~~ Looking at some of the more interesting names of people who have contributed campaign money to help finance Deranged DemocRAT Ohio Attorney General Mark Dann's philandering lifestyle, partying, and womanizing when he was supposed to be doing the people's work, we discovered some interesting names. It was no surprise that Dwight Tillery, Felonious Fund-raiser Dickie Weiland, and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka all gave Dann money. Also, Little Lord John Joseph Cranley IV threw in $250, Jeff Balding gave him $500 and Steve Driehaus tossed him another $500. Most generous was Tirade Yates, who gave Dann $1500. It surprised some of us to find that our favorite Republican Mean Jean Schmidt apologizer Joe "I Did Not Have Sex With That Woman, Ms. Schmidt" Braun, is uncovered as having contributed $1,000 to the Philanderer DemocRAT. But what elese would you expect from a Republican who dared to marry a Delicious DemocRAT? Amazingly, Braun is not the only Republican hack to have given some of his money to Dann. Perennial Loser Greg Delev, whose ugly yellow signs are still strewn all over the rights-of-way in Anderson Township is listed as having also contributed $1,000 to Dann. Joining them is Bill Rumpke, who was generous enough to contribute $2,000 and (wink, wink) no doubt not expecting any preferential treatment when it comes to the attorney general's office regulating Mt. Rumpke or the stench flowing from it.

~~ Steve Driehaus mustered the courage to call for Marc Dann’s resignation, but mind you he had to wait to follow the lead of every other Ohio DemocRAT, to call Marc Dann's actions "unacceptable." Small words from a small man. We're still waiting for the Fishwrap to ask Driehaus if he has any plans on returning the campaign cash he raised when Marc Dann was the featured guest at a fund-raiser he held last year.

~~ Our Expert Philandering Politicians Analyst Mike Allen points out that when a member of the opposition party has an opportunity such as this handed to him on a silver platter and responds with the following: "As far as I am concerned, it's between Marc Dann, his wife and the voters of Ohio ." There are impeachment provisions in Ohio 's constitution, but, at this point, Seitz said, there is "no reason even to bring it up." “What's the crime?" Seitz asked. "A relationship with an employee is unseemly, yes, but it's not a crime.” It can only mean “They know about my debauchery (and probably have tapes…)”…

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1789, George Washington attended his inaugural ball, but unlike Bill Clinton, he didn’t get a single BJ.

~~ How great was that TV coverage of the Flying Pig Marathon ? Channel 5’s Sandra and Sheree and their two military analysts really did a great job.

~~ Now here's a typically silly comment from poor little rich boy David A. Pepper, a Hamilton County Commissioner, on his running the last few ceremonial yards in the Flying Pig marathon on Sunday: "It was neat," said Pepper "running in the last leg you get to see what the marathoners experience at the end. The crowds and bands, it was really energizing." Golly gee whiz! What a little twerp! The Rosie Ruiz of Cincinnati .

~~ We knew we’d get a reaction from yesterday’s e-mail from Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose: “Happy Cinco de Mayo, Gringos! Here’s something to his-panic about! All three presidential Candidates (Hillary, Obama, and McCain) support Amnesty for 12 million Illegal Immigrants.” Conservative Curmudgeon says it’s not “12 million,” there are 44 million and they’re still breeding!”

~~ The Hamilton County Republican Party held its First Annual RINO-free Campaign School this past weekend, with informative speakers, and from all reports, the workshop was well attended and helpful. It seems all the organizing and innovation at the county level political parties originates on the Republican side, with its new chairman, Alex Triantafilou (pronounced Alex). Why is it Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party BossTim Burka never does anything helpful for his candidates and people? When seen at a DemocRAT event, which is rare, the portly Burka stands at the back of the room, checking phone messages and phone texting.

~~ A while back, The Blower reported former Ohio governor Boob Taft had attended an Erma Bombeck comedy writers' symposium. Since The Blower diligently follows up on reports, we have more information for our readers. It seems Boob now sometimes works at the University of Dayton , in the College of Education , where he lectures on policy issues. We guess that's where the comedy aspect enters, with Boob Taft thinking he can lecture on policy issues. Boob's participation in the Bombeck Symposium in Dayton consisted of his attending a free dinner during the symposium.

~~ How long will it be before the Clermont County Commissioners launch an investigation into what June Creager has done to earn her salary at the Clermont County Visitors and Conventions Bureau? Many in Clermont County have started to ask if her salary was being used to subsidize the "volunteer" work she did for the Maupin Yellow Ribbon Extortion Center .

~~ It’s also been ten days and all those Yellow Ribbons are still up along the Matt Maupin Memorial Highway, and Whistleblower Truth Squad Investigative Reporter Fearless Ferrett says the Yellow Ribbon Litter Removal Hot Line is receiving a lot of calls at 513-791-0981. Would it surprise anyone to know that at least two jurisdictions have politely asked that the Yellow Ribbons scattered all over their communities’ rights-of-way be taken down? Since Keith Maupin has no real job, perhaps he can go out and start picking them up.

~~ With only 181 more days till the November Elections, there was pandering a-plenty on the Public Landing when Congressman Steve Chabothead and That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt showed up for a meaningless photo op and once again promised to save the Delta Queen. All of those unemployed workers at the Ford Transmission Plant in Batavia whose jobs Mean Jean promised to save were really impressed.

~~ Our Peaceful Anarchist O'Hood Dave Gallaher says, Hoosiers don't need much of an excuse to shuck their white guilt and not vote for any brown folks.” Hey, we know that a rabid Hillary supporter arranged for Revrum Jeremiah Wright to vent at the National Press Club. The question now is: which Hillary supporter took Wright off his meds beforehand? Wright is making Brutus, famous for stabbing his better in the back, seem like a piker. (We just looked up "piker" in my Funk and Wagnalls. It says "piker" is someone who does things in a niggardly way.) On This morning, will Obama be complaining about a "high tech lynching?"

~~ When those ragamuffins from “We Demand” were holding their Monday press conference on the City Hall steps, The Windbag showed up at the end and ran up to the microphone and said he was in full support. Somebody asked him “Of what?” “Banning the street car,” said the Windbag. Then somebody told The Windbag the group was there to announce their opposition to the Red Light Cameras, and The Windbag said, “I support that too!”

~~ LaWanda from the West side says, “I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally... But this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If Dale Mallory comes to your front door saying he is checking for bed bugs due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! He only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.”

~~ Our good friend John Barrett says it might actually cost you more than $2,300 to attend John McCain’s fund-raiser at Carl Lindner III’s estate in Indian Hill next month: $2,300 for McCain, and another $2,300 for the GOP Victory Fund.

~~ When news came that long time Whistleblower fan and subscriber Chuck Mitchell had mysteriously resigned from the Green Township Board of Trustees, one of Chuck’s friends (Probably not Steve “Buns” Grote sent us this item that only people in Green Township could possibly understand, with apologies to Master Card:

--- > Spending nearly $10,000,000 (so far) to acquire property from friends with over-taxed payers money and tear down houses for road improvements and upscale shopping which is not coming to Green Township…

--- > Getting kicked in the balls by Republican Judge Beth Myers over his failed decades-long attempt to acquire Vince Rack’s land through bogus zoning violations and recently through eminent domain while billing the over-taxed payers for his ineffectual legal work.

--- > Resigning because of personal, professional, and political reasons: PRICELESS

~~ Who's on tap to replace Bad Luck Chuck Mitchell as the next Green Township Trustee? The smart money is on a "Rosie Fellow," but there's also talk about giving it to a guy in a bow tie...

~~ Finally, our new Official Whistleblower Expert Philandering Politicians Analyst Mike Allen explains why the Blower was the only publication in Ohio to give its unstinting support to Deranged DemocRAT Ohio Attorney General Mark Dann in his hour of need. Mike will now lead us in reciting Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together). “Because wherever there's corruption, we'll be there. Wherever there's injustice, we'll be there. And wherever there's a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we'll be there too...holding the little guy down.” And that goes double for philandering politicians!

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo has received an advance copy of the chilling Fantastic Universe magazine cover story about the recent flying saucer attacks on the US satellites that have been crashing in Devou Park . Camboo says that the whole story of these attacks won’t be told until the Flashlight Theater expose of the UFO saucer crash in Northern Kentucky airs this summer. There is more big news! You can now catch Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane on Flashlight Theater in Campbell County on Channel 21 beginning at 10pm. Plus, Flashlight Theater continues to dominate the midnight time slot in Boone and Kenton counties on the Main Event Channel 22. Stay tuned!

~~ The Camboozler wants to know if it would be racist if the Blower asked Kentucky voters to see which Liberal Senator could get fewer votes in the upcoming primary on May 20: The liberal Barack Obama from Illinois or John McCain from Arizona.

~~ Ken CamBoo said he cannot believe that the President of Northern Kentucky University or Gateway Tech College President has not been able to bring Barack Obama to this diverse area of Kentucky . Why just last week at the opening of Obama’s campaign headquarters in Covington, white guilt feeling people outnumbered black supporters 9 to 1. Arnold Simpson did make it to the grand opening didn’t he?

~~ Representative Simpson said he hopes that one of the other nine Obama supporters would submit a comment to the ten comments Patsy Crowley has on his blog about the Senator from the South Side of Chicago . Simpson said Patsy is trying to help us out and he cannot be the only guy submitting comments.

~~ Northern Kentucky Law Makers want the legislature to consider requiring horses up to a certain age to be required to ride in car seats to prevent accidents, like the one that occurred to the filly Eight Belles at the Derby last weekend. Most legislators feel that this vote should not be left to their uninformed constituents.

~~ Ken Camboo said he saw a Bumper Sticker in Villa Hills Sunday that read “Dick Row-ding Before He Dicks You.” In a related story, Ken said his sister who lives in Ft. Wright asked if Dick Roeding is retiring, why the hell is he calling me every night at diner time? When Ken asked her if she listened to the whole call, her answer was, “No, I’m afraid he’s calling to tell me he is for tolls on the Brent Spence Bridge now that he is retiring.”

~~ Dick Row-ding apologized for being late for the Forum in Crestview Hills. He said he was all the way to Carrolton before he realized Crestview is near his place up in Northern Kentucky , it is Crestwood that is near his place at Perry Park.

~~ With only 13 more days until the May 20 election, Mrs. Robinson wrote the Blower to say she does not think it is necessary to have the Ohio Attorney General resign after he admitted to having an affair. Mrs. Robinson is so understanding about that sort of thing.

~~ In Y’All Ville, Blondie Whalen was a little tired this morning after last night when the Florence Freedom officially began preparations for the 2008 Frontier League baseball season and all 35 players reported for their physicals at Erpenbeck Stadium. Several of the players said they liked the way Blondie made them cough.