~~ Hey, Everybody, I’m available as a TV commentator for the Detroit Mayor’s sex scandal too. — Former Philandering Hamilton County Prosecutor Mike Allen (who resigned in disgrace)

~~ Do you think the Clinton Campaign will mention the Detroit Mayor is a superdelegate for Obama? —Whistleblower Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus

~~ Let’s hope they can get that trial held before the DemocRAT Convention in August. —Rush Limbaugh’s Operation Chaos

~~ With only 221 more days till the November Election, my campaign just released results of a survey that shows I’m way ahead of perennial loser Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin's (Millionaire-Indian Hill). —That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt

~~ If Ohio passes an energy bill that includes renewable energy "benchmarks" for utilities to hit in the near term, we could see billions of dollars in breaking wind projects. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders

~~ We keep wondering when Tax Freedom Day will be coming this year.—Tri-State Over-taxed Payers

~~ Do you think I’ll embarrass myself and the City as much this year when I throw our the first pitch at the Reds Opening Day as Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory did last year? —Odd Todd Opportune

~~ We held last night’s meeting at Price Hill Chili because most of our members had never been to a Negro Neighborhood before. —Blue Chip Young Republicans

~~ Let me correct an item in last Friday’s Blower. True, I will be sitting on my ass collecting my $88,762-per-year salary till August, but I have not actually been charged by the Ft. Mitchell police for the rape of one of my students. —Former SPCA high school principal John Robert Carlisle (resigned in disgrace)

~~ Do you think we gave George Clooney enough publicity for the premiere of his crappy movie in Maysville? —Kneepad Liberals in the Press

~~ Several people have called about that the boy with the green weenie in the front row of that photograph on Page D-7 of last Wednesday’s Fishwrap when we ran our Newspaper in Education (NIE) ad promoting Miss Hyde’s 9th and 10th grade class at Norwood High School . —Skaggie Maggie

~~ Spring came last week on BB&BJ Day and so did I. —Bobby Leach

~~ Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break? —Ken CamBoo

~~ It’s Spring Break in Florida . The temperature’s warm, teenage tramps have gone wild, and thongs are particularly lovely this time of year. —Frank Weikel

~~ Please add Venice , Florida to the list of places the Blower is watching guys who took their wives and teenage children on Spring Break so they can spend all day on the beach ogling young girls' breasts. —Larry Laptop

~~ We were Googling “Spring Break Quotes” this morning, but all we could find were places trying to sell you vacation packages to Acapulco and Cancun. —Your Quote for Today Committee

~~ Do guys drink a lot on Spring Break? —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith and Michael Liquid Plummer

~~ Do guys get to eat a lot on Spring Break? —Clueless Marc Wilson

~~ I always used to go crazy on Spring Break. —E. Rob Sanders

~~ Come to think of it, so did I. —Eric Deters

~~ When does the 2008 Girls Gone Wild on Spring Break video come out? —Will “The Thrill” Terwort

~~ Where’s our video? —Wilder Women

~~ We don’t need no videos, we just fake it —Uptight Bitches from Fort Mitchell

~~ Today the Official Whistleblower Bluegrass Primary Election Countdown Calendar says there are only 56 more days until the Bluegrass primary elections. —The League of Women Vipers

~~ Hey, what happened to the Bungals this year? Did they go on Spring Break too? — Northern Kentucky Cops

~~ Why doesn’t the Blower show pictures of the Redneck Yard of the Week like you see on our “Blue Collar TV” show? —Larry the Cable Guy

~~ When is Spring Break? —TV19 News