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More Bad News For O= bama

   = ;         In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says Obama’s DemocRAT-controlled House has voted to deny all federal funding for ACORN, the community organizing group that has been caught up in several scandals. The House action came several days after Obama’s DemocRAT-controlled Senate took a similar vote to block the Housing and Urban Development Department from giving grants to Obama’s crooked cronies at ACORN.

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   = ;         On Late Night TV, Jay Leno said, “There’s been a big scandal at A-Porn . . . I mean ACORN.”= ;

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   = ;         Over at the Washington Examiner, Scott Ott says re= ports the ACORN CEO has ordered a review of its brothel consulting division.

   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to Randy Ludlow at the Dispatch, Ohio&= #8217;s ACORN Director Amy Teitelman says neither she nor other employees of the social-justice group have ever offered to help pimps or prostitutes ply the= ir trade in the state. But did she swear to it on a stack of Bibles?

   = ;         And back home in Hamilton County, Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters says if his investigators looked anything like Dishy Hannah Giles, instead = of that bozo special prosecutor he hired to look for ACORN Vote Frauders right before the 2008 Elections, maybe the “JayWalker” would’ve gotten more than that one crappy little plea bargain.

   = ;         Meanwhi= le, let’s say you’re preparing dinner and you realize with dismay t= hat you don’t have any certified organic Tuscan kale. What to do? Dana Milbank at the Washington Post reports on how Michelle Obama handled that very predicament Thursday afternoon.

   = ;         Our Ornery Obama Observer continues to = be ticked off about how abjectly stupid the Obama Administration and their wil= ling accomplices in the lap dancing lib media think the American people are. In = the next few days BHO is going to be on five talking-head shows, spending an ho= ur Monday night with David Letterbomb and portraying an intern on the next epi= sode of NBC’s “Scrubs”. White House professional circle-jerkers like David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs, CNN’s Suzanne Malveux and NBC’s Savannah Guthrie drone on about Obama’s ongoing effort to “take his case about healthcare” to the American people. The Or= nery One has some news for these nitwits. BHO has ALREADY made his case. And the vast majority of the American public loudly and clearly rejects Obamacare. = At some point the media may come to realize it’s no longer GLOW-BAMA. It’s NO-BAMA. But our Observer isn’t holding his breath.=

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        = ;    Our friends at the Cincinnati 9/12 Project sent us this picture from last week’s Tea Party protest = in Washington. &nbs= p;Now you know why they say one picture is worth 1,000 words.

   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date = in 1966 pressure was mounting against continued U.S. involvement in Vietn= am and it only took till April 30, 1975 that the last American troops left the country. Obama says, “Don’t look for troops to return fro= m Iraq and <= st1:place w:st=3D"on">Afghanistan any time soon.= 221;

   = ;         Larry from Yorktown, Virginia says Nancy Pelosi is at it again, showing just how stupid she really is. Now she is warning Republicans about stirring up all of us unstable right-wing terrori= sts to incite the kind of riots that happened in San Francisco in the 1970s, referring to the murder of gay rights activist Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone in 1978. Hello, Nancy? Wasn’t it a Deranged DemocRAT who kill= ed Milk? So we have now gone from being racists to unstable Americans. All of those wild accusations being thrown around by all of the "libs" s= ure sounds like a sign of instability to me.

        = ;    Maybe that’s why the Red State Update says <= span style=3D'color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none'>“= Nancy Pelosi is Bats,” But we’re not sure Ohio’s Dumpy DemocRAT First Dist= rict Congressman Steve Drinkhaus would totally agree.

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   = ;         Speaking of crazy women in Congress, ha= ve you checked out that embarrassing Ohio Elections Commission Hearing video featu= ring That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt trying to prove she = really didn’t take $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks.   Mean Jean's rendition of the Chicken Dance, where she is literally hiding around the co= rner from the elevator banks to avoid even being seen on camera (at 3:11 - 3:17)= .

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   = ;         Our Westside Banker says at Western Eco= nomic Council Business Leaders Breakfast (we won’t insult you by calling it= a “debate,” Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory thanked his opponent for being a gentleman. Mallory also claimed Public Saf= ety was his number one priority, suggested he be judged on the last four years, promised his Trolley Folly would create $1.4 billion in development, mainta= ined all transportation is subsidized, warned Ballot Issue 9 would kill state and federal funding of rail in Greater Cincinnati, and in a discussion of gambl= ing said, "I could go either way." (What was Mallory talking about? We didn't hear any question about sex?)

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   = ;         Meanwhile, Hamilton County RINO Party&#= 8217;s Great White Hope to Defeat our Girly Man Mayor in only 45 more days said, “I am not your conventional politician.”<= /p>
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        = ;    Memo to Alex T., Mall Cop GOP<= /a>: There are only 45 more days till the November Elections. Your Great White Hope’s campaign better start doing something. <= /p>
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   = ;         The biggest laugh came when WEC Preside= nt Tony Rosiello introduced Steve Brinker as Steve Chabothead's Chief of Staff, but later corrected himself to say the guy was Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus' ass-kissing flunky.

   = ;         Also on the West Side, Just Wondering in Cleves wondered why that that beefy Black body guard getting in the face of FOP President Kathy Harrell and making an= ass of himself, poking her and bumping her at City Hall? While he was bum= ping the FOP President, he wasn’t worried too much about protecting the Ma= yor, as if there is any real reason for him not to be doing any real police work. We didn’t see any of that on the news anywhere except in = that Fishwrap photo.<= /b>

   = ;         Bob McEwen must’ve done a pretty good job introducing the Ohio RINO Party’s Nightmare Team at Wednesday night’s Annual Family First Fund-raising Dinner. He’s did the same thing last night for the= McMason City Clown-cil candidates. Are you= sure Our Revered Former Congressman isn’t running for something? Maybe we’ll find out more next Tuesday at Vivacious Vicky Zwissler’s = Wyom= ing GOP “September Startup,” where McEwen has agreed to be the feat= ured speaker.

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   = ;         Now let’s check out what Bob McEwen had to say about Health Care.

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   = ;         While the Catholic high schools and Wal= nut Hills are praising their Nation Merit scholars, thugs are beating up their teachers at Woodward. And John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph says, “Didn’t the libs tell us that expensive new school building wou= ld stop that kind of behavior?”

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   = ;         Now with some news you won’t find anywhere else:

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You know what they say: crap runs downhill. And that's exactly what's happening= at the Not So Great American Ball Park and the Reds..= .The Godfather, Bobby C isn't too p= leased with his team -- on and off the field these days. And this goes for his front-office team...we hear the heat is on his corporate marketing people l= ike Bill Reinberger, VP, Marketing and Sales. Billy Boy could be selling lettuce next year.

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And if you thought only Marge Schott had control of the airwaves and WLW Radio, well think again...if you listened to Hate Radio Friday morning, Scott Sloan aka Randy Furman, was "chatting" -- sucking up to officials from Goodyear, Ariz., the spring training home for the Reds in 2010. Sloan, er Furman, was praising the desert, but the Whistleblower remembers last year = when he slammed the move from Sarasota to Arizona. We even= heard him exclaim, who could afford to travel there? Isn’t it funny how pow= er changes opinion? Wonder if the news is for real on that station.=

Jeff Ruby is always on the sidelines for Colerain football games. Don't ask us w= hy? But when Elder played Colerain last weekend, Doug Ramsey, the Elder coach a= sked Montgomery Inn’s Dean Gregory to be on his sideline. It must’ve worked, because Elder won.<= /b>

That dynamic duo -- Eddie and Tracy -- on Hate Radio Thursday afternoon, were discussing if a certain caller was in fact gay.<= span style=3D'color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;text-underline:none'> This character named Nick was the so-called gay caller. Maybe he’s just a shill. And what about Tracy Jones’ story the other day claiming his 17-year-old son Hunter kisses his girlfriend on the lips and grabs her ass.= You mean people actually listen to that crap?

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Scott Sloan, the night-time talker on WLW who masquerades as our Sports Editor's brother -- Randy Furman -- was chatting with trash talker Bill Cunningham t= he other afternoon (Monday)....and Cunningham asked Sloan aka Randy, why he is= n't a guest on Ken Broo's (TV5 ) Sunday Night Sports Rock show (11:30 pm)...And Randy aka Sloan responded, gulp: "Because Ken Broo is anti-Semitic.&qu= ot;

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   = ;         And you wonder why they call it Hate Ra= dio -- Happy New Year to the Jewish Community.

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   = ;         Finally, with only 45 more days till the November Elections, political insiders at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda were asking Charles Foster Kane about Jewish New Year&#= 8217;s, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, reputed in the press to be a part-= time rabbinic scholar in his own right, explains that yesterday on the Jewish calendar, it was the first day of Tishri, 5770, but for you, it's only 5769! Kane said New Jew’s Day was just like regular New Year’s, witho= ut the Rose Bowl game on TV. The hardest part about it is remembering to change the year. All day long we kept writing “5769” on our checks. Un= ion goons are complaining they didn’t get the day off with pay. Imagine h= ow mad they’ll be when they hear Hanukkah lasts eight days. Our Quote for Today Committee chose the all-time classic: “How odd of God to choose= the Jews.” Most people think author Ogden Nash wrote it, but our research department credits William Norman Ewer in “The Week-End Book” in 1924.

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Bluegrass Blessings

            <= /span> Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo hasn’t been seen all day. He went out to find some Jews in Northern Kentucky to wish a= Happy New Year, and he hasn’t been seen since.

  &= nbsp;         We stopped by Applebee’s and saw Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane having lunch with Miss Vicki, b= ut they hadn’t seen the CamBoozler either. The CamBoozler has a lot of explainin’ to do. Maybe they should’ve called Rick “The B= at Boy” Robinson, since his Graydon Head & Richey Christmas Parties = at the Fort Mitchell County Club are well known for being the only place we’ve ever heard Jews have been ever been made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky, but only since 2003.

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Obama: Legalize Illegals To Get Them Health Care

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