— Special R= 20;Republican Renegers” E-di= tion —

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= Saturday, May 2, 2009

Souter says “Me too!”

= ; Here’s your daily dose of bad news. The Mess= iah now gets to pick a Supreme Court Justice. Whichever flaming liberal he choo= ses will get approved by Congress, since Arlen Sphincter (about whom Conservati= ve Columnist Cal Thomas says “Good Riddance!”) is now a Disingenuous DemocRAT. It’s just one more great opportunity for the Obaminator to do some serious long-term damage to = our country!

= In case you thought there might have been some merit to David Souter, that Benedict Arnold of Supreme Court Justices, his latest act of betrayal has confirmed that he is no good, never was any good, and never will be. But wh= at did you expect from a north woods hermit whose sole claim to fame is that no woman would have him, and his only legal markers were that he helped kill babies since 1992—60 million and counting—and voted to allow the government to exercise eminent domain over private property so as to take it from one citizen and give it to a big company to make money with! Little Da= vey the backwoodsman has now further kicked Bush 41 in the balls who had elevat= ed him far beyond any expectation or what was ever deserved, by waiting until a DemocRAT was President to resign instead of resigning when a Republican cou= ld replace him. Yes, little David deserves the Arlen Sphincter Award for undil= uted treachery and gracelessness.

= Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose playwright Arthur Miller’s “Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.”

= Over at Scrappleface, Scott Ott says, “As speculation runs rampant about w= ho President Barack Obama will pick to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice David Souter, two long-time associates of the president have downplayed rum= ors that their names might be on the president's short list.” (Find out the identity of Obama’s first Supreme Court judge here.)

      = ;      Then of course, we have this picture of Michelle Obama at a homeless shelter wea= ring a pair of $540 tennis shoes. Says Obama’s first lady, “Let ‘em wear Prada.”

   = ;         Names of the first 300,000 signers to t= he NotreDameScandal.com petition opposing Notre Dame’s honor for President Obama were being delivered to Father Jenkins and the individual members of the Notre Dame Bo= ard of Fellows and Trustees. How do you think those people w= ill vote next time?

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   = ;         Now here’s what our Ultimate Jew = Jackie Mason had to say about Arlen Sphincter when he called him a fake, a fraud, and a liar?         = ;

  =           And if you think those are some discouraging words, wait till you read what Alan Keyes has to say about the Republican National Committee, calling Steele’s Republicans = “Overage Whores.”

=             Not heard from for months, Will duRANT IV suddenly appeared this evening to announce that the swarm of 12 million illegal immigrants, first counted sometime in the mid-1990s, has now multiplied into a force of 42.754 millio= n -- up about 9.5% per year.

=             At least there’s some good news this morning. Obama’s losing viewe= rs, with his latest prime time re-election rally down 29%. It was the Messiah’s smallest primetime audience since his Coronation.

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More Loose-Lipped Conservative Opinions

= ; Our Ornery Obama Observer has been mega-dosing on Alka Seltzer and is starting = to feel a little better. You may recall the Ornery One was going to avoid the 100th Day of Obama Celebration by going on a 72 hour bender. And, he report= s to us “MISSION<= /st1:City> ACCOMPLISHED.” After reviewing the lowlights of the day, he does have= one question though. If White House Chief Propagandist Robert Gibbs was telling= the truth when he said that BHO only wanted America to reflect on this momentous day “for about ten seconds”, why did our new born president hol= d a giant pep rally that day and conduct an hour-long press conference that nig= ht to celebrate?

= Harry the Cable Guy continues to reflect on the homo-erotic question BHO was aske= d by that enchanted reporter from the New York Times at the $31 million press conference. Harry took another one for the team this morning and was one of= the very few people in A= merica watching MSNBC’s appropriately-named Morning Blow. It seems the equal= ly enchanted John Hardwood said that the gaydream question actually takes away from the “great answer” BHO gave to the question. The President expressed disappointment that he has “been unable to change the way <= st1:State w:st=3D"on">Washington does business.” Our Cable Watcher believes it could have something to do w= ith the fact that BHO emanates from Chicago, one of the few corrupt political cesspools that actually reeks worse than DC.

= Conservative Russian culture critic Mikhail Medvedev has been reading the recently-relea= sed paperback version of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s blockbuster book. Reid reports a homo erotic exchange between himself and freshman Sena= tor Barack Hussein Obama. As the Senate Dems were in the height of their push f= or US defeat in Iraq, then-Senator BHO gave a stirring repudiation of the macho Dubya, our macho troops and the macho effort in Iraq. Afterwards, Reid told young Mr. Obama that his speech was quite enchanting. Reid writes that the young senator modestly replied, “I have a gift”. Medvedev says that BHO’s comment reminds him of the “special purpose” discussion between young Navin Johnson and his loving step-father in the classic Steve Martin film, The Jerk. <= /span>

= In a continued review of this week’s homo-eroticism, Mary the Hot Cable Gal points out that the person who became so aroused that he fainted at BHOR= 17;s recent FBI love-fest was a strapping, six-foot two-inch guy. Mary is receiv= ing reports that the most popular style of music at recent BHO events is Judy Garland show tunes.

Obama’s Econo= mic Crisis

= Quick—who does Obama’s tax-cheating Treasury Secretary remind you of?

= The much-hated bank/insurance/fraud company, AIG, run by Goldman Sachs bankster Edward Liddy, changed the name of the company three months ago to "AIU" in hopes of gaining a better image. Now they are plan= ning another name change, so they can really fool us. The feds have given = AIG $123 billion dollars in bailout funds from over-taxed payers' money. = The week after the first bailout payment was made, AIG execs spent $440,000 at a lavish California= resort. A few weeks later, they flew to England, spending $86,000&nbs= p;on a quail hunt. Is this change we can believe in?<= strong>

= Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois introduced legislation on Thursday which would allow homeowners in bankrupt= cy to renegotiate mortgages with banks. The measure was widely expected = to fail, as six crucial DemocRAT senators, whose votes are needed to overcome a filibuster, have publicly declared their opposition to the bill. The bankster industry has lobbied relentlessly, using over-taxed payers' money, against the change.

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= Durbin berated the Senate, complaining that the banks "frankly own the place." How much money did the banksters give to these six sudden= ly concerned RATS?

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Hurley’s Histrionics

= ; Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1933, the Loch Ness Monster was first spotted in Scotland<= /st1:country-region>. Just think how much time our cable news stations could waste on that story = if it happened today.

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= ; Hurley also says it’s been five d= ays since the anniversary of last year’s historic Maupin Funeral Fiasco, = when not a single member of the mendacious news media (especially TV 5’s Sandra and Sheree and their two military analysts, along with Huggable Howa= rd and Barrett J. Brunsman at the Fishwrap) ever reported the cost of all that Hype, who got the money, Papa Maupin’s criminal record, and who footed the bill.

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= ; This weekend’s local hype-fest is= all about this year’s Flying Pig Marathon during Swine Flu Season.

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= ; Now here’s something that could s= urely use a little hype after the Hamilton County RINO Party s= ent out this blockbuster e-mail:

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We will be making our announcement of our Great White Hope for Mayor= of Cincinnati on Monday @ 3:30pm @ Findlay Marker @ the north entrance to = the market. We want a big crowd. Please come to make him look credible, i= f at all possible.

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Wow— if that doesn’t get a big crowd, we don’t know what will. That = was more exciting than the local GOP’s big announcement of Maggie Nafziger’s surprise birthday party on Sunday. <= /p>

No wonder Huggable Howard declared Monday’= ;s announcement DOA at the Fishwrap, as he and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka forced the RINO Party boss to apologize, grovel, and remove a really funny picture of Arlen Sphincter that looked like Dr. Evil from his Chairman̵= 7;s Blog after Burka fired off a press release claiming “Republican Party Ridicules Cancer Patient.” All of these people have much too much tim= e on their hands.

And who’s the local RINO Party’s media consultant— Bill Cunningham?

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= ; Some Central Committee Members say Hami= lton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou’s goal must be to hand Mallo= ry the Mayor’s office, get zero seats on Cincinnati Clown-cil, piss away more over-taxed payers’ money on the Freedom Center, stand by and see= all those school tax hikes pass, and then watch three major suburbs turn “Blue” in 2009.

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= ; And if you think Chairman Alex got a ru= de reception at last month’s Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club, just wait till you hear the party hack “In Russ We Trust” Jackson has invit= ed to be totally embarrassed next Wednesday.

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= ; It was painful for Republicans to open = their mail today if they were cursed to find themselves in receipt of an invitati= on from Charlie "Windbag." Anything and everything that has to do wi= th the Windbag is so painful, it is hard to know where to begin. How about the fact that he is running for Cincinnati City Clown-cil, yet= he is having his fund-raiser miles from the city limits in Kenwood at Embers. How about the number of lobbyist whores who appear on his host committee: Arono= ff, Weiland, Tassell. How about these disgraced elected officials: Schmidt, Sei= tz; Allen; and again Aronoff? Fortunately for Republicans, there are still some, but not many, who will refrain from supporting the "train wreck" known as the “The Windbag.” No Anderson Township residents are on the host committee. "Taxkiller Tom" Brinkman, "Family Friendly Fascist " Finney who called David A. Pepper an “Asshole,” Schnozzy Heimlich, and even demented old Bushwhacker, Bill Brayshaw, are conspicuously absent. Even Portman, McEwen, and Senor Bob Castelli= ni are not listed. Some Republicans might have a little integrity, but not m= any.

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= ; Here’s something else sorely in n= eed of a little publicity: The Ohio House of Representatives’ tax-and-spend budget includes $3.1 million for the <= span style=3D'color:black'>Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center. Please contact your State Senator to vote against this waste, if you even k= now who that bozo is.

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= ; Colerain Township is going a= fter an old lady and her pet chickens. In Anderson Township, there are chickens and a crowing rooster roaming the neighborhood on Eversole. All ov= er the county they’re saying, “Come on down and listen to the sweet sounds of Old MacDonald’s Farm!”

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= ; Viral Vicky Wulsin (Millionaire-Indian Hill), that perenn= ial political loser shown with her goofy husband Lawson, is now jumping in fron= t of TV cameras talking about the swine flu scare. In the interviews, she calls herself an epidemiologist. The truth is, Viral VIcky has no spe= cial or extra training in epidemics, she's no authority and she is not an epidemiologist. This is the woman who worked for the organization that injected the highly infectious malaria parasite into AIDs patients to see w= hat it would do. The patients died, of course. When is this silly w= oman going to do us a favor and fade away?

= From the Great White North, John Boehner doesn’t seem to be all that worri= ed about a primary challange from Sheriff Jones. Boehner shrugged and said, “This is Ameri= ca. Competition makes everybody better.”

= Olmsted Township police chief Charles McNeeley, 60, was arrested Tuesday when a ranger in Cleveland's metropolitan parks spotted him in a car with another = man, both of whom were masturbating. McNeeley said his behavior was caused from stress over his wife being diagnosed with cancer. The other guy said = the two of them were discussing the weather. On Late Night TV, Jay Leno wondered if this gives a new meaning to the expression "car-jacking.&q= uot;

= Meanwhile in Anderson, the days are dwindling down to a precious few until voters wil= l be asked to approve the Forrest Gump $chool District’s 21% tax hike on t= he May ballot so everybody in Anderson will have to piss away another $500-per-year in jacked up taxes so those over-paid administrators can keep their over-paid jobs.

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= ; Republicans for Higher Taxes has endorsed the massive Forrest Gump School District pro= perty tax hike on next Tuesday's ballot. It is their belief this is an excellent time to pass a big tax increase and start a new spending binge.&n= bsp; They also applaud tax-and-spend Republican Randy Smith for everything he's = done to raise taxes on his Forest Hills constituents.

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= ; Now here’s a copy of a letter fro= m one Angry Andersonian to the Forrest Gump $chools Superintendent after the Gumpers’ Treasurer Rick Toepfer claimed the over-paid bureaucRAT’s annual salary was “ONLY” $161,000.

= ; Dear Dr. Putzwald:

Sir, the board approved your salary for $170,000 in February. The on= ly reason it is now cut back to $161,000 is because of how outrageous it looks during the levy drive.

The Ohio Department of Education's website says your salary history = has been . . .

&n= bsp; 2007-2008 $156,681=

&n= bsp; 2006-2007 $150,000=

&n= bsp; 2005-2006 $145,000=

&n= bsp; 2004-2005 $140,000=

The Board of Education approved for your salary to go from $140k to $170k in four years. That is a 21.4% increase! It makes my head spin sir, a= nd a lot of other people's too.

The school district's own release says "The agreements approved April 24 with the Teachers Association and other employees groups will save= the Forest Hills School District an estimated $1 mi= llion next school year." There WAS going to be a MILLION DOLLARS worth of ra= ises next year.

I'm sorry, but I have to go. I think I’m going to throw up now= .

&n= bsp; Finally, there’s nothing but a quiet “hummmmm” com= ing from Michael Barrett’s chambers, as the distinguished Federal judge s= ays he has everything well in hand as he prepares to view the briefs in t= he landmark Dildo World case. And still, Perry KimBall has not blogged a bit a= bout the change of venue, or about a motion from the Defendants that Judge Barre= tt recuse himself because of his “Official Whistleblower Nickname.”= ;

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Bluegrass= Blasts =

= ; Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says = The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth's Attorney E Rob Sanders hootin' and hollerin' e-newsletter is on your cyber newsstands now! This week's This Week in Kenton Circuit Court is apparently the Robster's best he can do affirmative action e-dition! When's the last time you saw a facebook full of felons with only one black man in the mix. Seems Charles McClendon's the only dar= kie doing time this week. Word is the NAALCP is already filing a discrimination complaint with the Kentucky Civil Rights Commission!

<= !--[if gte vml 1]> When Kneepad Liberals in the Press clai= med Senator “BeanBall Jim” Bunning had a GOP primary challenger, Tr= ey Grayson dashed off an e-mail to explain that it was “only an explorat= ory committee in case BeanBall retires.” (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.)

         &n= bsp; It seems Bitch McConnell is on the list of Republicans who’re clawing ba= ck contributions to defecting DemocRAT Arlen Sphincter. The Bitcher gave $10,0= 00 through his Bluegrass Committee.

         &n= bsp; Yesterday in The Blower’s extensive Kentucky Derby coverage, we retold t= he story about how Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel and Charles Fost= er Kane were l= ong-time friends of Queen Elizabeth, who will be boycotting this year’s Kentuc= ky Derby for the second year in a row. Linda reminded our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher that she was the one responsible for insisting that people who applied for Whistleblower subscriptions be “Persons of Consequence,” but she had nothing to do with The Blower’s current policy, where persons who’ve been found to have misrepresented themselves as consequential movers and shakers, are declared “Persons= of Inconsequence,” and then are removed from The Blower’s e-mail l= ist without notice.

= ;           Finally, have you ever noticed that if = you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few = more letters, it actually spells out: “Buzz off and go home all you benefit-stealing, kid-producing, no-English-speaking assholes, and take those hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-screwing, mutton-eating, smelly, crack smuggling raghead bastards with you.” How weird is that?

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