— &n= bsp; S= pecial “Political Defections Updat= e” E-dition —

Thursday, April= 30, 2009

The Fishwrap claims “Everybody Loves Obama”

= ; Talk about your Obama Supporters in the Press in full swoon over Obama’s First 100 Days of Hype. The Fishwrap didn’t even mention Obama’s terror scare flyover that panicked New York City, but they printed several letters from Obsessive Obama suck-ups who’d attended the Messiah̵= 7;s Coronation on January 20 and they were all pleased with what they’d s= een. Wow— the insight of all that really boggles the mind. No wonder The Che$ley-Deters High Commission on the Crisis of Inconsequence removed Maya = Ruin and Carl “Bud” Wei= ser from The Blower’s e-mail list.

= Obsessive Obama Supporters at the Middletown Journal are blas= ting Real = Republican Warren County Commissioner C. Michael Kilburn for saying “I’ll let Warren County go broke before taking any of (President Barack) Obama’s filthy money.” Those dopes never were on our e-mail list in the first place.

= And did you see where the Fox Network didn̵= 7;t show Obama’s 100th Day of Hype Press Conference Wednesday night? They showed “Lie to Me” and “American Idol” instead. So what’s the difference? Remember, the 2012 election is only 1286 days away.

= Over at Scrappleface, Scott Ott says Iran is offering advice t= o the White House after Obama’s panic-inducing Air Force One scare.= “Mr. President, the next time you need a= photo of your plane near some major metropolitan area,” Mr. Ahmadinejad sai= d, “there’s a way to do it without evoking the nightmare of 9/11 in the streets of New York City — it’s called Photoshop. We used it on our last missile launch pictures.”

= Newsmax is exposing = Obama’s Gaffes and Gimmicks during his first 100 days.

= On the Onion Network, auto workers compete to keep their jobs on a new TV reality show<= /strong>.

  =           The Senate just confirmed Decrepit DemocRAT John Gilligan’s daughter as the Secretary of Health and Human Services, ju= st as the country’s first swine flu was announced. And what’s Cong= ress’ solution to the swine flu epidemic? It’s more Federal funding, of cou= rse!

  =           John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph says it's just ano= ther simple flu, for God's sake---not SARS, No need to throw more money at it. Unless of course you're a tax-and-spend Liberal, in which case you now have pigs pushing your agenda. (Or is that redundant?) Remember, the 2010 Electi= on is only 551 days away.

  =           Speaking of the Senate, that treacherous RINO p= ig Senator from Pennsylvania, Arlen Specter (remember him? He voted "not proven" when the Senate heard Clinton's impeachment), knowing that he could not win the Republican primary next election, with all the stealth of a Somali pirate, announced he would change his party affiliation, and the swine flew over to the DemocRat party.

  =           On the Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson said, = 220;He announced that he’s now a DemocRAT. Republicans were like, “Rig= ht — and you’ve been a DemocRAT for 15 years.”

  =           Somebody on the Blower’s = Facebook just suggested "Arlen Sphincter" for the new DemocRAT’s “Official Whistleblower Nickname.”<= o:p>

  =           GOP House Minority Leader unleashed a blistering attack on Obama, saying, “America has lost more than two million jobs in the last three months, so this is no time for DemocRATS in Washing= ton to be taking a victory lap. The President’s first 100 days can be sum= med up in three words: spending, taxing, and borrowing.” That didn’t seem quite strong enough for Butler County Sheriff Rich= ard Jones, who’s reported to be “considering” running against Boehner in a GOP primary next year. <= /p>

        = ;    Over at the front page of the online Fishwrap yesterday, Skaggie Maggie’s crew couldn’t help but show how lib= eral and lazy they really are. It’s one thing to put the sheriff in front = of his “Illegal Aliens Here” sign, implying that he must be a Republican, but to use a stock picture of him in a coat, with snow on the ground, is just plain lazy.

  =           Finally, Hurley the Historian says on this date= in 1945 Adolph Hitler committed suicide in his Berlin Bunker, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Marge Schott’s astute World War II observation: “Hitler was good in the beginning, but he just went too far.”

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More Long-Winded Conservative Opinions

        = ;    Our Ornery Obama Observer is handling the 100th= Day of BHO the same way he handled Inauguration Day. He is on a 72 hour bender.= The Ornery One figures that by the time he sobers up and fully recovers from wh= at will surely be a hangover for the ages, this current wave of whacky Obasms = will have at least temporarily subsided. The recent lib lap dancing has elevated Obama far above the level one could reasonably expect for a hack Black Pant= her wannabe community organizer from the political cesspool that is Chicago. The sycop= hantic scribes in the press give him a pass on his total reliance on the telepromp= ter. They drool over his “competence” and lovingly describe him as c= ool, hip and comfortable in his own skin. They marvel at his foreign policy R= 20;success” . . . which includes ordering the killing of three Somali teenagers. While = the war goes on in Iraq, <= st1:country-region w:st=3D"on">Iran imprisons American citizens, North Korea tests missiles and the Taliban= are just miles away from capturing nuclear weapons in Pakistan, the media has gone = completely silent on these conflicts. Instead, cable news coos over Obama’s savvy struggle with swine flu and his “moral” release of the murderers from GITMO. So, don’t look for Our Observer for a few days. He is get= ting quite sauced. He tells us he will eventually sober up. But, he is not sure = the American people ever will.

  =           Our favorite rabble rousing rebel Jim Bowie VI = writes that it is time for conservative Americans to face the grim facts. We are n= ow living in the looney land= of Obama. He is the= King of the Hill. The Supreme Leader. Numero Uno. And, the progressive socialists control every important institution. All branches of government . . . the m= edia . . . the courts . . . the banks . . . the auto industry . . . the entertainment industry . . . the universities . . . most of the churches. I= t is now considered the social high ground when two Iowa lesbians get married at the court= house and parading "their" baby around are considered mainstream. The Bowster writes that the conservative movement should know it is in deep, de= ep trouble when anybody at all gives a remote crap what Keith Olbermann, Janine Garafaolo, Billy Maher, Joy Behar, Perez Hilton, Ed Schultz, Rachel Maddow = or anyone else of that ilk thinks. Ohio, Florida, Kansas, New Mexico, Iowa, Pennsylvania and even both C= arolinas either already are or soon will be solid blue states. Only 24% of Americans consider themselves Republicans. George W. Bush, Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and the rest of that bunch has damn near killed the GOP. = But stay tuned, because Jimmy the VI actually has some pretty good news.

  =           Our covert contributor William F. Wisniewski ge= ts a chuckle out of how the lap dancing libs in the media are presenting the so-called Arlen Specter party switch as some huge victory for President Bar= ack Hussein Obama. The Wizzer wants to know when was the last time that back-st= abbing old bastard voted with the GOP anyway? You may recall that Specter was a deciding vote in the passage of BHO’s con job stimulus package. The senile Specter’s defense for his RINO vote was, “We have to do something.” If Specter felt compelled to do something, why didn’= ;t he just go change his Depends? What the hell! The Wizzing One guesses a few= of you might still remember that there were Kerry/Specter signs all over Pennsylvania dur= ing the 2004 election. Republican? Please. Who is rear-ending whom? Since Specter n= ever voted with the Republicans . . . there is no shift in the balance of power.= The only reason Specter bailed on the GOP is he knew he was destined for certain defeat in his upcoming Republican primary. The Wizzer says good riddance. A= nd, please do let the door hit you on the way out. <= /span>

  =           Harry the Cable Guy wants to know why the Slavic community is not incensed by David Letterbomb’s recent racial hate speech. Old Gaptooth actually had the nerve to insult Rush Limbaugh by sayi= ng he looked like an Eastern European dictator. So, what’s wrong with dictators from Eastern Europe? Why didn’t the Idiot from I= ndiana say South American dictator? Oh, wait. The guy Letterbomb worships is Presi= dent Barack Hussein Obama. And, his hero Obama has a full-blown man crush of the biggest South American dictator in history . . . Hugo Chavez. Now we get it= .

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If It Does Not Fit, You Must Acquit

        = ;    The Blower was looking forward to the highly anticipated = court battle today between Patti Brisben's Dildo World and a bunch of rogue dildo peddlers who dared to leave the employment of the company and try to sell t= hose pulsating "relationship enhancement devices" on their own. The dr= ama was to unfold today in Ham= ilton County Common Pleas Court before the On-her-ab= le Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine. Dildo World's Patti Brisben is represented by = none other than a member of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team, Joe "I Swear I’m Not Really A Customer" Braun. Dildo World is located in the = City of Loveland where Braun also serves as prosecutor and says those who commit crime in Loveland will be prosecuted to the full= est extent of the law even, if they only owe $1.16. =

  =           Without any apparent reason, the Dildo World ca= se was suddenly transferred without notice on Monday to United States District Court.= The Blower was thinking there was no better judge more qualified to watch P= atti Brisben demonstrate how dildos are used, or hear a case involving salacious stories of hot blondes selling dildos than our former Sniveling SenatorR= 17;s Stuttering Son, but we couldn’t have been more pleased to hear that t= he landmark case was transferred to the judicious courtroom of Federal Judge M= ichael Barrett. This scenario couldn't get any better unless we were making this s= tuff up! But do you think the Honorable Judge Barrett will need to recuse himself because of his Official Whistleblower Nickname?<= /span>

   = ;         Still Employed Sports Talk Show Host Tino Delgato says the Bungals (i.e. Milliona= ire Mike Brown) paid the Brown Family members gazillions of dollars is salaries= and bonuses. Just think what they would have been paid IF they had been success= ful. Go Figure!!!

  =           Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin is all upset= over some idiot’s “Your Voice” column in the Fishwrap promoting the Trolley Folly. Stu says that idiot asserts "streetcars are a good investment for the city," and that no less an impartial observer than = UC "...confirmed that for every $1 the city invests in the Cincinnati streetcar, it will reap $2.7= 0 in benefits." Sounds like more of those stupid Obamanomics to us! S= tu also says, “100 days is 101 days too many.”

        = ;    On the Cincinnatus Standard Web= Page (where previous e-ditions of The Blower= are archived, we saw an ad for “Honk If I’m Paying Your Mortgage= 221; bumper stickers. And who said Obama is bad for business.<= /strong>

  =           Commenting on The Blower’s coverag= e of The Golden Lamb’s 75,000 consecutive days in business, Linda from Lebanon= says the Portman family still owns the property and leases it to the current operators. Linda also asked if we thought Mean Jean Schmidt was applying fo= r a job at the Golden Lamb, because The Bitch-in-a-Ditch is afraid she can̵= 7;t be re-elected.

  =           Is Larcenous Lobbyist “Chippy” Gerh= ardt shilling for those folks trying to bring casinos Cincinnati? Certainly no more than Chippy’s pal Quisling Charlie Luken is, and certainly not for free!

  =           Is it true that an assistant Cincinnati Police = Chief went to the FOP meeting to see who was going to bring a “No Confidence” vote before the membership? When nothing was presen= ted, he left quickly. That was the same assistant chief that Ron Janke dis= agreed with on a certain point which resulted in Janke being banished from the Chi= ef and Assistant Chiefs’ offices at Headquarters. What is happenin= g to the Mounted Patrol Sergeant who lied and provided false information on an official document? Did I forget to mention she is a close friend of t= he Chief’s wife? Need I say more?

  =           Speaking of police bulletins, WLW had a Missing Person Alert Wednesday afternoon: A 300-pound teenage girl, 8 months pregna= nt, and black! She might be in the Winton Terrace area.... now that really narr= ows it down.

  =           From the Forest Gump website: the budget is projected to increase by 30% in the next five years. Enrollment is projected to increase by 3%. Maybe the sch= ool district should explain why spending is going up 10 times faster than enrollment. Maybe part of it is to compensate employees for the increases in property taxes they expect to have. Employees can vote for a jacked-up prop= erty tax increase knowing that it will increase their incomes more than enough to pay for it. Here’s a thought: What if only over-taxed pay= ers without a conflict of interest could vote for school tax levies? No employees could vote. No one with a student could vote. What wo= uld school district spending plans look like then? How would campaign tac= tics change?

  =           At press time (that means we checked for any late-breaking developments before we hit the “send” button), we still hadn’t seen anything buried in the back of the Local Life secti= on of the Fishwrap about the RINO Party’s Rubber-Stamp E= xecutive Committee’s unanimous endorsement of RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou’s (pronounced “Old Blue Face”) hand-picked candidate to oppose Cincinnati’s= Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory in the next election. This is shaping up to be = the most pathetic political roll-out of any local candidate since Virg “T= he Scourge” Lovitt and we all know how well that turned out. =

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  =           And if you think Chairman Alex got a rude recep= tion at last month’s Still Red Anderson Township Republican Club, just wait till you hear the poor sap “In Russ We Trust” Jackson has invit= ed for a public flogging next Wednesday.

  =           Finally, our Disgruntled DemocRAT says, “= We don’t control everything yet. We still don’t control the Supreme Court, one Ohio Senate seat, Ohio’s Second Congressional District, Anderson Township, and most of the Confeder= ate States. But we’re working on it. With the kind of Republican leaders we see wandering in the wilderness, it shouldn’t take too long.”

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Bluegrass Blowouts &nb= sp;

      =       Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says most peo= ple who are not following the Dildo World case in Ohio are wondering why Queen Elizabeth is boycotting The = Kentucky Derby f= or the second year in a row. Maybe Her Majesty doesn’t want to get cooties f= rom Governor Steve’s sport coat.

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   = ;         Today the buzz is all about Arlen Sphincter, who knows who his friends are in the Senate. Pro- Sphincter senators, who donated from either their candidate committees or their leadership PACs, include Minority Leader Bitch McConnel= l of Kentucky and George RINOvich in Ohio.

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   = ;         The Bluegrass Court of Appeals is upholding sanctions against Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in the amount of $21,876.14. Is anybody surprised about that?

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   = ;         Since Steve “I’m 5’0” not 4’11” Megerle is reported to be going to resign or be tossed out on his midget ass, Danny Miles is beginning to show interest in t= he soon to be vacant seat. Finally someone is showing some common sense. Captain Tan can bridge the gap between our public safety employees and has a proven record of leadership. Let’s hope our city hall snitch is on the money with this one. The city could use a break.

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   = ;         And what is Kenton County Commonwealth= Attorney E Rob Sanders getting his name in the papers for these days? Crime? Budget problems? MILFs under suspicion? No way. Our raconteur prosecutor is commenting about the “camaraderie” at Chez Nora, in a puff piece Patsy Crowley was writing so he could score a few free drinks. <= /span>

   = ;         And speaking of puff pieces, which ought to be good for a couple of Blizzards f= rom Dairy Queen, the cast and crew of the award-winning Flashlight Theatre taped two more shows Wednesday night. Remember when the most recent ratings book showed Channel 22’s Flashlight Theater absolutely dominating its Satu= rday midnight competition. Remember when Booh-mer Magazine gave the show its cov= eted five-star rating and reported that “this colossal compendium of creativity is a captivating cornucopia of classic cinema and cranium cranki= ng comedy?” We wonder what happened when the crew (which just happens to include Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane) explored unexplained phenomena in the Tri-State and uncovered an actual UFO crash-si= te somewhere in Northern Kentucky. All we c= an tell you is . . . stay tuned!

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