and fell into the water. The other girl jumped in to save them. Our question is, why did the adult coach even allow the girls to run in the rain, let alone cross a raging creek over a slippery metal pipe? The coach won't give his name, the idiot. You won't find the name of the school in the Fishwrap, either.

~~ Which present top administrator in the McMason Schools, when he was a principal there, carried on a sexual liaison with one of the teachers in his school, breaking up his marriage and hers? And afterwards, he got a big promotion as a reward. Mason mothers, watch your children!

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says it looks like Kentucky has jumped off the Obama bandwagon. A Survey USA poll shows that in a head to head race between Obama and McCain, McCain now leads 64% to 28%. What a mess of things a man’s preacher and his wife can do for him in just one week.

~~ Obama’s Grandma wrote the Blower to ask if after hearing that preacher from Barack’s church rant, can we now understand why she gets uncomfortable when she meets a couple black guys while walking down the street?

~~ A Liberal from Latonia says you can’t believe anything that people like Bill O'Reilly say. Liberal claims Obama’s church doesn't preach race hatred "on a regular basis!!" This is part of the black experience. As late as that pastor's generation, there is still pent-up anger from racism. We are making progress, and Obama says, we’re building on the generations that went before.

~~ Here’s more Bluegrass buffoonery from our NoKY senators (including Jack Deadwood): Let's see, this session our furry little papa Smurf legislator has waged war on schools, testing accountability, teachers, bullies, and now he's waging war on the mothers of Kentucky who are just trying to relieve their little children's cold symptoms.

~~ Today, Northern Kentucky 's genius senators passed a bill to ban vaporizers. Jack Deadwood was quick to defend his position as usual by saying "I really don't know what this bill is about, I just voted for it because David Williams told me to." The owners of the Hooka bar in Covington 's MainStrasse are sure to sue the bastards.

~~ A Covington senior citizen, Harley Alive, told KenCamBoo that he almost choked on his oatmeal Thursday morning when he read in the morning Fishwrap, Cindy Schroeder's puff piece about Butch Callery joining other Northern Kentucky mayors in delivering food through the local Meals On Wheels program. Harley wanted to know why Schroeder didn't ask Mayor Callery why he and the Covington city commissioners cut out funding for the local Meals On Wheels program during the past few years after funding the program for over twenty five years. Harley thinks the funds were used instead for Commissioner Bamboozeler's Mainstrasse bell tower repairs last year.

~~ Yesterday’s Whistleblower BB&BJ Day Celebration was the best ever. Reaction ranged from Laurie’s “Please UN-subscribe me” to Rob’s “BB&BJ day has now replaced Mardi Gras as my favorite holiday.” We hope this year everybody got what he really wanted.

~~ Finally, in honor of yesterday’s vernal equinox, we have an “Ode to Spring” by Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves :

Yesterday was the first day of Spring,

When men thought of only one thing.

Women think it’s odd,

Guys searching for a broad,

Just for an overnight fling.

----- Only 238 more days till the November Elections

----- No refunds on BB&BJ Day presents

----- When is “Tax Freedom Day?”

----- Odd Todd’s Embarrassing Opening Day First Pitch on March 31

----- When is Opening Day in Florence ?

----- Lane’s End Stakes Winner at Turfway

----- Bluegrass Primary Elections on May 20

This week, here's why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said Black pastors preach hate speech from the pulpit:

(A) It’s part of the Black experience : 2%
(B) All that pent-up anger from racism: 1%
(C) Kneepad Liberals in the Press will never mention it: 1%
(D) Because they can: 94%

~~ This week, everybody who’s wondering if Mike Allen (who resigned in disgrace) had sunk to a new low after they saw Hamilton County’s former philandering prosecutor sitting in as one of Larry King’s “Panel of Expert Perverts” discussing the Spitzer Sex Scandal on CNN, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is our philandering prosecutor’s former paramour Boinking Becky, who says she would’ve stood by Mike’s side at all of Mike’s press conferences, just like Eliot Spitzer’s wife did, if Judge Lisa had only sent the invitations. Becky wins an “I’d Rather Be Boinking” bumper sticker, her own show on WLW Hate Radio, and a slightly used carpet, courtesy of “JayWalking Joe” Deters.

When Mike Allen goes on TV

I hope he’ll be sure to mention me

The sex wasn't great

My periods were late

And now I have an STD.

When Mike Allen goes on TV,

His shame is as obvious as can be,

His brain went berserk,

When he played with a skirt,

And thinking just with his wee-wee.

When Mike Allen goes on TV

We will all say, "Oh, gee?"

We won't get too close

Not even to his nose

Lest we contract a case of VD

When Mike Allen goes on TV

To tell us how hard it can be

To keep your pants zipped,

When you want your wick to get dipped,

Will he get Spitzer out of jail free?