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Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Blower’s Week in Review

= What= a busy week it’s been for The Blower. And as usual, we have our top t= hree stories:

3D"Obama = &nb= sp; 3D"cid:image006.gif@01CA54BC.28405510" Our number one story this week w= as Obama’s Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech. Good grief! Just imagine if th= at was George Bush getting a peace prize after just announcing that he was 30,= 000 more troops to Afghanistan.

On Late Night TV, Jay Leno said: a lot of people don’t understand why President Obama won the peace prize. You know something, look around you. Peaceful. Went to the mall this week. Peaceful. Open house by my house. Not one person came in. It’s a peaceful econo= my we live in.

On the Tonight Show, Conan O’Brien said: Presid= ent Obama accepted his Nobel Peace Prize today in Norway, and the audience incl= uded Will Smith and Wyclef Jean. It truly was a historic day, because for the fi= rst time ever, there were three black guys in Norway.

On the Late Show, David Letterman said: Obama went to receive his Nobel Prize. It’s the beginning of the award season so the event was hosted by Neil Patrick Harris. Something weird happened at the ceremony. The Salahis showed up. How’d that happen?=

On the Late Late Show Craign Ferguson said: Obama accepted the peace prize today. I don’t want to say that Obama love is out of control, but his acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize won the Pulit= zer Prize.

Jimmy Kimmel said: This morning President Obama recei= ved the Nobel Peace Prize. He angered some Scandinavians when he left right aft= er the ceremony. Usually the winner stays and has dinner with the committee. I don’t think it’s a good time to make Scandinavians angry . . . = not after Tiger was caught cheating on his Scandinavian wife . . . he could win= d up with a golf club through the windshield of Air Force One.=

And Jimmy Fallon said: It was a big day for President Obama. During his Nobel Prize acceptance speech in Norway, Obama stated, “Let us reach for the world that ought to be — that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls.” Obama got those wo= rds from his new speechwriter, Ken Hallmark.

We’d be surprised if you didn’t see Obama’s joke Nobel Prize Speech on last night’s Saturday Night Live’s Opening.

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&n= bsp; 3D"cid:image006.gif@01CA54BC.28405510" Our Second Biggest Story this we= ek was “Stupid Drivers Day” in the Tri-State, when every idiot behind = the wheel didn’t know what to do when he saw his first snowflake?

= ; = 3D"cid:image006.gif@01CA54BC.28405510" And our Third Biggest Story this= week was UC Football Coach Brian Kelly’s Disgraceful Departure Debacle.

The Blower’s Associate Spoiled Sports Editor= , the lesser-known but equally outspoken Jock S. Niffer, has been reflecting on t= he obscene circus of the Brian Kelly Saga (or, as we at The Blower call= it, Mark Dantonio II). Jock wonders, what’s the real difference between O= ne Point Whatever Million Dollars, and Several Million? A house with 5,000 more square feet? A small fleet of Rolls Royces and a yacht, instead of one Rolls Royce and a sailboat? A butler, a cook, a nanny, and a maid instead of just= a maid? I mean, how much greed can a man have?

And what about these “universities” who have become mere football (and basketball) whores? Is Notre Dame really a university, or just the apparent bottom bitch for the NCAA pimp? Jock says, let the NFL pay for its own minor league syst= em, instead of perverting, corrupting and draining what used to be the American university system. After all, wasn’t there some controversy earlier t= his year when they invited our Pro-Abortion President to speak at Notre Dame’s commencement?

Bearcat Booster Tino Delgato says Brian Kelly did a g= reat job for UC. He demanded and signed a lucrative contract extension. Brian Ke= lly should have waited to interview for the Notre Dame Job till at least after = the UC football banquet. Keeping the local media out of the banquet and having a police escort was just too classless for my tastes. When athletes change schools, they must sit out a year and go to a different conference. W= hen coaches change they start immediately at even more money. So why is there a contract?

Tino also suggests a New College Major: Notre Dame announced that they had done a long, thorough and exhaustive study to get t= he right candidate to succeed recently fired Coach Charley Weiss. Considering Charlie was fired seven days earlier, our guess is they started this study = when they hired Charlie. We are guessing they have Brain Kelley’s replacement in their sites. Gosh, Charlie got $18 million severance to leav= e. No wonder this is the DREAM coaching job. I would recommend the best college education major to choose is now coaching. Let Japan, India, and China educ= ate the scientist and doctors. America will provide the coaches, bankers and lawyers. That is where the money is, especially handling Notre Dame’s portfolio.

The Blower would like to see new rules ena= cted for College coaching changes. When a school hires away a coach who is under contract they must pay for his replacement costs including assistant coaches’ well being. This is good for Notre Dame along with UC who wi= ll probably now do the same to some other school.

Second, that interview can NOT take place till the completion of the season including post season Bowls or Tournaments. IF the coach leaves the school with NCAA or other sanctions, those sanctions and baggage go with him (see John Calipari re Memphis). <= /p>

Finally put a significant buyout in coaches’ contracts that at least puts some money in the University’s pockets f= or launching that coach; after all Notre Dame has Millions. Go Figure!!!<= /o:p>

      = ;         MONDAY in our “Salute to Sneaky Attacks” E-dition, we asked if in the parlance of today, the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor shouldn’t be known as 12/7.

The first ad of the season for the Amazing Chabotheads made their appearance.

And our Seediest Kid of All was = Norbert Bleek, a cute little 8-year-old from Northern Kentucky whose mother couldn't afford to buy him n= ew Nike gym shoes and Polo T-shirts all the time, so Norbert was forced to wear his older sister's tattered, out-of-style, hand-me-down dresses.

         = ; And if that wasn’t enough, we published a special “Multicultural Holidays” E-dition, where we published “PC Holiday Greetings for Our Liberal Friends.” We began “= ;That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt’s Twelve Days of Christmas,” along with an update from Patty Lewis about our upcoming Corporate Christmas party.

         = ; TUESDAY in our weekly “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” E-dition, we heard from the usual suspects about the top stories of the day:

Planet Savers at the Summits said apparently Copenhag= en has no climate problem because all of those green morons attending the Clim= ate Summit there will be utilizing over 140 private jets to get there and while they are there will be taxied around in 1200 limos (a whopping five are hybrid).

Cincinnati Over-Taxed Payers said maybe the City of Cincinnati wouldn’t still have a $51 Million Budget Crisis if the City Mangler’s office hadn’t spent pissed away $170,000 on the Great= er Cincinnati Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky African American Chamber of Commerc= e, whatever the hell that is!

And Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters said you can’t believe how many of my assistant prosecutors asked for a raise after reading I hired a political crony like Warren County GOP Chairman Tom Grossmann for a paltry $108,000-a-year.

         = ; WEDNESDAY in our “Coach Kelly Watch” E-dition, we marveled at the former UC Football coach’s negotiating style.

We reported that a new Rasmussen poll found that the = Tea Party movement's popularity was growing, so much so that it garnered more support than the Republican Party on a generic Congressional ballot. What a surprise! No wonder Anti-Taxers at the Cincin= nati 9/12 Project were actually following The Blower’s advice and p= utting up their own candidates in key local races, like Matt Burke, their candidate in Ohio’s 21st Congressional District. =

Larry from Yorkton, Virginia said Harry Reid was at it again, likening the Republican stance on health care to their so-called sta= nce on slavery. Harry has proven that he not only does not know how to reduce health care costs, he also does not know his history. Harry is suffering a severe case of Enlightened Statesman Syndrome. =

And speaking of racists, The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claimed that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative effect on the black community, specifically young black hos.

       =    THURSDAY,<= b> in our “High Winds Warning” E-dition (which actually came out Wednesday), there must’ve been a lot of politicians outside making speeches.=

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Britt Humus said Obama had outlined his latest and greatest multibillion-dollar stimulus proposal. This time Obama said the nation must continue to "s= pend our way out of this recession" until more Americans are back at work.<= o:p>

In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said = Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher, who hopes to win the DemocRAT nomination for U.S. Senate, = is blaming his likely GOP opponent Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman for all of the country̵= 7;s economic woes.

Local DemocRATS brought in Gayvenor Strickland for th= eir big Holiday Celebration and Fund-raiser last night, and The Blower wondered when’s the last time our two-time “Turkey of the = Year Award” Winner Alex T., Mall Cop GOP at “all-Blue” Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters invited John Kasich for a visit?

          &= nbsp;    FRIDAY in = our “How Odd of God to Choose the Jews” E-dition, it was potato latkes for= one and all as we wished everybody “Happy Hanukkah.”

Many people were wondering how the City of Cincinnati would be celebrating this sacred Jewish holiday? Most Jews in Cincinnati ma= de their Exodus to the suburbs ages ago.

Down at the Cincinnati Metropolitan Housing Authority, Arnold Barnett and that Rosenberg guy will be exchanging Hanukkah slurs.&nb= sp;

And Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel, who s= ays peccadilloes in politics and the media have kept The Blower in busin= ess for the past 18 years, won the Whistleblower’s Weekly Limerick Contest with this entry:

            =             &nb= sp;     Here’s why celebrities and politicians say adultery’s OK,

            =             &nb= sp;     And won’t let their expedient marriage vows ever stand in the way.

            =             &nb= sp;     Money and power are powerful aphrodisiacs

            =             &nb= sp;     That turn alleged spouses into boinking amnesiacs

            =             &nb= sp;     Who forget about everything but their next roll in the hay.=

And just wait till you hear about Linda’s next “Political Philanderer.”

= ALSO ON FRIDAY in our “Bye-Bye Brian” E-dition, Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda Meeting couldn’t stop agreeing with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about what a great politician Brian Kelly would make, because nobody really expects loyalty from a politician.

= ; SATURDAY in our “More Meaningless Awards” E-dition, we were amazed how much Obama sound= ed like Bush when he shamelessly showed up in Oslo to pick up his undeserved N= obel Peace Prize.

Speaking of undeserved awards, Coming on the heels of Brian Kelly’s “So long, Suckers!” speech, UC awarded a so-called honorary degree to our old friend Phil Cox for "exemplifying= the highest purposes and ideals of the University?" The Blower alre= ady covered the fact that this Cox sucker was a total academic fraud - two years ago, because he never graduated from XU as he claims. (You can read all about our exclusive expose on our UC Academic Fraud Lawsuit web site here.) =

Corryville and Mount Washington were announced as the chosen targets for the Neighborhood Enhancement Program, and Corbly Sutton = said he sure hoped the 90 days of "CLEAN-UP" will erase the Section 8 housing, dead-beat kids "wiff dare pants haf off" walking on Sutt= on at Cambridge when dey should be in skool, empty houses, tall grass, and lit= ter.

And word came that Channel 9 “Substantially True News” was teaming up with Trish “The Dish’s” love s= lave videographers to send only one camera crew instead of two to news events.&n= bsp; Many people were wondering when they’d just be reading The Blower<= /i> on the air, and now you know why we always say our Feckless Fishwrappers are too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to bring you the news.

     &n= bsp;    In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass = Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said says just to get us all in the holiday spirit, today = our good friend Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters will be bringing us his favorite Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed:

&n= bsp;           1. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

&n= bsp;           2. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are=

&n= bsp;           3. Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

&n= bsp;           4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me=

&n= bsp;           5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

&n= bsp;           6. Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me<= /p>

&n= bsp;           7. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

&n= bsp;           8. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pou= t, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

&n= bsp;           9. Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent night, Holy… oooh look at the f= roggy? Can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

&n= bsp;        10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

         = ; In Today’s Quote of the Week, Larry from Yorktown, Virginia says to commemorate Harry Reid's infamous Senate speech this week, he would like to submit the following Lyndon Johnson quote taken from an article from Ame= rican Thinker. LBJ was explaining the Great Society and the role that Blacks = were to play in it.

"These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for = us since they've got something now they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've g= ot to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough= to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line= up against us and there'll be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibust= er and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again."

Larry was so impressed with LBJ’s racist rhetoric, he forwarded it to Senat= or Harry Reid and commented that the Dishonest DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader= was a perfect example of what the DemocRAT Party now stands for: Lies and Hypocrisy.

&n= bsp;         &nbs= p;Hurley the Historian says on thi= s date in 2000, Al Gore actually finally conceded the presidential election follow= ing weeks of legal battles over the recounting of votes in Florida after the Supreme Court told called him a “Liberal Loser.” And we still think it would be f= unny if this week, the Supremes announce= d that they were overturning that decision?

    &nbs= p;     At yesterday’s meeting of = the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were complimenting Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about predicting the outcome of= the Brian Kelly Departure Debacle, and making the case early on that Backstabbi= ng Brian would make a wonderful politician, because qualities like loyalty and honesty would be a burden.

You shouldn't have expected any less from a pro-abortion Catholic like Kelly. He ought to fit right in at Notre Dame these days,” Kane explained. “After all, dishonor is in Kelly’s genes. In 1984, wasn’t= he a campaign aide to that infamous DemocRAT Gary ‘Monkey Business’ Hart?”

And Steve “Buns” Grote added, “I Don't know if it was a one-t= ime thing or not, but at Kelly’s press conference at Notre Dame on Friday, there was a noticeable absence on the fourth finger on his left hand. Was K= elly only warming up, OR was just another sign of a DemocRAT with an open marria= ge?

Knute Rockne would be turning over in his grave.

         = ; Finally, coming up next week in “The Week That Will Be,” we’re not really sure what’ll be coming in in the short-term future, but not to worry—as Gilda Radner used to always say, “It’s always something.”

= ;WEEK = IN REVIEW

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= Some weekend wrap-up items in today's Blower were sent in by our equally weekend wrapping-up subscribers, but we could always use a lot more.=

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