— Special "Judge Sonia Denies Bias for Second Day" E-dition —

Thursday, July = 16, 2009

Not As Bad As Mallo= ry!

(But Obama Still Throws Like a Girl!)=

= Obama Supporters in the Press all agree that Obama’s historic first pitch at Tuesday night’s All Star Game was the greatest first pitch in history, but Whistleblower Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says the Fox camera s= hot of President Obama’s St. Louis arch of a pitch at Tuesday night’s All-Star Game was really quite odd: Where did it land? Wa= s it a strike or wasn't it? Why didn't the network choose a better camera to sho= ot from? Those were the questions that viewers of baseball's All-Star Game were asking themselves at home after Fox elected to show President Barack Obama's ceremonial first pitch at the 80th All-Star Game from a “tight angle.”

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= ; According to Newsbusters’ Tim Graham, the= more debatable point from the historic moment was the reception the Obama was afforded by the self-described "best fans in baseball." Though Ob= ama was roundly cheered by the All-Star fans, his live presence still didn't attract the applause that George W. Bush did during a taped announcement by= the four previous Presidents before the game and some boos for Obama could even= be heard among the cheers.

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= ; Fans at the game say they heard a lot of booing when= Obama took the mound. We think they tried to drown it out with fake applause thro= ugh the sound system. BTW, unlike Dubya, the Messiah threw like an eight-year o= ld girl at the science fair!

= ; Meanwhile in Congress, although Repub= licans on the Senate Judiciary Committee are convinced that Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor has not been candid with them in under-oath testimony about= her speeches and legal activism, majority DemocRATS= will confirm Obama’s “historic” Radical Supreme Court Nominee no matter what. Confronted with her disturbing racially oriented pa= st statements, Obama’s choice had an excuse that only a liberal activist jurist could make: She meant the opposite of what she said. Some people say Judge Sonia is symbolic of all the idiocy being rammed through Congress rig= ht now. Others say, this left wing activist Trojan Horse is the most qualified Supreme Court nominee in 100 years. Just ask Senator Al Franken.=

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= Meanwhile, Obama says Judge Sonia’s “Castrate White Males” comment was taken out of context. We wonder how Sonia’s Suck-ups explain the fact that 60% of her cases are over-turn= ed on appeal.

= Always the Master of Understatement, Newt Gingr= ich says, “News on the economic front has not been good. When campaigning= for his economic stimulus bill this past winter, President Obama and his allies= in Congress promised the bill would prevent unemployment from exceeding 8%. La= st month, we reached 9.5% unemployment and President Obama conceded it will li= kely reach 10%. Maybe it̵= 7;s time for a real stimulus bill.”

= The Blower says “Screw the Stimulus! America= Needs Jobs!”

= The General Accounting Office (GAO) released the second in a series of reports on July 8 as required by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA). How surprised would you be to learn that Obama’s Trillion Dollar Porkulus Boondoggle Funding is not being used= as intended?

= The Obama administration is wasting $18 million= to fix a Web site whose original purpose was just that -- to stop wasteful spending. The much-touted Recovery.gov Web site was created shortly after President Obama signed his Trillion Dollar Porkulus Boondoggle into law on February 17.

= Commenting on Porky Pig in Porkopolis’ exclusive report on American Can building developer Steve Bloomfield’s donations to Steve Da-Da-Da-Drinkhaus, Bunky Tadwell (the Bard of Cleves) writes: <= /b>

   = ;         Ba-Ba Biden

   = ;         Have you any wool?

   = ;         Yes sir, yes sir, 1.6 million bags full.

   = ;         Some for my master, some for my PAC,

   = ;         And some for my campaign donors who gave me all that jack.<= /o:p>

   = ;         Over at the Washington= Examiner, Scott Ott says Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly decided to = head up a third political party after she leaves office in August, according to anonymous sources with expertise in speculating on the governor's motivations and state of mind.

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         =    At the same time, Obama Supporters at MoveOn.Org say they know why Sarah Palin is quitting as governor of Alaska. It’s to kill Obama’s chance to build a clean energy economy, starting with the energy bill currently in Congress. And if all of those 69= .4 million dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span Americans who voted for= the Messiah would only send them another $20, everything will be OK.

=             Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1999 = JFK Jr. was killed in a plane crash, and he’s surprised our Kneepad Liber= als in the Press haven’t found a way to work that Dead Kennedy into their daily Michael Jackson funeral coverage.

=             Our Old City Hall Snitch was perusing the City of Cincinnat= i website yesterday morning and came upon information from the Park Department’s website. Evidently, there is now “A Call to Artists” to submit their work for inclusion at various Park areas/facilities. The “contact” is the wife of a high-level Park Department supervisor. Draw your own conclusions on this one!

=             Did you know that the Empty Upp= ity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center received a= cool $1 million from the US Dept of Ed in 2008? We wonder if Hamilton County over-taxedpayers are also funding their “satellite centers” in Dona= ldsville, LA and Ripley, Ohio?

      = ;      Iona Cowan, 60, of Forest Park, has resign= ed as a $49,000-a-year guard at the Lebanon Correctional Institution after being indicted for having sex with a prisoner. Maybe the local Volunteers of America will now hire her.

   = ;         We’re waiting to hear Cincinnati NAALCP Big Mouth SMLP Smithermouth accuse Obama of racism because he didn’t use his historic opportunity to pick his brother to be Surgeon General, and chose a black woman instead.

   = ;         Did Distinguished Federal Judge “Masturbating Mike” Barrett really order all those former sex toy peddlers at Patty Brisben's Dildo World to surrender all of their barely used products to the personal custody of the Court? We hear that after Dildo World's attorney Joe "I Swear I am Not= a Customer" Braun won the court battle for Dildo World he requested his Whistleblower name be changed so he could be honest about his status as a Platinum Level customer. Meanwhile, readers are wondering whether there is = any coincidence that Braun is also the attorney representing the Milford student in the Penis Lawsuit against the Milford School Dist= rict?

=             Over at the Fishwrap, Metro Mole says Skaggie M= aggie is holding a mass meeting today for her Fishwrappers who have still not had their number called in the weekly unemployment lottery. Maybe it’s because Gannett’s earnings were due out on Wednesday.

   = ;         Ever wonder why gas prices got so high this decade? Michelle Glass Slipper= is one of the legislators who voted for Boob Taft's plan to raise Ohio's Gas Tax by 27%, just one of the tax increases she voted for while in the State House. Republicans for High= er Taxes believes her support for this tax increase is one of the reasons = she should be selected to fill the State Senate vacancy in her area. As t= hat blog states, when you think of higher gas prices, think of Michelle Glass S= lipper.

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   = ;         Tickets are selling quickly for that August 13 hearing at the Ohio Elections Commis= sion in Columbus, when That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend = Multi-Millionaire RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt attempts to proved she didn’t real= ly take $30,000 in blood money to deny the genocide of Christian Armenians by those murdering Muslim Turks.

=             Devious DemocRAT Hamilton County Commissioner running full time for Ohio State Auditor David= A. Pepper wants to remove all those homeless people who are sleeping and defecating on the steps of the court house. That’s why you don’t see many lawyers settling their cases on the courthouse steps lately. Why n= ot install a sprinkler system that runs all night spraying Lysol and hot water= on the sidewalks and benches around the court house? When normal working peopl= e, who support the bums, show up in the A.M., the problem will be gone. ItR= 17;s nothing more than playing classical music when you don't want the kids to h= ang out in front of your store. Quit making it comfortable for the bums to slee= p at public buildings. Over-Taxed payers already support homeless shelters. Eith= er get them off the court house steps, or quit spending our money on shelters.=

= ;           Every day The Blower receives more e-mails from victims who’ve sent in their horror stories to our Board of Revulsion Hot Line. Some people simply don’t understand how = our Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor’s hand-picked puppets were are j= ust trying to help over-taxed payers of Hamilton County increase the= value of their property.     &nbs= p;

=             Meanwhile in Hamilton County, CH Snitch at 1000 Main Str= eet says why don’t those clown-cil rejects running the county just pass a sales tax and quit screwing with everybody's future?

=             Over at the new Drop Inn Center, word is new "guests&q= uot; must have official government issued IDs. and they’re being told that there’s no charge for the IDs if they register as DemocrATs at the sa= me time.

   = ;         Hamilton County Prosecutrix Megan Shanahan explains that just because alleged 18-year-old rock thrower Joseph Burdine wasn’t indicted doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. It’s = just that there wasn’t enough evidence to convict the poor misunderstood y= oof. It’s just like our Quote for Today Committee always reminds us what Johnny Cochran once said: “= ;If the rock doesn’t hit, you must acquit!” <= /o:p>

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=             Believe it or not, Attorney James “The Ro= ck” Bogen only has ONE open sex case now, and it only involves allegations of TOUCHING- nothing else! Come on all you perverts, start diddling. Bog= en called Charles Foster Kane and invited Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher = to lunch, and he won’t be able to pick up the check unless some of you perverts her out there and start wagging your willies again.

=             Finally, if anybody sees Bluegrass Bureau Chief= Ken CamBoo or any of his snitches this morning, you might tell them today’= ;s Bluegrass Blasts are long overdue.

= Criminality in the = Cincinnati Fire De= partment

More On That Bizarre Bankrupt Chaplain=

      = ;      A month ago, we told you about one of Cheating Chief Robert Wright's "special" friends, the bizarre Cincinnati Fire Department chaplain/bus driver named Tyrone Patrick. We now have information that this guy Pa= trick pesters other fire departments as well, indulging in much of the same weirdo freeloading and intrusive behavior he exhibits in the Cincinnati firehouses. Patrick comes into the suburban and county firehouses, immediately walks into the kitchen, opening the refrigerator, removing food= and eating it. He also helps himself to firefighters' coffee. He th= en interrupts the real firefighters trying to talk to them and generally makin= g an unwelcome pest of himself. Many of the firefighters think he has a me= ntal problem.

=             Patrick bought a house a few blocks from the Cheating Chief at 5608 Goldenrod Drive in Mt. Airy in 2006 shortly after he got his steering = job with SORTA/Metro, but since that time hasn't bothered to pay his property t= axes to Hamilton County. He seems to think he is privileged. As an example, he wore his gratuitous Cincinnati= fire uniform supplied by the Cheating Chief when he went to the Hamilton County court house to appear for h= is bankruptcy hearing because he thought it would influence the judge. It didn't. Maybe this Patrick guy could better use some of the large amo= unt of time he spends pestering firefighters and hanging around Cincinnati and suburban firehouses to g= et a job to pay the mountain of bills he is now shrugging off in bankruptcy.=

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