— Official “Earth-shattering Kaboom” E-dition —

Thursday, Augus= t 6, 2009

This Date in History

= ; Hurley the Historian s= ays on this date in 1945, the US dropped its first atomic bomb called “Little Boy” on the Japane= se city of Hiroshima. On August 9, the US dr= opped its second atomic bomb called “Fat Man” on the Japanese city of= Nagasaki. Less tha= n a week later on August 15, the allied nations celebrated VJ Day, and on September = 2, Japan signed an unconditional surrender. Does dropping atomic bombs on innocent civilians work? It would certainly seem so. Unfortunately, on October 24, 1= 945 the United Nations was born, and war has been no fun since then.=

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= ; Which is probably why our Qu= ote for Today Committee remembered something Ronald Reagan said during a radio microphone test in 1984: “My fellow Americans,= I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.= The bombing begins in five minutes.̶= 1; Did that ever scare the crap out of the Libera= ls or what!

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= ; Not to be outdone, Obama sent Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton to North Kor= ea to reward madman Dictator Kim Il Jung for arresting two US journalists. All of which = gave Jimmy Carter something to cheer about.

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= ; According to The Whistleblower’s Fractured History Channel, only two really important things ever happened on today's date: 62 years ago Colonel Paul Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay dropped the big one on Hiroshima, and during the early 60s, Mrs. Braun gave birth to her "Mr. Don't Know It All" son Joe, who'll be celebrating at a surprise birthday party today being hosted by the two Cougars who taught him everything he knows about li= fe and love: "Mean Jean" Schmidt, who may even get her henpecked husband Peter to pay him the rest of what she still owes him for representing her all tho= se years ago in front of the Ohio Elections Commission for the umpteenth time,= and his favorite client, owner of Dildo World in Love-land, Patty Brisben, whom Joe arr= anged to be named Southern Ohio Entrepreneur of the Year at the Duke Energy Center banquet a couple of years ago year. Just imagine what Patty’s dildo centerpieces looked like.

Our good friend Joe will be 36 today, only three years older than Jesus was when they nailed him on the cross. Which is what would probably be happening at Joe's Strauss & Troy law firm, if they thought he was having anything to do with That Lying Bitch these days, or at least until he collects the last penny of those old invoices.

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= ; Speaking of our Bitch-in-a-Ditch, did you see where the Armenian Web Page is reporti= ng that “a Whistleblower” is being asked to testify in Mean Jean’s cur= rent case before the Ohio Elections Commission? That’s because on September 3, TLPMOT&SMMRB-in-a-D will be trying to explain that she didn’t really = take $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks.

= ; Meanwhile in Washington, Newt Gingrich says America is sending Obama a message. By asking questions at town hall meetings and responding to questions from pollsters, Americans are saying they don't trust Obama’s big government plans for their health care.

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= ; Americans also have other reasons to complain, because it appears that the "43rd most transparent administration in history" is holding back data on actual sales and claims on the "Scrap Yard and Us= ed Auto Parts Operator Income Augmentation Act of 2009."

= ; Maybe it’s because our Messiah is proclaiming the success of his goofy fail= ed stimulus program where over-taxed payers’ dollars are spent to destro= y a drivable American used car, which could have been sold to an economically disadvantaged consumer at low cost instead of demolished by a government bureaucRAT, to subsidize an artificially inflated trade-in so folks can buy= new hybrids made in Japan and Korea. WTF is the matter with that picture?=

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= ; Remember that little letter from that GM exec last Friday stating that only $250 Million had been committed and Obama Supporters in the Press were screaming= how successful the Anointed One’s grandiose scheme to prop up his new car company was?

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= ; And how about those “Birthers?” It looks like those folks who are demanding p= roof that Obama was really born in Hawaii are never going to give up. Today we ha= ve a video (“Amer= ica is Under Attack”) and a newly discovered copy of Oba= ma’s actual birth certificate.

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= ; Meanwhile in Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says Demagoging DemocRATS are now claiming all that heal= th bill outrage isn’t real. No Kidding.

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= ; At the same time, House Minority Leader John Boehner is now applauding the Tea Partiers for disrupting Democratic House members' town hall meetings. This video of Dumpy D= emocRAT Steve Drinkhaus’ Debacle Monday Night even made the Drudge Report.

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= ; Fired Fishwrapper Repeat Bronson says he’s still waiting for somebody to an= swer the Blower’s Big Question: = like why Members of Congress won’t accept the same Health Care Plan for themselves and their families, because whatever health insurance bill is passed by Congress, it MUST apply to members of Congress = and all other federal employees without exception, including the President.

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= In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders= says according to the Dayton Daily News, Ohio Senate President Bill Harris, R-Ashland, said he would support legislation banning text messaging while driving, although we understand he Twittered that message from his car.

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= ; Meanwhile at the Plum Street Playpen, Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory wouldn’t let our Nine Fine Clowns vote on his $3.5 million recycling plan yesterday, or at least not at the same time City Mangler was announcing the losers in his $28 Million Layoff Lottery. <= /span>

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= ; And with only 89 more days till this year’s election, we’re still waiting for the Hamilton County RINO Party’s Great White Hope to Defe= at our Girl Mayor to recycle a press release on this issue while it’s ho= t.

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= ; Memo to the Westwood Civic Association: If at first you don’t secede, try, try, again.

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= ; Over at the Hamilton County Courthouse, CH Snitch at 1= 000 Main Street suggests a new policy for our County Commissioners: no more county layoffs until all the double dippers are gone.

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= Wouldn’t it be funny if somebody was chec= king out the values of the palatial estates of those Hand-picked Members of the Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton C= ounty Auditor’s Office Board of Revulsion and it looked like the tax= es on one of those properties had not been paid? Wouldn’t it be even fun= nier if that information was on the Auditor’s own web site?

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= ; Meanwhile up at the Coroner on TV’s Office, John Doe wants to know if O’D= ell Owens will also be taking his own two weeks’ unpaid furlough. What’s your bet?

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= ; And down at Mediocre American Ball Park, Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders how the Reds plan to win another game this year.

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= ; Looney Libertarian Josh Weitzman wonders if we’ve heard much about any events that would make Butler County turn blue (without Mean Jean's or Alex T., Ma= ll Cop GOP’s help)? Word from a trusted fellow libertarian is that= a federal investigation has uncovered bribes and corruption involving high ranking county officials. Some politicians have pocketed as much as $500,000. Two names one would see while driving north on I-75 past I-= 275.

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= ; Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders= were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if we’d he= ard the White House was asking people to inform them about some of our activiti= es. It seems there’s this message on the White House web page: = ;

“There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors o= ften travel just below the surface via chain e-mails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at = the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an e-mail or see someth= ing on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.”

Don’t believe it? Check this out.

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= ; Memo to all our left-wing bloggers whacking off in their moms’ basements: Here’s your chance to report us one more time. =

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Bluegrass Buick Bashers

= ; Yesterday Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo Senate GOP leader Bitch McConnell has arg= ued against quick approval of another $2 billion for Obama’s “Cash = for Clunkers” Program because little is known about the first round of $3= ,500 and $4,500 rebates.

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“We don't have the results of the first $1 billion," McConnell spokesman D= on Stewart said. "You don't have them. We don't have them. DOT doesn't ha= ve all of it. We'd hate to make a mistake on something like that.”<= /o:p>

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Let’s see if all those Disgraceful DemocRATS pay any attention.

= ; Ken CamBoo says Obama will be calling the two young ladies that Clinton rescued from North Korea to the White House for a Beer Summit because they are reportedly saying how bad they were treated in captivity and that they were only given rice to eat. Obama wants to remind them that they should be than= kful that the North Koreans fed them so well. Obama also wants them to tell the American people that they were given Obamacare while they were there, and t= hey were very satisfied with it.

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= ; Our Covington= City Hall Snitch it’s been a= long time since he’s had anything to report. All is quiet in Covington. H= owever, of interest may be things with Crazy Deters case.

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Snitch finds it odd no one has yet to raise questions about Jeni-Lee Jr., Nicole Howell. Why has no one inquired about her resignation/termination fro= m Bellevue Independent? A source from inside the district says this may not be h= er first time down the Cougar path.

= ; Also, Snitch’s Wife is so glad WLW has hired Eric “Call Me Crazy̶= 1; Deters. With that move they did something she could never get him to = do: turn off WLW and listen to music. Who wants to listen to the biggest c= ourt room loser in the Commonwealth talk about himself and how much he supports = the police? The only thing he supports is himself and fleecing the over-tax payers. Every over-taxed payer should cringe whenever they hear his name.

The crazy one is also suing the Campbell County Clerk's office for a person tripping over the curb. The great jurist = the Crazy one is, forgot the concept of Sovereign Immunity. Additionally,= the clerk's office does not own the building or the parking lot. That would be = the fiscal court. Who says you have to be smart to graduate from law scho= ol or file silly law suits.

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= ; Ken CamBoo says he attended the Boone County Fair on Monday evening and if the electi= on for Boondoggle County Judge is won by the t-shirt count, Judge No Moore in 2010 is in trouble and so are the businessmen who = do business with the county and support him. The T-shirt percentage was a litt= le higher then the Park Tax Vote that came in at 70 to 30%, but as Ken noted, there is a lot of time for donations to come in, but as any good businessman knows, the longer you wait the dryer your till gets. Ken says it’s a = good thing Kenny Brown is not running for Judge, or Judge No Moore would be in t= hird place, since there were a lot of shirts for big Kenny who is seeking the cl= erk job.

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= ; Fubarred in Florence wonders the City of Florence, Kentucky, annex itself to the Sta= te of Ohio? If one patronizes DanBarry Cinema, 7650 Turfway Road in Y’All Ville, you will observe a decal on their window of the main lobby public entry area declari= ng that the carrying of any lethal concealed weapons anywhere on their premise= s is illegal. However, they quote the Ohio state law! Do they not realize where they are?

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