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&n= bsp; For those who don't think the current state of = the economy can be blamed on Obama, then you need to watch this video. CNBC's J= im Cramer was a big fan of Obama prior to the election. Now he is singing a new tune. He is squarely saying the decline in the stock market is the result of Obama and there is no way to Obama-proof your retirement investments - in o= ther words, American companies in all sectors are going to do poorly because of = his policies and so are your retirement investments. If this continues, Obama w= ill be a one-term president. So there is a silver lining. It's just that the country is going to have to endure economic hell, joblessness, and possibly depression for the next four or more years. (To see Jim Cramer’s interview, click here.)

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= Our Ornery Observer has one simple request for President Barack Hussein Obama. The Observer just celebrated his 53rd trip around the sun and does hope to retire . . . someday. He'd love to sit arou= nd an outdoor camp fire and spend his remaining days drinking Sazerac and St. Barbara's Punch and brag about all the corrupt dragons he slayed during his many years in public office. Please, please, please, please BHO . . . please stop sending your tax cheats up to Capitol Hill to suck all the equity= out of the Ornery One's 401K. Please! Treasury Secretary and Tax Cheat Supreme Timothy Geithner spewed more nonsense up on Capitol Hill and the Dow droppe= d a cool 300 points to 6700. BHO is absolutely KILLING the retirement plans of = ALL hard-working Americans. Please BHO . . . can you help a fella out? If you c= an just break away for a few minutes from your romantic lobster and oyster get-a-ways with Michelle . . . we would surely appreciate it. Instead, Orne= ry now believes his retirement will look something like this:

= Our media watchdog Harry the Cable Guy continue= s to be amazed by the tidal wave of media Obamachinations. PMSNBC is so far in t= he tank that they even use deceptive leads to their stories to further hype the legend that is President Barack Hussein Obama. The headline reads “Obama’s approval rating is at an all-time high.” If you = just skim it, you may think the headline refers to the highest approval rating f= or any President . . . EVER! But, no— it’s the all-time high for t= his President on this day. You know, the one who is now in his seventh flippin’ week in office. Harry is quite sure that Keith Olbermann will devote at least half his Countdown program to further hype this momentous story. Oh, by the way. If you read the entire poll . . . folks like Obama n= ow . . . but not his policies.

= Larry, the Varmint from Virginia, says ever sin= ce Obama signed the Executive Order to close GITMO, states are making a mad da= sh to pass laws barring captured terrorists from being placed in their backyar= d. That's what happens when you make a decision without a plan. All the spinel= ess Americans who voted for Obama wanted them to have their day in court, just = not in their courtyard. It's apparent that Obama has no clue what to do, after = all, he is too busy spending over-taxed payers’ money to be bothered with something so trivial. So the Varmint has come up with a couple ideas of how= to deal with the problem. One would be to send them to = Alaska and release them into the wild = and declare open season on terrorists for all hunters there. If any could escap= e, the closest country for them to go to would be Russia. Or, we could put them= in the White House and give them jobs as foreign advisers. Obama obviously lik= es being surrounded by people who break the law.

= Maybe all of Obama’s appointees believed Dishonest DemocRAT Senate Majority Harry Reid when he said “Paying Income= Tax in America is voluntary.” Remember that line next month when you’re trying to come up with some legitima= te deductions.

= Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1963 = the Hula Hoop was patented. How much money for Hula Hoops is in Obama’s Trillion Dollars and Change Porkulus Boondoggle anyway? <= /strong>

= Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Comm= ittee chose Thomas Jefferson’s “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”

= At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders asked Charles Foster Kane about reaction to Monday’s Blower, when we wondered what would happen if somebody dared= to suggest having a White History Month and our Beloved Publisher told the sto= ry about that

= truck driver for the Niagara Falls Public Works Department who followed The Blower’s words of Wisdom and put a "whites only" sign o= n a water fountain. James R. Curtis was then sentenced to three years of probat= ion, 50 hours of community service and mandatory cultural diversity training. The judge also ordered Curtis to submit to random alcohol and drug testing, and= pay a $200 surcharge— if he simply put up the “Blacks Only” s= ign, none of this would’ve ever happened. And you’re still wondering if it’s possible for somebody who’s not a “Person of Consequence”= to get on the Whistleblower’s e-mail list.

= ; In a related story, today’s Whistleblower Racial Healing Award goes to the guys at Buttcrack Obama.com. =

= And if you think that’s in bad tast= e: first came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, then the plates, and= now there’s something for the rest of us: Obama toilet paper.<= /span>

= ; Republicans for Higher Taxes are co-sponsoring a big $1,000-per-person tax-raiser rally= on March 6 for Michelle Schneider, their endorsed candidate for State Senate. One sponsor is 2007 Tax Hiker of the Year Bill Seitz, who says, "SO WHO WANTS TO RAISE SOME TAXES!!!!! When we served in the State House, Michelle and I stood together to pass all of Boob Taft's tax increases. You can see what our Taft tax hikes have done to grow O= hio's vibrant economy. She deserves to be rewarded for her excellent judgment, ju= st like I was."

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= ; Speaking of meetings, the Hamilton County RINO Party’s “Wandering in the Wilderness Committee” will be meeting in down= town Sharonville at the Blue Goose Sports Café on March 9.

= What color was that goose, Alex?

= Mary says she thought she was the only one who remembered Uncle Al hated kids and liked the MILFs. Not only that, but he a= nd Capt Wendy were BIG drinkers (that sounds better than alcoholics) and would= sit in places like the London Bridge in Mt. Washington and talk= about the "little bastards." While the local news has been idolizing him all week, Mary says you never saw the same kid on there more than once. One time, and you never even watched the show again!=

= We always know "Good Cowboys" wear wh= ite hats! But The Windbag was wearing a black hat as he sauntered into Boca's Tuesday night in Oakley!

= Speaking of there-goes-the-neighborhood, Norwood Catholics and others wanting to maintain pro= perty values are up in arms over an impending sale of Holy Trinity Elementary school b= y the Archdiocese to St. Aloysius Orphanage. An "orphanage" in name onl= y - there are no orphans - only emotionally troubled youths at their present location in Bond Hill. The Archdiocese is steamrolling the matter through <= st1:City w:st=3D"on">Norwood's City Co= uncil and Zoning Board. Several Norw= ood officials with a vote on the matter belong to Holy Trinity Parish (can you = say conflict of interest?). Norwood residents have expressed concerns about tra= ffic congestion at the planned facility and point to a nearby Hamilton County MR= DD facility renting another former Norwood school, which has been a drain on police and fire services for years. The same neighborhood also has Section 8 housing and a drug rehab residence. Citizens are fed up. St. Al's downplays the notion the new facility will cause any problems but has plans to build a fence around the property! If there will be no problems, w= hy the need for a fence? The attorney handling the transaction for the Archdiocese and Orphanage has threatened a lawsuit against Norwood if it doesn't cave into their demands. Holy Trinity Parishoners are still steaming from the manner in whi= ch their merger with St. John's of Deer Park was handled. Despite both Sch= ool Councils voting to locate at Holy Trinity, the Archdiocese moved the merged school to St. John's because they could ge= t more money for the Norwood property. Perhaps the Norwood sale will he= lp finance the Archbishop's new mansion in Anderson next door to the Whistleblower publisher’s estate. =

= Yesterday, after Cringing in Cincy complained a= bout Archbishop Schnurr’s new $470,000 house in Anderson Township, Freddy Factche= cker reported for all the = world to know: Diocesan priests DO NOT take a vow of poverty. Many religious orders take vows of poverty, but not diocesan priests. "Poverty" = vows do not mean a priest (or other religious) has to live in a stable and beg f= or sustenance: it means they don't own 'stuff' - all the 'stuff' is for the benefit of the community and owned by the community (or outsiders). Archbis= hop Schnurr doesn't own the house: if he had taken a vow of poverty he would st= ill be allowed to live in a really nice house owned by somebody else.

= Freddy says in spite of all the foolishness perpetuated by the Catholic Church, and poor decisions made by our religious leaders, this is a case of our Cringing Correspondent “barking up the wrong tree.”

=             $470,000? How long will it be until those attorneys making a killing on all of the = Disingen= uous DemocRAT= Hamilton County Auditor’s Board of Revision cases invite someone from the archdiocese to a “free” seminar? =

=             Speaking of Anderson, Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson says people keep calling to find out if money for that= $3.4 million continuous left-turn intersection planned for 2010 at Beechmont and Five Mile = will be included in Obama’s Boondoggle.

=             The Fishwrap had an article yesterday about an = old subject: Passenger train service between Cleveland and Cincinnati. When I-71 was designed in the 1950s, it had a wider than normal median for guess what? Train tracks for high speed passenger service between Cleveland and Cincinnati. So, in their infinite wisdom, what is our government now doing to those medians? They are being used to add a third lane in each direction between Cleveland and Cincinnati to handle increased traffic on I-71, traffic that would have been reduced by following the 1950s plan and installing the train tracks. I guess, in the minds of those running Ohio’s government, we need to do= both: widen I-71 and build a railroad. Your government dollars at work!

=             In The Blower’s continuing expose = on how the offices of the Hamilton County Sheriff and the Hamilton County Commissioners allow sleight of hand tricks with the bidding and payment for foreclosed real estate at Sheriff's sales, a reader named Joe tells us how = even some of the local judges are jumping in on these illegal giveaways. J= oe attended one of the Sheriff's sales where a certain lovely house in Blue Ash had been slated for auction. The previously published terms for the s= ale of this house were 10% paid on the spot, with the remaining 90% due in 30 d= ays. However, at the auction, when that specific house came up, the Sheriff's de= puty Rick Snow, who is in charge of the auction sales, announced there had been a sudden change in terms, that the winning bid dollar amount would be due in = full on the spot, immediately. There were several individual bidders who wanted to bid on and purchase the home, but this enormous change in purchase terms was totally unexpected and they didn't have that amount of money with them. For some "mysterious" reason, wink, wink, the complai= nant bank this time didn't bid up the price. One individual won the house = and just happened to have the cash on their person. Who was it? A l= ocal judge. Was that a fix? Big time! By the way, does anybody happe= n to know the name of that judge with all that cash in his pocket?

=             The Clermont Crusader’s nose for trouble = in Clermont County has picked up a very bad smell coming out of Pierce Township. Last year, Trustee’s Gregg Conrad (ring leader) and Chris Knoop (co-conspirator) railroaded the hiring of Chris Tatro as a part time economic development person under a three year contract (not a normal year-to-year contract based on performance). The terms of Tatro’s con= tract has the stench of Doug Walker’s recent deal with Union Township. Tatro, a landscaper with absolutely NO economic development experience, is being paid upwards of $130,000/year including benefits for a Part-Time time position (putting Tatro’s compensation package in excess of those for= the County Administrator, the Pierce Township Administrator and the Pierce Town= ship Fire and Police Chief’s compensation). He’s been at it for over= one year and, so far, he has not been able to attract even a lowly lemonade sta= nd to the township. The only voice of reason in all this madness has been Pierce Township Trustee Bonnie Batchler who has vigorously fought, to no avail, th= is needless spending of scarce Township resources. What’s the real relationship between Conrad, Knoop and Tatro to result in such an over-the-top “Sweetheart” deal for Tatro? The residents of Pierce Township are finally starting to question this boondoggle as they should. Isn’t this the same Gregg Conrad, a DemocRAT, who has been soundly defeated for e= very County office he has run for all the while harping about Republican corrupt= ion? Surprising and non-defendable behavior in these tough times on the part of = the Messrs. Conrad and Knoop. Will continue to follow this story as it will sur= ely unfold.

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   = ;         Silk-screen T-shirt manufacturer Tino Delgato says city clown-sell is trying to figure = out how to dole out 100 or so vendor site licensees. Some locations are great a= nd some are not too good. Why not put them out for bid? That way Clown-sell is= NOT making a decision. Also require anyone “begging” for money to be required to get a license and also to be located ONLY in front of City Hall= . Go Figure!!!

=             City Planner Tino Delgato says Cincinnatians ma= y get a chance to rename the Banks area. I might suggest Never-ville based on the progress over the last 15 years. Some other choices might be Stimulus City, TAJ Ma-Garage (only thing th= at may be built), or Failed Banks in honor of the Wall Street Fiasco. Black Hole m= ay win out however. Or just sell the naming rights. It works for Ball parks. Of course the timing is not so hot with all the Wall Street fiascos etc. Perfect timing to build a big new garage. Go Figure!!!=

  =           And who came up with these dorky alternate name= s for The Banks like “Riverfront District,” “Park District,R= 21; and “Parkside” anyway? A bunch of old white people with horn-ri= mmed glasses, pocket protectors, and Argyle socks? The Blower recommends = that developers Carter and the Dawson Co. consult SMLP Chris Smithermouth and the NAALCP for more suggestions. Of course, ol' Smithy and his goons will proba= bly come up with something like "Unnagraown Rayroe-side."<= /span>

  =           The Blower's Astute but Somewhat Eccentric Political Commen= tator, Godfrey Tweed, claims to have hit upon a new source of income for the City = of Cincinnati. "= ;Just pass an ordinance outlawing public spitting with a $25 fine for violation," says Tweed, "and then be sure to enforce it in the ne= ighborhood around the Courthouse, Job & Family Services, and the County Admin Building. There's m= ore spitting going on there than in the baseball-player spitting scene in the 'Naked Gun.'" "However," adds GT, "we should probably anticipate a strenuous objection from SMLP Chris Smithermouth to this, since 99.44% of the spitting is being perpetrated by his homies. He'll prob= ably call it a clear case of expectorant profiling."

  =           Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, in keeping with= local attempts to adjust to the Obama economy, there will be no Bluegrass Report today, because, just like our Old Buddy E Rob Sanders at the Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney’s Office, we furloughed the entire Bluegrass Bu= reau for the day.

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