— Special R= 20;Ale to the Chief” E-dition —

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= Saturday, August 1, 2009

Beer Summit Letdown

= ; So how hard were our Obama Supporters in the Press tr= ying to bury the story about Obama’s so-called “teachable moment” on race relations in America t= hat was supposed to happen Thursday at the White House Beer Garden? The Fishwrap dug a hole for it on Page “A-4.”=

<= /span>In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says at the Washington Post, Dana Milbank reported “It Wasn't One for the Guinness Book,” and= the guy at Mouthpiece Theatre lampooned the “Sudsy Summit.”

<= /span>Maybe that’= ;s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Archie Bunker’s “You can ne= ver buy beer, you just rent it.”

<= /span>Speaking after t= he meeting, Cambridge,= Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley said = he and the Belligerent Black Guy he arrested agreed to disagree (blah, blah, blah)= and the conversation centered on moving forward (yada, yada, yada), but nobody apologized.

<= /span>Lucianne.com sai= d Obama produced his first truly mockable moment. It’s too bad the cop couldn= 't say "no" and own them all.

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= ; And over at Scrappleface, Scott Ott says a Man Carjacked His Own Family Hoping for Obama I= nvite.

= ; Hurley the Historian says on this day in 1972, future President George Walker Bush, son of former president George Herbert Walker Bush, was suspended from flyi= ng with the Texas Air National Guard for missing an annual medical examination. Let’s s= ee how big a play our Bush-bashing Kneepad Liberals in the Press give that sto= ry today.

= ; Shifting gears, Obama’s “Cash for Clunkers” was rumored to have run out of cash, when the Drive-by Media had premature ejaculation over Obama’s “Scrap Yard and Used Auto Parts Income Augmentation Act= of 2009.” No wonder our Recovering Automobile Dealer Who’s Just Trying to Stay = in Business says “If they can't administer a little program like this, j= ust think how they’ll be handling your Health Insurance.”

   = ;         No wonder Senior Citizens are Scared, especially those who’ve read the provision on Page 425 of the Obama’s Health Care Bill that said the Federal Government will require EVERYONE who’s on Social Security to undergo counseling sessions to learn how to help cut Medicare spending by ending their lives earlier.

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        = ;    No wonder they all want their Congresswoman’s private cell phone number = to demand that whatever health insurance bill is passed, it MUST apply to Congress and all other federal employees without exception.

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   = ;         Speaking of protesters, how many sign-waving Pro-Lifers will be outside the First Unitarian Church in Avondale Monday Night when a radical pro-abortion group like NOW sponsors Dumpy DemocRAT Steve Drinkhaus, promoting Obama’s $= 1.6 Trillion Health Care Debacle that includes baby killing?<= /b>

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   = ;         Over at the Huffington Post, Arthur Delaney says he tried to crash a breakfast fund-raiser for Drinkhaus sponsored by a major health care lobbying firm and went away hungry. Memo to Steve Chabothead: If that little item doesn’t give you something to say, we don’t know what will. &nb= sp;

   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande= rs says according to the Dayton Daily News, Gayvenor Strickland reported raising $2.5 million over the last= six months for re-election campaign, and his campaign account now has $4 millio= n in cash. It’s good to see that part of Ohio’s economy is still OK.

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   = ;         Meanwhile, That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire = RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt was really grandstanding when she bought= all those radio ads in Pike County to promote her rally yesterday for all those USEC Inc. employees and contractors descending on Washington, D.C. after th= eir all-night bus ride to show their support for the American Centrifuge project after that company’s $2 billion loan guarantee was rejected Tuesday. =

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   = ;         Blower readers remember when our TLPMOT&SMMRB-in-a-D held a press conference f= or those soon-to-be-laid-off workers at the Ford Transmission Plant in Batavia, and then went out and bought a Chevy Tahoe for her next press conference. <= o:p>

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   = ;         Citizens from across the state of Ohio will conve= rge at the State Capitol for an Ohio= Liber-TEA Party this afternoon. Leaders of respected liberty and freedom organizations who are concerned about the direction of America will be speaking about putting principles over politics, but without ant-tax candidates to promote, The Blower doubts if this event will actually make a difference.

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   = ;         When "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman found out Shannon= "Faulkner" Jones stole his contributors list off the Ohio Secreta= ry of State's web site, he called his former colleague and made an arrangement. Anyone who received an invitation because they were a Brinkman contributor is now permitted to attend on a complimentary basis. F= or does of you who are graduates of the "Failed Cincinnati Government Schools" that means FREE. So please attend and pig out to your heart&#= 8217;s content. Just remember that Shannon Faulkner Jones will stoop to any level = to get your money and vote while "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman will stand= up for your rights to free food.

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Hey, if "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman, Michelle "Glass-Slipper" Schneider, and Shannon "Faulkner&qu= ot; Jones are in the Republican primary for dearly departed Bob Schuler’s State Senate seat, guess who’ll weigh less by about 50 pounds?

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   = ;         The Whistleblower learned today that Clear Channel Communications may be going through third-round of cuts -- seems the Detroit stations are already feeling the pinch, according to Whistleblower snitches. Word is CC is somew= here near $300 billion in debut, so how can they afford to pay all those salarie= s to the Frederick boys?

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Not everyone thinks 700 WLW is #1. Scott Springer, who was let go by Clear Chan= nel, is suing them for firing him a few months ago.

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   = ;         Now here’s an update from the Whistleblower Consumer Affairs Department. Looking for a way to give a major boost to your family budget in these tough economic times? It’s easy! Just go spend $450 at Target using your Fi= fth Third debit card, and they’ll send you a whopping $10 gift certificat= e! OMG! (Memo to the cheap bastards at Fifth Third Bank: who thought this one = up – Obama? Don’t call us, we’ll call you.)

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            <= /span>Meanwhile back in America’s Worst Run City, you knew it was too good to last when you actually saw a story in Thursday’s in Fishwrap about the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White Hope to defeat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in only 94 more days.= In Friday’s Fishwrap, there was zilch. Maybe everybody’s waiting u= ntil tomorrow. That’s when Steve Fritsch at the Cincinnatus Standard promi= sed his exclusive interview wit= h the candidate.

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   = ;         And in Westwood, everybody at the Civic Association is taking about seceding fr= om the City, while in Norwood our Branch Norwoodian wonders if should do the same thing. We hate to burst Branch’s bubble. They already have.

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   = ;         Cringing in Cincy says on TV 12’s Thursday’s Noontime News Anna Townsend said the City of Cincinnati was facing a deficit of $2 million dollars. Meanwhile, the graphic was sayi= ng $28 million. Maybe the City should hire her?

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   = ;         Commenting on the planned closures at the Cincinnati = Fire Department, Long Hose Johnson says the Cincinnati Fire Department has a total of 26 Engine companies whose primary responsibi= lity is to put water on fires and put them out. They use a pumper that car= ries a limited water supply and fire hoses, but no ladders.

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There are only 12 Ladder companies in the City and they are responsible for gaini= ng access to a building, rescuing victims and ventilating the structure to enh= ance the fire suppression efforts but they do not have any water pumping capabil= ity nor fire hoses.

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Browning out (temporary closing) four (4) Ladder companies reduces this more limited resource by one third (1/3), thereby almost doubling the amount of time for= a Ladder company to respond in a number of neighborhoods thus putting both ci= tizens and firefighters at greater risk.

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Browning our Ladder 18, a perimeter ladder company means the far eastern neighborhoo= ds of Mt. Washington, California, and the East End will have to wait until the Oakley or Walnut Hills ladder companies arrive. At almost double the travel time.

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Ladders 19, 29, and 21 are the first Ladder companies to respond to and are located surrounding the Universit= y of Cincinnati (the largest employer in the City) and all the hospitals in the area known as Pi= ll Hill. The next closest are Ladder 3 from downtown at 9th and Broadway, Ladder 17 from lower Price Hill on West 8th Street, Ladder 32 from Avondale, and Ladde= r 20 from Northside. All of which will take almost twice as long to arrive,

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This is a brilliant decision to potentially reduce by one third (33%) your most limited resource (Ladder companies) instead of four (4) Engine companies th= at represent only a 15% reduction of your most available resource.<= /span>

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   = ;         Cincinnati Police = say 45-year-old Anthony Chambers of Bond Hill was arrested Thursday for trying = to shoplift two packs of beef ribs by stuffing them down his pants, but during= the crime he pissed in his pants, making the ribs unsellable. And you still won= der why Kroger wants to close its store on McMillan?

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   = ;         And was that Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley driving his black Maseratti (license plate “SOFIA”)on I 71 just before 8 am?

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   = ;         In perhaps a related item, who was Disgraced DemocRAT Clown-cil Candidate Laure’ “Not So” Cleanlivin’ rendezvousing with at Rookwood on Friday morning at 9 am, when she was spotted pulling in by herself in her black SUV?=

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          “No So” probably wasn’t on her way to me= et Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney either. We hear our Agalmatophiliac Att= orney was on the way to South Dakota, where the Supreme Court advises that sex with a mannequin is not unlawful, as long as it takes place behind closed doors.

   = ;         Now from the Great White North, it would appear that= all is not well at McMason’s Emerald City.

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A recent issue of Newsweek listed the 1,500 best high schools in the nation b= ut, ONCE AGAIN, McMason missed the cut. In fact, it does not seem that McMason = has been included in ANY of these elite lists in recent memory. McMason residen= ts, particularly those who support those humongous levies, are finally wondering what’s going on. How is it that McMason administration can alwa= ys get the school a very high statewide ranking, but fail nationally, while ot= her area schools consistently appear on national best listings. Is there something going on in Co= lumbus that residents need to know about? And then there’s that nasty rumor that taxpayer dollars may be used to hire a levy-promoter, the legali= ty of which may be a subject for a future day. However, does this mean another levy coming in November?

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In other news, McMason city clown-cil continues to bestow tax abatements on any business willing to locate in McMason. In lieu of property taxes, such businesses give a yearly “gift” to the school district, suppose= dly making the school district “whole.” The trouble with this= is at least two-fold. The abatement (read “gift”) never chan= ges over the life of the abatement, even though the tax rate may increase. Also, the “gift” does not have to be spent like real tax-genera= ted dollars, and may be spent “in ways that the taxpaying public would not approve”. And something new has been added to the abatement mix: free memberships to the community center! Imagine that! While t= he taxpayers (more than ¾ of whom consider the membership too expensive) foot the bill for this money-losing monster, a recent abatement included 100 “regular” memberships for 30 anticipated employees (duration unknown), plus 4 “VIP” memberships, each with a 40-year lifetim= e; what a deal! All of this while the community center maintains members= hip cost high enough to keep the McMason “riff-raff” out. What’s next – free lunchtime passes for employees of McMason bu= sinesses?

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One of these days (and it may be sooner rather than later), the dumbed-down over-taxed payers of McMason will wake up.

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Bluegrass Barnyards

  &= nbsp;         Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ke= n CamBoo wanted to know if we’d read in Friday’s Fishwrap that a man had been caught having sex with a horse for the second time. Ken said our Racist President will now have to call another black man to the Rose Garden for a = beer to ask him if he is aware of the embarrassment he and Professor Gates have caused him in the past week. Our Racist President wants to know if that whi= te woman who owned the horse forced this poor man to perform this act. Rodell “Yes, That’s His Name” said a friend once told him he was hung like a horse so he went out and bought a stool with his stimulus check= .

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            <= /span>Meanwhile, enquiring minds wanted to know is if the horse asked Rodell, "Is it in yet?"

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   = ;         Trey Grayson and Boondoggle County Judge No Moore in 2010 said they sure hope The Blower doesn’t report that the Department of Transportation has spent enough money on their favorite project Walking and Bike Trail’s to ha= ve been able to replace the Brent Spence Bridge.

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   = ;         Ken CamBoo says the reason Obama invited Joe Biden to the Beer Fest so they didn’t give the appearance of two black guys ganging up on a white po= lice officer.

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   = ;         The CamBoozler also says he couldn’t believe it when earlier this year he read that there was actually a website that was taking bets on when Obama m= ay meet his end. Ken said those Blue States will bet on anything to fill the coffers. Ken said his neighbor Frankie said those seniors with little plast= ic cups are really hitting the site hard lately.

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   = ;         Bill Gates must no longer believe in Obama’s recovery plan, because heR= 17;s received three updates for his computer, but it’s still asking him if= he means “Osama” when he types in Obama’s name. Ken says he = is not sure, but he believes Bill is now in that 65 to 80 age group.

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   = ;         Trey Grayson and Boondoggle County Judge No Moore in 2010 have been visiting all= the senior facilities they’ve constructed over the years to make it easie= r to inform the geezers that even though they will probably support Obama again = in 2012, they will not allow Obama to conduct those Learn-to-Deal-with Death Classes at the centers.

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   = ;         Fort Mitchell Mayor Taxing Tom "Shaky Pen" Holocher's advocacy for hig= her taxes and more wasteful spending and his love of the Kentucky League of Cit= ies and its spending of public money and at strip clubs and other wasteful spen= ding has earned him a nomination as Kentucky Club for Growth's Comrade of the Month. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken = Camboo says that folks can vote for Taxing Tom here:

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