Hurley the Historian says The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement fifteen years ago last November.

The day after Election Day '92, we had to return. After witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign '92, the results of that year's elections were not all that surprising.

The voters in '92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom we predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.

America got a leader it truly deserved --more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.

We'd only planned to stay around for a short time. But even after 5,599 days (but who’s counting?) of penetrating reporting, scathing commentary, and shining the light of truth on liars and deceivers, our Kneepad Liberals in the Press (especially Skaggie Maggie and her Feckless Fishwrappers) still don't get it. Their coverage of Indecision 2008 has been just as lazy, stupid, and dishonest. Analysis of last night's election returns in our Special Whistleblower Insiders E-dition proves it.

Voters had not yet learned what those Loony Libertarians always say, that a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil, and people who don’t stand for something will fall for anything, because no matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really believe in.

Predictions by Failed Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent that The Whistleblower would cease to exist after Election Day did not come true. As Mark Twain said, "Reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated," and now with 245 more days till the November Elections, it looks as if we're going to have to stick around for just a little while longer.

You have only yourselves to blame.

We're going to do it until they get it right.

Because wherever there's corruption, we'll be there. Wherever there's injustice, we'll be there.

And wherever there's a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we'll be there too...holding the little guy down. And that goes double for women.

Signed