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— Special R= 20;Torture Debate” E-dition R= 12;

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= Friday, April 24, 2009

Cleaning Up After Earth Day

        = ;    In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says Earth Day is a day when many Americans make resolut= ions to conserve more energy voluntarily and work toward cleaning up their local environment. Unfortunately, some politicians in Congress are using Earth Da= y to push more taxes on American employers and working families. By the way, Obama’s Earth Day flights only burned up 9,000 gallons of fuel. We wo= nder which one of Obama’s suck-ups in the Press will be reporting that lit= tle bit of hypocrisy. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chos= e, Marshall McLuhan’s “All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values.”
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=             In a report just out, new jobless claims in the= U.S. ro= se more than predicted, at 640,000, while the number of workers continuing to file claims for unemployment benefits topped 6.1 million, setting a record for t= he 12th straight week. How many weeks has Obama been president anyway? =

=             For those of you following Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, it has recently been revealed that she worked as a stripper i= n a strip joint for a year or more. Suleman denies having an obsession wi= th Angelina Jolie, but her stripper name was "Angelina." She was fir= ed for letting the customers fondle her and for touching the customers.=

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        = ;    Our Ornery Obama Observer has briefly strayed a wee bit off topic. Completely nauseated by political correctness, our Observer opines that only a cry-baby bed-wetting dweeb of a guy like that wet noodle Perez Hilton could possibly= be thinking about anything other than full-steam-ahead, no-holds-barred, carry-on-my-wayward-son, please-hold-my-mail-for-the-next-two-weeks heterosexuality when a mega-babe like this year’s Miss California sid= les up to you. The Ornery One figures little limp-wristed Perez is just jealous because Miss California looks a helluva lot better in a two-piece swimsuit than he does.=

=             Two new polls show New Jersey DemocRAT Governor Jon Corzi= ne trailing Republican frontrunner Chris Christie in this year's gubernatorial election in that state. Bankster Corzine is a Goldman Sachs crony, ha= ving worked there since 1975 and being the CEO of Goldman Sachs.=

      = ;      Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1980, Jimmy Carter’s ill-fated hos= tage rescue in Iran ended in disaster, with eight U.S. servicemen dead and no hostages rescued. Come to think of it, Carter’s negations with Hamas last year didn’t turn out too well either. Meanwhile, more people are comparing Obama with Carter every day.

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The Ratings Are In

        = ;    Harry the Cable Guy suggests we check out the latest Nielsen ratings for the nigh= tly cable talking head programs. All of the top ten programs are on FOXNews. And that poor bastard Keith Olbermann. Not only is the O’Reilly Factor absolutely slaughtering his lefty-loon Countdown program head-to-head at the eight o’clock hour . . . O’Reilly’s 11 o’clock re-r= un even has a larger audience! Harry theorizes that the rapid decline in the ratings of the Obama lap dancers at MSNBC and CNN is directly linked to the equally rapid rise in President Barack Hussein Obama’s unfavorable po= ll ratings. The die-hard lefties and MoveOn.org circle-jerkers will likely remain loyal till the bitter end. But, the revitalized right is being joined by many skeptical centrists who are beginning to realize that BHO is hoping to turn= the Good Old USofA into the Venezuela of the North American continent. And many centrists are now experiencing a severe case of buyer’s remorse.=

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   = ;         So, why is it unlikely that ratings-poor PMSNBC will ever jump off the Obama bandwagon? The Cable Guy reminds us that MSNBC’s parent company is General Electric. General Electric CEO Jeffrey Immelt is counting on his company’s headlong push to “green” products to pull it ou= t of its’ current nosedive. Who is also heavily counting on massive “green” initiatives as his way to spend the United States all the way to socialism? Yup, you guessed it. President Barack Hussein Oba= ma. So you see, if the GE family of TV networks can successfully prop up Obama = . . . Obama can return the favor with hundreds of billions of dollars in “green” project contracts.

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   = ;         You’re not sure if Harry’s on the right track? Guess what? GE/NBC now even o= wns the poor little old Weather Channel. Have you watched it lately? If not, pl= ease do. You’ll hear so much climate change claptrap that you’ll be convinced that Al Gore is running the teleprompter. Hey, Harry loves the environment as much as the next guy. But, he hates to see how quickly the o= nce noble American mainstream media has completely walked away from its hallmark objectivity and turned into nothing more than the brazen propaganda arm of = the American left.

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= ;           Speaking of folks inexorably linked to the success or failure of the Obama Administration. Our in-hiding hateful Huffington Post antidote William F. Wisniewski wants you to consider another very likely reason why the weak-kn= eed BHO completely back-flipped on the whole harsh interrogation of murdering terrorists issue. Remember George Soros? You know, the American-hating financier who is suspected of funneling tens of millions of dollars in ille= gal campaign contributions to the Obama for President internet fundraising mach= ine last year? Yea, that’s right. The James-Bond-Eastern-European-accent-bad-guy sort of fellow. Soros may have conspired with Obama’s cronies to buy the American election by sending huge sums of illegal campaign money and dividing it up into the tens of thousands of phony so-called “small donations” that sent the lap dancing media libs into full-blown Obasms. Well, that George Soros evidently picked up the phone and contacted these same Obama cronies the other day and ordered them to “get Bush and Cheney.” So, here we go.

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=

I’m Ready for My Close-up, Mr. Demille<= /i>

      At Wednesday’s daily afternoon press conference, Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters announced the arrest in Mexico of Santiago Moreno, the illegal immigrant who’d killed his four illegal immigrant roommates in their Sharonville apartment in December 2007. Was our old jaywalking buddy milking it? Award-winning photo illustrator Artis Conception thinks $tan Che$ley would = be pleased with his investment.

·        Editor’s Note: Obama’s nit-wit bull= -dyke Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano says improperly crossing the bo= rder into this country is not actually a crime.

   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Columbus is going to negotiate changes in that city’s employee benefits, to get the public employees to pay what the private employees pay (up to 30% cost of their he= alth care). Cincinnati<= /st1:City> is up to its ears paying for city employees’ medical costs. Our Nine = Fine Clowns need to take a look at = Columbus and have our employees and retirees pay a higher proportion of their benefi= ts. Now is the time for City employees to pay 30% like the rest of the working stiffs who aren't employed by the city!

=

        = ;    At the request of Ghizzy Lizzy's campaign workers (Jen Winkelman and Jamie Schwartz), Republicans for Higher Taxes released their interactive campaign fundraising invitation for the Volunteers of America fund-raiser for Leslie Ghiz tomorrow evening at the Montgomery Inn. These invitations feature endorsement quotes from many of the fi= ne DemocRATS and RINOs who have joined the VOA in hosting this event. Amo= ng those on the Host Committee are Devious DemoRAT David A. Pepper, who cited Ghizzy's endorsement of him over Phil Heimlich as a key reason why the D-RA= TS control the County Commission today.&n= bsp; Also on the committee are Chris Bortz and Papa Pepper, who support Ghizzy because of her support for the Trolley Folly and over-taxed payers’ subsidies to the Empty Uppity Oprah W= infrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center.&n= bsp; And “Blue-faced” RINO Party Boss Alex wonders why so few Republicans will support Ghizzy anymore.

   = ;         In a related item, David A. Pepper must be thinking of running for a more gentrified job than county commissioner as he is now having breakfast at Mariemont Inn. Most of his time is spent on the phone, where everyone can h= ear his calls.

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   = ;         The Hamilton = County RINO Party’s Wanderin= g in the Wilderness Committee 2010 met at The Blue Goose in Sharonville where Wa= nda the Waitress was undercover to report on its happenings. One Committee member was AWOL— Sharonville's own Virg "the Scourge" Lovit= t.  He must have been busy raising taxes somewhere.
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·        The winner of the Audacity Awar= d for the evening goes to Blue<= /st1:PlaceName> Ash = City Clown-cilman Jim Sumner for suggesting the party use its muscle to prevent primaries and said we should have a process that everyone respects. Sumner is the Chairman of the party's candidate screening committee, which selected P-P-P-Pat DeWhine to run for Judge. Sumner then went out and endorsed DeWhine's opponent. So much for respecting “the proces= s.”

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·        Sumner then complained abo= ut the Republicans who criticized Virg "the Scourge" Lovitt after he was nominated and said there should be party discipline against those Republicans. By this time, the Young Republican (YR) contingent w= as growing visibly agitated. After Sumner then asked Chairman Alex if there'd be any such discipline, one of the YR's jumped in and told Sumner that perhaps the party should run candidates who haven't endorsed Odd Todd Opportune and David A. Pepper.

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·        Sumner agreed that Lovitt shouldn't have endorsed Odd Todd, but “the decision” was made t= o go with him and felt there should have been party loyalty from then on.&n= bsp; The former YR President then said that you can't run a candidate who endorses Devious DemocRATS and then demand support for him in the name of p= arty loyalty. If Lovitt wanted party loyalty, he should have showed some. Another YR added that party loyalty has to be a two-way street. After that exchange, Alex whined, “Can’t we = all just get along?”

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·        After the meeting one of the YR's mentioned that the Republicans who didn't support Lovitt stayed q= uiet during that race, unlike Lovitt, who endorsed Odd Todd and donated to his campaign. He said he'd like to see the party try to discipline Republicans for High= er Taxes and The Whistleblower and see how that goes. We'd point out = that the Blue Chip Young Republicans were, to our knowledge, the only Republican group in the county Our Clermont Crusader is getting ready to cover the census. But since the Census Department has now been moved from the Commerce Department to the White Hou= se and Obama’s thugs at ACORN will be involved, it looks like that story will have no end of controversy.

   = ;         Commenting on the 2010 Congressional Race, the House Race Hotline at NationalJourna= l.com gave Steve Chabothead the "Don't Lump Me In With Other Reruns" Aw= ard for out-raising and out-banking S= teve Drunkhaus during the first quarter. Chabot was the only challenger to out-raise a = frosh.

= ;           Charlie from Cheviot wonders if Congressman Ste= ve Drunkhaus bothers to read his e-mails from constituents. After many letters, Charlie has yet to receive even a form letter from the Drunkhaus.

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   = ;         West Side Wally says, “Please move up the start date for The BlowerR= 17;s intern, so that we may more accurately report the news with respect to the Drunkhaus fund-raising machine. At last Friday’s Western Economic Cou= ncil meeting, Driehaus raised well over $27 when the audience emptied their pock= ets of “Change” and flung it at our confused congressman following = his ten-minute verbal meanderings.

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   = ;         Commenting on Parvo Jarvi’s lenient DUI sentence, one of our MADD Mothers says, “The CSO has been advertising for a ‘Vice President of Community Engagement.’ Shouldn’t they change the name of that position to ‘Vice Presid= ent of Community Credibility?’ ”

=             Our Snitch at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News says perhaps Bernard Wilson was let go because he could not speak English. Despite his degree from Northwestern (was it a free degree t= o a minority- he couldn't pro-nounce half the neighborhoods or streets in Cincinnati. Now, = 9 Stands for Incompetence has a new black girl in Bernard's place. She looks like a = deer in the headlights. Let’s see how long it takes for her to be replaced= .

   = ;         Finally, don’t forget, today is the deadline for the Whistleblower Summer Inte= rns Program, where applicants must also submit a 1,000-word-or-less essay on “Why it’s OK to Make Fun of Politicians.” Unemployed memb= ers of the Greater Cincinnati Society of Unprofessional Journalists need not apply.=

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Bluegrass Byways

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was driving in Fort Mitchell yesterday when a tire blew out. Checking his spare, I found that it too was flat. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to= the gas station.

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   = ;         The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

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          "Yes, I sure do," CamBoo replied.

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          "You a Republic= an or DemocRAT," asked the old man.

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   = ;         "Republican," CamBoo replied.

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          "Well, you can = just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.<= /p>

   = ;         Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question= .

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          Again, CamBoo gave t= he same answer, "Republican." The driver gave him the finger a= nd drove off. The CamBoozler thought it over and decided that maybe he should change his strategy, since the area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

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          The next car to stop= was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if he was a Republican or DemocRAT.

   = ;         "Democrat!" CamBoo shouted...

   = ;         =

          "Hop in!" replied the blonde.

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          Driving down the roa= d, CamBoo couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to hi= m, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.<= /b>

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          Finally, CamBoo yell= ed, "Please stop the car." The beautiful blonde immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, and the CamBoozler jumped out.

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          "What's the matter?" the blond asked.

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   = ;         "I can't take it anymore," CamBoo replied. "I've only = been a DemocRAT for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."

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Stories We're Working On

&nb= sp; Media prepares for Obama’s “First 100 Days Celebration”

= ; Biased Dissociated Press Poll claims Americans love Obama

= ; Supporters insist Obama’s the greatest president ever

= ; Obama graces cover of Time for 13th ti= me in past year=

= ; GE shareholders outraged about PMSNBC Obama tongue baths

= ; GM offers summer vacation specials for= union employees

= ; When’s Opening Day in Florence?

=

Whistleblower Web Poll

      = ;    This week, here's how the first 17,648 Whistleb= lower Web Poll respondents said you cou= ld get Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters to show up a= t a press conference:

   = ;         (A) Crime out of control: 2%

   = ;         (B) Prisoners being turned loose: 1%

   = ;         (C) The chance to call a perp “Scum”: 1%=

   = ;         (D) Two reporters and a camera: 96%

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= ;           Note: Everything we= write doesn't have to be so damn cyn= ical and mean-spirited, it's just s= o much more fun that way!

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Let He Who Is Witho= ut Sin Throw the First Tea Bag

=         = ;    This week, everybody who wonders if all of last week’s Tea Party Protests on Tax Day (or as Obama calls it, Wednesday) will really matter, e-mailed his entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

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=         = ;    The winner is Sam Adams Tadwell, who says, “So far that protest was j= ust a waste hot air here in the tri-state, since our local RINO Party doesnR= 17;t even have opponents in the next election for “Tax-and-Spenders” like Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Obama-lovin’ Mayor Mark Mallo= ry and That Lying Plagiar= izing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt, at least until Monday’s double-top-secret announcement of the RINO Party’s Mayoral candidate.

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=         = ;    Sam wins a tea bag left over from the unsold million those folks wanted to = send to Washington as a publicity stunt, a chance to speak at the July 4 Tea Par= ty rally in the tri-state, if the organizers can stay awake that long, and his name included as a right-wing extremist by Obama’s nit-wit Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano. His winning lim= erick is:

  =           Now that the tax protest is over,

  =           An anti-taxer whose first name is Grover
  =           Says, “They’ll be no reform

  =           Unless they find a way to transform

  =           All that anti-tax sentiment, moreover.”

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&nb= sp;   &= nbsp;    And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still working on his taxes):

   = ;         Now that the tax protest is over

   = ;         Don't think that you'll be in clover.

   = ;         You don't trust The Messiah, do ya?

   = ;         He's gonna keep stickin' it to ya'!

   = ;         You'll feel like Phil McKreviss and Ben Dover.

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   = ;         The fir= st line of next week's limerick i= s:

=           “Here’s what we think= of Obama’s first hundred days”

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