~~ Whistleblower Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says Gallup is reporting what The Blower long ago predicted—in this particularly nasty DemocRAT Presidential Primary campaign, a sizeable number of Disenchanted DemocRATS would desert their party if their candidate doesn’t win the nomination. 28% of Hillary’s supporters say they would vote for McCain over Obama, and 19% of Obama supporters say they would vote for McCain over Hillary. And according to the latest Rasmussen Reports, 22% of Democratic voters nationwide say that Hillary should drop out of the race, and the latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey found that an identical number—22% who say Obama should drop out.

~~ Our Disgruntled DemocRAT says Tim Burka’s local Demo-Labor Party doesn’t care about inflammatory race-baiting ministers. That's why they endorsed Rev. Lynchmob when he ran for Clown-cil in 2005, and we endorsed his pro-boycott disciple Brian Garry in 2007. Garry would talk one way to black audiences, like at the Urban League forum, when he said "you can't be a black man without getting arrested in this town!" and when he said that his fellow Dems supporting the jail levy "want to lock up more black people!" at the NAACP forum, and another way to white audiences.

~~ Disgruntled says, “You know what Brian, we real DemocRATS want to put all the gang-banging pimp daddies you pander to in jail and give our streets back to decent law-abiding citizens. There was a time when Dems used to care about us working class folks who worked hard without taking welfare, didn't knock up women and ignore our kids, and didn’t play the victim when we were victimized by Black criminals. Now spokesmen for the Dysfunctional DemoctRATS include Rev Wright, Demon Lynchmob, and Brian Gary.”

~~ Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says, according to the Dayton Daily News, “Seventeen employees of former BuckWheat Blackwell’s former Secretary of State office must return $80,534 as the result of illegal bonuses or severance payments made to them during 2006, Republican Ohio Auditor Mary Taylor said in an audit released Tuesday. What are the chances that money hasn’t already been spent?

~~ Spring is here and it’s time for the volunteers from the suburbs to feel guilty about finishing school, working hard, and becoming successful. Now they can travel downtown to clean up vacant lots filled with wine bottles, with all those druggies and welfare recipients watching from their stoops and windows!

~~ Our Snitch at Cincinnati City Hall says, when paying your next water bill, be aware that you will also be paying the costs of using Water Works personnel, Water Works trucks, Water Works front loaders and Water Works fuel to remove snow from Cincinnati’s city streets.

~~ Our Court House Hack says county employees are still split on whether Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner Odd Todd Opportune will embarrass himself and the County as much this year when he throws our the first pitch at the Reds Opening Day on Monday as Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory did last year.

~~ Has Sheriff Si Leis removed the report of the accident involving St. Margaret of York teenage girls falling in the raging creek last week from the county records department? Is that coach who is responsible for the girls nearly being killed, a relative of Si's?

~~ Alternative Life-styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say only ten high schools in Hamilton County will be celebrating Homosexual Students Day on April 25. Gay and Lesbian Teenagers should call your schools immediately to see if your school is on the list.

~~ A long-time Realtor reader says she had a client tell her recently that a cop told him if you live in Mt. Washington or Mt. Lookout, you need to know that you can't keep anything of value in your car and you better kiss your windshield good-bye if the yoofs can see you have a Garmin GPS plugged in, because they're going to bust your windshield to get it.

~~ Another long-time subscriber says his wife was involved in a relatively minor traffic accident recently. As expected, the ambulance chasers (pronounced "am- boo- lance” in Northside) couldn't wait to start offering their services. One that caught our subscriber’s eye was from failed Second District Congressional wannabe Paul Hackett. Oh, how the mighty have fallen: from war hero to contender politician to offering to get million dollar settlements to little old ladies driving Toyotas with dented fenders.

~~ Our Angry Andersonian wants to know why no one complained about the cell tower built behind Parkside Christian Church on Salem Road next to Beech Acres Park . Construction workers had to have crossed Anderson Park property to get to the construction site. Now, there are plans to build one at Johnson Hills Park and all those rich folks in the Sanctuary of Ivy Hills are fit to be tied.

~~ After reading our report about that female, African American Metro bus driver who ran a red light at 2:20 PM Monday at a busy four-way intersection (Madison and Observatory/Dana), Conservative Critic Will duRANT IV says, “Don't walk your dog along Observatory any time after rush hour: the vacuum caused by any given rocket-powered #24 will suck you and your dog off the sidewalk and under the bus, where you'll experience the fate as Obama's grandma.”

~~ In today’s Celebrity Trivia Question, what well known Greater Cincinnati resident once had a small part in one of the original “ Mission Impossible” episodes on TV that was shown on cable last weekend? The first person to e-mail the correct answer gets to buy Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s lunch at the restaurant of his choice.

~~ With only 219 more days till the November Elections, news coverage of the Second District Congressional race is so lame, “Politico” did a story about Legislators’ demonstrating their “fitness for office” by jogging, and even quoted an unnamed 25-year-old staffer/campaign worker in That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt’s Cincinnati office.

~~ Our Blog Reader saw a story about what sounded like a shady deal to him, after Clown-cil's So-Called Economic Development Committee recommended approval for a deal introduced by Councilman Jeff Balding to sell a city-owned building at 33 W. Fourth Street downtown to MMF Realty for a mere $250,000.

~~ Finally, do you want to know why white people keep leaving the City? Maybe it’s because police keep sending out wanted posters showing armed and dangerous Black men wanted for murder.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says with only 54 more days till the Bluegrass Primary Elections on May 20, Northern Kentucky might have been closed for the Coming of Clooney and Clinton earlier this week, but the Party Source was still open for the Ohio residents who don’t mind risking losing their automobiles to save a couple of bucks on a bottle of Jack Daniels for all those cases they pick up in the Bluegrass State.

~~ The CamBoozler wonders if all those hicks in Maysville would’ve waited all that time for George Clooney if they knew what he really thought of them, and wasn’t it odd that the former Pants-dropper-in-Chief was in Maysville? We thought he’d be checking out More Head.

~~ Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob Sanders says the jury only took 35 minutes to find Dominic Raifsnider guilty Tuesday of murder in the fatal stabbing of a gas station clerk in 2006. And while The Robster is checking the record for shortest time for a jury to return a verdict, maybe he could tell us how long it took the jury to come in that time the Robster lost his first case as an assistant prosecutor, when feisty lady lawyer Linda Smith used about the classic “Tripping Muff Diver” defense, and demonstrated it to the court ten times during summation.

~~ KenCamBoo hears rumors of a major new initiative to be announced at Covington City Hall . With Mayor Callery and his fellow City Commissioners up for reelection, they are about to announce their "Save Our Useless Asses" campaign. First on the agenda will be to can City Mangler Jay Faucet and his six-figure salary. The commission hopes voters will believe that the mess they have created is all Faucet's fault. Stay tuned for more developments.

~~ Finally, Hurley the Historian says on this day in 1998, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved use of the drug Viagra, an oral medication that treats impotence, and Bobby Leach says, next to BB&BJ Day, all my friends and I say Viagra Day is our favorite holiday of the entire year.