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December 11, 2009
Just Another Politics As
Usual Story
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At today’s meeting of the Conser=
vative
Agenda, Political Insiders couldn’t stop agreeing with Beloved Whistleblower
Publisher Charles Foster Kane about what a great politician Brian Kelly wou=
ld
make.
Kelly has said last week he was talking to both UC and
Notre Dame, which would be easy for a politician, speaking out of both side=
s of
his mouth at the same time.
Ironic Ike said, “What a coincidence. On the same day=
UC
officials announced they’d sold out their tickets to the Sugar Bowl, Bearcat
Coach Brian Kelly sold out his team, when he finally announced he was taking
that Notre Dame job he’d told his players he wasn’t taking.
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Players weren't told of Kelly's
decision until Thursday night’s team banquet ended, nearly three hours after
the news first broke. TV5’s Ken Broo didn’t even have time to do the
play-by-play:”He’s outta here, Kelly’s waaay outta here!”
Bearcat players were led into a meeting room, where K=
elly
told them he was leaving and thanked them for making possible his opportuni=
ty
to get filthy rich. One minute into the meeting, the door opened and receiv=
er
Mardy Gilyard walked out angry and alone, save his MVP trophy.
Cincinnati players have every ri=
ght to
be bent out of shape. Kelly seemed more concerned about updating his Twitter profile than
he did about telling his own team about his decision.
Not long after the announcement of his intentions were
made public, Kelly updated his location on Twitter to "South Bend,
IN," changed his web address to the official Notre Dame athletics site,
and uploaded a custom background picture of Notre Dame Stadium.
At the UC men's basketball victo=
ry
over Miami of Ohio on Thursday night, there were boos when Kelly's photo was
shown on the videoboard. One fan held up a sign that played on Kelly's
"next-man-in" philosophy. "BKSELLOUT," the sign said.
"NEXT COACH IN."
Hey, UC Football fans: remember this fun time at Xavi=
er?
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“But this is obviously just another poli=
tical
betrayal story,” Kane explained. “It’s just like when Rob “Fighting for
Fund-raisers” Portman cut-and-ran from his job in Congress and hand-picked =
That
Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO
Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt to replace him.”
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Maybe that’s why our Quote for T=
oday
Committee chose Peter O’Toole’s classic line from “Lawrence of Arabia”: “Th=
ere
may be honor among thieves, but there is none in politicians.” (or football
coaches, either).
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> You’d think with all those NCAA
Recruiting Rules and Regulations for players, they might now add a few for
coaches and universities.
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Speaking of politics, Sidney cyn=
ic
said, “UC Trustee $tan Che$ley obviously wasn’t willing to shell out enough=
money
to keep him. “Obviously, $tan can get more bang for his bucks buying regular
politicians.” Kane then explained, citing that time on June 8, 2008 when our
Disingenuous DemocRAT bought the entire Hamilton County RINO Party just by
letting them use his Indian Hill Mansion for a brunch for That Lying
Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO
Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt. (You=
can
see that video here)
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Edi=
tor
Andy FurBall says, “I love all those players whining at the Westin last nig=
ht
about his leaving. Like they wouldn't leave UC in a heartbeat if they were
offered millions to play somewhere else.”
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBo=
o said
the real reason Brian Kelley is leaving Clifton for South Bend is that he f=
eels
it is a lot safer for his family walking the streets of South Bend. We’ll l=
et
it be our little secret, knowing that if his wife wants to go shopping, she=
has
to go to Gary.
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Cincinnatus Standard Publisher S=
teve
Frisch said, “There's nothing wrong with leaving one job for a better
opportunity. We all do that. But the way Brian Kelly handled it, and the wa=
y he
told his players not to worry, that he was happy in Cincinnati, was selfish=
and
lacked class. Kelly cares about one thing: himself. He may be a great footb=
all
coach, but he’s not a great man.”
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Our Beloved Whistleblower Publis=
her
wondered how long the local news media would be hyping the Brian Kelly Betr=
ayal
Story. It’s just the kind of thing their dumbed-down self-absorbed,
media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed
short-attention-span readers and viewers wanted couldn’t get enough of, alm=
ost
as earth shattering as George Stephanopoulos taking over for Dianne Sawyer at ABC’s “Good Morning Am=
erica.”
Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says he can’t wait to see the media running a s=
tory
about Brian Kelly sexting a waitress in South Bend.
It’s=
too
bad the 2009 Whistleblower “Turkey of the Year” Contest is already over.
<=
span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> But Brian Kelly isn’t the only d=
irtbag
UC is honoring these days. We understand UC is going to award an honorary
degree to our old friend Phil Cox for "exemplifying the highest purpos=
es
and ideals of the University" - but of course, The Blower already covered the fact that the guy was a total
academic fraud - two years ago, because he never graduated from XU as he
claims. (You can read all =
about
our exclusive expose on our UC Academic Fraud Lawsuit web site here.) <=
o:p>
Once again, it’s too bad the news media isn’t doing i=
ts
job, and it’s no wonder we always say our Feckless Fishwrappers are too laz=
y,
too stupid, or too dishonest to bring you the truth.
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