— Special “Presidential Palaver” E-dition —

= Sunday, August 23, 2009

Maybe It Was Just a “Wee Weed”

        = ;    Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says the mystery of Wee-Wee Gate has finally been solved. Obama puzzled people when he told an audience a= t the DemocRAT National Committee headquarters “There's something about Aug= ust going into September where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.” Imagine the outrage if George Bush had said “Wee-Wee.”

White House press dweeb Robert Gibbs tried to e= xplain that it means folks are wetting their beds over the health care debate, but some people think it was an expression like “Yes, We Cannabis” Obama used during those days when he smoked all that ganja.

   = ;         The Blower has been gloating ever since the total failure of the Demolition DemocRATS’ “Cash for Clunkers” Program was announced. Somebody should ask Obama’s Transportation Department if Mr. Goodwren= ch shouldn’t have looked under Lahood a long time ago.

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   = ;         And if Discombobulated DemocRAT lawmakers thought all that furor over Obamacare= at town hall meetings was dying down, they might have had a surprise Saturday. That's we saw news blurbs announcing that citizens had been planning anti-O= bamacare rallies across the country in all 435 congressional districts. Local D-Rats must’ve gotten a pass, because we never heard a word about it hereabo= uts. What’s up with that, local Tea Partiers? =

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   = ;         Sean Hannity’s Freedom Concert on Friday also fizzled as a media event, af= ter Kings Island spokesman Don Helbig sent out this e-mail: “As per the Freedom Alliance organizat= ion, media access for tonight’s concert will not be permitted.” Deba= te the reasons all you want. It was still a really stupid move. These folks ne= ver miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

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   = ;         And did you hear that Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus actually accep= ted a challenge to appear at a GOP event on September 9 after Huggable Howard at the Fishwrap blew the whistle on the Defensive DemocRATS’ scheduled phony-baloney “Obamacare-Supporters-Only Event” next Wednesday?=

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        = ;    Here’s what Award-winning Photo-Illustrator Artis Conception predicts that might l= ook like.

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   = ;         And how about that other Obamacare debate challenge from Independent Conservative DemocRAT Congressional candidate Dr. Kevorkian in Anderson Township where the Anderson Center has = been reserved from 7 – 9 PM on September 2? Second District Congresswoman = Mean Jean Schmidt shouldn’t have any trouble finding the place. After all, it’s right down the street from where Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney is scheduled to rake our Bitch-in-a-Ditch over the coals tomorrow du= ring her Ohio Elections Commission deposition in that case where she’s try= ing to argue that she really didn’t take $30,000 in blood money to deny t= he genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks. <= /span>

Memo to Finney: Make sure it’s Mean Jean = who actually shows up, instead of her eviler twin sister Jennifer Black. Many m= en say they never could tell the difference between them.

            <= /span>Meanwhile, down = at the Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, if unFurloughed Fishwrapper Jon Craig sent in a correct version of his story last Thursday (about that Ohio Elections Commission hearing where = That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt dropped four false-statement claims in t= hat case), and an incorrect version of that story actually appeared in the Fishwrap, then we have only to discover who made that change. =

   = ;         Speaking of Feckless Fishwrappers, “MearsMan” just wants to inform the money-grubbing losers at the Fishwrap that he will no longer be consulting their website, since he cannot read any of the articles without being asked= to fill out a survey. The survey states that the reader will only be asked to = fill it out once on the same computer, so how do the Fishwrappers explain that MearsMan has been asked to fill one out numerous times since they started t= his crap? All those DemocRAT “journalists” wouldn’t lie to us, would they?

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   = ;         Hamilton County’s Coroner on TV O’Dell Owens is whining about budget cut= s, saying the county can’t afford any layoffs in his department in case Commissioner Odd Todd Opportune has a special request for an autopsy. The i= dea that O’Dell would take a pay cut never came up.=

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   = ;         One person who seems to have gotten that message is Ghizzy Lizzy over at Cincinnati City Hall. Ghizzy and the Monz says they’d take 50% pay cuts, along with Berding and Bortz. Now they need= one more vote. Do you think any of those other money-grubbers will agree?<= /o:p>

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   = ;         Now if only Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in only 72 more days = would issue a similar challenge, Alex T., Mall Cop GOP might have the glimmer of a coordinated campaign issue. But don’t hold your breath.

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= ;           Our Sweet Young Summer Intern Samantha is still reviewing all that material on Quisling Charlie Luken to see how our sleazy spokesman for the Casinos got = his Official Whistleblower Nickname. Local Republicans who claim only their ox = gets gored in The Blower would really be surprised at all those less-than-complimentary comments about “The Quis” that have appeared over the years in our always fair-and-balanced publication. =

= ;           And there was even a day when our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor was = not held in such low repute that sometimes, we even mentioned his name.

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   = ;         Yesterday was the biggest Saturday crowd yet at the Farmers’ Market at Anderson Center Station. They hoped you liked tomatoes. The Thousand Chords were on hand to entertain and Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson said the goats survived for = yet another week because the nannies had provided delicious Goat's milk fudge in three flavors - chocolate, peanut butter, and maple! Still, Anderson’s = Chief Financial Officer Ken “Just One More Budweiser, Thank You” Dietz says, “Even these people would do a lot more business if they only ha= d a beer booth.”

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   = ;         Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall can’t understand all of the talk a= bout Ocho Cinco’s kicking that extra point. It only brings again to surface how cheap “Millionaire Mike” Brown is. Hasn’t he signed h= is number one draft pick yet? Wouldn’t that be 10 out of the last 16? And now they don’t even have a substitute for the kicker. More bonus money at Christmas for Brown family!

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   = ;         Speaking of spoiled sports, Hurley the Historian says back in 1913, legendary Native American Olympic track and field athlete Jim Thorpe was stripped of his gold medals by the Olympic Committee when it was discovered that he’d rece= ived $25 per week to play minor league baseball in North Carolina while he was in school. Unlike other players who played for money, Thorpe signed on under h= is real name.

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Russell Bakers, “Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.”

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   = ;         Speaking of publicity, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Fost= er Kane why The Blower requires something more than “permission from an unnamed third party” to publish a letter from the ex-wife of a Warren County elected official, so the ex-wife would have the opportunity to set t= he record straight and try to find out which of her ex-husband’s politic= al enemies in Warren County was spreading false information. “It’s= not that we don’t trust our unnamed third party,” Kane explained, “But in politics, we’ve seen that not everybody always tells the truth.”

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        = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says = if people in Northern Kentucky feel disenfranchised b= y Obama, what do you think the people in the South Side of Chicago feel like when th= ey pass Obama’s $ 3 Million house on the way to their 42nd floor apartme= nt in downtown Chicago and after climbing the 42 flights of stairs (because the copper wire has been cut out of the elevator) and then turn on the TV to see he’s at Martha‘s Vineyard for a vacation, after only six months’ work.

= ;           The Obamas will be staying at a private= 28-acre estate that rents for $35,000 a week.

= ;           Now here’s another egregious exam= ple of liberal bias in the press: CNBC in the face of Obama’s admitting the deficit his administration has created will not be $7B but rather $9B, decides the most important financial news is that a 100 point gain by the D= ow Jones on Friday should be the headlined financial news with “Dow Soars.”

= ;           And Whistleblower Business Editor Merri= ll Forbes wonders if you were as excited about the increased homes sales numbe= rs for last month as the people on Wall Street were. Imagine if you sold one h= ome last year and your sales for this year were two. Your accountant would say = you increased sales by 50% and the IRS would say you increased sales by 100%. S= o if this increase they keep bragging about is 7%, what the hell does that mean?=

= ;           Ken CamBoo’s insurance agent is d= amn tired of Obama denigrating the insurance companies. Ken said his brother-in= -law is also an insurance man and if Obamacare becomes law, he would have to tak= e in the brother-in-law and his family, and that alone is reason for him to be against Obamacare.

= ;           In a related story, Ken says as a Veter= an, he was glad when George W. Bush told the VA to do away with the Preferred Livi= ng Wills, but now that Obama has reinstituted that policy, that only gives Oba= ma more reason to fear Military personnel.

= ;           After reading in Saturday’s Blowe= r that Mayor Blondie Whalen will be raising Y’All Ville taxes by 4% next wee= k, Ken CamBoo wonders if that would be a good place for Representative Goof Do= ofus to put on a jockstrap and conduct an impromptu town hall meeting on Obamaca= re?

= ;           In a related story, Trey Grayson who ju= st might announce that he is running for Senator Bunning’s seat, said he would like to conduct a town hall meeting, but his strongest support comes = from “Moderates” who supported John McCain and Bitch McConnell, while Pro Choice people like Judge Ernesto Scorsone and his wife say those meetin= gs seem to only draw Conservative Nazis.

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= ;           Ken CamBoo says with the concerns of Obamacare becoming a reality, he decided to ask his Veterinarian if he would accept him as a patient. His Vet told him he would accept him, but there we= re 150 dogs, 125 cats, and 29 horses ahead of him, and when the time came to p= ut his dog down, his wife would have the option of putting him and the dog down for the same price.

= ;           Not so long ago, just about everyone wa= s in favor of living wills and health-care proxies. But isn’t that controversial House proposa= l to allow Medicare coverage for end-of-life counseling similar to recent legislation backed by Republicans like Goof Doofus?

= ;           Ken CamBoo says maybe Rush Limbaugh has= it right when he says that with the fear Obama is stirring about the talk of “Death Panels,” maybe he should change the terminology to “Cash For Caskets.”

= ;           Finally, Nathan “Cornbread”= Smith and Michael Liquid Plummer say the Redneck Word of the Day is “Obama”: Used in a sentence, it’s “I bought a case = of beer and drank it Obama self.”

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