— Special “Political Pandering” E-dition R= 12;

= Friday, October 16, 2009

Good News for Geezers!

= ; Obama wants Congress to approve $250 payments to more than 50 million seniors to = make up for no increase in Social Security next year. “Great idea!” = say the Greedy Geezers. “Just put it on our great-grandchildren’s bill.”

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= ; As Obama and Dysfunctional DemocRATS in Congress continue to work on Obama-Care behind closed doors since the Senate Finance Committee passed that Bogus Baucus bill when much of the bill hadn’t = even been written when those Senators decided to vote on it. Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Britt Humus says Government Run Health Care will= do for “Health Care” what Public Schools did for “Education.”

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= ; Our Late Night TV Jokewatcher reports Jay Leno said: “The big story out of W= ashington is the healthcare bill passed the Senate Finance Committee by a vote of 14-= 9. The bill costs over $800 billion . . . and that's just what lobbyists had to give to members of Congress.”

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= ; And Jimmy Fallon said, “Even though the Democrats’ healthcare bill = was passed, President Obama said that now is ‘not the time to pat ourselv= es on the back’ —mostly because you might tear a muscle.”

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= ; Our Ornery Obama Observer continues to be amazed at the brazen hypocrisy exhibi= ted on America’s political left. Two left-wing, phony, race-baiting, hate-mongers who have b= uilt their entire questionable careers on giant lies, scare the thug-infested National Football League and a group of potential investors into jettisonin= g an outspoken conservative radio talk show host from the group seeking to buy t= he St. Louis Rams. The “Reverends” Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are nothing more than a couple of dim-bulb, = racist rip-off artists who have spent their lives extorting a luxurious living out= of molly-coddling corporations who run like scared rabbits from the threat of boycotts. Hey Reverend Al, how is Tawana Brawle= y doing these days? And Reverend Jesse, will you ever recover from the trauma of ha= ving the slain MLK Jr. die in your arms in Memphis? Oh, wait a minute . . . the Brawley thing was a hoax . . . and Jesse made up his actually being with MLK as he died. And wasn’t it Reverend Jesse = who called then-candidate Obama the “N” word and said he would like= to slice off his testicles and boink his wife? Yea= . . . it sure was. Our Ornery Observer wants to know if America will ever just tell t= hese two stooges to just shut the hell up.

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= ; Now as Paul Harvey used to say, here’s the rest of the story: remember wh= en the spokesperson for the Nobel Prize Jury tried to calm down all the object= ions and disbelief at presenting the award to Obama by claiming the vote was unanimous? Well, it now appears that the majority of that same Nobel Prize = Jury objected to Obama’s Undeserved Peace Prize. What a surprise!

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= ; Speaking of Obama’s Undeserved Peace Surprise, that was the big deal on Steve = Chabothead’s Blog this week. Memo to Chabothead: We thought you were running against Ohio’s Dum= py DemocRAT First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus. Shouldn’t you have at least mentioned your opponent once?

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= ; In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders wonders when Portman’s potential oppone= nt, Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senate Candidate (and Lt. Governor) Lee Fisher, will be commenting on all that DemocRAT Corruption in Cuyahoga County (where he li= ves). So far, Defensive DemocRATS running for state-w= ide office (U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown and Gayvenor Strickland) have said nary a word.

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= ; Mike DeWhine says in the three short months since announcing his candidacy for Ohio Attorney General, he’s been overwhe= lmed by the support he’s received from Ohioans all over the state. Get rea= l! Does DeWhiner really think Real Republicans will forget his constant betrayal as a Sniveling Senator in Washington DC?

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= ; Speaking of Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate Candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman and the National Republican Senate Campaign, did you see where Conservative Columnist Bay Buchanan said: (Do these nitwits really think one of the architects of the Bush policy that sent our jobs overseas is going to win the general election in a state with 11% unemployment?)”

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= ; And what’s really going on in Portman’s home Village of Terrace = Park? How could those Village Idiots ever have forgotten to file the necessary paperwork to place their renewal levy on the November ballot? That levy only accounts for 70% of that community’s revenue. <= /p>

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= ; No wonder our Quote for today Committee chose to paraphrase Ricky Ricardo̵= 7;s oft-repeated line from “I Love Lucy”: “Somebody’s g= ot some ‘splainin’ to do!” =

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= ; Our Clermont Crusader wonders what the latest is with Amy B= rewer, VICE-Mayor of MILF-ord. Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says she’ll see what she can find out. &nb= sp;

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= ; Saturday’s that big day for The Cincinnati= 9/12 Project’s big protest at the Fishwrap= . How many people do you think will actually be showing up?

         = ;   Speaking of the Fishwrap, Jane Prendergast did a big sto= ry about how “City Data led the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRA= T Mayor Mark Mallory in only 18 More Days “astray,” but forgot to mention that Girly Man lied again when he said he “lives in the West End.” So how hard would that be to “fact-check?”

         = ;   And how about those rumors going wild in the media about that Westside businessman who was busted with 20+ ki= los of Cocaine and embarrassing pictures of this businessman and our Girly Man May= or Mallory were also found? That story certainly deserves a little fact-checki= ng too.

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   = ;         In a related rumor, there are some Health Warnings during Flu Season at the Fa= iled Cincinnati Public Schools. Cover your coughs, don’t drink out of drin= king fountains, keep handshakes to a minimum, and at certain schools, sanitize y= our dick after blowjobs in the bathroom.

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   = ;         And what’s the latest on all those records sheriff’s deputies seized when Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters led his raid at Quisling Charlie Luk= en’s Sleazy Casino Scam’s downtown offices in the county’s voter fra= ud investigation? Does anybody have a video tape of that?

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   = ;         Debate Coach Tino Delgato = says Tuesday night’s Mayoral Debate on Channel 9 “Substantially True” News was interesting. A classic glass is half full, half empty = use of statistics. It was interesting they showed each candidates working histo= ry. The Mayor had been a manager at the public library, then has held political office ever since. Now those are some working credentials. But then many politicians have never held real jobs running real businesses. Go Figure!!!=

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   = ;         During the debate on the question of the Trolley Folly, Mayor Mallory stated that = 47% of those living in downtown Ci= ncinnati do not have access to a car. Tino thinks he kno= ws some of these folks as they are on each corner at night begging for “= bus change.” His guess is many people moved into the downtown condos so t= hey could walk to work. It was nice to hear the claim that $130 million Trolley will generate over a $ONE Billion (with a B) of economic development. = You know, just like the two stadiums did for Northern Ke= ntucky. Go Figure!!!

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   = ;         Now here’s a question for Alex = T., Mall Cop GOP —under which bridge is your client living these days? Wasn’t yesterday supposed to be our Four Flush= ing Philanderer’s official eviction day?

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         = ;   But why was anybody surprised that it took this long for the Achs to finally get their asses thrown out onto the street? After all, for many years they've been eating gourmet food -- at the = Maisonette -- and not paying for it. Going to glamorouus charity balls, reserving VIP tables -- and not paying for them. Hosting lavish liquor-fueled parti= es -- and not paying for them. Wearing ccustom-made suits to cover Roger's fat ass -- and not paying for them. Having landscape work done -- and= not paying for it. Having employees work for them -- and not paying them. Why on earth would these people have expected to pay for somepl= ace to live? Let’s face it, folks. These people aren’t victims. The= y're pompous phonies who deserve all of what they’re now getting.

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   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1793, Marie Antoinette was beheaded, and anti-taxers recall when “TaxKiller Tom” cut That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s head off = the cake when she won the “Marie Antoinette Let ‘Em Eat Cake Award,” which had been bestowed to honor the tax-and-spend R= INO politician for her blithe ignorance of the plight of the beleaguered over-t= axed payers of Cincinnati and Hamilton County.

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   = ;         One of our long-time subscribers says “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s “Library Rant” in Wednesday’s Blower was full of distortions. If he would care to be specific, we’d be happy to publish his comments too.=

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   = ;         In Anderson, everybody’s laughing about next week’s joke poll ques= tion on the front page of the Forest Hills Urinal (“Who won la= st week’s League of Women Viper’s Anderson Trustee five-way joint press conference where participants were given questions in advance?”= ). Can you believe that many people actually wat= ched that crappy program on Anderson Cable TV? =

   = ;         Whistleblower Senior Sports Editor Andy Furball says if Sunday’s Bungals game is blacked out, it = just means officials at Hamilt= on County didn’t= give away enough free luxury-box tickets to their friends.

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   = ;         And from Radio Ratings Land, it’s so much for the Big One. Now it’s the “Big B” = as the latest radio ratings show B-105 had knocked Hate Radio back to No. 2. But what will Tracy Jones have to talk about now on his hate show? He= 's always stated that he and FM deejay Eddie Fingers were No. 1. Not any more. Maybe Eddie should go back to getting people on both sides of the river to scream at each other. But the best local radio line of the week was from Tom (Blowhard) Gamble on 96.5 FM: "It's really hard to sing “A cappella” when there's no music background." And Tom claims to b= e a college professor. Please tell us where. Brad “I'm So Handsome, we he= ar, is making his Bungal radio play-by –play = calls public. Sign us up for the call he made to the “55 yard line.” = And now that Rush Limbaugh won’t be buying a pro football team, who else won’t be —Bill Cunningham?

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   = ;         Finally just for fun, today’s Whistleblower Halloween Section features that new video with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane and some of your favori= te local characters.

Today we’re featuring our two local Dirty Dancers in Congress.
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Bluegrass BamBoozlers

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said yesterday disgraced former Covington City Commissioner Steve "I'm 5'0" not 4'10" Megerle was nominated = for the Whistleblower’s Halloween Harangue, featuring tasteful post-mortem displays of li= ve politicians whose political careers are dead (or might as well be). Today, = Megerle’s pal, Jerry BamBu= rglar gets the same honor. Wasn’t there an ethics complaint against the BamBurglar for his confli= ct of interest and undue influence in city matters on behalf of the Village Idiots Association.

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   = ;         Did Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters really try to get his client Nichole Howell’s case thrown out of court because the prosecution got the dat= es wrong for all those times the Dayton High School teacher fulfilled that 16-year-old high school football player’s fantasies? That really soun= ds like a distinction without a difference to us. But what inquiring minds rea= lly want to know is, why was that lucky lad saving his used rubbers? &nbs= p;

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  =           Ken CamBoo wants to= know if he can excuse himself from covering the big Addia Wuchner Lawmaker Shoot Out to be held in Owen County today.

Ken said for one thing, it’s going to be cold and he doesnR= 17;t know if he could bear watching all those Republican lawmakers from Northern Kentucky wearing flannel shirts from Wal-M= art and walking in all that mud in their flip flops.=

Ken says, maybe on second thought, he may load up his truck with a generator, turbo heater, and some lawn chairs, because if these guys will p= ay $250 to fire a shotgun at anything, knowing damn good and well they can't h= it it, what do you think they will pay to dry up the mud between their toes and warm their feet?

  =           The CamBoozler want= ed to know if The Whistleblower had been invited by Boondoggle County Judge Executive = No Moore in 2010 to testify at a public Hearing to decide if golf carts should= be allowed on public rights-of-ways in two subdivisions in Boondoggle County. =

  =           Ken said it seems that the Judge's concern is attracting unwanted golf cart operators from a well know golf club in Ft. Mitchell, and then being forced to advertise on cable TV to try to get respectable members, after your club has been forced by Federal law to acce= pt members from down in the mountains. Ken says maybe the Judge just made a big mistake promoting golf carts.

  =           Miss Vicki says not only will “Cougars” be cheerfully admitted to her Annual Halloween Party, but there will also be a few mighty fine MILFs.

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   = ;         And from now until Halloween, The Blower will also be publishing picture= s of outrageous Halloween costumes and yard displays sent in by our equally outrageous subscribers.

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Stories We’re Working On

&nb= sp; 3Q Foreclosures up 23% from 2008

= ; Dow 10K? Wake us when it’s 14K!

= ; Poll: Hillary now more popular than Ob= ama

= ; Hamilton County Poll Workers needed

= ; Madonna says “Jack who?”

= ; How to boink your English teacher in Kentucky

= ; Cougar alert in Fort Mitchell

Whistleblower Web Poll

        = ;    This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said you hear so many jokes about Obama’s Undeserved Peace Sur-Prize:
(A) Only one week after Obama’s                 O-= lympic Humiliation: 2%

(B) So many really deserving                        pe= ople got passed over: 1%

(C) Nominated only two weeks into            his presidency: 1%

(D) He won it for just not being                     Ge= orge Bush: 96%

= ;

= ;           Note: Everything we= write doesn't have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it's just so much more fun that way!

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Our Philanderer, is Now a Meanderer <= /p>
   = ;         This week, everybody who believes our Four-Flushing Philanderer’s eviction was long overdue, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

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        = ;    The winner is Unsecured Creditor Number 2783, who says he showed up at Roger and Janet Ach’s yard sale but all the good stuff was gone, since the Avaricious Achs’ offspring had already cleaned out the mansion. =

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   = ;         Unsecured wins a ride in Roger’s navy Audi convertible (license ACH C= AR II), dinner at the Maisonette without paying (j= ust like Roger used to get), custom-made suits to cover his fat ass without pay= ing (just like Roger used to get ), and seats at a VIP Table at an upcoming charity b= all without paying (just like Roger used to get). His winning entry is: &n= bsp;

  =           The best part of Roger= Ach's eviction

  =           Let us make this predi= ction

   = ;         It's really a given

   = ;         Who cares where he'll be livin'?

   = ;         His neighbors are finally rid of their affliction.

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   = ;         And from the Ander= son Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked):

  =          The best part of Roger Ach= 's eviction

   = ;         Is that it exposes his “millionaire” fiction<= /b>

   = ;         He loved events for charity

   = ;         But paying for them was a rarity

   = ;         Even Alex T. can’t help, that's my prediction.

=            The first line of next week's limerick is:

          “<= strong>If the GOP had compromising photos of the Mayor”

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OUTRAGEOUS HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AND DISPLAYS HOT LINE

E-mail your scurri= lous sightings today.

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