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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Conservative Criticisms

&n= bsp; One of the best parts about publishing The Whistleblower Newswire is checking our e-mails first thing each morning to see some of the Conservati= ve Commentary we’ve received from our equally Conservative Columnists. As the = Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, our subscribers know they can expect noth= ing less.

&n= bsp; <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = Last week, several subscribers complained that every day in the local news media, they’d seen a photo Anthony Kirkland—that miserable piece of dred-lock scum who raped, murdered, and burned at least four women. They said last time he was on television, he was wearing his perp suit. These days he’s in a suit and tie. The Blower asked who paid = for the new suit and the dred lock hair-do. Since he was homeless and has been in jail for months, he certainly didn't have the money or opportunity = to go shopping. So who’s paying for it? Probably We the Over-Taxed Payers, not= to mention a tidy little sum for his lawyers. Isn’t our justice system grand?

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But it was only a ye= ar ago that we’d received all those e-mails after another Kirkland homicide had been added to Cincinnati’s Official Whistleblower/ S= mith & Wesson/ TV Coroner Odell Owens Press Conference/ Mark Mallory “S= top the Violence” Billboards/ David A. Pepper “Public Safety is My First Priority/ “JayWalking Joe” Deters "This Guy is Scum" Murder Count. Thirteen-year old Esme Kenney had been killed as she was jogging around a reservoir in what is now called Winton Hills.

We showed Anthony Kirkland, the convicted sex offender and murdering scum charged with killing Esme. Then we said one important piece of information about the alleged killer of Esme Kenney was his lifelong history as a sex offender and as a killer. Hi= s last residence had been at Volunteers of America, located on McMicken Avenue.&nb= sp; After he got into a fight there, that useless harmful organization turned t= he murdering scum out onto the public instead of notifying his parole officer = and sending him back to prison. T= he Blower had previously warned readers never to call Volunteers of Americ= a, for any reason. We explained it was an organization that for $60 dolla= rs per day warehoused violent sex offenders, sent here from all over the state. They weren't “volunteers.” They were violent sex offenders. And we said never allow strangers, even from an organizati= on, into your house.

Elucidating Editorialist Tino Delgato said the justice system had been remiss and a talented young girl’s life (Esme Kenny age 13)= had been snuffed out. There were numerous errors made and those who made = them needed to be named and fired. The Ohio Prison system failed when it let a rapist-murderer like Anthony Kirkland out of prison on parole. The local VOA half-way house failed by not calling police when they tossed him out. (What made it worse is the VOA was compensated for housing him). His locati= on should have been monitored via an ankle bracelet and his parole officer sho= uld have been notified. The system did not fail but more truly those employed to enforce the system failed miserably. Now a child’s life had been taken and = some very inept employees of the justice system and a VOA half way house must li= ve with the results of their incompetence. This whole tragedy could have been = avoided if people had done their jobs. In some countries castration is utilized bot= h to punish the perpetrator and neutralize his sex drive to commit these heinous crimes. All sexual predators need to have a visible ankle bracelet or implant device. Go Figure!!!

And just for the rec= ord, Hurley the Historian says here's what The Blower wrote about Volunte= ers of America on April 12, 2008: A local so-called "non-profit," Volunteers of America, actually has no real volunteers. This organization houses 106 sex offenders, the largest su= ch housing in the entire state of Ohio. When a homeowner calls Volunteer= s of America, to take away an appliance or other household items, the people com= ing into the home for the pickup are those same sex offenders. The state = of Ohio pays Volunteers of America $65.55 a day per offender to house each of those= sex offenders, for a total of $6,948.30-per-day, or $2,536,129.50 every year, except Leap Year when it’s $2,543,077.80. We'd say that is NOT a "non-profit.”

Meanwhile, Hamilton = County Prosecutor Joe Deters, who is trying this case himself, says he will not comment about the Anthony Kirkland trial until his summation. Our Quote for Today Committee thinks Deters’ “This guy is scum” pronouncement will be included.

Speaking of not lett= ing disreputable-looking people into your house, we got a letter from the Obama Census Bureau, saying we should soon be receiving our 2010 Census form. The line in that letter telling where to get help completing our form appeared = in five languages, other than English. Now we know why Foxy Roxy wanted to get those multi-lingual street signs up so quickly. =

We also got a letter= from Beechmont Toyota marked “Owner Notification Bulletin” on the outside. We thought at last they were telling us when to bring in our Camry for its rec= all visit. But there was no such luck. Inside it said as a valued customer, we = had been invited to a Customer Appreciation Sales Event on Saturday where we co= uld take one of their increasingly hard-to-stop autos off their hands.

Hurley says it was a= lso a year ago this week that the Stock Market hit its “low,” and since then we’ve been hearing all those wonderful stories about the Obama Recovery. Yeah, ri= ght! Check your portfolios. They’re still way down. And where are all those jobs Obama and our Disingenuous DemocRATS promised? The unemployment rate keeps going up. So from now on, The Blowe= r will only be reporting unemployment figures that include “discouraged workers,” which now stands at 16.8%. Obama Supporters in the Press conveniently omit = that little fact, every time they claim unemployment is only around 10%.

But on Late Night TV= , Jay Leno said “DemocRAT Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid says that it’s good news that only 36,000 jobs were lost in February. Think of how happy he’ll be in November when he loses his job.”

3Darrow.gif.GIF Larry from Yorktown, Virginia sa= ys Republicans may be missing the boat again on this “Reconciliation” thing in= the Senate. Senator Byrd, who wrote legislative procedures for the Senate, said that if a bill contains changes to Social Security the use of reconciliation can be challenged. And since the Obama’s Health Care Bill plans to cut Medi= care costs, this should allow the Senate to argue against the reconciliation process.

3Darrow.gif.GIF And what’s with all this “First = in Print” nonsense in the Sunday Fishw= rap? Metro Mole says it’s just another marketing scam, because after years of running its "best" Sunday stories on the Web on the Friday before, the always apologizing editor Tom Callinan finally got the picture those previews might be discouraging print sales. Any day now, Callinan might have the revelation that giving away “everything on the Web” is also counterprod= uctive. Alice-in-Fucking-Wonderland has nothing on our Floundering Fishwrap.

3Darrow.gif.GIF When incompetent Republican Nati= on Committee Chairman Michael Steele came to town for a fat kat fund-raiser th= is week, none of the local big names like Portman or Chabothead were in attendance, only the equally incompetent Hamilton County RINO Party Boss, A= lex T., Mall Cop GOP. Steve Chabothead was at his weekly comb-over with his hair stylist, and Millionaire GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rob “Fighting for Fund-raisers” Portman was at another Lindner fund-raiser, this one in Ocean Reef, Florida.

3Darrow.gif.GIF And did you see where victims of Cincinnati Lawyer Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson got $200,000 from a state fund that covers victims of crooked attorneys? $200,000? Are you kidding? That isn’t = even a decent down payment. =

3Darrow.gif.GIF And $200,000 really would be jus= t a drop in the bucket for victims of our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor, who somehow has an opponent using a “No More Drive-By Appraisals” slogan in this year’s election.

3Darrow.gif.GIF We didn’t see a whole lot of news coverage for the Hamilton County Women’s Republican Club’s big “Meet the Candidates Night” = for the 28th District for the State House of Rep-tiles. We heard attendance was= n’t that great— minus candidates, entourages, and plants, attendance was in sin= gle digits. That’s less than a quarter of the number who showed up to hear Char= les Foster Kane address the same group on that snowy night in January, when our Beloved Publisher was seated at dinner between Michelle Glass Slipper and M= ary Anne Crusty, so far away from Vivacious Vicky Zwissler, we could hardly see= her sparkling smile. Was the Tea Party Guy really confronted on the fact that he hadn’t voted in a primary in the last eight years? And how about Sycamoron Trustee Tom Weidman— is his Official Whistleblower Nickname now “TaxKeeper Tom,” since he was the “imposter” who testified against fel= low Republicans' proposals to increase estate tax exemptions?

3D"KEVIN 3Darrow.gif.GIF In Anderson, the Cam= paign to Force Whacky Jacky O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin to Resign can hardly wait to see all that damaging information from Robert Baird & Co after it’s review= ed by Liberal DemocRAT Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Fanon Rucker. In the meantime, they could always hold a big fund-raiser for Tea Party Guy Bob Considine, running against Kevin for Precinct Executive in Precinct “T.”

3Darrow.gif.GIF Speaking of audience sizes, seat= ing at next Wednesday’s Anderson Tea Party Candidates Night at the ANDERSON High School Cafeteria will be limited to the “first 350 attendees.” No kidding, that’s what it really says.

3Darrow.gif.GIF And did you know that Republican= s at the state and federal level are starting to warn candidates that aligning themselves with the Tea Party movement might not be a wise decision? What’s= up with that? Because, as the local Tea Party is preparing to celebrate their = one year anniversary, The Blower is certainly rooting for the Tea Party to succeed. After all, we’ve been advocating fiscal responsibility, limited government, and free markets ever since Lincoln was a precinct captain.

3Darrow.gif.GIF Finally, don’t forget the Whistleblower’s big Political Backstabbers Day celebration on the Ides of M= arch next Monday. The Ides of March has always been one of The Blower’s favorite holidays.

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         =    <= span style=3D'font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";font-style:normal'>Bluegrass Bure= au Chief Ken CamBoo says on March 2, a Congressman Go= of Doofus hand puppet read “Green Eggs and Ham” along with Amy Wehrman’s first grade class at North Pointe Elementary School in Hebron. March 2 marked “Re= ad Across America Day,” a celebration of reading honoring Dr. Seuss’ birthday. Every time the Goofster came across a word he didn’t understand, one of the first graders explained it to him.

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          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = The CamBoozler is also anticipating how the Kentucky Legislature wo= uld try to balance its budget that appears to be $1 Billion in the hole. The Ho= use has decided that it could be accomplished by cutting some of their spending= by 1.5% and forcing business to pay an early tax of some $300 Million. They th= en added debt of $2.2 billion in bonds. With the House being controlled by DemocRATS, this budget looks like it was prepared by some community organiz= er from Chicago.

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          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = So now the Over-taxed Payers of Kentucky will wait for The Blower to publish how the Northern Kentucky delegation voted to determine if they are doing budget cutting or Obama projects.

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = In a related topic, Ken CamBoo said he has received a dozen or more calls from people who said they have been asked to participate in a phone p= oll that appears to be the handiwork of the RINO faction of Republican Party. K= en said it appears folks like Trey Grayson, Judge No Moore in 2010, and a lot = of the state legislators might just be expendable. Ken said after all the dust settles, it will only be Bitch and the Goofster staring at each other and asking, "What the Hell happened to our Army?" <= /b>

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = Bernie Kunkel wrote The Blower to say = that any enthusiastic Trey Grayson volunteers who have nothing to do can stop by= the Rand Paul Northern Kentucky Headquarters and they’ll will put you to work. Bernie said that he considered putting an ad in The Blower stating that wasting a good Trey Grayson volunteer is like voting = to extend unemployment benefits, but then he remembered that <= em>The Blower does not accept advertising.

          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = The sign chairman of the Northern Kentucky Rand Paul campaign asked= The Blower to say he can remember as a young boy growing up in Covington watc= hing the DemocRATS pass out whiskey as the men gathered at the polls to cast the= ir votes. He said times have changed and he would like to inform the overly enthusiastic voters in Northern Kentucky that just because you plan to vote= for Rand Paul, it does not mean we can put a 4 x 8 ft. sign in your yard, but w= e do appreciate your enthusiasm. He also said that a fifth of booze is a fractio= n of the cost of that 4 x 8 sign, and it tastes better too.

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          <= !--[if gte vml 1]> = What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103= %? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the= se questions:

         =             If the letters A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

                    are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 = 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. <= /em>

         =             Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = =3D 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) =3D 96%

         =             On the other hand, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) =3D 100%, B-U-L-L-S-H= -I-T (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+2) =3D 103%. AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) =3D 118% So, one can conclu= de with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass-kissing t= hat will put you over the top.

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Seed= iest Kids of All

The Whistleblower's 60th Annual Seediest Kids of All Campaign (not associated with the failed United Way) is underway.

We're featuring some truly inspirational stories about the waifs and urchins we claim to have helped in Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky, just so you'll believe we actually give a big rat's ass.

Why don't we have a more traditional holiday guilt campaign like the rest of the news media? No charity made our publisher its president in exchange for free publicity and our endorsement, we don't have= a fat weatherman turned radio talk-show host who was never actually convicted= of beating up his girlfriend, and all the really good dead celebrities other t= han Harriet Beecher Stowe, “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning h= ave already been taken.

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