— Official “National Prayer Day” Edition —=

Friday, May 8, 2009

Let Us Pray…

   = ;         In Washington, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says th= e Washington Times reported how Obama had distanced himself from the National Day of Prayer on Thursday. All the Messiah actually did for the National Day of Pr= ayer was to sign a proclamation honoring the day, which originated in 1952 when Congress set aside the first Thursday in May for the observance. Not to wor= ry. With Obama in the White House, everybody in America will be praying. &nbs= p;

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   = ;         In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says Obama claimed his administration would set a new standard for ethics. Little did we know he would actually "Lower the Standard?"

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Andres S. Tannenbaum’s: “The nicest thing about standards is that there a= re so many of them to choose from.”

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   = ;         Our economic reporter, Dr. J. Walter “Bruce” Lee of the Kato Instit= ute says the Newspeak just keeps flowing from the Obasmic lib lap dancers in the media. The MSNBC headline screams, “New Applications for Unemployment Benefits Plunge.” Our good doctor just shakes his head at the perverse propaganda. Look at the numbers dammit! They “plunged” all the = way down to 601,000 new unemployed workers? From last month’s record high= of 635,000? That’s plunging? This is the 14th straight week of RECORD JOB LOSSES! If MSNBC isn’t the propaganda arm of the Obama Administration, Lee says they are doing a damn fine imitation of one.

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   = ;         No wonder Conservative Columnist Ann Coulter says “Watching = (B)MSNBC is Torture.” Our Ornery Obama Observer would certainly agree.

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   = ;         In case you need any more evidence that PMSNBC only exists to run interference= for President Barack Hussein Obama’s sprint to socialism, our unusually s= urly Harry the Cable Guy says check out the nutty network’s story hailing = the haven that is socialist Europe. It will = make you so sick you’ll toss your cookies. A couple of lazy krauts are lollygagging around in the park with their four little Hitler-youth brats w= hen they should be working. What the hell? And then the Rhine maiden momma says= she is so happy not to live in the US where her and her goose-stepping husband would be under so much stress beca= use they would actually have to work! Who wants you . . . you frankfurter-chomp= ing Fraulein! Geez, no wonder Patton’s Third Army went through these nitw= its like crap through a goose.

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   = ;         Our invisible insider William F. Wisniewski says everyone is asking who will be= the standard bearer to lead the GOP out of the political wilderness. The Wizzer says that is an easy one. The man who will save the GOP is President Barack Hussein Obama.

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         &n= bsp; Next month, a U.S. House of Representatives pan= el will subpoena Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis to testify what role the U.S. Treasurer Henry Paulson, Fed Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and various banksters played in Bank of America acquiring financial firm Merrill Lynch = late in 2008 in the midst of the economic collapse. Kinda funny, since the whole lot of them are crony banksters, including failing Bank of America, w= hich was revealed today to have failed the federal bank "stress test".=

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   = ;         According to Newsmax, everybody’s still talking about how Arlen Sphincter was unexpectedly stripped of his seniority Tuesday night in a humiliating blow = from those Devious DemocRATS who earlier had welcomed the former Pennsylvania Republican’s defect= ion from the GOP.

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         = ; And one of our Whistleblower Summer Interns found a video of Arlen’s views on Party Switching from 2001. Somehow he must’ve changed his mind since then.

            In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody’s still talking about t= hat controversial Ohio Elections Commission case, where lawyers for = That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt filed a more-than-forty-page complaint about that flyer Dr. Kevor= kian distributed about her just prior to the 2008 election. Over at the Fishwrap, they’re still wondering why TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D hired Che= $ley and Deters to handle her complaint. Probably because Mean Jean’s henpecked husband Peter still hasn’t totally paid those folks at Stra= uss & Troy for the last time Joe “The Killer Prosecutor” Braun = took time off from handling landmark Dildo World lawsuits to represent her that = one time Mean Jean was actually found innocent by the same Ohio Elections Commission. =

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   = ;         Meanwhile, down at the Plum Street Playpen, for today’s episode of “Ms. Ghetto and the Greek.̶= 1; you knew something wonderful would happen when Ms. Ghetto (Laketa Cole) was hand-picked by Mayor Muffy Mallory to chair the Finance Committee on Cincinnati City Clown-cil. He was too threate= ned to choose the rightful leader, Bengal Boy J= eff Balding, so now he can girly-manipulate Ms. Ghetto, who is both a hot head = and an incompetent Black Woman.

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Little Miss Ghizzy, The Greek, has finally had the chance to leave her baby at hom= e so she can devote more time fighting criminals from Council Chambers. The Greek can initiate a bunch of we-got-to-build-a-jail proposals (remember the TENT CITY?), but, without building a political base on Clown-cil, nothing ever gets accomplished.

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Ms. Ghetto and The Greek are butting heads, name calling, and getting nothing d= one for the City. Thir recent spat about applying for federal stimulus funds for ankle bracelets that would help contain the furloughed felons brought this conflict to a head. Muffy and Ms. Ghetto trounced The Greek by denying her = plea to simply APPLY for the funds. The Greek doesn't understand that Ms. Ghetto only pushes what Muffy's ideas or pet projects.

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It’s only a matter of time before these two have a knock down drag out fight. Hopefully it will be in Council Chambers, live, and captured on CitiCable.<= o:p>

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   = ;         In Wednesday’s Blower, we told you about a stupid article in the Communi= ty Press about millionaire brat Steven Budig who lives in Indian Hill. T= he Press was fluttering about Budig, who just graduated from Miami, amazingly getting a job with = New York criminal financial firm Goldman Sachs. What they didn't mention was t= he only reason he got the job is because of his multi-millionaire grandfather, Otto Budig.

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&= nbsp;           &nbs= p;   Our reader Emma tells us of many nefarious thin= gs the cold and ruthless Otto Budig has done over the years using his inherited mo= ney as leverage. She says one of the things Otto Budig did was run his own church into the ground. Budig, who is treasurer of the Pleasant Ridge Presbyterian Church, took it from being one of the largest and most stable churches in the area to a failed one with peeling paint, a fleeing congrega= tion and vigorous infighting with anyone who dares to oppose him. Nice leg= acy, Otto, destroying your own church.

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          &n= bsp; How bad was Assistant Hamilton County engineer Ted Hubbard's presentation to the Anderson Township GOP Club Wednesday night? Well, let us put it this way. "Taxkiller Tom" Brin= kman, who as State Representative for eight years, attended every single boring Anderson Township Trustee meeting and never once left early, was so bored o= ut of his mind, even he left the presentation early. Even with that, the speech proceeded to go on for another half an hour. "In Russ We Trust" Jackson= was heard saying, "I hope we got their membership dues in advance, bec= ause after that presentation from Brayshaw’s ButtBoy, we can kiss those new members good-bye."

= ;           One Angry Andersonian fell asleep before he could ask County Engineer Wannabe Hubbard if when= Hamilton County Hamilton takes bids for vehicles, there was a mandate for Made-in-America products. Somebo= dy needs to check that out and get back to us.

= ;           Forrest (with two RRs, just like Forrest Gump) Heis, who always pays his membership dues, came to the meeting to whine about the over-taxed payers’ defea= t of the Gumpers’ “Drain the Value” campaign that failed Tuesday when all those <= /span>voters rejected the Forrest Gump $chool District’s 21% tax hike, so everybody in Anderson could piss away another $500-per-year in jacked-up property taxes and those over-paid administrators could keep their over-paid jobs.

= ;           Forrest personally thanked "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman for the robo call he sent out chastising Angry Andersonians who we= re so selfish and looked after their family finances first, instead of giving = all their money to the Forres= t Gump School Board to waste on self esteem building curriculum:

= ;           Here’s = what Brinkman’s robocall said:

= ;           "I hope you are happy now that the over priced and unnecessary Forest Hills School Levy went down to defeat.&n= bsp; Not only will the school children not have books to read and pencils to do their figures and the under worked and overpaid teachers union members and administrators not get all their undeserved pay increases but the school children now have to face the fact that they live in a community that has jumped up and stated: "We do not care about you." A community that would rather hold on to and spend as they like their $ 500 or $1,000 a year instead of giving it over to the Forest Hills School Board. This just cuts those poor children's self esteem to the quick. Particularly when they worked at all those pro levy pizza parties on school property in the days r= ight up to the election. With all this deflation of the school children's self esteem, you selfish taxpayers should not be surprised when another Columbine occurs. And when it does, it will all be The Blower’s fault."

&n= bsp;           When they passed for donation to co= ver the night’s food and beverages, said that only those people who voted= for the Forrest Gump tax hike should donate, because they obviously have all th= at money to piss away,” “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says, and amazingly, only Gumpers Randy Smith and Forrest (with two rrs) actually contributed.

= ;           Meanwhile, over in the Sycamore School District whe= re they just passed a levy to maintain their out-of-control spending, residents would like us to play a little game with them. And for once, this one doesn't cost any over-taxed payers’ funds. The game was obviously mad= e up by some mean-spirited person who is not a member of Republicans for Higher Taxes.

= ;           The game is called, "Who is this?"

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= ;           a) a manly man?

= ;           b) the only boy in the flute line?

= ;           c) Sycamore School Board member Jean Staubach?=

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= ;           And who is this?

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= ;           a) a cool dude who spent too much time in the sun?

= ;           b) the next candidate for face transplant surgery?

= ;           c) Sycamore School Board member Mary Overman?<= o:p>

= ;           Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1999 the Citadel graduated its first fem= ale cadet, after a federal judge had ordered the school to enroll females. Its first female student was Shannon Faulkner Jones, back in 1995. Citing stress and isolation, Shannon left The Citadel = within a week, to the jubilation of the male students. As far as what’s happ= ened to Shannon since then, one of our Summer Interns assigned to the Whistleblower Research Bureau says she’ll have that information for us in time for Saturday’s e-dition.

= ;           From our Blue Ash Bureau, Kenwood Cooper says “What's with DemocRAT Stepha= nie Stoller calling herself an independent now?” The Weekly Community Fishwrap also reported that Councilman Jim Sumner asked if anyone had probl= ems spending stimulus Chinese borrowed money to fix Reed Hartman Highway for $840K. Nev= er one to turn down free cash, Rick Bryan said this money would put people to work. All of the clown-cil except Sumner voted for the Chinese to repave the road. Over 13 applicants submitted applications for the Clown-cil member position, only to choose see Tom Adamec selected for the position. Persons of Consequence on The Blower’s exclusive e-mail list know that Tom’s wife is a Sycamoron School Board member= that Republicans for Higher really loves. Rick Bryan said he they chose him, sin= ce he was President of the Blue Ash/Montgomery Rotary Club. Isn’t it ama= zing how Republicans for Higher Taxes love each other?

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= ;           Wilbur from the West Side says he understands that Bill “The Ethnic Cleanser” Sietz is trying to push candidates he favors in the next Republican primary in Ohio. Sietz is looking for a special breed of person to serve as our state representatives and state senators. What type of candidate is Sietz looking for? People who will vote FOR a state tax increase in 2010. Apparently if y= ou are considering a primary run, and you are anti-tax, Sietz is trying to talk those candidates out of running. He only wants people who will vote to incr= ease taxes. So is that why Tax-and-Spend Sietz likes Michelle Glass Slipper in t= he Republican senate primary? He knows he can count on her to help raise your taxes.

= ;           So what happened to the Anti-tax Republicans on the Wes= t Side? Why do they keep voting for a tax-and-spender like Sietz? Has Hamilton County's Western environs gone completely nuts? West Siders, the rest of Hamilton County wants to know!

= ;           Yesterday, we asked if somebody could please tell us which genius was advising those idiots in Amelia who proposed dissolving the city in the first place. Our Clermont Criticizer says he thinks he knows, and we can tell you about it tomorrow.

          &n= bsp; Finally, was that really Dishonest DemocRAT Steve Drunkhaus’s former Congressi= onal campaign press secretary Joe Wessels trying to bribe Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane during lunch at Friday’s at the Anderson Food Court yesterday? Friday’s server Tim says he even overheard Wessels begging= to be Kane’s Facebook friend.

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          &n= bsp; Speaking of Facebooks, our Charles Foster Kane = is still trying to figure out how people get their names and faces on that Facebook Page somebody created for him without his permission. Kane now has ten “friends” he never knew he had, and one of them appears to be D= uffy “The Schmidt Slayer” Beischel, who actually has Kane’s picture on his Facebook as one of his “friends.”

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<= i>Bluegrass Bailouts

   = ;        Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says like most people in Northern Kentucky, he̵= 7;s wondering where all the Bluegrass news i= s in today’s Whistleblower. He’s got nothing, except to say Miss Vicki’s ICRC interview with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was shown on Channel 21 at 11 PM last night and the award-winni= ng interview will also be shown Saturday at 4PM. In case you missed it, you can always watc= h it here on Whistleblower TV.

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   = ;         That’s it? Every Person of Consequence on the Whistleblower’s Exclusive E-ma= il List deserves a full refund today.

Stories We're Working On

&nb= sp; Obama’s big budget blowout spends $11,300 for each American=

= ; Administration still can’t figure out where to put GITMO terrorists

Up to two billion people might get swi= ne flu

= ; Will Obama pick a gay Supreme Court Ju= stice?

= ; Jack Kemp’s Memorial Service is Today

= ; Get Mom what she really wants on Sunday

= ; When’s Opening Day in Florence?

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Whistleblower Web Poll

          This week, here's what the first 17,648 Whistle= blower Web Poll respondents said Moms really want on Mother’s Day:

        = ;    (A) To sleep as late as she wants: 2%

=         = ;    (B) A husband to wait on her hand-and-foot: 2%

=         = ;    (C) Brunch at the Golden Corral: 2%

=         = ;    (D) Grateful offspring: 94%

=         = ;           (Good Luck with that, Mom!)

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= ;           Note: Everything we= write doesn't have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it's just so much more fun that way!

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= Time Out for Hot Ta= males

            T= his week, everybody who was hoping to see another Cinci de Mayo riot, e-mailed = an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Cont= est. <= /strong>

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=         = ;    The winner is Juan Carlos Gonz= ales de Lopez Ruiz, or as his fellow residents in Lower Price Hill call him, "Hey, Wetback."

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=         = ;    Juan wins an "I Tried to Start a Riot and All I Could Steal Was This Crappy T-Shirt" T-shirt, an off-the-books construction job from a local award-winning homebuilder, nude photos of Sasha Rionda, and tips on how to evade the INS from the Illegal Aliens Association. His winning entry is:

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  =           Here's how= to have fun on Cinco de Mayo

= ;           To celebrate what should be our big day-o.

= ;           Go out with Conchita,

= ;           She knows how to treat ya,

      = ;      And maybe you won't have to pay-o.

= ;           Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo

= ;           Be glad you live here in Ohio

= ;           Unleash your beagles

= ;           And hunt down illegals,

      = ;      And ship them back where they play jai-alai-o.

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  =           Here= ’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo

= ;           With Moises, Jose, Jesus, and Alfredo:

= ;           Bring your ball to Schmidt field,

= ;           Keep those six-packs concealed,

= ;           And CRC won't even make you pay-o!

&nb= sp;   &= nbsp;    And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still not successfully completed his racial sensitivity correspondence course):

   = ;         Here's how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo:

   = ;         Drink till you puke, my oh, my oh!

   = ;         If you did that in Juarez

   = ;         Your pesos would go as far as

   = ;         A hundred would last in Ohio<= /st1:State>.

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   = ;         Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo

   = ;         Pretend it's Mexico, w= hen it's really Ohio<= /st1:State>.

   = ;         Drink til you turn blue

   = ;         And don't catch the Swine Flu

   = ;         And maybe catch a bit of fur pie-oh!

   = ;            The fir= st line of next week's limerick i= s:

            “The best way to spend Armed Forces Day”

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      MOTHER’S= DAY GIFTS

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