~~ Yesterday, as everybody was waiting for the long-awaited White Death finally to arrive, everybody was reading where The Blower said, “Pundits are wrong so often, they should be doing the weather.” Today we say, “Weather guessers are wrong so often, they should be political pundits.”

~~ The Doeppler Danglers must have KROGER STOCK!!! The Forest Hills store looked like it was the night before a Christmas without the music and the decorations. You couldn’t find a parking space or a cart. The checkout lines were so long, you’d have thought you were in a Republican precinct last Tuesday waiting for a new supply of DemocRAT ballots. That was good news for a Walnut Hills '61 grad who’s the President of Morton Salt.

~~ Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus says here’s something Obama's foreign policy advisor actually said: “If we have had the same policy for decades and it is not working, why are we sticking to the same policy? Can we at least try to re-jig the equation here?” How come we didn’t see that on our TV network news?

~~ In Columbus , Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says, according to Channel 10, some counties needed to use extra paper ballots on Tuesday but few were used in Franklin County. Denny White, the Board of Elections director, said that each ballot cost 30 cents to print, which equated to $81,000. Only 810 of the 290,000 paper ballots were used.

~~ And did you see where Jennifer Brunner declared electronic voting a success? So why did our Deranged DemocRAT Secretary of State want to change the way Ohioans voted? No wonder Party Deputy Chairman Kevin DeWine is asking why she’s asking Ohioans to pay $70 million to overhaul the system between now and November? It seems stupid to change a system she just declared successful."

~~ In Ohio ’s Second Congressional District, having Schnozzy Heimlich’s name still on the ballot didn’t do “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman any good. Schnozzy got 13% in Clermont County , 15% in Warren County , and 13% in Brown County . “TaxKiller” says not having Schnozzy’s name on the ballot might’ve made the race a little closer. That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose “Close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.”

~~ Memo to “TaxKiller”: All those Rush Limbaugh Republicans who took DemocRAT ballots so they could vote for Hillary didn’t do you a lot of good either.

~~ Speaking of crossover voters, some idiot blogger reported that Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) had supposedly told him how Revered Former Conservative Republican Congressman Bob McEwen had called her to congratulate her on her big win. What actually happened was McEwen was returning Icky Vicky’s call after the election, and being a gentleman he said “congratulations.” Now you see why the Whistleblower never reads those worthless blogs?

~~ McEwen did actually confirm that part of the blog item relating to the people at dinner who had taken DemocRAT ballots. Naturally, when Icky Vicky spun the story, it wasn’t to vote for Hillary, it was to vote for her. McEwen also sent us a copy of an e-mail he got where somebody he knew said more than 20 of his friends voted for Hillary to keep her in this race. Tuesday’s voting was really stupid and insane.

~~ Inayat Malik, Jamshid Fallahi, Mohammed Khan, Majed Dabdoub, Fuheid Daoud, Abhijit Desai, Firooz Namel, Ashraf Nassef, Mohammed Shamma, and Ommeed Sathe are some of the Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) contributors who are delighted their girl won. Their money paid off, if you know what we mean. Oh, and Charles F. Hollis III, did he contribute any money or just hot air?

~~ Our Responsible Reader says Ohio ’s primary was barely over and the Dislocated DemocRAT Congressional candidate Steve Driehaus was already bombarding him with e-mails, asking for his vote. The only problem was, Responsible lives in the Second Congressional District. Maybe that’s part of an even bigger “crossover and cross-dresser” campaign Disingenuous DemocRATS are planning for November.

~~ Our Clermont Crusader talked to Archie “Bunker” Wilson yesterday as he was leaving the Greater Cincinnati Airport for some R n' R. Archie’s last words: “I got screwed by the 14,000 Clermont County Limbaugh Crossovers. These folks were my people.” That was some more fallout from Tuesday’s political phenomenon. The RINO Republicans just voted for Humphrey.

~~ Our Astute Media Analyst says Archie didn't follow the Blower's advice, and that Me-Shoot-Big-Game mailer he sent out made him look like a crazed lunatic. It might have gone over well in Batavia Township , but not in Miami , Union , or MILF-ord (where the voters live).

~~ And did anyone watching TV who saw the love fest going on at the Failed Cincinnati Public $chools tax gathering when it was announced they won the right to fleece the over-taxed payers even more, think the prolonged hugs, caresses, and kisses looked a little odd? Harriet Russell, Eve Bolton, and Mrs. Buckwheat should’ve gotten themselves a room.

~~ Speaking of “odd,” did you see all the names on Odd Todd Opportune’s March 14 campaign kickoff invitation (Lt. Governor Lee Fisher, U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown, State Treasurer Richard Cordray, State Senator Eric Kearney, State Reps Steve Driehaus, Tirade Yates, Dale for Sale Mallory,

County Commissioner David A. Pepper, Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory, Vice Mayor David Crowley, Clown-cil members Foxy Roxy, Little Lord John Joseph Cranley IV, Cecil Thomas, Laketa Cole, Jeff Balding, and Coroner-on-TV O'Dell Owens)?

~~ That’s an awful lot of people to help raise money for a guy who wasn’t supposed to have an opponent after that odious unprecedented, last-minute backroom deal between Hamilton County DemocRATS and Republicans to allow each other’s county-wide and judicial candidates to run unopposed and leave voters out in the cold one more time.

~~ And speaking of Disgraced DemocRATs, Jerrfy Springer will be the so-called guest of honor at the Demo-Labor Party’s Century Club Reception on March 25.

~~ And you think there was any connection between Odd Todd’s voting to fund $2 Million to pay off the debt for the Bungals and Red's stadium and the choice of Odd Todd to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day? Was he picked before the commissioners voted? Why didn’t he recuse himself on the vote like Pepper did on the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Ray roe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center ? Odd Todd was on some radio sports talk show where people were upset that they didn't leave the ball on the pitcher's mound in honor of Joe Nuxhall. Odd Todd called in and said he was picked to throw it out due to his “disability.” Guess the Reds figured they owed him, and evev a guy in a wheelchair can throw better than our sissy mayor.

~~ Those 22 local projects that are up for state funding are all in the neighborhoods of DemocRAT voters. Two Devious DemocRATS control the Hamilton County Commission . Connect the dots.

~~ The DemocRAT-controlled Commission gave two-thumbs up for giving $2.5 million of state funds for the Washington Park renovation. BUT, the Failed Cincinnati Public $chools won't sell the land to 3CDC or give a long-term lease unless they can take it back at anytime for educational purposes, so there’s a risk of losing all the funds if FCPS won't give a 60-year lease.

~~ Let’s hope those Easter "Baskets of Life" (that are the creation of a Maineville mother) are only being passed out to skinny poor kids. No candy bunnies to kids who sit on the couch gettin' fat. Weigh ins before bunnies! Those kids get real carrots, celery, and a jump rope. Skinny kids who get candy should also get a tooth brush. We expect the poor lady will be sued for getting the kids all hyped up and rotting out their teeth.

~~ And from the Great White North, which administrator for the McMason schools had a wee bit of trouble when he bought and provided alcohol for minors while he was an educator?

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1965, U.S. Marines landed at Da Nang in Vietnam , and Saskatchewan Willie wasn’t among them.

~~ And now with the November Elections only 242 more days away, and the Blower’s prediction that Hamilton County will turn “Blue” in November, along with Ohio, it’s no wonder The Blower has finally forced Temporary Hamilton County RINO Party Boss George Vincent to resign in disgrace and to be replaced by a Real Conservative, somebody like our good friend Judge Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Alex”). Here’s one item on Alex the Great’s to-do list? Find a new official party spokesman. Here’s another: do something about that spit curl.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says once again the over-taxed payers were denied the chance to speak to their legislators last Saturday because all the room at the city building in Erlanger was taken up by the people who feed at the public trough. Before the legislators pass a law that requires kids to go to the dentist so they can enroll in school, they may want to pass a law that requires a person living off the over-taxed payers to be within a certain weight limit to help curb health insurance cost. Kenton County Circuit Clerk John “Milk Dud” Middleton pointed out that the starting salary of $18,000 for his people is not enough, and once they learn how to read and write, they leave for another job. Moises, Alfredo, Julio, and Jose, who managed to get in the meeting because they were illegal, said that’s how it works with their jobs (learn something and move on) There were 25 people from the clerk’s office there and Moises wanted to know how many people do they need anyhow.

~~ In Kenton Circuit Court they are planning a party next Saturday for Backstabbing Politicians Day. “Milk Dud” Middleton even sent us an invitation.

~~ Flashlight Theater head writer and producer Mischievous Mike Sadouskas held a press conference at the Vanilla Hills Ameristop yesterday to announce an exciting new contest. The person who can identify the most sci-fi movie references in the song Flashlight Theater Late Night Feature featured on You Tube will win a $50 Blockbuster Movie gift certificate (good for sci-fi and horror movies only) and have a guest spot on an upcoming episode of the NUMBER ONE program on Northern Kentucky access television. Entries can be snail-mailed to Flashlight Theater 3414 Decoursey Pike Covington KY 41015 or e-mailed to mikesadouskas@aol.com. Hurry, the contest deadline is Good Friday, March 21 at 5PM.

~~ The movie this week is The Flash Gordon Trilogy that was culled from a 1950s TV series. It's really pretty darn good. It will be on Insight Channel 22 Saturday night at the witching hour. That’s before you’re supposed to change your cocks at 2 AM on Sunday.