—Special “It’s Mayday in America !” Edition — 

 

 

Thursday, May 1, 2008

More Monkey Business

            Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1931, President Herbert Hoover officially dedicated New York City's Empire State Building , pressing a button from the White House that turns on the building's lights. The Whistleblower learned that Hoover 's gesture was only symbolic, because while the president remained in Washington , D.C. , someone else flicked the switches in New York . The Whistleblower also learned that although the Empire State Building opened in 1931, King Kong didn’t scale the skyscraper until 1933.

 

            Back home, it must be spring, because Moises, Alfredo, Julio, and Jose say the illegal immigrants are back playing soccer on Kellogg Avenue . They’re illegal because they don’t hold a permit to use those fields. It’s been three years, and still no one is checking. Each year the crowds get larger and the over-taxed payers spending more to clean up on Sunday and Monday mornings. I.C.E., where are you?     

 

            Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus can’t tell you how much fun it’s been lately watching Obama trying to distance himself from his racist pastor of 20 years. Now check out that North Carolina GOP Obama ad the news media doesn’t want you to see. Peaceful Anarchist O'Hood Dave Gallaher says wouldn’t it be funny if the person who arranged for Revrum Wright to speak at the National Press Club was one Barbara Reynolds, who happens be a rabid Billary booster? Meanwhile, the DNC has a new attack ad: McCain versus McCain. Locally, that big McCain fund-raiser in 45243 is still scheduled for late June.       

 

            Guess how many yoofs have been arrested since January 2008 along the crack track of the proposed Trolley Folly. You won’t believe the number. Maybe that’s why Republican lawmakers from the Tri-State suburbs are trying to derail Cincinnati 's request for state dollars to build a downtown streetcar system. Bill “the Ethnic Cleanser” Seitz says, “It has zero support at present.” And Michelle Glass Slipper says, “The city should be looking at their budget problems rather than thinking of new ways to spend money.” Meanwhile, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman says the Trolley should be named for Matt Maupin.

 

            Meanwhile, the City of Cincinnati might need some of that trolley money to pay their some of their back room and board at the Hamilton County Injustice Center, after Hamilton County P-P-P-Pat DeWhine discovered the City hadn't paid its jail fees to Hamilton County since 2001 and insisted the City pay up.

 

            Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to NBC 4, more developments are being uncovered in the sexual harassment investigation inside Depraved DemocRAT Attorney General Marc Dann office. Did one of the accusers get her job because of a car accident?

 

            When Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane met with Alex Triantafilou (pronounced Alex) and Conservative Cutie Maggie Nafziger (the Hamilton County Republican Party’s Executive Director) for lunch at J. Alexander’s on Monday, the New Hamilton County GOP Party Boss asked Kane how he could get more people to visit the Party’s web site, and Kane said, “The first thing I’d do is put Maggie’s picture on it instead of yours.”

 

            Speaking of the HC GOP, Political Director Patrick Maloney says he’s so sure about the Real Republicans teaching courses at Saturday’s First Annual RINO-free Campaign School from 9 A.M. to 4 P.M. at the Ramada Inn at 800 West Eighth Street in Cincinnati, that the Party guarantees attendees double their money back if they don’t win their next election.

 

            Several excellent essays were received from applicants for the Whistleblower Summer Intern Program, which runs June 2 through August 15. We’ll be scheduling our interviews soon.

 

            And if you can’t wait till Saturday to become politically active, with only 187 more days till the November Elections, you can check out CincyPAC’s so-called Congressional Candidate Meet & Greet at Mixx Lounge on Main Street between 6-8 PM. The smug liberals who run CincyPAC set this thing up so the Republican members of Congress couldn't attend to field questions or defend their positions, only their surrogates. Meanwhile Do-nothing Driehaus and Ditzy DemocRAT Icky Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill) get to spew their Liberal bile to a left-leaning captive, yet receptive audience. Maybe somebody should be there to ask our Disingenuous DemocRATS about the real problems and threats confronting our country.

 

            The RINOS are running wild in Blue Ash where it appears the city Clown-cil has chosen greenspace and theatre seats over a well-trained police department.  What will the over-taxed payers think?

 

            Finally, it’s been four days since the historic Maupin Funeral Fiasco, and not a single member of the mendacious news media (especially Huggable Howard and Barrett J. Brunsman at the Fishwrap) has reported the cost of all that Hype, who got the money, and who’s footing the bill. The Whistleblower Truth Squad is already on the job.

 

            And it’s also been four days and all those raggedy yellow ribbons still haven’t been removed. We don’t care how long those hillbillies in Maupin County litter the landscape, but our Angry Andersonian has discovered a solution for Hamilton County . Simply call 791-0381 to report your sightings and ask why those yellow ribbons have not yet been removed.

 

            Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee borrowed a well-known misquotation from Shakespeare's play The Merchant of Venice : “All that litters is not gold.”

 

 

Bluegrass Obamanations

          Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says with only 19 more days till the Bluegrass Primary Elections on May 20, Liberals are hoping Goof Davis uses the dreaded “B-word” one more time in a reference about dark-skinned Disingenuous DemocRAT Barrack Hussein Obama, because their Obamanable candidate needs all the help he can get in Kentucky.  

 

            It was reported on Monday that the Governor has vetoed HB 79 the two year highway bill passed by the legislature. Ken CamBoo said the three Judge Executives can thank the Chamber of Commerce for getting them to sit on their hands in last year’s election and supporting this incompetent nut. Maybe Mitch can get you some highway funds from Washington out of the Defense Budget, because we saw a truckload of tanks going down I-75 the other day.

 

            A Fishwrap reader wrote to say the next time you hear a Northern Kentucky Chamber member suggest that their employees should pay tolls to pay for the roads they use to get to work, or if you read about the President of NKU or Gateway Community College suggesting that they may need to raise tuition in order to give their students a good education, you may want to show them the stats published in the Fishwrap by Linda Young, executive director of Welcome House of Northern Kentucky in Covington . Jobs in the eight counties of Northern Kentucky that pay $12.84 per hour or less 64 Percent, why $12.84 per hour? That’s what it takes to afford a market-rate apartment in Kenton County , Young said. Gee could that be why we have a housing crisis and our legislators now want to give tax breaks to the Homebuilders? Let’s see, how many of these $12.84 an hour employees go to the polls to elect those people to office?  

 

            Len Kucas e-mailed The Blower to say that Patsy Crowley wrote in his blog that a Barack Obama supporter actually showed up at the Republican Senatorial Debate at the new $28 Million Library in Boone County that has a really cheap sound system. Patsy said there was actually one guilty white person who signed up on the volunteer list. Len said Patsy didn’t notice that the name was actually the same name as the guy had on his name tag. (So much for lots of guilty white people in Boone County .)

 

            Our source inside the CPC studios in Latonia tells us that the cast of Flashlight Theater will absolutely set the Tri-State on its ear with a shocking expose of a UFO crash site close to the Ohio River in Northern Kentucky . Our insider says that the board of directors of the Telecommunications Board of Northern Kentucky initially attempted to stop the airing of the show. When the board saw video footage and still photos of the site in executive session last week, two things happened. First, most wet their pants. Secondly, they gave permission for the Flashlighters to proceed. Our leaker advises Northern Kentuckians to check out Flashlight Theater on Channel 22 this Saturday at midnight. If you can’t wait until then, check out the Flashlight Theater video on YouTube.

 

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