~~ Isn’t it great? With 16 more states to go until Primary Season is over, today’s primaries won’t settle anything and our race will still be going on for months. —Hillary and Obama

~~ How can that be? TV reporterettes said Ohio ’s election was really important. —Dumbed-down, Self-absorbed, Media-influenced, Celebrity-obsessed, Politically-correct Uninformed Voters who get all of their information from our Kneepad Liberals in the Press

~~ And for months, Kneepad Liberals in the Press can still write stories about how important I am as a Superdelegate. — Cincinnati ’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory

~~ Today will be an important date in the struggle for the soul of the local Republican Party. —Hurley the Historian

~~ What’s the big deal? A lot of Registered Republicans did not vote in the last Primary Elections. Maybe we can get that number up this time. — Hamilton County Bored of Elections

~~ Republicans took a well-deserved beating on Election Day in 2006 and 2007 because they abandoned their Conservative Principles and the Contract with America , and in the end stood for nothing. —The Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda

~~ The past two elections were not a repudiation of Republican principles, only the RINOs who were representing the Party at the time. —Club for Growth

~~ Would The Blower like me to resign in disgrace on Election Night? —Failed Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent

~~ Would Vincent’s replacement be another tax-and-spender I can control? —Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka

~~ Newspaper reporters keep calling me to ask if I’ll be the new GOP Party Boss —Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”)

~~ Would I still get to be the official Party spokesman? —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

~~ Our good friend Willie has our vote. —Cunningham Enablers “JayWalking Joe” Deters and Rob “Fighting for Failed Legacies” Portman

~~ We’re waiting to see how some of Mean Jean’s crooked cronies make out. —The Clermont Crusader

~~ All the hags and fags who attended my fund-raiser Sunday night were glad it was held at a gay night club like Adonis on Kellogg Avenue . —Perennial Loser DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill)

~~ Those hags and fags at Club Adonis must be the only people who missed my wall-to-wall Icky Vicky Malaria-Infecting Hit Piece on TV this weekend. —Republican-Turned-DemocRAT Sheep Farmer Steve Black

~~ Not only was that last-minute hit piece sent out by “In Russ We Trust” Jackson’s pussy opponent in the 34th District State Rep-tile Campaign a lie, but it was also one of the most disgraceful political tricks we’ve ever seen. —Angry Andersonians

~~ We’re really proud to be part of such a dishonorable campaign. — Senile Sheriff Simon Leis, Sleazy Lobbyists Stanley Aronoff and Dick “Cement Head” Finan, “Sweaty Betty” Montgomery, Jim Petro, “Whacky Jackie” O’Brien, and Hamilton County Treasurer Rob Goering

~~ Who stuck one of The Russler’s pussy opponent’s ugly-ass signs in my yard Friday night? — Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

~~ Will Rogers said, “Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

~~ Hey, don’t forget, I gave that Reprehensible Republican a “special guest column” the Wednesday before Election Day so his opponents wouldn’t have time to respond. — Forest Hills Urinal Editor Melanie Laughman

~~ Remember our big holiday is still scheduled for March 15. —Political Backstabbers

~~ And every guy I know plans to celebrate BB&BJ Day on March 20. —Bobby Leach

~~ Will Whistleblower Readers in Kentucky be getting this much coverage for our Primary Elections in May? — Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

~~ With the endless media hype we’ve been hearing for weeks about the importance of today’s DemocRAT Primary in Ohio , we’re still trying to find out when the Republican primary is.—TV 19 News