— Special R= 20;Auto Crisis Update” E-dition —

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Weasel Words From the White House

  =           In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says by Friday, the White House was claiming Supreme Court nominee Judge Sonia Sotomayor now regrets saying in 2001 that a Hispanic woman would tend to ar= rive at a "better conclusion" in making legal decisions than a white m= ale.

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         =    On Saturday, Obama expressed confidence that efforts to scuttle Sonia Sotomayo= r's nomination to the Supreme Court will fail despite intensified scrutiny of h= er judicial career. He said senators should work quickly to elevate this histo= ric federal appeals judge.

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   = ;         Over at the Washington Examiner, = Scott Ott says as concerns grow that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor may no= t be a reliable pro-choice vote on the high court, Obama today attempted to calm fears of abortion rights advocates. The president, who as a state senator opposed the Born Alive Infant Protection Act that mandates medical care for= a living baby after a botched abortion attempt, said that even if Judge Sotom= ayor makes it through the confirmation process, her judicial career could still = end suddenly (“Obama claims right to yank Sotomayor post-confirmation”).

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   = ;         And Hurley the Historian says on this date in 2005, former FBI deputy director = W. Mark Felt stepped forward to admit that he had been “Deep Throat,R= 21; the secret Washington Post source who helped bring down President Nixon during the Watergate scan= dal. It remains to be seen The Whistleblower’s “Elongated Esophagus” at the Obama White House gives us permission to use his na= me. McClellan’s secret source inside the Bush Administration ever reveals himself.

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   = ;         And when the White House opened an online suggestion box to collect the public’s ideas on making government more transparent, House Minority Leader John Boehner sent in a suggestion, saying the White House should bac= k a mandatory 72-hour review period before Congress votes on any major spending bill. In his post, Boehner argues that a mandatory review period would "prevent taxpayer-funded outrages" like "the empty 'Airport = for No One' in the congressional district of Democratic Rep. John Murtha (Pa.)" and "huge bonuses for AIG executives."

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   = ;         Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says on Thursday, Republicans began unleashing a barrage of television and radio ads, as well= as robo-calls, aimed at discrediting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in congression= al districts held by DemocRATS they see as vulnerable. So when will we begin to see any of that stuff in Steve Chabothead’s First Congressional Distr= ict? Or maybe somebody doesn’t think Dumpy DemocRAT Steve Drunkhaus is “vulnerable.”

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Ohio Outcasts

   = ;         In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Mande= rs says according to the Youngsto= wn Vindicator, Rob “Fighting for Limp Legacies” Portman is now questioning the value of endorsements from the likes of Bush, Cheney, and T= he Whistleblower Newswire. Meanwhile, folks at VIndy.com say Dishonest DemocRAT Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner claims her experiences would “hel= p Ohio in the U.S. Senate.” That̵= 7;s just what we need. Brunner has been brutally partisan and underperforming in her public service job. And who in the hell is Fischer? What has he d= one?

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   = ;         At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, one Conservative elec= ted official said, “Portman needs better name recognition and polit= ical bloggers need to start talking about why Rob would be best for this job to = give him positive name recognition.” As for The Blower, Beloved Whistleblo= wer Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders, “We should just keep making fun of Brunner.”

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   = ;         From Indianapolis, Hoosier Daddy says Indiana Gov. Mit= ch Daniels was been picked to give the weekly Republican national address this weekend. Remember all those times Congressman Rob Portman had that honor? We began the time The Whistleblower began faxing out our pal Rob’s transcript five minutes before the broadcast began.
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   = ;         And is Alex’s hand-picked Portman Puppy Andrew Ciafardini now displaying some early pullout symptoms from his ill-advi= sed State Rep-tile Campaign?

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            Congratulations to the Fishwrap. It only took folks at home 24 hours to see Huggable Howard’s version of The Blower’s exclusive report about Dr. Kevorkian’s complaint about Portman’s hand-picked successorR= 17;s trip to Turkey that appeared on the Turkish Coalition of America’s web page showing that photo of That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Je= an Hoffman Schmidt laying a wreath upon the final resting place of the Tomb of the Unknown Terrorist at the same time TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D’s lawyers are trying to convince the Ohio Elect= ions Commission that she really didn̵= 7;t take $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks, as Dr. Kevorkian’s flier (sho= wn here) distributed before the 2008 Election would lead you to believe. =

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee is still checking to see who= the first mother was to tell her child: “Eat your dinner. Think of all the starving Armenians.”

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   = ;         Meanwhile in Kigali, Rwanda, Revered Former Congre= ssman Bob McEwen had dinner with

the President of = Rwanda Saturday night. Revered lead the first meeting of the Reconciliation Counci= l in Rwanda in 1996. It was the first meeting of Hutus and Tutis for the purpose = of building a new nation on reconciliation. They regularly invite Bwana = Bob back, but until now, he just hasn’t = had the time.

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McEwen says his daughter has been working in Rwanda for nearly a year with= the International Justice Mission. IJM is now an international organizati= on that was founded by the American Representative to the Rwandan Genocide in 1994. What he saw here caused him to leave the US Dept. of Justice and begin International Justice Mission. It’s tragic what Kofi Annan, Bou= tras Gali, Madeline Albright, and the Clintons allowed to happen there, when they refused to allow the UN forces to capture the weapons that had been stockpiled for the genocide. An ounce of leadersh= ip could have saved nearly one million lives.

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McEwen says much progress has been made, however. Rwanda is leading Africa in many ways. The people look to the U= nited States as an example of a nation that respects life, property, and freedom. Fortunately, Bush went there and rest= ored our position as caring about justice.

   = ;         Meanwhile, back in Anderson Township, the May 30 opening of the weekly Faux Farmers’ Market was a big success. Besides freshly-picked fruits and vegetables, there was music and a swine flu petting zoo. Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson and Anders= on’s Chief Financial Offi= cer Ken “Just One More Budweiser, Thank You” Dietz even got there e= arly waiting for the beer booth to open.

   = ;         And on the Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club’s web page, we st= ill don’t know who they got to replace WLW Hate Radio’s Draft-dodgi= ng Trash Talker Bill Cunningham as their featured speaker at next Wednesday’s big meeting.

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   = ;         Now here’s another Whistleblower exclusive from Colerain Township, about the antics of Colerain Township Trustee Bernie "I Th= ought I Could Hire My Grandkids" Fiedeldey. He was for limited home ru= le, saying at the April 28 meeting "I personally think that it would be a tool ... to potentially improve the qua= lity of life in Colerain Township, not diminish it," then Bernie = did a 180 at the last minute, yet another disgusting and dishonest move by this tyrannical madman. Fiedeldey's accomplice was the Township Fecal Officer Heather Harlow. She called the roll out of order, which let Fiedeldey vote against his own motion, in an attempt to make limited home rule a political football for his shaky re-election bid.

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Bernie Fiedeldey is a tyrant who must be stopped before he does real damage. Like Adolf Hitler, he needs to be stopped before he goes too far.

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Hopefully Colerain = Township Republicans come to their senses at the upcoming endorsement hearings and stop equating "good Republican" with "blind allegiance to Bernie." Colerain Republicans must reject Fiedeldey's endorsement and also demand his enabler, the Fecal Officer, resign before the Republican brand in Colerain is forever tarnished by two of its three elected officials. Colerain Republicans, shou= ld be in favor of pro-growth policies and protecting our quality of life, not playing political games while impeding progress.

Meanwhile, it’s a good thing nothing like that ever happens in Green Township, where Trustees Tracy Winkler’s and Tony Upton’s political proge= ny are both on that township’s payroll. Is it possible the leaders= hip of those two townships for an Axis of Weasels?

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   = ;         Speaking of things that are green, the folks at SmarterGreen.com say their mission i= s to provide a tax favorable and transparent funding venue for projects that pro= vide a measurable and sustainable environmental benefit at the local level. Would somebody please chec= k out their web page and tell us whatever the hell that means?

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<= i>Bluegrass Buffoons

            = ;    Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he just = got an e-mail from Goof Doofus, who wanted to share some exciting news about his a= ll new-and-improved campaign website. Damn! You can’t get= much more exciting than that. =

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=         = ;    Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Bill Ray Carbine says now that Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder has thrown= out the lawsuit against the Black Panthers who stood outside the polling places= in Philadelphia in the 2008 election, he guesses that means all of us Veterans that boy Obama is afraid of can now bring our M14s and M16s along with our Billy clubs to the polling places for the next election and know that Holder will give us the same rights he gave the Panthers.

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            <= /span>Now here’s a picture of Bill Ray’s basement.

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   = ;         According to Patsy Crowley at the almost defunct Fishwrap, Lieutenant Gubnor Dan Mongiardo is leading Attorney General Jack Conway by 15 points in the Democ= RAT race for “Beanball Jim” Bunning’s seat. Ken said that Dan= ny Boy has captured the hearts of the fifteen year olds and the votes of those eighteen because of his young wife, who Ken is not sure will be able to vote for her husband because of her age. Ken explains it’s an Eastern Kentucky and East Price Hill thing.<= /b>

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   = ;         In the Boondoggle County version of the Fishwrap, Judge No Moore in 2010 annou= nced he was been able to outbid Wilmington, Ohio with Boondoggle County over-tax= ed payers’ money to recapture the hearts and minds of DHL, and bring that fleet of old 727’s and fly them right over the home of the next Judge= of Boonedoggle County. Judge No Moore has confirmed (as written in The Blower about six months ago) that DHL will help pay for the new road that will run from Burlington Pike to the airport and then come out on Turfway Road. DHL will be paying fo= r the portion of highway that will extend from the new road south toward the old par-three golf course owned by the City of Florence, where DHL pilots had a histor= y of landing early in the morning on hole #6. Judge No Moore says he is not sure= how long DHL will be here this time, but one more Chamber of Horrors contributo= r to his 2010 campaign is a good thing, and if he loses— hell, it will be = the rest of the Boondogglers’ problem.

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   = ;         In a related story, Judge No Moore said since he was able to bring those noisy= old 727s back to CVG without increasing the taxes on the over-taxed payers of Boondoggle County, he will be using last year’s tax increase to pay f= or this mess. The Judge said actually the people of Boondoggle County will see= a significant tax reduction, as he has lowered the tax rate from 10.2 cents-p= er hundred to 10.1 cents. Ken wonders when do you think he’ll tell= us about the increase in sewer and water.

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            Now since yesterday (May 30) was the Official Memorial Day, we have another odi= ous ode from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves:

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=         = ;    Memorial Day has come and gone

=         = ;    We can now put on our white shoes

=         = ;    We’ll cook outside with barbecue

=         = ;    And drink up lots of booze.

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=         = ;    The summer time is oh, so fine

=         = ;    With beetle bugs all swarming

=         = ;    Let’s hope we all don’t freeze our ass

  =           From Al Gore’s global warming.

= ;        = ;     REMEMBER: If you can't impr= ove on the news, you shouldn't even be reporting it.=

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