~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1876, 29-year-old Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone, but it wasn’t until many years later that Time Warner started stealing the phone company’s customers.

~~ Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says every Kneepad Liberal in the Press couldn’t be happier that all this Hillary-Obama hype will be going on till the DemocRAT Convention in Denver, with the identity of the Disingenuous Democratic presidential nominee undetermined until just before Labor Day.

~~ Obama never talks about getting people off welfare ranks. He never talks about the unwed mothers who need to be neutered and the fathers who are AWOL. The West side mama, who lives in a "FREE" Dina Terrace apartment and lets her grown son illegally live with her, who is on full-disability and says she can't stand, who runs up and down the stairs with her catering business, loves OBAMA. She wants M~O~R~E and Obama says he will give it to her.

~~ No wonder Cincinnati ’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory is so proud to be an Obama superdelegate.

~~ In Columbus , Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Tuesday was the first time Ohio DemocRATS weren’t screaming that they were "disenfranchised" by the Republicans for not having enough ballots and having to wait in line and for polls closing and re-opening in Ohio . Could it be because those waiting in line were really Republicans following voting instructions from Rush Limbaugh?

~~ Also in Ohio ’s Second Congressional District, our Indian Hill snitch Nevasha tells us Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) has a domestic worker in her home who she refers to as "Nanny". It's not the woman's real name, but Wulsin insists on calling her that anyway. Also we hear that "Nanny", who knows Wulsin quite well, refused to vote for Wulsin in the last campaign and will refuse to do so in this one. We think "Nanny" is a wise woman.

~~ The Failed Cincinnati Public $chools is trying to hide the facts about yet another disgraceful principal. This time it's Henri Bradshaw, former principal of Hays Elementary and assistant principal of Woodward Technical High School . Shuperintendent Mrs. Buckwheat refuses to release public record information about Bradshaw, as is required by law, and she is being sued by the Fishwrap for that information. Oh, and did we mention Mrs. Buckwheat got an additional $51.5 million of over-taxed payers money on Tuesday? For anyone who has one of those imaginary hundred thousand dollar houses, this will mean that your real estate taxes will be $250 more every year forever.

~~ Rumor has it the Justin Jeffries recently recieved a traffic ticket for running a stop light near the "We be Hughes" high school. Was he late for a Beacon deadline, a boy band try out, or a Wal-Mart investor's meeting?

~~ Our Clermont Crusader says The Whistleblower was quite correct about the fallout from the election in Clermont County . Batavia was abuzz on Wednesday. There is little doubt that Roger Maham lost his bid for Recorder because of Archie Wilson's pre-election contention that Roger was a crook being investigated by the FBI. In turn, Archie probably lost his bid as commissioner because of this jab at Maham. When it became known in Clermont County that Arch was rumor-mongering, a number of well-known officials and citizens turned their support to Ed Humphrey. That, plus Archie's ill-advised and irrelevant bragging about shooting wild animals that was featured in a news story about a week before the election sealed his doom. Although a few Clermont County bumpkins might have been impressed by this, the bulk of the voters who reside in more urban, conventional and sedate areas of the county were appalled and disturbed by Arch's wild game adventures. Crusader personally knows a number of voters who said that it was that factor that prompted them to reject Wilson and vote for Humphrey.

~~ In a related item, Betty from Batavia says it is highly suspected and believed by many within Clermont County Republican circles that the original source of the Maham crook rumor from Archie Wilson was county auditor Linda Fraley. She has a history of working behind the scenes in a underhanded dirty-trick way to help candidates she supports, in this case one of her employees Debbie Clepper, who beat Maham for Recorder. Her antics this time may result in her demise. Some key Republicans are already saying they will find and support a viable candidate who can take Fraley out when she runs for reelection in a couple of years.

~~ Did TLPMOT&SCR Bitch really tell supporters in Batavia during a conference call that she believes the impact DemocRATS will have on elections in Clermont County is being "completely overblown" by the media? We would expect nothing less from her Meanness.

~~ Donna Hoffman, another disgraced West Clermont Schools worker, has been accused of sexual misconduct with a 16-year old boy from Glen Este High School , the same school her daughter attends. She will go before a judge, no jury, for her trial. In Clermont County , with prosecutor Don White, the fact of no jury always makes you wonder what kind of a special deal White has cut. Oh, and isn't Jean Schmidt's family name “Hoffman?”

~~ After the Miami Township Mafia made its most recent hit by getting Ed "Large Township" Humphrey elected over our friend Archie "Bunker" Wilson, some in Clermont County want to know how long it will be before head crony Tim Rudd becomes a target for not stepping in and preventing Humphrey and Wilson from having to blow all that money in the primary. Word on the street is that Wilson may have spent nearly $100,000 on the race only to place second.

~~ Speaking of lost causes, in that controversial 34th District State Reptile Race on the East Side, when two of the candidates caught the third guy claiming he was the “endorsed Republican candidate” in TV commercials right before the election and they got Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney to refer the complaint to the Ohio Elections Commission, wouldn’t it be funny if the director of the Ohio Elections Commission disclosed that he had known the guy being charged with the complaint socially for years, but professed that he would be “impartial” after the commission ruled that no probable cause could be found?

~~ It appears that the state rep-tile showdown between Dour Dick (isn't that an STD?) Hammersmith and The Borg has finally calmed down and things will get back to normal on the westside. Dour Dick will go back to moping around his house in a bathrobe all day while his wife works for Me, Greg Hartmann. The Borg will go back to helping west-siders get out of speeding tickets, and all of those yard signs will start to come down. We wonder what Dour Dick thinks every time he drives under one of his 200 billboards...will these be up for all of March?

~~ The Hamilton County Commissioners amazed everybody when they didn’t approve spending $1.3 million in over-taxed payers’ money to move the front door of the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free” dom Center, but they did give their approval for Portman’s Folly to receive $850,000 from Ohio’s over-taxed payers, $3 million for the Streetcar no one wants or will ride, $2 million for jails the county voters turned down, and $2 million for the Yoofs Detention Center ( We thought that was the FCPS), $750,000 for the Zoo after over-taxed payers had already voted to fund feeding all those starving animals.

~~ Maybe folks at the White Guilt Center will finally figure it out: if they can't get anyone through the front door (wherever that is) to feel sorry for all those Black victims of white oppression, they'll try appealing to the bleeding-hearts for all the gay and lesbian victims of Christian oppression.

~~ Mary from Mason says isn't it strange the Flying Monkey Mason School Board President Connie Ying Ling thinks she's fit to lead a school board when her son Ryan spent 8 months in prison last year for the conviction for sexual molestation of the two young boys he was entrusted to baby sit? Mason mothers, watch your children when Young Ying Ling is around.

~~ And now with the November Elections only 243 more days away, the current number of registered DemocrATs is greater than registered Republicans, supporting the Blower’s long-known prediction that Hamilton County will turn “Blue” in November, along with Ohio, it’s no wonder The Blower has finally forced Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent to resign in disgrace and to be replaced by a Real Conservative, somebody like our good friend Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”).

~~ One suck-up says, “Alex the Great is exactly what we need, given the environment we are in and the challenges we face. The Party needs a full-time chairman who knows what it's like to run a campaign, be a candidate, build winning coalitions, knows the ins and outs of Hamilton County, and has the time and energy to dedicate to make our party strong. We will need organization and energy, not just dollars, to elect McCain and our down ticket nominees this fall.”

~~ Finally, from deep in the heart of Texas, our Transplanted Buckeye is amazed that WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham was not chosen to be the new GOP Party Boss, especially after that great audition at the McCain rally won world wide attention. Our Texas Transplant remembers that time when as a DemocRAT-Turned-Republican, our draft-dodging Willie wanted to run against good old Jake Held for Hamilton County Recorder, who is best remembered for saying, “If you local politician can’t get your ticket fixed, what good is he?”

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he’s glad the Primary Elections are over in Ohio and so he can begin earning his humongous paycheck.

~~ According to the Louisville Courier Journal, an Eastern Kentucky lawmaker wants to ban Kentuckians from anonymously posting information on the Internet, and what a merciful death to Patsy Crowley’s crappy blog that would be.

~~ Would you like to know how Steve Beshear is trying to assure that Dishonest DemocRATS remain in the governor’s office? Check how the Governor wants to permit convicted felons to vote.

~~ Wouldn't it be funny if a certain politician was lying about her endorsements in her upcoming state reptile race, but the opposition is waiting until two weeks before the primary on May 20 to release the story?

~~ Father Ned from Newport wrote the Blower to ask why that casino owner and the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce insist on returning the reputation Northern Kentucky had in the 40s, 50s, and 60s by returning gambling and prostitution to Northern Kentucky. Father said back in the good old days, we had plenty of priests to listen to paritioners’ sins, but in today’s market we have to pass them on to a shrink.

~~ An over-taxed payer from Northern Kentucky asked the Blower if the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce would have been better served had it put all the money it spent in lobbying in Frankfort and Washington in that fund to replace the Brent Spence Bridge.

~~ Bitch McConnell wrote the Blower to ask that we not report that he is the 7th most influential Senator in Washington but ranks 61st in bringing money home for things like bridges. Mitch would like us to hold that report until the end of the year or the formation of that unelected infrastructure board, whichever come first.

~~ As duly noted by the ‘Blower, Kenton County voters are quickly growing nauseated at seeing Kenny “Little Sprout” Easterling’s chubby mug and obnoxious quotes in the media. Multiple prayer groups are again springing up with the fervent plea that Kenny won’t make it out of the May primary for Kenton District Judge. Another worry is if Kenny doesn’t become a judge (“May God be Praised”), then what will become of him? Most attorneys work as a county attorney for a few years out of law school, or as a sideline after establishing a thriving practice or nearing retirement. Kenny, on the other hand, has been nursing from the State-funded teat for 17 excruciating years! Inquiring minds can only assume this is because he has had no where else to turn. Scarry Garry Edmondson at least recognizes he is greatly in Kenny’s debt for having stuck it out so long as a county attorney with the hope of becoming a judge. If that doesn’t pan out, one can only assume Kenny will end up where all failed public servants go: hanging out his shingle from a low-rent office in Covington , and hoping the people he once prosecuted will now pay him as a defense attorney -- if that notion isn’t too confusing for them to comprehend.

~~ The current worry among Covingtonians (indeed all Northern Kentuckians) is hillside development. All communities were advised some time ago that it was necessary for each community to pass hillside development control laws since there would be none coming from Frankfort . Covington never got around to doing that and began waking up when the hill over Dixie Highway's Big Bend became denuded...now Peaselburg is being attacked with a proposal of 100+ units over Ray s Lane! There finally is a moratorium in place so Covington , etc. can finally discuss calmly how to control this ever increasing encroachment. Developers have built out in the 'burbs about as far as anyone wants to live (considering gas prices!) and they are all hungrily looking at the hilltops as the last piece of undeveloped land. What about getting some restoration contractors to redo the buildings in town? There is a market for that!

~~ Finally, Channel 19 wants to know if they can count on the same level of income from the political ads from Hillary and Obama until the May 20 primary election in Kentucky .

This week, here's how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you would know Hamilton County (and Ohio ) would be turning “Blue” in November:
(A) There are more registered DemocRATS than Republicans: 2%
(B) RINO candidates like Mean Jean and McCain: 1%
(C) Crossovers and Cross-dressers: 1%
(D) Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent was finally resigning in disgrace: 94%

This week, everybody who thinks the best part about being in politics is when your opponent calls to concede, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Sidney Smugbastard, who says it’s even better when you refuse to take the call. Sidney wins a “Gloaters Make Better Lovers” bumper sticker; a Schmidt yard sign with the "C, M, and D" whited out, and a front row seat at next Tuesday’s Hamilton County Central Committee Meeting when Temporary RINO Party Boss George Vincent resigns in disgrace. His winning limerick is:

Now that the Ohio Primaries are done,

What will we do for our fun?

We can bash all the losers,

Till they become boozers,

And regret they decided to run.

Now that the Ohio primaries are done

Do you feel like the best "person" won?

Mean Jean and Hillary

Beat Hussein and Tax-Killery

I wish my ballot had an option for "none."