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   = ;         Copenhagen: Obama suffered the worst defeat of his presidency to date Friday morning when his home city of Chicago was eliminated in the first rou= nd of voting as the host city for the 2016 Olympics. The International Olympic Committee was obviously not impressed with Obama’s presentation, any = more than Americans seem to be with Obama’s so-called Health Care Boondogg= le.

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   = ;         Olympic Observer Tino Delgato says Obama went to Copenhagen to sell the Olympic committee on choosing Chicago for the 2016 Olympics. Chicago= was the first City rejected. Seems he has as much support over there as he = does at home for his Government Heath care. At least many Chicagoans were happy = not to go into more debt. Nick Vehr may resurrect his Cincinnati bid for the 2020 games as long as Northern Kentucky<= /st1:place> does not also bid. Go Figure!!!

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        = ;    In Congress, House Minority Leader John Boehner just couldn’t stop snickering.

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   = ;         Our camouflaged conservative commentator William F. Wisniewski is fascinated by= the startling disconnect demonstrated by President and Mrs. Barack Hussein Obam= a. One day after the First Couple squandered $1.5 million of over-taxed payers’ money just for the fuel for two separate jets to Copenhagen, the Labor Department announ= ced that ANOTHER 263,000 jobs were lost last month.

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The unemployment rate is now a breathtaking 9.8%. When you include underemployed people and discouraged non-workers, the rate is pushing 20%. When the Wizzi= ng One digs more deeply into the statistics, he finds information even more damning. The greatest job losses occurred in government and construction jo= bs. The very two sectors that the rammed-through-unread $787 BILLION National Recovery Act was supposed to help. The Wizzer wags that the only remaining “shovel-ready” jobs are the ones that will be necessary to remo= ve the mountain of liberal loon bull crap flowing out of the White House and Congress.

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   = ;         Speaking of disconnected, our worn down media watch dog Harry the Cable Guy was amaz= ed at the walk through fantasyland he witnessed on PMSNBC’s Morning Blow= .

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Liberal Mika Brzezinski led a “balanced discussion” that included input from liberal pug Willie Geist, liberal thug Ron Brownstein, and moderately liberal mug Harold Ford Jr. Not surprisingly, one of their targets was FOXN= ews ratings giant Glenn Beck.

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The liberal Brownstein was pattering on about how Beck is hugely successful bec= ause “there is a real market for polarization.” Huh? Harry says that= if there was a huge market for extremists . . . why did the lefty extremists on Air America flop? Why can’t the lefty loons on PMSNBC and CNN attract any audienc= e at all? Why do the publishers of progressive books, magazines and newspapers struggle for readership?

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Brownstein described Beck’s audience and the Republican party as nothing more th= an “old white people” who may make big gains in the 2010 elections= but “won’t be able to defeat the Obama coalition of the young and minorities in 2012.”

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Harry imagines that King Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette comforted themselves with similar flights of fancy while they observed the unruly rabble from the bal= cony of their palace.

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   = ;         Not to be outdone, Our Ornery Obama Observer reports that unfunny bastard Bill Maher was seen on CNN yucking it up with cackling hag Joy Behar. Those two meatheads were part of a circle jerk describing the (once again) FOXNews ratings giant Glenn Beck as a “lunatic who we’ll soon see weari= ng a woman’s dress and playing with his own feces on live television.̶= 1;

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Setting aside the fact that Maher obviously revealed one of his deepest fantasies, = the Ornery One prays that these disgustingly dopey demagogues continue to decei= ve themselves. Our Observer opines that Obama was elected last year by a collection of people who were sick and tired of Republicans and could pin a= ny dream they wanted on to BHO’s empty suit. Recent polling indicates th= at the President’s suit is becoming a might frayed.

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   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1995, murderer OJ Simpson was found inno= cent of killing his white wife. We’re suppose Obama didn’t appoint O= J as his “White Wife Murdering Czar” only because OJ is still spendi= ng night and day looking for Nicole’s real killer.

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   = ;         And does The Blower have a Fairy Godmother in Congress? In a tweet from Senator Claire McCaskill, the Missour= i DemocRAT said: “Also filed a new bill today on whistleblower protecti= ons. http://bit.ly/2Up1oa They do wonderful service for govt, we need to protect em.” Obviously, she must’ve been talking about us. <= /span>

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   = ;         Tea Party Alert: The Tea Party Express is back - and will be rolling across America October 25 - November 11. It's called the "Tea Party Express: Countdown to Judgment Day" and it will be the 1-year mark before the 2= 010 Congressional elections.

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   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande= rs says FINALLY, Gayvenor Strickland is leveling with <= st1:place w:st=3D"on">Ohio on the need for more taxes. How m= any times do you think you’ll hear him called “Tax Hike Ted” during the 395 days until the 2010 elections?

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   = ;         Meanwhile, over at the Ohio Elections Commission, after two days of hearings, commissioners decided Dr. Kevorkian had could not absolutely prove That Lying Plagiarizi= ng Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Me= an Jean Schmidt had taken $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks, so they are in the pro= cess of writing a weasel-worded reprimand to be placed in his permanent record. = If that wasn’t worth $500,000 in legal fees, we don’t know what wa= s.

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   = ;         Down at the Plum Street Playpen, out City Hall Snitch says City finances get worse every day. What = will you be you won’t hear is how bad they really are until after the Elections. Shouldn’t that be something the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in Only 31 More Days should be talking about, that is, i= f he only had a campaign. Where is Jeff Ruby when we really need him?

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   = ;         At one of Ghizzy Lizzy's rare campaign appearances earlier this week (at a Republican meeting, no less), Ghizzy she said she was shocked at the violen= ce in the neighborhood she moved to a couple years ago. This neighborhoo= d is North Avondale, for crying out loud.&nbs= p; A number of the young Republicans were shocked by the sheer stupidity of that comment, with one member asking people afterwards, "How can Ghizzy be = on City Clown-cil and not know what's going on in her own City's neighborhoods?" It's official, Ghizzy's even dumber than Laketa Cole.<= o:p>

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        = ;    And did you see Perry KimBall’s story about Cincinnati attorney Anna Schmalz (shown in this Fish= wrap file photo), who’s been disciplined for having a sexual relationship with a client, including phone sex with him while he was in ja= il? Only in Hamilton County! We don’t even know w= here to start with that one.

   = ;         And did you see where Forbes.com reports Quisling Charlie’s Sleazy Casino Scam’s “jobs promise” is “misleading?” No problem, The Fishwrap will print whatever The Quis tells t= hem.

   = ;         A long-time Whistleblower Subscriber has a developmentally-disabled family me= mber who is eligible to ride Metro Access para-transit service and has a valid eligibility card for that purpose. Metro had a "town meeting&quo= t; at Convention Center yesterday (Friday) to discuss slashing service and hik= ing fees for those who use both regular and para-transit service. The fir= st notification of the meeting was by watching local news Friday morning. = ; If this was the case for others who would’ve depended on Access to get to the meeting, then it would have been impossible for others to get to the meeting, since trips have to be scheduled, as ebonically stated on their recording, in "Egg-vance."

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=             Two days ago The Blower revealed here DemocRAT thief and disgraced former Ohio Attorney General Marc Da= nn planned to be a speaker at Thursday's Warre= n County Dem annual dinner in Lebanon= . It turned out the same day, Ohio DemocRAT Party chairman Chris Redfern called the Warren County Dems and ordered them to cancel Dann speaking at the dinner. The Fishwrap's Huggable Howard Wilkinson, who never gets anything right, inaccurately reported on Thursday morning that a "volunteer mistakenly" invited Dann and Warren County Dem officials “on their own” dis-invited Dann, right after the story appeared in The Blower. Coincidence? We think not!

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   = ;         And what’s this about Book Burning at schools in <= st1:place w:st=3D"on">Wyoming (the City, not the State) wher= e the school board backed its superintendent’s plans to “re-evaluate” every non-textbook teachers recommend to students= .

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   = ;         Our Clear Channel Snitch (probably not Darryl Parks) says everybody knows about that “choking” incident, and he’s surprised John Quichwar= mer hasn’t already reported it.

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   = ;         Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says he wonders how angry UC Football fa= ns will be today if they can’t find where the Bearcats’ game is be= ing shown on TV.

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   = ;         Meanwhile Bearcat Booster Tino Delgato wonders how many fans could UC draw IF they pl= ayed certain football games at Paul Brown Stadium? Such games as Miami (Oxford), Pittsburgh= , West Virginia, and Louisville draw a lot of out-of-town fa= ns. They could save a retooling of Nippert. They drew 65,000 there in 2002 when they played The Oho<= /st1:PlaceName> State University, Go Figure!!!

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   = ;         Tino also says, Jack Atherton is back on the air. Let’s see now who watches local news. It’s the same six stories and weather reports repeated ev= ery half hour from 5:00-6:30. Or you can go to the Internet and get the same information in five minutes. Go Figure!!!

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   = ;         To cut down on the record number of candidates planning to speak at next Wednesday’s big candidates’ night at the Still-Red Coyote-Free Anderson Township GOP, those wishing to make presentations must first be endorsed by the Anderson GOP. To find out if you’ve been authorized, please call Club President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson anytime night or day.

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   = ;         At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders we= re asking Charles Foster Kane if Obama’s stunning failure to impress the Olympic Committee, now being called one of the most shocking defeats in history, would only add to doubts about his presidency, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said, “I certainly hope so. Obama plus Michel= le times Oprah added to a big zero, and now Obama has already achieved what it took Jimmy Carter an entire term to accomplish.”

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   = ;         Finally we have another nomination for The Blower’s Halloween Harangue, featuring tasteful post-mor= tem displays of live politicians whose careers are dead (or might as well be). Thursday it was Schnozzy Heimlich. Friday it was Virg “The Scouge” Lovitt. Today it’s Boob Taft. What a bunch of good losers these guys are too. Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Vince Lombardi’s “S= how me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.”

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Bluegrass Breadlines =

  &= nbsp;         Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ke= n CamBoo says President Obama received more good news Friday when it was announced t= hat 265,000 more people lost their jobs last week and are now dependent on the government. Obama said his only concern was getting healthcare passed while= he still has people working to collect the needed taxes from. In a related sto= ry Ken CamBoo says his math is not that great, but he would like to know how m= any hundreds of thousands of people it takes to get from 9% to 10%.<= /span>

            <= /span>In Washington, our DC Newsmaker wanted to= know if Trey Grayson said the same things about Republicans back in 1992 when he was a DemocRATas Congressman Alan Grayson is saying today. Ken says if you look at their thinning hairlines they could be brothers.=

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   = ;         Did Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters get slapped down again? Until Nicole Howell goes on trial later this month for having sex with a student, Deters= and the prosecution have been ordered not to discuss the case at all. A gag ord= er was issued this week after several weeks of verbal jabs from Deters. No sanctions have been handed down —so far!

            <= /span>Goof Doofus is p= lanning on crashing the big Tea Party event at the Burlington Fairgrounds next week by con= ducting a Town Hall meeting at the event. Ranger Doofus said now that Rand Paul had= a town hall meeting without getting a bloody nose from the Union Thugs, he fe= els safe in conducting his own meeting and explain to the Tea Partiers exactly = how he and Bitch McConnell (without any help from Senator “BeanBall Jim” Bunning) got us in this mess we now have in Washington. The Goof= ster said if we send him and Bitch back to Washington one more time, they will be able to cut that $12 Trillion debt in half by allowing seniors to die, just like that boy from Florida said they would.

   = ;         Everybody hopes Trey Grayson (not sure if he’s related to Alan Grayson) plans to make a trip to the Mountains of Kentucky to talk about the Green Energy Job= s he and Obama hope to create for Kentuckians, but he hopes Trey saw what happen= ed to that fellow from the Census Bureau for just asking how many people lived= in that trailer and for not asking how it was heated.

            <= /span>The CamBoozler w= onders if he loses his job as the Kentucky Bureau Chief, do you think the Chamber = of Horrors would give him a free office in their big building in Ft. Mitchell because of all the favorable coverage = the Chamber has received from The Blower over the years?

            <= /span>Addia Wuchner wo= nders why if Rand Paul does not live in Boondoggle County, why do all those people hereabouts have his bumper sticker on their car?

            <= /span>In a related sto= ry, Judge No Moore in 2010 said the reason he had his bumper sticker made so sm= all was that most of his supporters asked him to keep it small, so they would h= ave room for a Cathy Flaig, Kenny Brown, James Boozman, and Rand Paul stickers = on their bumpers too.

            <= /span>A Covington Cath= olic graduate wrote The Blower to say he received a Kentucky Colonel award from a fellow 1959 CCH graduate Mer Grayson at last Saturday’s 50th c= lass reunion signed by the Secretary of State. Tightwad as he is, the guy wonder= s if he has to wait until after the election before he gets a frame to put it in.

            <= /span>Our old friend L= ongneck from Vanilla Hills Civic Club scandal days checks in. While tuning in to his beloved city clown-cil meeting he witnessed the following humorous exchange. Clowncil-man Mike Pope was wrapping up a twenty-minute tirade that ended wi= th him screaming that “every month I come to these meetings and present = my ideas and no one ever listens to me!” Clown-cil colleague George Bruns leaned back and offered the observation, “That’s not true Mike.= I have listened to all of your ideas, AND THEY SUCK.” Oh, the incivilit= y!

  =           Talking about Bluegrass<= /st1:place> governors, did Lt. Governor Dan Mongiardo really say “The only difference between Fletcher and Beshear is Beshear hasn’t had a blow-up yet?” And did our for Bluegrass DemocRAT US Senate also use the “F-word?”

  &= nbsp;         Finally, yesterd= ay, 87 different subscribers sent us copies of that video of Jack Webb “Schooling” Obama on Health Care. But wasn’t that the same video The Blower featured on its Link of the Day on September 9? May= be that’s why we have to repeat ever day…..

            Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good st= uff today.

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