— = Special “Polit= ically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-= dition —

= Saturday, August 15, 2009

Amnesty For Deadbeat Dads So They Can Be With Their Children

            <= /span> Will Belov= ed Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the B= lack Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet!= As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa.

         <= b>Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into the Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who’ll show Kane how easy it is to p= ick up fat black floozies. The J-J-J-Judge says, “I like my women like I = like my coffee,” and you can’t imagine my fantasies when I get to sentence some of those floozies to jail.

        At Last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who'd been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last = 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunio= n in Cincinnati, he hitchhiked for three days f= rom his one-room shack in Tuscaloo= sa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, "Am I a member of your family?" Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when Nate "Rhymes with Hate" Livingston stopped by. "Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?" Charles asked.

            "No, you honky bastard!" said the Natester. "Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!"

        Maybe that’= ;s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this passage from the very popular 2002 movie “Barbershop”: “There are three things that Black pe= ople need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should've gotten his = ass beat for being drunk in a Honda in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! A= nd number three: Rosa Parks didn't do nuthin' but sit her Black ass down!̶= 1; Later in the movie, the same lovable character said, “Fuck Jesse Jackson.”

            <= /span>Obama headed to = Montana on Frida= y for another one of those so-called Town Halls where carefully cho= sen sheeple could voice their utter infatuation with his proposed policies. Would Tea Partiers from Bozeman be allowed to attend, or would some of those people getting paid $500-per-week to defend Obamacare be bussed in? If some Obama’s real critics got a chance to speak, it would be a Helena event. Or = you could say it might even be a B= utte.

            <= /span>Maybe the nation= needs to listen to what = Ronald Reagan had to say about Socialized Medicine, way back in 1961. &nb= sp;

            <= /span>Critics of Obama= ’s Surgeon General choice say Dr. Regina Benjamin is too damn fat. Why shouldn’t she be? She’s a paid consultant for Burger King. What a Whopper of a choice she was. =

            <= /span>In Columbus, Buc= keye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody was amazed when they saw Fishwrap= per Jon Craig’s story about Thursday’s Ohio Elections Commission hearing where lawyers for That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire = RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt tried to claim she really didn’t t= ake $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks.

The headline for Craig’s on-line story re= ad: “Officials: Krikorian made 'false statements' ” =

And Craig’s lead paragraph read: COLUM= BUS - U.S. Rep. Jean Schmidt's Armenian-American opponent made false statements during the 2008 campaign about contributions she received from Turkish political action committees, a unanimous three-member panel of the Ohio Elections Commission ruled today.

Come on, John—= ;is that really what happened? We don’t think so. <= /b>

Compare that with the coverage in the on-line Armenian Weekly, where the headline and sub-head read: Schmidt Drops Four False Statement Claims Against Krikorian, Republican Congresswom= an Essentially Admits Denial of Armenian Genocide

And the lead paragraph read: CINCINNATI, Ohio&#= 8212; Attorneys for Jean Schmidt petitioned the court today to add a new claim af= ter dropping four of her initial false statement charges against her Democratic opponent, David Krikorian.

No wonder The Blower always says those Feckless Fishwrappers are either too lazy, too stupid, or= too dishonest ever to bring you the truth.

            <= /span>The next thing y= ou know the Fishwrap will accuse their Bitch-in-a-Ditch’s opponent of circula= ting Mean Jean’s “Joker” Poster, in the same way Dumpy DemocRAT First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus is blaming all those Chabotheads= .

            <= /span> “Whe= n’s my turn,” demanded our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor. = 220;I want my own ‘Joker’ poster for people who got screwed over by my hand-picked panel on the Board of Revulsion to pass around.

            <= /span>Meanwhile at the= Plum Street Playpen, our City Hall Snitch can’t believe the excuses the Ga= ng of Ten Ruining America’s Worst Run City have come up for not taking a= pay cut. And over at CityBleat, the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great Wh= ite Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in onl= y 80 More Days finally got his name in the paper, when The Kevinator wrote “Police Layoffs Aren't the End of the World,” he also said = last week’= s special council meeting provided a forum to criticize the DemocRAT incumbent. Is that great coverage or what!

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   = ;         Republicans for Higher Taxes has finally weighed in regarding the Senate Republican smackdown of Michelle Glass Slipper. The authors claim this decision has made them physically ill this entire week, meaning = that their physical state now matches their mental one.

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            <= /span>The Warren County Republican Party Chairman has never been known as a truthful person. = Many remember his fishy stories when he was stepping out with a young blonde and then blamed it all on his wife who was tgoing through chemotherapy. He even told his church it was her fault, and she had left him.

            <= /span>Thursday morning= , he told a meeting of the Warren County Republican elected officials that they M= UST endorse Shannon "Faulkner" Jon= es. They asked why. He said he and Alex T., Mall Cop GOP and "Jaywalking Joe" Deters had agreed to endorse the State Senate pi= ck to prohibit a primary election where the citizens would get a chance to vot= e, and they had all promised State Senate President Bill Harris that there wou= ld be NO primary.

When confronted with this statement; both Alex = T. and "Jaywalking Joe" Deters deny that any conversation ever took plac= e.

Later in the day, Tom Grossman was spotted at R= iver Downs having lunch with State Senate President Bill Harris and the chief fund-raiser for the campaign Committee cutting a deal.=

            <= /span>Things are more = in disarray than ever at Ham= ilton County RINO Headquarters. Many are accustomed to dealing with the incompetence and stupidity that emanates from that building at the corner of Seventh and Walnut. But for some reason, these days it’s worse than ever be= fore.

Our RINO HQ Snitch says, “It’s all Maggie's fault.” No, she has not just received a new shoe catalog, and no, the new fall lingerie collection at Victoria's Secrets was not just released. It’s worse. Maggie’s getti= ng hitched this weekend and she will finally be an honest women beginning next Monday when the marriage license is filed. Perhaps in two weeks, the office= can return to its usual level incompetence.

= ;           Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1945 = Japan surrendered to end WWII in the Pacif= ic and our Victory over Jap= an was celebrated as “VJ Day.” Let’s see how many of our Kne= epad Liberals in the Press remember.

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   = ;         Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that former Person of Consequence whose subscription was cancelled after he clai= med he no longer thought The Blower was entertaining, because we were just crude promoters of what’s wrong today offering nothing constructive. Obviou= sly, the guy was reading The Blower on his Blackberry and wasn’t seeing all the pictures,” Kane explained.

Bluegrass Bloviators<= /i>

            <= /span>Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ke= n CamBoo wonders if Secretary of State Trey Grayson jumps in the ring = for “Beanball Jim” Bunning’s seat, will the DemocRATS ask him= to step down so they can bring in ACORN to take the census and count the votes= to ensure a “fair” election. Mr. Secretary, if this happens, you c= ould be responsible for Kentucky experiencing= the embarrassment of having a DemocRAT Senator in Washington with a 15-year-old wife.

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   = ;         Ken Cam Boo says if they would encourage Goof Doofus to have a joint town hall meeting with Ben Chandler, the people of Northern Kentucky could get on You= Tube and also be seen on TV by the 300 people who tune in to PMSNBC every night.=

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=             The Whistleblower mentioned Harry Truman Wednesday. When we measure "The Buck Stops Here" against our last four Presidents, perhaps it's time to start thinking of putting Ol' Ha= rry on Mount Rushmore. Of course, you = can't do that without including Kentucky's favorite son, Alben W. Barkley, who once said, “The Vice Presidency is not worth a bucket of warm spit.” <= /p>

   = ;         Obama Supporters say after 70 years of having our dumbed-down teachers dumb-down = our students, he thought surely our country was ready to submit to a taker over= .

=

   = ;         Bill Clinton wrote The Blower to ask why the people of Kentucky do not get as excited when one of their basketball coaches has sex with a women in a restaurant as they did when Monica was giving him nigthly BJs in the White House. Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says maybe it’= ;s because we’re talking about a coach with a winning record here.<= /o:p>

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   = ;         In a related story, Bill Clinton would like to invite coach Pitino to New York to find= out how to have sex with women in a restaurant.

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   = ;         In Fort Mitchell, many residents are growing angry at Taxing Tom "Shaky Pen" Holocher for his proposed maximum allowable property tax hike set= for a hearing and vote next Monday and Tuesday. Some residents have sugge= sted wearing Indian hats to the Clown-cil meetings in commemoration of a Tea Party.

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      Even though Beechwood Schools cut taxes, recognizing the impact of the curr= ent economy, Taxing Tom has no similar intentions and lamented that he wished he could raise taxes even more.

      Even worse is that the City of Fort Mitchell is running a $2,500,000 surplus. Ta= xing Tom hasn't given any justification for hoarding that kind of money, but rum= ors are flying in Fort Mitchell that he plans to spend it on a "Taxing Tom Memorial and Plaque" in connection with the City's Centennial Party.&n= bsp;

      Given Taxing Tom's refusal to condemn the Kentucky League of Cities on its spending public money at strip clubs, one Fort Mitchell resident wondered h= ow many lap dances Taxing Tom could buy with all that money, and whether he'd = join those strippers and shake on the pole.

      Nathan "Cornbread" Smith and Michael "Liquid" Plummer lamented that they could buy a lot of rounds at the country club with that = kind of dough.

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