~~ Several weeks ago, The Whistleblower, long acclaimed for its fairness to African Americans, women, gays, and others, told you about the two Ohio troopers from the Sandusky area who chose Martin Luther King Day to act inappropriately with one dressing in a white KKK outfit while the other took his photo and e-mailed it out. Monday, both troopers were fired.

~~ Speaking of hate, in Blue Ash Cooper Kenwood says, “My wife & I like to walk in the neighborhood and admire all the flowering trees, and we noticed that at the only house with an Obama-nation sign, none of the trees are flowering or even leafed out. Do you think the poison of hate has seeped into the ground and killed the trees?” The Obama campaign says, “Chalk up this guy as undecided.”

~~ It’s also been eleven days and all those Yellow Ribbons are still up along the Matt Maupin Memorial Highway, and Whistleblower Truth Squad Investigative Reporter Fearless Ferrett says calls to the Yellow Ribbon Litter Removal Hot Line at 513-791-0981 have not been successful at motivating all those Maupin volunteers to follow through on their civic responsibilities. Maybe that’s Why our Quote of the Day Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down those yellow ribbons.”

~~ In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Depraved DemocRAT Attorney General Marc Dann is still refusing to resign after it was revealed that he’d boinked a bimbo on his public payroll. Official Whistleblower Expert Philandering Politicians Analyst Mike Allen covered yesterday’s press conference where Dann had a message for all those DemocRATS demanding his resignation: “Yeah, I banged the bitch,” Dann said. “Now get over it!” Several guys have already e-mailed us to claim they banged Jessica too.

~~ Ironically, this past weekend Saturday Night Live showed a rerun of the episode with the Spitzer & Associates skit.

~~ The biggest joke of all of this is watching our Kneepad Liberals in the Press interview local DemocRATS to see if they’d take the Attorney General’s job, if and when Marc Dann resigns. Devious DemocRATS Odd Todd Opportune and David A. Pepper? Little Lord John Joseph Cranley IV? Get real! That’s almost as funny as seeing Rob “Fighting Furiously for Failed Legacies” Portman’s name on a list of Republicans around the state running for the job. With only 180 more days till the November Elections, That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch Mean Jean “Hoffman” Schmidt also says Marc Dann should resign, but nobody gives a big rat’s ass what she thinks.

~~ Checking out Marc Dann’s bio on Google, we see that our Depraved DemocRAT trained under pervert Governor Dick Celeste. Celeste many remember had affairs with several of his cabinet members and fellow Degenerate DemocRAT state office holders’ wives. If memory serves us correctly, the Cleveland Pain Dealer identified six of them, but refused to print their names.

~~ Also in Columbus, Ohio Republicans are calling Disingenuous DemocRAT State Rep-tile Steve Driehaus a hypocrite, for not returning all that money the Depraved Attorney General raised for Driehaus last December.

~~ When that drunk driver ran a red light and rammed a Metro bus on Monday, it was the second Metro accident in less than 48 hours. Metro Spokes Babe Sallie Hilvers was amazed. “We don’t know how to handle an accident when the other driver is actually at fault,” Sallie explained.

~~ Gertrude from Green Township says she wishes Mike Mestemaker would become a trustee replacing Chuck Mitchell and then maybe he can make Green Township as diverse as Cheviot.

~~ Did Marty Brenna man really drop the “F-Bomb” during a recent Reds game? Frankly, watching the team play, we’d be surprised if he didn’t. An how about in Wednesday’s gamne, when the Reds hit all those home runs in the second inning, and Reds management (the same ones who predicted a full house for the Maupin Funeral Fiasco) showed how ,much confidence they had in their players by not having enough fireworks to set off for the fourth home run.

~~ Is everybody completely satisfied with the progress our new Hamilton County GOP Party Boss Alex Triantafilou (pronounced Alex) is making? Not according to some of the e-mails we’ve received.

~~ Folks handling reservations for that McCain fund-raiser at Carl Linder III’s Indian Hill estate want to know: if illegal immigrants donate, would that be like taking greenbacks from wetbacks?

~~ Speaking of illegal immigrants, Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose explain why young Mexican girls are always so thin and why older Mexican women are always fat. Maybe it’s because older Mexican women eat the young ones.

~~ Carmella Duley (pictured above) got 20 years for that crash which severely injured Cincinnati Police Sgt. Bryce Bezdek. Obviously the heroin addict and former prostitutes’ cleavage didn’t win over Judge Melba Marsh.

~~ Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1999 the Citadel graduated its first female cadet, after a federal judge had ordered the school to enroll females. It’s first emale student was Shannon Faulkner Jones, back in 1995. Citing stress and isolation, Shannon left The Citadel within a week, to the jubilation of the male students.

~~ Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says after the results of Tuesday’s DemocRAT Primaries, those primary elections on May 20 in only 12 more days might actually mean something after all. Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen says she’s trying to get Hillary to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day for the Florence Freedom at Erpenbeck Stadium on May 21, but only if she wins.

~~ The CamBoozler says he predicted it would all come down to Kentucky on May the 20, and sure enough yesterday he woke up at 5:30 AM and turned on the TV and there was the black guy from the South Side of Chicago down at Duke University in his underwear on the basketball court talking about another big win in North Carolina and that his next stop was Kentucky .

~~ Goof Davis says somebody should tell that boy with talk like that he’ll now be lucky to get 3% of the Kentucky vote. John McCain is running a special ad asking Conservatives of Northern Kentucky to please vote for him, although he said he believes he can win without them as long as he continues to get the support of moderates like the three Judge Defectives in Northern Kentucky, along with State Senator Demon Nay Thayer and Dick Row-ding. IMcCain said it’s moderates like these who get things done.

~~ Kenton County Deputy Judge Defective Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich is running Alecia Webb-Eddington's election campaign, but why in the world would he be so stupid as to list his official county office phone, cell phone, and e-mail address on the business car for our Trooper Babe's campaign?

~~ Billy Bob also explained the reason that bingo case is so old is that the KY Gaming Commission brought the case to the Crockster, who basically refused to do anything with it. After E. Rob Sanders took office, word spread that there was a new prosecutor who would actually litigate cases. The Gaming Commission then brought the case back and re-presented it to the Kenton Commonwealth Attorney’s Office.

~~ Patsy Crowley wrote the Blower to ask if that was an Obama Rally this past Tuesday night at Barleycorn’s in Lakeside Park . A Walton supporter from Walton said most of those people at Barleycorn’s in Lakeside this past Tuesday were Walton supporters who do not like to make Robo Calls or knock on their neighbors’ door at diner time.

~~ In a related story, the mower repairman at the State Highway Department garage said the Schickel people can have their signs back if they want to come and take them off the blades of his mowers.

~~ Flashlight Theatre Producer Mike Sadouskas says at great risk to his own personal safety, intrepid Flashlight Theater reporter Mark Motz was able to snap this close-up picture of a UFO that is hiding in an undisclosed location in Northern Kentucky. “It is very clear that we are dealing with something very serious here,” said Motz. Motz is working with the other Flashlighters putting the finishing touches on the startling UFO expose that will premiere sometime next month. There is even an unconfirmed rumor that there is exclusive Whistleblower video footage of the saucer in flight. Stay tuned!