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—Spec=
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“Weekend Hypefest” E-dition —
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Monday,
February 8, 2010
The Chicken Wing Cris=
is
We’re not sure which story there=
was
more media hype about yesterday, “Snowmageddon,” or Ka-Ha-Rat Su-Per XLIV. Were there enough chicken win=
gs
available on Super Bowl Sunday? One billion wings would be eaten in all. Th=
at's
a lot of chickens that died for your sins. With all that snow, everybody was
rushing out to buy as many wings as they could so they could avoid a shorta=
ge.
According to Rasmussen Reports, 62% planned to watch the Super Bowl=
on
TV, but only 45% agreed with CBS’ decision to run Tim Tebow’s Controver=
sial Pro-Life
Super Bowl Ad
On Late Night TV, Jimmy Kimmel s=
aid
Obama wouldn’t be at the Super Bowl, but in the spirit of cooperation, he i=
nvited
a number of Republicans to attend his Super Bowl party. That should be
interesting; they’ll need a two-thirds vote before they can pass the Dorito=
s.
And what if Congress ran the Sup=
er
Bowl? [Read Wallace Blaine’s take on that]<=
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And talk about your “Snowmageddo=
n,”
check out this freaked out weatherman. [He makes some of our local weathergu=
essers
look almost sane.] <=
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Conservative Commentator William=
F.
Winiewski poses a question based on an attack against his beloved Ronald Re=
agan
by Dave the Disgruntled DemocRAT in Sunday's Blower.
Disgruntled Dave criticized the
Republican Gipper for working with then-Speaker of the House Democrat Tip
O'Neill. Would dear Dave prefer a pragmatic leader who can work with member=
s of
the opposing party to revive the nation's ailing economy and defeat our for=
eign
enemies, or a Third World-style President who can't get his centerpiece
legislation passed through Congress despite having huge majorities of membe=
rs
from his party in both houses AND thinks the most important thing to do to =
our
foreign enemies is read them their Miranda warnings after capture?
Ronald Reagan often talked over
Congressional opposition directly to the American people, who in turn deman=
ded
that Congress work with Mr. Reagan. When Barrack Hussein Obama spoke direct=
ly
to the people about his health care proposal . . . dozens of times . . . the
people flooded Congressional town hall meetings demanding that Congress work
against the President. So . . . who is the Great Communicator?
=
Our Varm=
int =
from Virginia says just as we have the "Adopt A Highway program to
keep our roads clean, we should now take up the "Harass A
Congressman" program to keep Congress clean, if that can ever happen. =
With this program you want to pu=
t a
little fear, not love, in their lives by sending them e-mails or letters
reminding them of their upcoming re-elections.
If your Congressman happens to b=
e a
DemocRAT, you also want to remind him that the only reason they got elected=
in
'08 was because of all the dead people the Messiah resurrected for his
election.
And if you really want to irrita=
te
them, save your e-mail as a draft and keep sending it throughout the day to
flood their inboxes over capacity. At the end of your letter you might thro=
w in
the fact that Obama's approval rating is currently -17 points and that their
rating is even worse. It may not clean the House but all we really want to =
do
is keep spreading the fear.
One Congressman to harass might =
be
Dumpy DemocRAT Ohio First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus, who had ano=
ther
sip of that Obama Koolaid when he proudly proclaimed he’d vote to overturn =
that
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy requiring required gays and lesbians in the
military to hide their sexual perversions or face expulsion. Over at WLW Ha=
re
Radio, Trash Talker Bill Cunningham says, “All gays and lesbians should be
forced to serve in the military and sent to Iraq and Afghanistan.”
And while you’re harassing Dumpy=
, you
might ask him about that so-called stimulus project in Northside with all t=
hose
jobs he and Vice President touted. That bullshit project is yet to get off =
the
ground.
=
Hurley the Historian says on thi=
s date
in 1587, Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded. And some people got all bent out=
of
shape that time when The Whistleblower showed the picture of “TaxKil=
ler
Tom” cutting That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend
Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s head off that c=
ake. Now that’s what we call harassm=
ent.
And how about that longtime Preb=
le
County resident and area businessman wasting everybody’s time by announcing=
his
campaign bid for the Republican seat in the 8th Congressional District in t=
his
spring's primary?
Manfred R. Schreyer of Eaton (wh=
erever
the hell that is) says he’ll would vie for the seat in the May 4 primary
against GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner in only 85 more days. Rememb=
er, you
read Manfred’s name here for the first time, and probably the last.
In a rousing speech that slammed=
the
Obama administration for its policies on deficit spending, Sarah Palin told=
the
National Tea Party Convention in Nashville “Obama's Agenda will be
short-lived.” She also said, “We need a Commander-in-Chief, not a
professor of law standing at the lecturn.”<=
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In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief
Gerry Manders says there’s no word yet when Sassy Sarah will be in Ohio to
campaign for Millionaire
GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman. “Which is
odd,” explains Manders, “because wasn’t it Portman who introduced Sarah Pal=
in
as John McCain’s running mate in front of his run-down restaurant in Lebano=
n?”
And in Anderson, Tim Kappers says
“Good things are brewing at the Anderson Tea Party.”
One of our Persons of Consequence
passed on this Note from Nick, who’d just returned from Haiti:
Monday,
January 25, 2010, 5:47 AM
I
just returned from Haiti with Hebler. We flew in at 3 AM Sunday (24 January
2010) to the scene of such incredible destruction on one side, and enormous
ineptitude and criminal neglect on the other.
Port-au-Prince
is in ruins. The rest of the country is fairly intact. Our team was a rescue
team. We carried special equipment that locates people buried under the rub=
ble.
There
are easily 200,000 dead; the city smells like a charnel (bone yard or burial
ground) house. The bloody UN was there for five years doing apparently noth=
ing
but wasting US Taxpayers' money. The ones I ran into were either incompeten=
t or
outright anti-American. Most are French or French speakers, worthless every
damn one of them. While 1,800 rescuers were ready willing and able to leave=
the
airport and go do our jobs, the UN and USAID (another organization full of
little Obamaites and communists that openly speak against America) was pres=
ent.
These
two organizations showed their parochialism by USAID, when in control of all
inbound flights, had food and water flights stacked up all the way to Miami,
yet allowed Geraldo Rivera, Anderson Cooper, and a host of other left wing =
news
puppies to land.
Pulled
all the security off the rescue teams so that Bill Clinton and his wife cou=
ld
have the grand tour, whilst we sat unable to get to people trapped in the
rubble
No
shower facilities to decontaminate after digging or moving corpses all day,
except for the FEMA teams who brought their own shower and decontamination =
equipment,
as well as air conditioned tents.
No
latrine facilities, less digging a hole. If you set up a shitter everyone w=
as
trying to use it.
I
watched a 25 year old Obamaite with the USAID shrieking hysterically, berat=
e a
full-bird Air Force colonel, because he countermanded her orders, while try=
ing
to unscrew the air pattern. "You don't know what your President wants!=
The
military isn't in charge here; we are!"
If any of you are thinking of giving
money to the Haitian relief, or to the UN, don't waste your money. It will =
only
go to further the goals of the French and the Liberal left.
If
we are a fair and even society, why is it that only white couples are adopt=
ing
Haitian orphans? Where the hell is that vocal minority that is always screa=
ming
about the injustice of American society?
Bad
place, bad situation, but a perfect look at the New World Order in action. =
New
Orleans magnified ten thousand times. Haiti doesn't need democracy, what Ha=
iti
needs is Papa Doc.
That's
not just my opinion. That is what virtually every Haitian we talked with sa=
id.
The French run, the UN treat us the same as when we were a Colony - at least
Papa Doc ran the country.
Oh,
and as a last slap in the face, the last four of us had to take US Airways =
home
from Phoenix. They slapped me with a $590 baggage charge for the four of us.
The girl at the counter was almost in tears because she couldn't give us a
discount or she would lose her job.
Pass
that on to the flying public. ~ Nick
=
The Winter Olympics are
scheduled to begin in Vancouver on Friday, and hereabouts we’ve been rooting
for our favorite ice dancers. So far, we’ve seen:
Dumpy DemocRAT
Congressman Steve Drinkhaus and his partner Nancy Pelosi.
Hamilton County =
RINO
Party Boss Alex T. Mall Cop GOP and his Facebook Floozie.
Chris Monzel and
Ghizzy Lizzy with The Monz as the male, and then one after The Monz wus=
sed
out and let Ghizzy toss him all over the ice as this new video
clearly shows.
Former state rep-tile roommates turned bitch slappers
Shannon Faulkner Jones and Michelle Glass Slipper. Let’s hope Shann=
on’s
thumb doesn’t give out trying to hoist Michelle’s fat ass over her head.
Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP=
ice
dancing with his “Old Blue Face” alter ego. [See which one i=
s the
girl]
“TaxKiller Tom”
Brinkman and his sexy skating partner.
And how about today’s entry? Ghizzy Lizzy and David A.
Pepper. And w=
ho
says all male ice dancers are gay?
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Finally, at yesterday’s Super Bo=
wl
Party for Members of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking
Charles Foster Kane about the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, and our Beloved
Whistleblower Publisher couldn’t stop laughing, as he remembered his predic=
tion
years ago that local Flim-flammer
Nick Vehr would be scammed all that money from local leaders for his phony
baloney 2012 Winter Olympics bid.
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That’s probably why our Quote for
Today Committee chose Thomas Tusser’s (and Nick Vehr’s) “A fool and his mon=
ey
are soon parted.”
Bluegrass Baboons
The
latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth's
Attorney E Rob Sanders environmentally friendly e-newsletter is on your cyb=
er
news stands now!
This week's This Week In Kenton Circuit=
Court
has the usual scumbags, bums, low lifes, and Obama supporters, including
convicted drug dealer Darlene St. Clair who looks like she may actually be
related to Michelle Obama, but there's also a few felonious females you mig=
ht
find attractive if it weren't for the fact they're appearing in the Robster=
's
e-rag. See for instance Shayla Smith, Cristal Roberts, and Miranda
Wallace.
What's with the wo=
men
these days! Maybe Covington's strip clubs are even being hit hard by =
the
recession and laying off employees?! Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo
promises to conduct a thorough investigation (if you know what we mean) and
report back!
Over-taxed
Payers of Kentucky should pay particular attention to the following issues
during the legislative session that runs until April.
1.
Watch to see what cuts are made =
in the
budget especially in Education. For the Over-taxed Payers from Northern
Kentucky, attend the Northern Kentucky Caucus gathering to be held on Satur=
day
February 20 at Boondoggle County High School and watch as the Obama Communi=
ty
Organizers gather in their Communist Red Colors.
Also ask your chil=
dren
and grandchildren if their teachers were present each school day between the
weeks of February 8 through February 19, because sometime in the next two w=
eeks
these teachers will be absent from school and will be in Frankfort to ask
legislators to raise your taxes, not to improve your children's education, =
but
to increase their benefits while a lot of you are unemployed.
Remember the legis=
lators
in your area who do not vote for these cuts and inform your friends to vote
against them when they seek to return to office.
2.
Watch for taxes to be raised or =
tax
rates to be changed (Same As Being Raised) to help pay off bonds that are
coming due for all those nice courthouses and University Buildings that have
been constructed during the past few years because now interest rates on th=
ose
bonds are being raised by the foreign countries we borrowed the money from.=
3.
Throw out every county judge-def=
ective
who does not cut spending and reduce staff by 20%, just like the rest of us
have had to do.
4.
Watch the City and County meetin=
gs on
cable TV and vote out every incumbent who is in office and comes asking to =
be
placed back into the same job.
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> Finally,
Liberal Bloggers just can’t stop whining about the Tea Party Movement, spin=
ning
every little comment into something “racist” (because as we all know, whene=
ver
you say something Liberals don’t like, they always call you a racist).
Take the observati=
ons of
Republican Tom Tancredo, the opening speaker at the Tea Party Convention in
Nashville, for example.
Tancredo told atte=
ndees
that Obama was elected because "we do not have a civics, literacy test
before people can vote in this country." Liberals claim such a remark =
is
an allusion to how Southern states used literacy tests as part of an effort=
to
deny suffrage to African American voters before the civil rights era.
“What a total load=
of
crap that is,” explained the CamBoozler. “Stupid people should not be allow=
ed
to vote no matter what color they are.”
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chicken-wing whacking items in today's Blower were sent in by our equally
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