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Sunday,
November 29, 2009
The Blower’s Week in Review
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What=
a
busy week it’s been for The Blower. And as usual, we have our top th=
ree
stories:
The number one story this week w=
as all
that Thanksgiving Day hype. Between “Getaway Day” on Wednesday and “Getting
Back Day” on Sunday, those 120 hours have to be the longest holiday in the
year. Next year you’ll need a “Survival Kit” just to live to tell the tale.
Maybe that’s why they call it “Thanksgiving,” because we are all so thankful
that it only comes once a year.”
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bsp; Our Second Biggest Story this we=
ek was
official declaration of “Black Friday” as a “National Holiday,” where every=
body
is supposed to show up at Wal-Mart at 4:00 AM so they can be a first-in-line
shopper on the TV news while a Wal-Mart worker is trampled to death in the
stampede and a woman miscarries.
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And our Third Biggest Story this=
week
was the total lack of security at the Obama White House when those two Dari=
ng
DemocRAT reality show wannabe party crashers were welcomed by Obama persona=
lly
at a state dinner. Oh, the irony of it all. It’s so good to see security at=
our
Reality TV White House is even better than at Fort Hood.
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MONDAY<=
span
style=3D'font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> in our “Below
the Beltway” E-dition, Hurley the Historian said on that date in 1963,
Americans were still in shock over the assassination of President John Fitz=
gerald
Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States. Memo to Obama Supporters =
in
the Press: THAT was “historic” and “unprecedented.”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose
JFK’s “Ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for yo=
ur
country.” Now that’s “Patriotic.”
And do you remember, it was only a few weeks ago when
Army Chief of Staff George Casey said that if the Army lost its “diversity,=
” it
would be a GREATER TRAGEDY than the recent terrorist attack at Ft. Hood whe=
n 13
American soldiers were murdered by a homegrown Jihadist? =
TUESDAY in our weekly “Real
E-Mails from Real Subscribers” E-dition, we rounded up the usual suspec=
ts
to find out what they would be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
A record number of
still-unemployed Americans
were thankful Obama Economic Team for creating all those new phony jobs.=
Members of the military
sacrificing their lives every day in Afghanistan were thankful it had only then =
been
87 days since our Commander-in-Chief promised to decide about sending more
troops.
9/11 Terrorists waiting to be interviewed on CNN were=
thankful
they’re being tried in New York City close to Ground Zero by a Liberal judge
and a hand-picked jury of their peers.
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; WEDNESDAY in our “Holiday
Warning” E-dition, Whistleblower
Senior National Political Affairs Britt Humus said Obama turned this year’s
holiday into a “Thankless Thanksgiving” and had endeared himself to animal
lovers everywhere when he said the Official White House Turkey had been spa=
red
from a "terrible and delicious fate" by "the interventions of
Malia and Sasha -- because I was planning to eat this sucker."
Persons of Consequence on the Whistleblower’s Subscri=
bers
List were asked to vote in Not the Fishwrap’s Second Annual Turkey Decorati=
ng
Contest, where the person selected as the biggest turkey of the year would =
be
shown with his body on the head of a turkey. (You =
can
see that video here)
Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payers were thankful Devio=
us
DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioners Odd Todd Opportune and David A. Pepp=
er
had promised on a stack of Bibles to vote against any future property tax
rollbacks.
And just in time for Thanksgiving, Cincinnati’s
Butterball City Mis-Manager Milton Dohoney said 112 police officers and 47
firefighters were scheduled to get the axe.
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Blower n=
eeded
a special “Turkey
Contest Winner” E-dition to announce the winner of our 2009 Turkey of t=
he
Year Contest, and we even brought in our surprise guest, Sexy Sarah Palin to
serve up this year’s winner.
Remember: This was the Official “Biggest Turkey of the
Year” Contest. Any other “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest you may have =
seen
published elsewhere on Thanksgiving was surely a fake, especially the one in
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And in Thursday’s Annual “Turning
Thanks-giving into Thanks-getting” E-dition, The Blower presented “Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving,”
“Let's Hear It for Cholesterol,” “OJ’s Turkey Carving Tips,” and “Erotic Tu=
rkey
Basting Tips” from Marilyn “Turkey Neck” Harris, along with our traditional
Thanksgiving update of Porky Dorkman, one of our Seediest Kids of All.
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2'> in our “Busiest
Shoplifting Day of the Year” E-dition, we published the Top Ten things =
The
Blower was grateful for this Thanksgiving, which included the First Ame=
ndment,
our wonderful snitches, and all those Gluttons for Punishment who make it e=
asy
for us to affirm Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto.
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Also on Friday, The
Blower observed that this Thanksgiving, the Chairman of the Hamilton Co=
unty
RINO Party was sitting half-asleep on the couch with his hand stuffed down =
his
pants (after serving up a cliché casserole), and Conservatives were being
forced to look for leadership from the likes of the Cincinnati Tea Party and
the Cincinnati 9/12 Project, who were busy during the holiday keeping up
pressure on Disingenuous DemocRAT Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown, and holding a
Black Friday Healthcare Event, along with a Constitutional Amendment Worksh=
op
at the Library in Anderson.
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; SATURDAY in our “Time
Out From Shopping” E-dition, Whistleblower Senior Sports Editor Andy
FurBall said everybody was still talking about how many times during Friday=
’s
nationally televised UC football game the broadcasters speculated about UC
Bearcat coach Brian Kelly decision to leave UC (with a shot at an undefeated
season, a Big East Championship, and a BCS bowl bid) to accept Notre Dame’s
offer.
Elsewhere in the world, 24/7 cab=
le TV
outlets were reporting non-stop with everything thing they didn’t know about
professional golfer Tiger Woods’ automobile accident scandal.
And back home, Political Insiders couldn’t stop compa=
ring
all those special Thanksgiving e-mails they’d received from all those really
sincere politicians. The Blower=
had
never seen such a heartfelt outpouring of Thanksgiving Day sentiment in our
entire lives.
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In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass =
Bureau
Chief Ken CamBoo said
one of his snitches was actually
listening to WLW Hate Radio on Thanksgiving Day, and Eric “Call Me Crazy”
Deters was on the air for the other ambulance chaser, Bill Cunningham. And
guess what— the entire show was about Deters’ latest frivolous lawsuit. This
one is against our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E. Rob
Sanders, the prosecutor in that recent teacher-student sex case, where the =
news
media received copies of Deters’ lawsuit before it was even sent to the
defendant.
Could you believe Deters actuall=
y had
the chutzpah to call the prosecutor “a publicity-crazed-attention
grabber?"
Sanders’
Response speaks for itself. Deters is not only an embarrass=
ment
to the legal profession, he's delusional, and certainly the kind of person =
of
which Clear Channel is so proud. No wonder Deters was named Northern Kentuc=
ky
winner of Whistleblower’s 2009 Turkey of the Year Contest. =
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p;
At yesterday’s meeting of the
Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower
Publisher Charles Foster Kane about all those left AND right-wing columns
declaring Obama’s first year was a total washout because of all of his
failures. “What do you mean?” Kane asked. “Obama’s first year won’t be up u=
ntil
January 20.”
And from our “Ignoring the Lesso=
ns of
History Department,” after studying the story of Thanksgiving, Conservative
Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says Socialism under Governor William Bradford didn't
work then, hasn't worked since, and never will. “In 1622 the emigrants were
reduced to famine, owing partly to the socialistic system adopted at first,=
and
partly to the arrival of new comers without provisions...” Now somebody sho=
uld
tell that to Obama’s economic advisors.
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Finally, coming up next week in =
“The
Week That Will Be,” we’ll all finally see Obama’s long-awaited military plan
for Afghanistan, which Obama Supporters in the Press will portray as the
greatest military strategy since Caesar crossed the Rubicon.
Then Obama will hold a phony baloney Jobs Summit to t=
ry
to convince people he’s doing a wonderful job, while the nation suffers a
26-year high of 10.2 percent despite Obama’s repeated lies about how many j=
obs
his Failed Stimulus Plan has actually created.
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Meanwhile, former GOP House Speaker Newt Gingrich wil=
l be
in Cincinnati to kick off a series of town halls on jobs, one day before
Obama’s bogus jobs forum at the White House.
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But if you’re looking for people showing up at events=
to
which they weren’t invited, The Blo=
wer
will be checking out all the party crashers at Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson’s
annual Graydon Head & Ritchey “Holiday Reception” on December 2 at the =
Fort
Mitchell Country Club.
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weekend wrap-up items in today's Blower were sent in by our equally
weekend wrapping-up subscribers, but we could always use a lot more.=
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