~~ We told you so. Even with all that hype from local reporterettes auditioning for CNN, the Kneepad Liberals’ contest between Hillary and Obama still isn’t over. We liked the blonde bimbo on TV 5 who said, Hillary is the clear widow tonight.” Who gets credit for saying “It ain’t over till the fat lady sings?” We’re not sure, but Tuesday night, our Quote for Today Committee chose Yogi Berra’s “It ain’t over till it’s over.” Cincinnati ’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory will still enjoy be interviewed about being a superdelegate. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says this thing may go on so long, those primary elections in Kentucky might actually be relevant.

~~ To the Conservatives’ chagrin, votes for that Law and Order Guy didn’t seem to help much as John McClain clinched the GOP nomination Tuesday night in spite of all the help from WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham.

~~ Have you ever seen so much money spent on a primary? Republicans got so many direct mail pieces from Obama and so many phone calls from Hillary, it’s no wonder they ran out of DemocRAT ballots from all those Rush Limbaugh “crossover” voters, not to mention the “cross-dressers.” Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka says they even ran out of ballots for Dead DemocRATS at the Spring Grove Cemetery .

~~ If you think the voters in Tuesday’s elections were dumbed-down, you should’ve seen the folks from the geezer citizen centers working at the polls. Did you ever wonder if all those poll workers got paid the same amount of money? Shouldn’t the geezer who took 15 minutes not to find your name in the book get more than that smelly old lady who only sat next to him, hollering, “Could you spell your name louder?” And why were the lines so long, you still had to fill in the boxes for all those candidates running unopposed. So much ink, so little choice!

~~ Our Delhi Republican says, “After all the election snafus in Ohio last night, will Congress call for investigations? Will Rep. John Conyers accuse Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner of voter disenfranchisement? Will RFK Jr. write an article about it for Rolling Stone? I expect Congress to act immediately.” The Blower says, “Don’t hold your breath.”

~~ Also on the West Side, Bill from Bridgetown says, “The last time I looked I wasn't in your friend Mean Jean's district, but that didn't stop me from getting an automated campaign call from her. If someone ran on the platform of making political campaigns abide by the ‘Do Not Call’ list, they would win whatever office they wanted.”

~~ And then there are all those lawyers who got hit up by all those judges for huge contribution for their campaigns, and it turned out none of them even had an opponent. Kind of warms your heart to see those lawyers getting screwed, doesn’t it?

~~ Why did all those Real Republicans in Ohio ’s Second Congressional District stay home? Maybe with all that primary hype about Tuesday’s final showdown between Hillary and Obama, they didn’t know when the GOP primary was.

~~ If anti-taxers from the organization Brinkman founded (COAST: The Coalition Opposed to Additional Spending and Taxes) had done half the job they did last November to defeat Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune’s and David A. Pepper’s Super-sized $900 million Feel-Good-Social Programs Jail Tax Scam that would also include the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow), TaxKiller couldda been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what he is. Rabid anti-taxers went from COAST to TOAST in just a few short months. We saw our first “TaxKiller” yard sign on Sunday. Maybe he just didn’t want to peak too early. The smartest guy in that campaign was Schnozzy Heimlich (despite dropping out of the race, he still got 13% of the vote in Clermont County ). “I can live off all those campaign donations those suckers gave me for the next five years, but not off the paltry fee I got from Channel 9 as an expert prognosticator with Paul Hackett on Election Night.” Schnozzy said.

~~ For the DemocRATS, Perennial Loser DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) did a real Brinkman on Sheep-farming Republican-turned-DemocRAT Steve Black. Somebody should check the Chinese calendar again. Are you sure it isn’t the “Year of the Bitch?”

~~ We expect it wil take years for the hoity toity Carmago Club members to get over the bad feelings Icky “The Medical Experimenter” and Sheep Farmer Steve generated with their down-and-dirty ad campaigns.

~~ At least in Ohio ’s 10th District, our old pal Jim Trakas got 80% of the vote and now gets to go up against Dysfunctional DemocRAT Dennis Kucinich in November.

~~ In the Ohio State Rep-tile campaign coverage, in the 30th District, Dour Dick Hammersmith said if “the Borg” wins, it will be the best election money can buy. Gary from Green Township received eight different mailings from him. One flier had on the back "watching every penny." Yeah, right! If he spends like the Republicans and his campaign spent on this election, then we are in for one hell of a good ride. Hold onto your wallets, West Siders!

~~ On the East Side, “In Russ We Trust” Jackson came in fourth in that three-way race for the 34th House District Seat to replace “TaxKiller Tom.” The guy who used deceptive ads, false endorsement claims, and smeared the Russler with that last-minute hit piece didn’t win either. We wonder if those sleazy lobbyists who spent all that money on his campaign will now be demanding a refund. Maybe we should now have a contest to see which candidate leaves his last minute illegally-placed yard signs in the public right-of-way the longest.

~~ And did you see how the Fishwrap and Channel 5 screwed up their coverage of the 35th District race when they reported that John Rabenold had won the Republican primary? They reported that he won based on his victory in Hamilton County . But as the Fishwrappers noted in the story, the district also included Warren County , where his opponent, Ron Maag, won by an even larger margin. Channels 9 and 12 correctly reported that Maag won, when you totaled the two-county results.

~~ And for the first time in history, the Fishwrap got it right and told readers not to support the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools tax levy but their dumbed-down readers voted for it anyway. We told you Skaggie Maggie’s endorsements don’t mean crap!

~~ Clerk of Courts Me, Greg Hartmann’s last-minute endorsement must have done the trick for P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine’s judicial primary. Amazingly, during DeWhiner’s victory speech, not once did we see “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ lips move.

~~ Thane Maynard says, “Thanks to our threat to starve all the animals, our Zoo Levy passed.”

~~ Our Clermont Crusader says in Tuesday's election Ed "Large Township" Humphrey defeated Archie "Bunker" Wilson scoring a victory for the Miami Township Mafia made up fo Mary "Expletive" Wolff, Joe "Never Forget I Am To Blame for Jean Schmidt" Braun and State Rep-tile Joe Uecker. In a surprising upset, Batavia Township Trustee Debbie Clepper beat Scott Croswell's relative Roger Maham. How angry do you think Roger Maham is this morning knowing that he probably lost his race because of a nasty whisper campaign that was being spread by Archie Wilson and his supporters about Maham and the FBI? Does anyone really believe Archie Wilson is an FBI informant out to rid the world of corruption and greed?

~~ And how about Fishwrap Hatchet Woman Maya Ruin’s running a picture of her good friend Mean Jean Schmidt in the women's restroom putting on make-up before she spoke to reporters from Washington about her win? Was that ever breaking news? We didn’t even know she wore makeup.

~~ Also in Clermont County , Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s high-school classmate Tommy Auxier will be the Decrepit DemocRAT county commission candidate. Will Tommy be back from Florida in time to campaign for the fall election?

~~ As the struggle for the soul of the Republican Party continues, and political insiders predict Hamilton County will turn “Blue” in November (Just look at all those Obama-tible voters in Hamilton County), the biggest story on Election Night was all that buzz about how at long last, The Blower had finally forced Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent to resign in disgrace and be replaced by a Real Conservative, somebody like our good friend Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”). The story must be true; KimBall Perry even reported it in the Fishwrap on Wednesday.

~~ And now with the November Elections only 244 more days away, will The Blower continue its award-winning coverage every step of the way? You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in Southwest Ohio , our readers know to expect nothing less.

~~ Meanwhile in Kentucky , Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s glad the Primary Elections are over in Ohio and the CamBoozler promises to begin earning his humongous paycheck starting tomorrow.