— Special R= 20;Positive Outlook” E-dition —

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= Saturday, March 14, 2009

Mad Money and a Mook

= ; The frequently-flogged polit= ical pundit William F. Wisniewski is very concerned about the future of the good= old USofA. The Wizzer tells us that he now believes that many, if not most, Americans can no longer separate celebrity from statesman, sizzle from subs= tance or charisma from courage. Iran is now able to launch multi-stage ballistic missiles that can deliver nucle= ar warheads. Our struggling economy is being run by a guy who screwed up on Tu= rbo Tax. We send our Secretary of State to Russia bearing a gift that sa= ys “Screw You” on it. Our President and Attorney General are closi= ng down GITMO and have no idea where to send all the terrorists who are curren= tly housed there. And yet, the biggest news of the day is a trumped up spat between failed Wall Streeter J= im Cramer and unfunny comedian Jon Stewart. Oh well, what can you expect f= rom a citizenry that chose a clueless chunk of chimera to be Commander-in Chief= ?

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= ; PMSNBC’s “We Love Obama and You Should Too” propaganda campaign shameles= sly continues full speed ahead. The lib lap-dancer Eli Saslow posted a story ab= out that lovable geek Norm Eisen, President Barack Hussein Obama’s “= ;Dr. No.” Eisen is BHO’s college pal who serves as “Ethics Guru.” The Guru is described as “a second generation American w= ith an old-fashioned sense of obligation.” One Obama acolyte gushes that = Eisen is like a character from “The West Wing.” That speaks to a major problem with BHO’s whole administration. You see, this isn’t a friggin’ TV show. And, the folks at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue need to be= less focused on being celebrities and more on being genuine leaders. Here’= s a little smelling salt. If Eisen is such a guru genius, why are we wading thr= ough an endless parade of folks like Tom Dasshole, Nancy Killifer, Timothy Geith= ner, Bill Richardson, H. Rodgin Cohen, Annette Nazareth, Ron Kirk and on and on = and on and on?

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= ; And surely you remember when Dishonest DemocRAT Senate Majority Harry Reid said “Paying Income= Tax in America is voluntary.” Think about it while you’re worrying about the IRS confiscating the money in your bank account.

= ; The cover of the March 7 issue of Newsweek shows a picture of conservati= ve icon Rush Limbaugh with a piece of tape covering his mouth and the word &qu= ot;Enough!" DemocRATS claim El Rushbo is running the Republican Party. Let’s face= it, somebody has to.

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= ; In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker that $410 billion Porkubus appropriation bill passed the Senate with Republican Earmarxists’ help. Only three DemocRATS voted against cloture and in favor of fiscal responsibility, but six Republicans voted for cloture. Had this monster bill not passed, Congress was poised to pass a continuing resolution funding the government through September but holding the 2009 budget at current spending levels while stripping out all earmarks. The Six RINO Traitors were: Ale= xander (Tenn.), Bond (Mo.), Cochran (Miss.), Murkowski (Alaska), Shelby (Ala.), Sn= owe (Maine), Specter (Pa.), and Wicker (Miss.) (You can see the complete roll call). Amazingly, Senat= or RINOvich was not included, so you know how bad that bill must’ve been= .

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= ; Larry the Varmint from Virginia says who’s being collaborated with to link CEO pay for performance. Barney Frank, in discussion with Andrew Cuomo, the New York AG, want to create legislation linking CEO pay to performance. We all know Barney the Homo isn't exactly Mr. Clean Jeans himself, if you know what we mean. How about doing this with our leaders in Washington? Thei= r pay should be tied to their voting performance on spending bills and the deficit they create for the year. They would all be working for free right about no= w.

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= ; On Late Night TV, Jimmy Fallon says Bernie Madoff pled guilty and is now in ja= il. He had a busy day: He got his orange jumpsuit, met his cellmate, and conver= ted to Islam. He’s fitting right in — we heard he’s already swindled two million cigarettes.

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= ; Finally, Hurley the Historian says Albert Einstein was born on this date in 1879, bu= t it was many years later that former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton came up with his Theory of Infidelity. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Clinton’s “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.”=

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Obamasized in Ohi= o

= ; In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande= rs says Gayvenor Strickland has introduced the biggest backdoor expense progra= m in Ohio history. It is HB-1 which has over and inch and a half of paperwork f= or education alone. A Whistleblower exclusive will provide a series of reports to keep you updated.

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· First point: Strickland h= as proposed all day kindergarten. In the Beavercreek School District, th= at means adding 62 new class rooms and new teachers. Strickland's budget proposal would five Beavercreek no new d= ollars in year one and a 2% decrease in year two. The first year impact is $8,000,000, not including capital improvements.

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= ; Shocked in Sycamore says every time your read about all those financial problems at Kenwood Towne Place, you begin to understand how our Sycamorons in the trustees’ office earned their name.

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= ; “Crocodile tears” are defined as false or affected tears, hypocritical sorrow.&n= bsp; There are plenty of crocodile tears now in the Hamilton County Commissioner’s office since the convicted murderer/sex offender Antho= ny Kirkland has come into the public view. In a Wednesday article, The Fishwrap tells us how outraged the commissioners say they are over the croo= ked sex offender organization Volunteers of Ame= rica which released Kirkland out onto the street a week before the brutal murder of a thirteen-year old girl. Devious DemocRAT Odd Todd Oppportune even says he is going to d= raft a letter to Gayvenor Strickland on the matter. What Odd Todd and Pepp= er aren't telling us is Scott Gehring, a close associate of Commissioner David= A. Pepper, is happily employed in a high-paying executive job at Volunteers of= America. And the wife of that associate, Jen Gehring, is the happily employed staff legislative aide on the staff of David A. Pepper. Crocodile tears, indeed.

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= ; CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street= says guys running Volunteers of America also like to import sex offenders into Cincinnati. They take these perverts who have absolutely no ties to Cincinnati from other parts of Ohio and stick them here. From what we hear it’s to keep the governm= ent dollars coming in. And of course these sex offenders with no ties to = the area are unable to find a stable residence and end up wandering around off = the radar.

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= ; Local Criminal attorney Bruce Hust says he had a case where he needed to subpoena= one of VOA’s employees whose name he did not know. The HR person, who ref= used to give her own name, refused to tell him who the person in question might be. Also, he left a message for their program director, who did not return the attorney’s call. Surprise, Surprise!=

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= ; Republicans for Higher Taxes is condemning Councilman Chris Monzel for working to shut down the Volunteers of America facility that houses sex offenders, claiming they want to keep the sex offenders and the tax dollars they bring in the city. They also appla= ud Scott Gehring, Leslie Ghiz, and David A. Pepper for their support of VOA's work.

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= ; Let's explore why the VOA has received so much political support over the years. We’ll spell it out one more time: RINO Scott Gehring, who was profiled last year by Republicans for Higher Taxes, works for VOA. Gehrin= g is a former aide to Councilman Ghizzy Lizzy. His wife, Jen Winkelman, is= an aide to David A. Pepper. Perhaps it is these connections that explain= why the VOA has received generous protection from politicians, rather than the value of the work they perform.

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<= !--[if gte vml 1]> Republicans for Higher Taxes also posted a picture of from that $1,000-per-person tax-raiser rally they co-sponsored for Michelle= Glass Slipper. Yikes!

= ; Don’t forget the big event tomorrow will be The Whistleblower’s “Political Backstabbers Day” celebration o= n the “Ides of March.” March 15 is always a favorite holiday for your elected officials. Be careful to stay away from politicians tomorrow, or they’ll stab you in the back again.

= ; And if you’d like to hear more about that evil white puppeteer who’s pulling Cincinnati NAALCP Racist-in-Chief SMLP Chris Smithermouth’s strings, check out= this video.

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= ; As always, all Racial Healing Items in the Whistleblower (like the one above) = have been approved by the American Civil Liberties Union<= /st1:place> (ACLU).

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= ; Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblo= wer Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders that the Whistleblower’s Persons of Consequence Review Committee is about half= way through the tens of thousands of names on The Blower’s Subscri= bers List, looking for people who are not “Persons of Consequence,” = so that they can be removed as soon as possible.

Bluegrass Blather=

   = ;         Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says his grandson came home from his Boondoggle County School the other ni= ght and said the teacher gave them an assignment to find out what a “teleprompter” was. Ken said he asked the grandson if his teach= er wears a red outfit and when he said “Yes” Ken told him to inform the teacher that a teleprompter is a tool used to teach a stupid community organizer how to read and you tell the teacher grandpa wants to know what g= rade you got for your answer and how she reached that decision and oh yes you may want to tell her your grandpa is a lawyer.

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   = ;         Another Grandpa in Northern Kentucky wrote a let= ter to his granddaughter, after she called to say she was one of the 63.5 million dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span voters who elected Obam= a:

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Dear Susan:

  &n= bsp;         The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your moth= er, and other productive, wage-earning taxpayers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.

  &n= bsp;         That includes firing the Hispanic lady who cleans our house twice a month. = She just lost her job. We can't afford her anymore.

  &n= bsp;         What is the economic effect of Obama's election on you personally? Over the years, your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in food, housing, cash, clothing, gifts, etc. By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help. So in the future, if you need assistance with yo= ur rent, money for gas, tires for your car, someone to bring you lunch, etc...= ... Call

202-456-1111. = That's the telephone number for the office of the President of the United States. I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send a check from his personal or busin= ess accounts, as we have, or leave cash in an envelope taped to his front door = for you, as we have.

  &n= bsp;         It's like this..... Those who vote for the President of the United States should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, stimu= lus checks, etc.). What Obama voters don't seem to realize is that the governme= nt's money comes from taxes collected from tax paying families. Raising taxes on productive people means they will have less money to spend on their familie= s.

  &n= bsp;         Congratulations on your choice! For future reference, you might attempt to = add up all you've received from us, your mom, Mike's parents and others and com= pare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama.<= /o:p>

  &n= bsp;         To congratulate Mr. Obama and to make sure you're on the list for handouts, write to:

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  &n= bsp;         The White House

  &n= bsp;         1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW<= /st1:address>

  &n= bsp;         Washington , DC 20500

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  &n= bsp;         Love you, Susan, but call the number listed above when you need help.<= /o:p>

  &n= bsp;         Granddad

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   = ;         Finally, if you want to feel better first thing every morning, try this:

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   = ;                     1. Open a new file in your computer.

   = ;                     2. Name = it 'Barack Obama'.

   = ;                     3. Send = it to the Recycle Bin.

   = ;            &n= bsp;        4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

   = ;            &n= bsp;        5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of 'Bara= ck Obama?"

   = ;            &n= bsp;        6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

   = ;            &n= bsp;        7. Feel better?

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   = ;         GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

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