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— Special Sign= of the Times E-dition —

= Sunday, March 8, 2009

Happy Daylight Savings Time = ;

<= span style=3D'font-family:Arial'> Its time to Spring Forward, every= body! Now whered we put the damn instructions for changing the time on our new digital watch? Our Quote for Today Committee likes Gary Shandlings I once m= ade love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was on the night the clocks are set ahead. But actually, as confusing as the reasons for Daylight Savings T= ime are, you shouldnt forget Yogi Berras scientific explanation: It gets late earlier out there.

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= ; Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill F= orbes reports another bank was forced to close on Friday, in Georgia. This marks the 17th = bank failure in 2009. The announcement marks the eighth consecutive week a bank failure has been reported after the stock market's closing bell on a Friday.

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= ; On Late Night TV, Jay Leno says, The pr= esidents latest nominee for U= .S. trade representative, Ron Kirk, who owes the government $10,000 in back tax= es, has agreed to pay his taxes. When was there a choice? You try that on April= 15. Later on in his monologue, Jay added, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geit= hner announced he plans to go after tax evaders . . . this after failing to pay = his own taxes. This is part of operation Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

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= ; Maybe all of Obamas appointees believed Dishonest DemocRAT Senate Majority Harry Reid when he said Paying Income Tax in= America is voluntary. Remember = that line next month when youre trying to be creative with your itemized deducti= ons.

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= ; Our Ornery Obama Observer wants you all to remember what your baseball and soft= ball coaches told you was Rule Number One when learning how to hit as little boys and girls, "KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL!" While it seems really confusing, it is really quite simple. President Barack Hussein Obama has ju= st conspired with his lib comrades in Congress to literally DOUBLE DOWN on FDR= 's New Deal and drive our once-independent nation past the brink of socialism.=

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= ; At the same time, we are seeing the same kind of government takeover of private enterprise that we saw by the charming fascist orator Benito Mussolini in 1920's Italy. It is all being done in the name of "crisis" and "catastrophe." C'mon people. This is just a raw power grab by a corrupt, tin-pot dictator, Chicago-style hack politician, who just happens = to now be the most powerful man on Earth, thanks to the ignorant support of 63= .5 million blathering, mouth-breathing morons. And, now that he has power, Oba= ma is enough of a student of history to know just how to keep it.

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= ; Commenting on Obamas trip to Columbus with planeloads of disciples to proclaim his Porkulus Package would retain 25 jobs on the Columbus police department for= an entire year, John No Left Turns in Goshen Joseph says, the cost to use Air Force One for that trip would have paid for most of those j= obs.

= ; Commenting on that picture in Saturdays Blower of an Obama Supporter who was getting a free lunch using his cell phone to take a picture of Michelle Obama, CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street says then theres the lobby of Job & Family Services, always chock ful= l to the brim with poor people all talking on their cell phones and downloading their I-Tunes as they wait to demand their government benefits. They say th= ere are 20% more applicants for welfare than last year because of the economy, = but the real cause of this increase is probably that their monthly cell phone r= ates keep going up. Not to mention their high-speed internet charges. What a fuc= king travesty.

= ; Over at Scrappleface, Scott Ott says, as he signs an executive order Monday lift= ing limits on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research, Obama said he intends to make the wealthiest Americans "bear their fair share of the burden." Read that story here (Obama to Harvest Stem Cells Only from Wealthy E= mbryos)

&n= bsp; After watching yesterdays Link of the Day (Make Mine Freedom-19= 48), a real person of consequence says the United States has been "Oprahfied" and everybody is a victim. Those damn baby boomers ar= e a large enough voting bloc they will sell their souls/votes to keep their soc= ial (in)security and Medicare. So is that Obama"ism" the Doc was sell= ing. That cartoon could have been made today.

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= ; Why didnt Rob Fighting for the Whistleblower Endorsement Portman show up at Thursdays Crawford County Lincoln Day Dinner? Is the Robster taking those hicks for granted?

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= ; Our Clermont Crusader says of course, officials in Pierce Township learned of t= he Blower's report when the township own police chief aka "Inspector Clouseau" was busy reading the Whistleblower instead of working on pol= ice business. But soon thereafter, the officials in Pierce Township made sure the elected officials know of this bad - though truthful - report= ing.

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= ; Clermont Cliff remembers when he brought the Pierce Township story to the Whistleblo= wer several months ago and The Blower got the word out Cliff also sent i= t to the Fishwrap, but course they didnt do any work on it because of their love affair with Greg Conrad and any other DemocRAT in Clermont County. Th= is is delicious irony that Conrad is caught up in this mess after he was on TV talking about ethics in U= nion Township (where he = does not live). He was in effect speaking for the DemocRAT party. The Fish= wrap was quick to go after Republican office holders at the slightest rumor of misdoings, so lets see how diligently they go after this story. =

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= ; Riverfront Name-dropper Tino Delgato says The Banks developers have decided to open up= the naming of the Banks to the General Public. Early returns favor either Mallo= rys Moat or Money Pit. Look for some politician to suggest selling the Naming rights. Can you say LaRosas levy or Buddys Banks. Go figure!!!

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= ; Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says OMG and WTF!! There are no Colored People among the "key players" of the new Western & Southern = Tiara Tower! Does this mean SMLP Chris Mealymouth will be bringing his racist goons down= to the site for a little protest, so he can impose his racist quota system on = the deal? Stay tuned.

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= ; All of The Blowers Daily Racial Healing Items (like the one above) have = been approved by the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union= ), or else some liberal blogger whacking off in his mothers basement might cal= l us racists.

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= ; Shocked in Sycamore wants to know when The Blower will be following up on his concerns about the Sycamorons economic disaster at the largest retail area = in Sycamore Township. Tell him to be patient. = Unlike the Fishwrap, were working on it.

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= ; Republicans for Higher Taxes was proud to co-sponsor a big $1,000-per-person tax-raiser rally for Michelle Glass Slipper, their endorsed candidate for Sta= te Senate. John Pepper says, "While I am not listed as a Sponsor, <= st1:PersonName w:st=3D"on">Michelle and I have enjoyed a productive relationship. I have donated thousands of dollars to her campaigns, and she= has voted to give millions in over-taxpayer funds to The Empty Uppity Oprah Win= frey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center. Michelle takes good care of her rich donors.&q= uot;

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= ; Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1965, U.S. Marines landed at Da Nang in Vietnam, and one of Michelles = best pals, Saskatchewan Willie Cunningham, wasnt among them.

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   = ;         How many Happy Wanderers will be showing up at the Hamil= ton County RINO Partys Wandering in the Wilderness Committee meeting in downtown Sharonville at the Blue Goose Sports Caf on March 9? With all that free food, there ought to be hundreds.

   = ;         In Anderson, now the archbishop has moved in = next door to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, In Russ We Tru= st Jackson is wondering if His Grace will also be liste= d as a celebrity in the Anderson Chamber of Commerce Magazine.

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   = ;         Were also wondering if the archdiocese got hold of that form the= yll need to file their complaint by March 31 about their jacked-up taxes to= the Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor Hamilton County <= /span>Auditor (who was permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street and received a medal from attorneys making a killing handing all his Board of Revision cases).=

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   = ;         Also in Anderson, the Forrest Gump $chool District says its trimming the fat from elementary school menus, but Anderson Anti-Taxers are asking why they cant = trim a little fat from their bloated administrative budgets. <= /b>

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   = ;         In Saturdays Fishwrap, Perry KimBall whined about not having enough jail space. Considering ita taken over a decade to build the Banks, seven years to build two half-assed stadia, can we really blame this on the voters' failure to approve Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportunes and David A. Peppers Super-sized $900 million Feel-Good-Social Pr= ograms Tax Scam that wouldve also included the GOP Sheriff Simon E. Leis Memorial Hoosegow 16 months ago?

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   = ;         Finally, did you see Saturdays front-page story about the twin child-molesting pediatricians. The Janice Morse Fishwrapper wrote that both twins wer= e 53 years old. Well, Duh? Did anybody expect them to be a different age? Quick somebody needs to check and see if Janice was mistakenly put on The Blow= ers e-mail list as a Person of Consequence.

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Todays Right-Wing R= ant

= ;          Fired-up in Finneytown says: Watchin= g what is going on in my Country the last two months is like being stuck in a stuf= fy movie theater watching a bad B-rated movie...and I am sandwiched between a = fat lady on one side and a bunch of obnoxious teenagers on the other and I cann= ot leave.

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   = ;         I have never been one to give too much credit to the NWO people as they alw= ays seemed so extreme...but a lot of what they have been saying seems to be materializing and it is freaking me out.

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   = ;         Like devaluing the dollar so bad that it is worthless so we have to combine with Canada and Mexico, the North American Union and the Amero and all that jazz, considering O's moves in the last two months that does not seem so far fetched anymore.

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   = ;         I would like to hear an honest open discussion about sound fiscal policy to stabilize things instead of causing more panic (which is what O is good at). People are so disoriented and confused right now (Like the Dems keep saying...why waste a catastrophe) that no one seems to know which end is UP...and they are ignoring all the moves towards socialism that are going on...their 401 K is just one small part of what is going on.

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   = ;         I would like to know what it would take to force us back on to the gold standard for our dollar? I have done some reading about it and it sounds li= ke a reasonable way to force politicians from spending us into oblivion. I would love to see these sorts of ideas worked into the national debate.

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   = ;         Second, the idea that the government can insure everyone for healthcare is stupid and does not work anywhere it has been tried. However I have heard f= rom physicians and they used the term "New World Order" as it applies to Obama and his plans. These are well educated a= nd compassionate people who have the most to lose by nationalizing medicine...= they are upset and worried by what they are seeing. There is no doubt the Medica= re and Medicaid need to be fixed but I am afraid of the implications of letting the wrong people revamp the system.

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   = ;         The idea that a woman who thinks Terri Schiavo SHOULD have been starved to death should be deciding medical policy (Loony Liberal John Gilligans daugh= ter, Katherine Sebillius) for our seniors and poor (and eventually the rest of u= s) in this country is ludicrous. Sebilius is the wrong person at the wrong tim= e. She has no ethics.

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   = ;         Where is the outrage, the disgust and the venom from the RIGHT on this issu= e?

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   = ;         With all of our might and strength...Let's force these debates. It is obvio= us that the President does not know how to fix this situation in which we find ourselves. He is taking economic advice this weekend from the co-founder of Twitter for Goodness sakes!!

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   = ;         Conservatives need to go on the OFFENSIVE.

            PS: I am calling Hannity on Monday, even if I have to sit on hold for three hours.

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Bluegrass Bail-jumpers <= /i>

     &nb= sp;     Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth's Atto= rney E Rob Sanders' vile-and-disgusting e-newsletter is on your cyber newsstands now. This week's T= his Week in Kenton Circuit Court came out a day late, probably because all = of the Robster's staff was sent home for a week without pay by DemocRAT Govern= or Steve Beshear-ed. But have no fear, Robster managed a week as the "Lone Ranger" and still sent plenty of felons to the big house.&n= bsp; But the most notorious person in one of Terry "The Smiling Jailer" Carl's new pink jumpsuits this week was the Robster himself... seems a week of working alone wasn't enough to keep the prosecutor from doing a little fund-raising on behalf of the fallen police officer's memorial fund in a "jail and bail" put on by the NoKY Police Unity Tour. Rob= ster's readers are helping the cause by going here:

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     &nb= sp;      And while we are on the topic of public service announcements, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo says this mugshot is NOT First-Lady Michelle Obama as the handful of remaining Kenton Kounty DemocRATS had feared... it's actually just a convicted crackhead named Roxane Comer... but she did vote for Obama!<= o:p>

&nb= sp;           Is there really an alien abduction story going around N= orthern Kentucky? Some of our UFO spotters on Flashlight Theatre need = to check into that and report back to us.

&nb= sp;           Now we have a special no= tice from our friends at the Tenne= ssee Republican Party.

&nb= sp;           Ken CamBoo says hes always been a believer in allowing his kids to make mistake= s, believing thats how they learn. Well, Ken said his son called Friday and sa= id, Dad, do you know that Citi Banks shares can be bought for less then an orde= r of French fries from McDonalds? I think I should take some money and buy some = of that Citi Stock and just sit on it. Ken said he told his son that he though= t he would do better buying the French fries, because the way Obama is spending = your money, those fries will go up a whole lot faster then that Citi Stock and y= ou eat use the fries sooner.

&nb= sp;           Ken CamBoo says all the talking heads on the stock market shows on CNBC have be= en asking the question At what point does this market become Obamas? Ken expla= ined all they have to do is get the New York Post to publish that cartoon about those two guys shooting that ape again and the market would go up 2000 points the first day.

&nb= sp;           A former Kentuckian from the Col= umbus area wrote the Blower to say that Obama must has been watching the Fox News Channel on his teleprompter at the same time he was giving his speech to the twenty-five fire fighters that he created jobs for Friday. He said Obama lo= oked like he was in a drug-induced coma as he gazed from side to side seeing the market plunging and reading on the scroll at the bottom that another 650,000 jobs had been lost and getting them back 25 at a time would mean a lot of expensive trips in Air Force One.

&nb= sp;           Finally, Horny in Hebron says, pleaseno more Obama stories. What we need are some good old-fashioned titty e-mails. OK, HornyThe Blower aims to please.

SEXTING IN CINCINNATI HOT LI= NE

e-mail your promiscuous photos to= day.

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