— Special R= 20;Obama’s Foot-in-MouthR= 21; E-dition —

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= Saturday, March 21, 2009

Can You Imagine If a Republican President Made Fun of Retards?

= ; Our Ornery Obama Obser= ver writes that while his accomplices were back in our nation’s Capitol removing all doubt that the tax code is really a weapon to be used to beat political enemies into submission, the Comedian-In-Chief was yucking it up = in Burbank with our old pal Jay Leno. Hub Schafly was unable to install a teleprompter for the yak fest . . . leading to an extremely offensive slip = of the tongue by BHO about how his bowling skills qualify him for nothing more than the Special Olympics. Is that right? So, you think the Special Olympics are some kind of joke, Mr. President? In his ongoing attempt to cover BHO’s hind end, Keith Olbermann will name two Special Olympics participants (names withheld) as his “Worst People in the World” tonight on Countdown. The good news is that only 18 people will see it . . . including the studio crew.

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= ; Maybe that’s why our Q= uote for Today Committee chose Abraham Lincoln’s &= quot;Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

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   = ;         Hurley the Historian says, &= #8220;On this date in 1965 Dr. Martin Luther King, along with 3,200 demonstrators, b= egan their historic march from Selma, Alabama to Montgomery in the name of African-American voting rights. With her fear of Black men, Obama’s Grandma probably wasn’t there.”=

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   = ;         Over at Scrappleface, Scott = Ott says, as White House staff and the Obama family prepare for the first veget= able garden on the property since Eleanor Roosevelt'= s Victory Garden, cries of protest arose today from the United Farm Workers u= nion (UFW). Read the rest here= .

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   = ;         Whenever he hears numbskulls like Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi or Grandpa Munst= er look-a-like Chuck Schumer justify enacting a 90% tax on executive bonuses a= s a means of “getting the taxpayer’s money back,” blood shoots out of slapped-around political pundit William F. Wisniewski’s ears. “Who the hell do these assholes think they’re kidding?” laments the Wizzer. “Do these clowns think we believe they are a bunc= h of do-gooding Robin Hoods? It’s just more of Nancy’s Nonsense. All these jerks= are doing is grabbing the money from people who don’t share their sociali= st world view and spending it on junk give-a-ways programs. Don’t people realize that once they start confiscating money from people they don’t like . . . there will be no stopping them? Given the stupidity of 63.5 mill= ion voters in the last election . . . it may already be too late.” <= /o:p>

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= ;           And yesterday, when John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph asked, if= it would be funny if someone found out that the AIG bonus payments were clearly stipulated in the bailout bill when the Obaminator and his pack of faux indignant, self-righteous imbeciles approved it, it turns out not only= were the AIG bonuses stipulated in the bill, but they were stipulated by Congress itself! Now let’s watch Fox News’ Shep Smith go nuclear on “Backdoor Barney” Frank and Congress on those AIG bonuses. The 2010 election is coming up in = only 591 more days.

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   = ;         But don’t think Republicans aren’t getting their share of criticism, too. Just check out this letter from a Real Republican: “I think Rep. Boehner needs to hire a new set of writers. Every time he appears on televi= sion he comes across as a complete buffoon. He hasn’t had anything intelli= gent to say for months. Perhaps, his seat will be in jeopardy in ’10. Doesn’t he understand he is a remnant of the problem which caused the Republicans to lose the House , Senate and the respect of the American peop= le. Come on John, get in the program, offer something real rather than tired rhetoric which no one is listening to.”

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        = ;    Finally, Obama has more difficulties with another appointee. Surprisingly, this time it doesn't involve failur= e to pay federal income taxes. His appointee for Chief Information Officer, Vivek Kundra, 34, was placed on administrative leave last week after the FBI raided his former Washington DC city tech office on susp= icion of a variety of fraud offenses. Kundra wasn't charged, but two of his co-workers were. However, India-born Kundra i= sn't exactly squeaky clean. In 1997, he was convicted of shoplifting from a J.C. Penney store.

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The Economic Crisis

   = ;         Yesterday we described to you how neither Obama nor Congress is running the country. New York financial firm Goldman Sachs is really running the economy and the country. Let's recap som= e of those government officials with connections to Goldman Sachs:

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·        Former U.S. Treasury Secretary = Henry Paulson, who presided over the first multi-billion dollar bailout in late 2= 008, was the CEO of Goldman Sachs

·        Present U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is an eager and conspiring pal of Paulson and the current Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd C. Blankfein

·        Edward Liddy, now CEO of the re= viled AIG Insurance, was a former board member of Goldman Sachs just before jumpi= ng into his current position at AIG

·        Obama Special U.S. Envoy Richard Holbrooke from February 2001 until July 2008 was a board member of Goldman Sachs

·        Obama received over $100,000 in campaign contributions from Goldman Sachs in 2008

   = ;         Say what you will about former New York governor and attorney general Eliot Spitzer, he gave many years of his life working with no salary actively representing the interests of citizens when he could have led a life of indolence as the son of a multimillionaire. Back when Spitzer was NY attorney general, he did an investigation of the criminal firm AIG insuranc= e in 2005. Spitzer said at the time, "AIG is the center of the web.&n= bsp; The financial tentacles of this company stretch to every major investment bank." His inquiry into the company'= s financial practices led to the resignation of the insurance giant's CEO, Maurice "Hank" Greenberg, wh= o was succeeded by Henry Paulson. Spitzer knew four years ago how terrible = the company was and did something about it before becoming NY governor in 2006.= AIG's strategy thereafter was to move the worst p= art of the corporation to London to continue their practices without any overview. Virtually all of th= e U.S. go= vernment's initial $80 billion dollar bailout of AIG w= ent to the firm of Goldman Sachs under the decision of U.S. Treasury Secretary Hen= ry Paulson. What a web of criminality.

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        = ;    While Goldman Sachs is controlling the economy and the government of America, they are by no means the only culprits in this criminal economic mess. Citibank's new CEO, India-born Vikram Pandit, recently testified before Congress he was only drawing a one dollar a year salary with Citibank. In fact, he was blatantly lying. Bloomberg News has determined Pandit's actual salary at Citibank is $38 million per year.

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   = ;         Additionally, Pandit recently decided he needed his office redecorated and spent $10 mill= ion of our money to redecorate the already plush Citibank CEO office. This while he begged for and received $10 billion dollars of over-taxed payers' in bailout money. Citibank's stock is now worth about 97 cents a share.<= o:p>

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        = ;    Have we mentioned that retired Citibank CEO Sanford Weill pushed for the idiot Timothy Geithner to succeed him in the CEO position?   Why? Weill knew he could easily control Geithner. But he also controlled Vikram Pandit.

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   = ;         Let's also note Citibank recently used their corp= orate jets (renting airport hangers to hide the jets), to transport executives and others to California to throw a lavish Academy Awards celebration party. Among those entertainers who were paid high fees to perform at the extravagant party was the group Earth Wind and Fire.

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   = ;         All financial institutions which received federal bailout money were required to swear their companies did not owe any tax money to the federal government, which they all signed. It now turns out those institutions actually o= we $220 million in back taxes to the government. Will this criminality e= ver end? Will we ever force these huge corporations to account for their crimes and for destroying our country's economy?

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   = ;         On a different note, several undisclosed Ohio cities received $490 million from AIG Insurance by insuring their bad investments through AIG. This money came from the over-taxed payers' who gave massive bailout money to AIG.<= /o:p>

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   = ;         And there have been three big sex scandals in the Central Intelligence Agency in the past year. The most recent involved CIA case officer Andrew Warre= n, accused of drugging and raping two Algerian women. Warren has just been notified of his impending dismissal from the CIA. Maybe he can go work for Goldman Sa= chs, where he will fit right in.

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   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to the Dissocia= ted Press, disgraced former Dishonest DemocRAT Attorney General M= arc Dann got fined by the Ohio Elections Commission on Thursday for twice violating state elections law by using campaign funds to pay for an in-home security system= and a cell phone often used for personal calls. But the Commission wimped out a= nd failed to refer Dann’s lying ass for criminal prosecution. Maybe that’s why he got a congratulatory phone cal from That Lying Plagiari= zing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Hoffman Schmidt, whose cases had never been referred for prosecution either. <= /o:p>

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   = ;         Gerry Manders also hears Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner David A. Pep= per now wants to run for the office of State of Ohio auditor. For some odd reaso= n, the childish Pepper just loves to run for office. However, once he gains office, he does nothing. Pepper has zero personality. We hope m= ommy Francie and daddy John Pepper are saving their millions to finance chubby s= on David's most recent office-see= king fantasy. No wonder Chris Finney called Pepper an “Asshole.”

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        = ;    Here’s more news about the criminal C= incinnati Fire Department. It seems for the past 15 years, a group of Cincinnati firefighters make an annual trek to Ft. Myers Beach in Florida, renting the same house on the beach. While there, they stage daily dr= ag and strip shows and feature exotic dancing and stripping by girls on their Spring vacation. Note to City Manager Milton Doheny: Do you actually do anything to earn all that money you get from the over-taxed payers?

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   = ;         We just received two e-mails asking us to join the Blue Chip Young Republicans= for their March membership meeting. This group would probably enjoy better attendance at their meetings if they told you the time and the place. = ;

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   = ;         Paavo Jarvi should have learned from Bob Huggins. If you’re drinking, don't go on Columbia Parkway in Fairfax! Those Barney Fifes will pull you over for not stopping a full 20 seconds at= a stop sign, since anything less they consider to be a “rolling stop.” Think of all the rednecks they'll pull over when the Wal-mart opens on Redbank Road. Their coffers will be overflowing with f= unds from drivers with hanging license plates and not using turn signals.

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        = ;    Paavo was asleep at the wheel of his BMW, listening to classical music... the same thing happens when the lights go out at the symphony... Henry Heimlich is o= ut like a light!

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   = ;         The Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra conductor was arrested Thursday by Fairfax police after being found passed out with his car still running near Columbia Parkway and Wooster Pike. Jarvi failed the field sobriety test and refused a Breathalyzer test. Jarvi asked to be taken to a residence in Indian Hill ra= ther than to his condo in east Walnut Hills at 1201 Edgecliff Place. <= o:p>

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        = ;    Last July, the Symphony did nothing after Russian symphony player Boris Astafiev (shown in this Channel 9 “Substantially True” News photo) was arrested and The Blower predicts they will do nothing about the drun= ken conductor Jarvi, either. Congratulations to Fairfax police officer, Aaron McClearn = for his integrity in making the arrest.

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   = ;         Scolded in Sycamore asks at Thursday’s Trustees Meeting, did one of the Sycam= orons really single out our Brain Injured Disability Advocate for daring to tell = The Blower about the controversy over their failure to pass a resolution to declare March, 2009, Brain Injury Awareness Month in Sycamore Township? Hey, it’s no big deal. Obama had to apologize Thursday night after he made fun of the Special Olympics on the Jay Leno TV show.

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   = ;         Our Clermont Crusader was going to fax us an agenda for this week’s Pierce Township meeting. They printed an agenda for everyone, but Disapproving DemocR= AT Trustee Greg Conrad said no questions would be addressed, unless it was an emergency? According to the Agenda, the Q&A session would not be interactive as far as the public was concerned. However the questions from the public would be recorded then answered on the Pierce Township Web Page as the appropriate answer is formulated. It doesn’t look like they want any feed back, does it?

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   = ;         In Rumpke Township, the landfill isn't the only thing that stinks. Take Trus= tee Bernie Fiedeldey's ethics. Please. Fiedeldey tried to sneak a couple of his grandkids into Coler= ain's make-work summer parks programs for otherwi= se unemployable yoofs. Trustee Wolterman noticed the names and asked Fiedeldey to recuse himself on the vote to hire them. Fiedeldey, the Dictator of Dry Ridge, the Boss of Bevis, the Grand Dragon of Groesbeck, the Wizard of White Oak, told Trustee Wolterman and the Law Director that he kn= ew more about the law than they did. At the next meeting, Fiedeldey got belligerent with Wolterman over this and, it looked as if the two would com= e to blows.   Fiedeldey's antics are an embarrassment to Colerain and it is not too late for Colerain Ward Chair Denny Mason and Club President Michael Harlow to find another candidate to endorse. The Northwest Press isn’t doing enough investigating of Fiedeldey’s numerous conflicts of interest. It= 's time for Colerain Republicans to put a stop= to him before he ruins us all.

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   = ;         Yesterday we mentioned Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston’s tirade over NAALCP Chairman SMLP Smithermouth’s ongoing efforts to ex= tort City contracts for his brother, Albert Smitherman, and his Jostin Concrete Construction Company Inc. it just confirms Rhymin’ Rev. Jessuh Jackson’s motto: “When you want to put more money in your pocke= t, play the race card.”

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= ;           As always, all Racial Healing Items in the Whistleblower (like the one above) = have been approved by the American Civil Liberties Union<= /st1:place> (ACLU).

= ;           At next month’s meeting of the Still Red Anderson Township Republican Cl= ub, when Angry Andersonians deliver the well-timed results of their questionnai= re about dereliction of duty at the Hamilton County RINO Party, “In Russ= We Trust” Jackson says the April 1 date of the event is only a coinciden= ce.

      = ;      But at Thursday’s meeting of the Anderson Trustees, everybody was surprised when “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s replacement (who didn’t promise to attend any meetin= gs) actually showed up, not that he had any important to say. The Forrest Gump School Board were t= here too, trying to win sympathy for their ill-fated tax hike on the May Ballot. Everybody was wondering if the Gumpers would be responding to Jeanie Peter’s letter to the editor in Wednesday’s Blower? “Bring it on,” says Jeanie. “Br= ing it on.”

= ;           Our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor Hamilton County Auditor (who was permitted to= run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street and received a medal from <= span style=3D'font-family:Arial;font-style:normal'>attorneys making a killing ha= nding all his Board of Revision cases) is glad Jeanie hasnR= 17;t yet submitted a letter about his jacked-up property values.

= ;           At the upcoming meeting of the Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club, wh= en Angry Andersonians deliver the well-timed results of their questionnaire ab= out Wandering in the Wilderness to Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou (pronounced “Old Blueface”), “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says the April 1 event will be “BYON (Bring Your= Own Noose)”.

= ;           But the really big news in Anderson these days= is that Blower fans can see rebroadcasts of Miss Vicki’s= ICRC interview with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane on Ander= son Community TV. Check it out on Channel 18 today at 1030 AM and 10PM. Who say= s we weren’t ready for prime time?

= ;           Finally, because of growing public outcry about Persons of Inconsequence fraudulently subscribing to The Whistleblower, newly minted United Nations Judge Mark Painter, a long-time subscriber, convened the bipartisan Che$ley-Deters High Commission on the Crisis of Inconsequence, which is expected to deliver indictments and final judgments to a long list of defendants who misreprese= nted themselves as consequential movers and shakers.

      = ;      Today, the Che$ley-Deters (because $tan Che$ley ALWAYS gets top billing ove= r Deters) High Commission on the Crisis of Inconsequence has handed down its third indictment. Ghizzy Lizzy has been indicted as inconsequential for the follo= wing reasons:

<= span style=3D'font-family:Arial;color:black'>1.      For openly supporting Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune David A. Pepper, while pretending to be a Republican.

2.      For having some= body like Scott Gehring as her buttboy, before he became infamous as the buttboy for Sexual Predators at the Volunteers of America.

3.      Voted to waste $800,000 on the Empty Uppity Opr= ah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Pla= nned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center

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4.      Voted to spend over-taxed p= ayer dollars on the Trolley Folly.

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5.      Supported the Super-sized $= 900 million Feel-Good-Social Pr= ograms Tax Scam that would’ve also included the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow that vot= ers rejected after their enablers like the Pepper Family, Uncle Carl Lindner, a= nd Moronic Members of the Cincinnati Business Committee spent $964,905 ($11.20) for each yes vote.

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6.      Finally, because we have a = weight limit.

          See you = at Weight Gainers, Ghizzy— you’re off the list.<= /i>

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Bluegrass= BJs

        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo yesterday’s Whistleblower BB&BJ Day Celebration was the best ever. Reaction ranged = from Laurie’s “Please UN-subscribe me” to Rob’s “BB&BJ day has now replaced Mardi Gras as my favorite holiday.= 221; We hope this year everybody got what he really wanted.

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   = ;         Not surprisingly, this year The Blower became the Official Publication f= or BB&BJ Day.

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   = ;         And Horny in Hebron wonders if The Blower will now begin a countdown till next year̵= 7;s BB&BJ Day. OK, let’s go with 364.

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   = ;         Tom in Pennsylvania was confused about the hol= iday, saying according to the exclusive report in the Whistleblower, March 20 is = the date for BB&BJ Day, but when he read the link about the origination of = the holiday, it was March 14.

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   = ;         So we had to explain. BB&BJ Day is on March 20, but the original holiday w= as “Steak and BJ Day” for the guys, which was on March 14, exactly= one month after Valentine’s Day, which is a holiday for the ladies.

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        = ;   Finally, in honor of yesterday’s vernal equinox, which was also on BB&BJ D= ay, we have an “Ode to Spring,” by Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves:

        = ;    Yesterday was the first day of Spring,

        = ;    When men thought of only one thing.

        = ;    Women think it’s odd,

        = ;    Guys searching for a broad,

        = ;    Just for an overnight fling.

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