— Special “The Week That Was” E-dition —
Sunday,
February 7, 2010
The Blower’s Week in Review
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What=
a
busy week it’s been for The Blower. And as usual, we have our top th=
ree
stories:
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Our Number One Story =
This
Week was Oba=
ma’s
new budget sent to Capitol Hill replete with a record-breaking
$1.56 TRILLION DEFICIT . . . putting us on a path to increase the nati=
onal
debt past $20 TRILLION over the next five years, while at the same time sha=
melessly
vowing to get budget deficits “under control.”
During last week’s SOTUS, Barry promised to be more thoughtful, inclusive, and transparent during the legislative process. This week, Barry urges Congress to “QUICKLY APPROVE his job-creation efforts.” <= o:p>
Didn’t we ram the alleged Stimulus Bill through under=
the
same pretense a year ago? And how does young Barry plan on tackling the def=
icit
woes he continues to blame on that poor bastard Dubya?
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Our Second Biggest St=
ory
this week wa=
s the
dirty little secret that Obama’s Recovery doesn’t include “Jobs.” The
government reported that new jobless claims rose “unexpectedly” last week to
480,000 as layoffs continued during the Obama Recovery.
Maybe that’s why on Late Night TV, Jimmy Fallon said,=
“At
the town hall event, President Obama said, ‘Jobs will be our No. 1 focus in
2010.’ He then added, ‘Specifically, mine and Biden's jobs.’ ”
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And our Third Biggest=
Story
This Week wa=
s all
that hype about sticking Toyota gas pedals. Just think of all those people =
who
traded in their Clunkers on Toyotas. The
Blower bets it was a lot.
On Late Night TV, Jane Leno said, “Have you heard the=
new
Toyota slogan? It’s, ‘Toyota, just try and stop us.’ ”
At Beechmont Toyota, the voice mail message is “Don’t
call us, we’ll call you.”
So why is $tan Che$ley suing Toy=
ota?
Our Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scan=
dal
Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney didn’t want Eric “Call Me Crazy”
Deters to have all the fun.
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Obama’s Asshole of the Week Award was Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, =
who
said Toyota owners “should just stop driving their cars” before he had to
correct himself and say what he meant to say was people should take their c=
ars
to their dealers immediately for repair.
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MONDAY<=
span
style=3D'font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> in our Special “Early Groundhog=
Day”
E-dition, The Blower predicted if Obama saw his shadow, we’d have six
more weeks of empty promises.
Friends of Phil were demanding t=
hat
Groundhog Day be declared a national holiday. They said everybody should get
the day off with pay and Eastern Avenue should be renamed the Punxsutawney =
Phil
Highway.
The Blower
But this year Groundhog Day was =
also a
special date for Hamilton County Property Owners, since =
Our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilt=
on
County Auditor (who until this year had been permitted to run unopposed by =
the
RINOs at 700 Walnut Street) said, “Even if Punxsutawney Phil doesn’t see his sha=
dow
today, your jacked-up drive-by-appraised property taxes still had to be
postmarked before midnight tonight.”
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; TUESDAY
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; WEDNESDAY in our Special “Obama Budget” E-dition, The Blower=
said it all: “Record Spending, Record Deficit!”
Our Ornery Obama Observer said Groundhog Day had come=
and
gone the day before, but he sure as hell felt like he was still living thro=
ugh
the same malarkey over and over and over again.
In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said =
Tea
Party Protesters are panning the Ohio RINO Party’s rubber-stamping of RINO
Party Boss Kevin DeWhine’s pick of his cousin Mike DeWhine for attorney
general. [Now just=
for
fun, check out our protest video]
Running for Hamilton County Commissioner, Ghizzy Lizzy
said, “I don't understand why everyone is so upset at me for endorsing Demo=
cRAT
David A. Pepper for County Commissioner and giving the DemocRATS control of
Hamilton County.”
Senile Sheriff Simon Leis said, “I also endorsed Davi=
d A.
Pepper and that's why I support Ghizzy. We DemocRAT-supporting RINOs h=
ave
to stick together.”
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Everybody was talking about that so-called $40 Million
Concession Package Bungals owner was offering Hamilton County’s Clueless
Commissioners, and The Blower
wondered if this was just another one of Bob Bunglahaus’ great deals for We=
the
Over-taxed Payers.
Then there were all those stories in the local news m=
edia
about a big “Whistleblower” suit being settled with Christ Hospital, and our
Garrulous Grammarian pointed out: that would be a “Whistle-blower” suit.
Properly used to mean “an informant,” the word “Whistle-blower” is always
hyphenated. Just like it says at the top of the page, that’s just “More of =
the
News our local news nerds seem to lose.”
And in another case of gross misattribution, Our Cler=
mont
Crusader said Fumbling Fishwrapper Boy Wonder Barrett Brunsman had only
mentioned The Blower as an "e-mail gossip sheet" related to
the allegations involving Scott Croswell, but Tim Rudd (The Dudd) had actua=
lly
identified The Blower by name in Fishwrap quote.
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Over at the Plum Street Playpen, our City Hall Snitch
warned Big Brother is coming to your garbage can, because when the City giv=
es
out those big recycling bins, the Environmental Police at City Hall will kn=
ow
if you've been recycling or not, and as Comrade Larry Falken told a committ=
ee,
“We will go out and re-educate those who are not recycling.”
Republicans
for Higher Taxes named Michelle Glass Slipper their 2009
Tax Hiker of the Year. RHFT believes Michelle Schneider is
well-deserving of that award, after voting for Boob Taft's Sales Tax increa=
se, Gas
Tax increase, Hotel/Motel tax increase, and over-taxed payer funding for th=
e Empty Uppity Opr=
ah
Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagr=
aown
Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center.
And on Friday we saw the end of another one our local
news media’s Snow Scare Hype Fests, where they tried to create “Snowmageddo=
n,”
close every school, postpone every meeting while Kroger profits hit a record
high, all for a couple of inches of snow. Remember last month’s “Snow Job” =
E-dition,
when we asked what our local
Weather-guessers going bonkers over the coming of the White Death, we’re
wondering what they’d ever do if we ever saw some real snow? [See
it here]
Here’s a suggestion after schools closed on a "NO
SNOW DAY." Next summer, have =
the
weather geeks teach school to all the kids who have to make up "NO SNOW
DAYS."
Speaking of Kroger, the store in Mariemont supplies w=
ipes
and sanitizers for the handles of their carts and then lets baggers wipe the
snot from their nose on their hands while they bag your fruits and vegetabl=
es.
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A
Disgruntled DemocRAT we’ll call Dave says:
In
your kiss-ass issue about Reagan, you left out a few things that might have
upset the tea-baggers (Note
the Liberal use of the pejorative term) as you check
out the meaning of “tea-bagger” on our Urban Dictionary
1.
Reagan tripled the national debt.
2.
Reagan raised taxes
3.
Reagan nominated a pro-choice woman to the Supreme Court
4. Reagan
gave amnesty to illegal aliens
5.
Reagan was a great buddy to Tip O’Neill, and they worked together on a lot of legislation=
.
In
Summary, Reagan could not qualify as a Republican today.
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But
Our Presidential Scholar we’ll call Patrick Maloney replies:
Tell that putz The
Gipper tripled the debt and raised taxes to build up our National Defense to
defeat the evil Soviet empire. At least, his debt increase was geared towar=
d a
constitutional goal of "providing for the common defense" of we t=
he
people. Compare that to Barry's extra-Constitutional spending bonanza.
On Number Three, R=
eagan
did indeed name O'Connor to the court but he also elevated Rehnquist to chi=
ef,
appointed Scalia, and made every attempt to appoint Bork, but the Bolshevik=
s in
Congress scuttled that. Not a bad record on judges, if you ask me.
Number Four was the
worst thing he did as POTUS. He got bad advice. They said it would stem tid=
e of
illegal immigrants. They were wrong and so was he.
On Number Five, the
D-RATS controlled Congress. What was he to do in order to enact his agenda?
That Dem legislature helped him pass largest tax cut in history up that poi=
nt.
Thanks, Tip, for the help.
As for the current
Economic troubles, the blame for it all starts with Reagan’s predecessor. T=
hat
dolt signed the CRA which forced banks to make loans to people who never sh=
ould
have had loans made to them. It was a typical lib social engineering
clusterfuck. Then the program was expanded under Clinton and when Dubya tri=
ed
to put breaks on it, Banking Queen Barney Frank stopped it.
Tell your Dem frie=
nd,
quoting Reagan who was quoting John Adams, "Facts are stubborn
things."
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In Anderson, <=
/span>just as The Blower predic=
ted,
people couldn’t stop talking about the outrageous political reporting by the
local news media, the Forest Hills Urinal’s continued cover-up for
Whacky Jacky O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin, the candidate they helped get
elected under false pretenses. The deadline for the 14th annual Ohio Society
for Unprofessional Journalists Awards Program is February 26.
Meanwhile in Gr=
eed
Township, wh=
ere
Township Trustees pass over 98 qualified applicants to give $50,000 make-wo=
rk
jobs to Party Boss’ soon-to-be-former
spouse as part of their alimony settlements, overweight firefighters are ne=
ver
asked to go on diets, they’re promoted.
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In Clermont Cou=
nty, Friday night's meeting of the
Clermont County Klan was a colorful event -- and we don't just mean because=
of
the bright red jacket being worn by our favorite Clermont County snitch Tim
"the Dudd" Rudd. =
After our Clermont Crusader made certain allegations
against Commissioner Scott Croswell (who skipped last night's rally) we were
not surprised when the Fishwrap's Barrett "the Boy Wonder" Brunsm=
an
failed to give The Blower proper
credit referring to us only as an "e-mail gossip sheet."
The rally got started as all those cronies bearing
torches braved the Kroger Blizzard to head out to the Holiday Inn Eastgate.=
The
event began with Mean Jean's butt boy Danny Bupkis praying for President Ob=
ama
to have the wisdom to lead our troops. Let's hope that wasn't the only thing
those Clermont Cronies hoped to accomplish Friday night, or they are going =
to
be sorely disappointed.
The keynote speakers for the event were newly minted =
GOP candidate
for Auditor Dave Yost and Secretary of State candidate John Husted. Both fi=
red
up the base by asking for money, then telling everyone how they came from
humble beginnings, then asking for more money.
Another special guest -- and we mean special in a Rahm
Emmanuel kind of way -- was That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown
Tax-and-Spend Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt, who
arrived pulling her husband Peter behind her on a leash. Many were surprised
she had time to attend given her soon-to-be-exposed title of the Queen of
Over-Taxed Payer Funded Junkets. Mean Jean flew around the room giving ever=
yone
exaggerated hugs, showing off her shoes, and telling them how she loved bei=
ng
dubbed the new Obama Girl after she suffered an attack of Jungle Fever at l=
ast
week's State of the Dis-Union address.
Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rob “Fighting f=
or
Fund-raisers” Portman told the crowd he hadn’t expected to attend, but found
time after the weather changed his travel plans -- to attend another
fund-raiser in Cleveland. Regardless, the cronies slobbered all over the
Robmeister and who can blame them, after he left them with someone like Mean
Jean as their Congresswoman.
The event was highlighted by everyone talking about S=
cott
Croswell and how he was "done wrong" by Archie Wilson. The only person not talking about it was
Archie, who is still waiting for Tim Rudd to give him a script so he knows =
how
to respond. Tim told us not to include that part in today's e-dition, but w=
e don't
want to be thought of as a puppet for The Dudd, so we put it in anyway.
Also wandering by was Tea Party Guy Mike Wilson,
currently running for state rep-tile, who obviously had not yet learned the
boundaries of the district in which he is running. Joe Uecker, in whose
district the event was held, was none too happy.
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In Northern Kentucky<=
/span>, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Ronald
Reagan was probably a lot happier sharing yesterday’s 99th birthday with those friends who have jo=
ined
him in paradise. Ken says he doesn’t know if The Gipper could handle seeing=
his
old friend Bitch McConnell voting with Obama for all these federal programs=
and
the spending of all the money we do not have.
Reagan would rather remember the old Mitch, standing =
with
him trying to cut spending and taxes. What would Reagan say today if he knew
Bitch was supporting a young man who was a delegate to the Clinton Conventi=
on
and now wants to replace Conservative Senator “BeanBall Jim” Bunning with t=
hat
young man because that young man's father is a wealthy banker?
What would Reagan say to McConnell today about cutting
the legs out from under a Conservative Senator, just to get that Clinton
delegate elected to replace him.
Ken says, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” and it may=
be
a good thing you don’t have to witness what these RINOs have done to your p=
arty
and our country.
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storian says
on this date in 1994 Howard Stern stopped a wou=
ld-be
jumper on the George Washington Bridge. Today most Whistleblower Insiders w=
ish
Howard would take the jumper’s place, and take Draft Dodging Bill Cunningham
and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters with him.
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e for
Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “Politics is not a bad profession. If=
you
succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always wri=
te a
book.”
In This Week’s Campai=
gn
Spotlight Report: did
The Blower really brave Friday’s
Kroger Blizzard to attend travel all the way to Reading just to see Vivacio=
us
Vicky Zwissler (Rhymes with Whistle=
r)
kick off her Zwissle-stop Campaign for the GOP nomination in the 28th Ohio
House District?
You bet! As the publicati=
on of
record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and
back-stabbing in the Tri-state, our readers know to expect nothing less.
Somebody else who wouldn’t have missed
Vivacious Vicky’s “sparkling smile” was State Senator Bill “The Ethnic
Cleanser” Seitz.
And did we really hear the Vivacious One =
say
“Columbus DemocRATS view businesses as a cash cow to be PILLICHED at will?”=
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[See more coverage of Vivaci=
ous
Vicky’s Press Conference here]
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservati=
ve
Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about the
Whistleblower Winter Olympic Tryouts we’ve seen:
Most people couldn’t stop laughing at that video of A=
lex
T., Mall Cop GOP ice dancing with his “Old Blue Face” Alter ego. [See which one i=
s the
girl]
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You can also=
see:
Dumpy DemocRAT
Congressman Steve Drinkhaus and his partner Nancy Pelosi.
Hamilton County =
RINO
Party Boss Alex T. Mall Cop GOP and his Facebook Floozie.
Chris Monzel and
Ghizzy Lizzy with The Monz as the male, and then one after The Monz wus=
sed
out and let Ghizzy toss him all over the ice as this new video
clearly shows.
And former state rep-tile roommates turned bitch slap=
pers
Shannon Faulkner Jones and Michelle Glass Slipper. Let’s hope Shann=
on’s
thumb doesn’t give out trying to hoist Michelle’s fat ass over her head.
But how about today’s entry? Check out “TaxKi=
ller
Tom” Brinkman and his sexy skating partner.
Coming up in “The Week That Will=
Be,” The
Blower will be bringing you more news than most people want to read:
The Blower’s Campaign Countdown will continu=
e,
with only 86 more days till Ohio’s primary elections (100 more days in
Kentucky).
The Blower<=
/i> will report from the National T=
ea Party
Convention in Nashville.
And we’ll see a report from Revered Former Congressman
Bob McEwen on his Cash Amburgy Tour to Israel.
Finally, our Good Friend Kenton =
County
Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders wonders if anybody’s interested in some
Saint's tickets for the Super Bowl? The Robster says he doesn’t want to go =
now
because of the couple sitting beside him. The woman keeps jumping up and do=
wn
all the time, he can't concentrate on the game! The tickets are $1,500. The
Robster has two.
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