— Special R= 20;Post-Inaugural Media Swoon Update” E-dition —

Thursday, May 2= 1, 2009

Stupid Republican Tricks

      =       In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says those idiots at the Republican National Committee really trying to put together a resolution calling on the D-RATS to rename their party the “DemocRAT Socialist Party.” With stupid ideas l= ike that (instead of offering real solutions), it’s no wonder a Gallup Po= ll released this week shows that, nationally, the number of self-identified Republicans fell to 21 percent last month, the lowest since autumn 1983.

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   = ;         We’re still getting feedback from Persons of Consequence about the RNC’s “Survey for the Gullible” = (featured in Monday’s Blower.) =

I got the survey too and fired off a letter telling them I didn't ne= ed to fill out the survey ... what good would it do now ... and that if they really wanted to stop Obama, they would have thought about the consequences= of his election two years ago and if the best the party could come with was Jo= hn McCain and Sarah Palin, then they deserved to lose. And, I told them that as much as I abhor the Religious Right, I was "praying" that the Religious Right the GOP sucks up to, would all come out and vote and take t= he election from Obama. That didn't happen, so I can only surmise that the Religious Right has no power in the voting booth. The Republican Party had better wake up and forget the "social" issues and get down to wha= t is really important - the economy, crime and terrorist threats. Ask any senior citizen who lost most of their retirement income if they would rather prevent two men from getting married or have their lost retirement account back? What do you think the answer would be? I sent my letter b= ack to the in the postage paid envelope they were so thoughtful to include ... (These days I am watching every penny) and didn't include a check.

   = ;         Hurley the Historian says on this date in 2000, the bones of President James Garfield’s spine were on display at the National Museum of Health and Medicine, but since then, there’s been little evidence of any lawmakers’ spines in the nation’s capital.

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   = ;         No wonder our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs,” but we sort of like George Bernard Shaw’s, Democracy substitutes election by the incompet= ent many for appointment by the corrupt few.”

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   = ;         Maybe that’s why over at the Cincinnatus Standard, Publisher Steve Fritsch = says he wants his readers’ feedback so he can attempt to revive an idea The Blower tried back in 2006, trying to come up with ideas for an action p= lan so the GOP can fix its mistakes before the 2010 elections. Goo= d luck, Steve!

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More Long-Winded Lamentations

      =       Our Ornery Obama Observer continues to marvel a= t how the lap dancing neo-libs at PMSNBC are now the primary propaganda arm of the Obama Administration. The ultra-left cable network led its story on the new Obama mpg and auto emission standards by saying that BHO was surrounded by “an uncommon alliance of auto executives, union leaders, and environmental activists” as he announced his drastic plans. Uncommon alliance? Who the hell do they think they are kidding? Union thugs and environmental nut-burgers have always been card-carrying members of the uber-left. And the bankrupt auto executives? Those poor bastards— The Observer points out that BHO has them by their financial nuts. An= d if those execs don’t croon from the President’s hard-left hymnal, they’ll all be singing falsetto.

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   = ;         Our deep-cover denizen of politics William F. Wisniewski reminds us that the la= test foreign policy foray by our brilliant President Barack Hussein Obama has on= ce again gone haywire. In his usual narcissistic style, BHO trumpeted an unprecedented step towards Middle East p= eace after meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The Mullahs i= n Iran immediately responded by launching a ballistic missile capable of delivering their soon-to-be nuclear weapons directly to Tel Aviv. Back to the drawing = board Barry.

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   = ;         And, how about those Senate DemocRATS voting not to give Obama money for his ill-conceived plan to shutdown GITMO? It seems even some of those guys real= ize it may not be a good idea to close a prisoner of war camp . . . at least un= til you know what the hell you are going to do with the prisoners. The Wizzer t= ips his hat to them.

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   = ;         Harry the Cable Guy says it is very obvious why all the NBC networks are totally = in the tank for President Barack Hussein Obama. Who owns the networks? Why Gen= eral Electric of course. And what are the two main product lines GE is pushing? Green Technology and Health Industry products? And who is now championing a= ll things environmental and a massive health care government takeover. Coincidentally enough, it’s President Barack Hussein Obama. General Electric has its financial savior in the Oval Office, and will do anything = to make sure BHO succeeds. That includes lying through their teeth.

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   = ;         And our economics reporter, Dr. J. Walter “Bruce” Lee from the Kato Institute advises us to keep our ears open for the soon-to-be-coming first hints that BHO is about to push for large across-the-board tax hikes. You w= ill begin to hear things like, “Because of the bad Bush economy we have b= een left with a much higher than projected budget shortfall.” Then get re= ady.

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   = ;         Finally, this photo and caption from Lucinanne.com on Wednesday was priceless:<= /o:p>

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"So, Barzini will move against you first.<= o:p>

He'll set up a meeting with someone<= /span>

that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety."

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We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Ethics<= span style=3D'font-family:Arial;color:navy'>
      =       In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to the Dispatch, Gayvenor Strickland said Tuesday that he probably would’ve appointed Mark Barb= ash interim director of the state development department even if he had known t= hat Barbash owes nearly $160,000 in federal and state taxes. Damn! The all those DemocRAT ethics just keep oozing out all over the place.<= /b>

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   = ;         Meanwhile, over at the Ohio Election Commission, Executive Director Phil Richter says = That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch M= ean Jean Hoffman Schmidt’s comp= laint about that little flyer Dr. Kevorkian distributed just prior to the 2008 Election may not be front page news in The Morning Fishwrap, New York Times, of even = The Our Beloved Whistleblower, but it’s big-time breaking news in the= Armenian Weekly, where Dr. K stands by his claim that TLPMOT&SRB-in-a-D is a “Genocide Denier.”

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   = ;         And what was Dumpy DemocRAT Congressman Steve Drinkhaus doing when he was caugh= t on a cell phone camera slinking into that Tortilla Coast dive bar in DC with t= hose other goons during the middle of the day this week? Meanwhile, Drinkhaus st= ill refuses to disclose the pork he inserted into the House budget bill. Those anti-taxers, Teabaggers, and our own Chabotheads supposedly on Dumpy’s case, just aren’t getting the job done.

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   = ;         Speaking of wasteful spending, down at Cincinnati City Hall, Ghizzy Lizzy finally figured out over-taxed payers really couldn’t afford $185 million for Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly. What was her first clue? Maybe it was the City’s $40 million deficit. Meanwhile, over at= the Citizen for Pepper Campaign, that clueless citizen is wondering if Ghizzy w= ill still be campaigning for the Devious DemocRAT’s State Auditor campaig= n.

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   = ;         Good news from the Failed Cincinnati P= ublic Schools is that whining FCPS board member Susan Cranley is not running for re-election. However, the bad news is the spaced-out aging airhead Melanie Bates and the power-drunk Eileen Cooper Reed will run for re-electi= on. What a joke that FCPS is.

   = ;         Add the local blog Republicans for Higher Taxes to those upset that property taxes weren't rais= ed to prevent the latest cuts in the Forrest Gump School District. They think it is horrible that teachers will only have 1 period off instead of 2, and will have to monitor= the cafeteria and recesses themselves. They promise to work overtime to p= ass a new tax increase later this year and call on tax-and-spend RINO School Bored member Randy Smith to use his tax-hiking skills to run the campaign. We do notice that Randy Smith, Republicans for Higher Taxes, and the Forrest Gump School Board have all been conveniently spreading the same message lately.

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   = ;         Another Gump Basher says the Forr= est Gump School Board cut nine computer techs and then turned around and outsourced their w= ork for $1.7 million for 2009-2010! Do they have their heads up their butts or what? The residents didn't approve more money and they said they needed to = cut $2 million from the budget. How does this save any money? How about out-sourcing a few assistant principals to = Bangladesh? Transportation mi= ght also be effected... how about sending one school bus up Salem Road, instead= of two, with no kids getting on it. Have a computerized phone number and if yo= ur kid isn't going to school, let the bus drivers know so they won't come to y= our street. Think of all the gas it would save.

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        = ;    Brayshaw’s Bushwhackers are on the loose in Anderson Township. You should’ve seen how they destroyed that splendid shrubbery in Watch Hi= ll last week.

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   = ;         This week our Angry Andersonian wrote a letter to “We Still Can’t Believe This Guy’s a Judge” P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine: <= /span>

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      It has come to my attention that Dr. Samuel Perler Tomboly has requested his prison term be

      shortened from the four years he was given. He       had a conference with you on 5/20/= 09.

      This man violated his house arrest by walking his dog in our neighborhood, he drove his kids       to school and went to the grocery store. We = do not want him out anytime soon. He must serve        his four years in jail. He had been in less than a year.

      Please keep this creep in jail. Our neighborhood does not want him back. We do not feel we       should be on pins and needles watching out f= or a molester. He attacked woman at Anderson       Mercy Hospital. If he cou= ld do this at our hospital, he could do the same thing in our homes.

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   = ;         Is the Reading Zoning Board a bunch of prigs or what, trying to get the owner of that raunchy restaurant to dress his mannequin more “appropriately.” Tell th= em to check out the appropriate display at “Love Land,” the first-ever sex theme park.

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        = ;    And speaking on men with “Agalmatophil= ia,” Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney says he m= ay no longer be representing that raunchy restaurant after he saw pictures of the mannequin when she appeared on Bill Cunningham’s Trash Talk WLW Hate Radio show. “She said I’d be the only one,” Finney sobbed during his Agalmatophiliacs Anonymous Meeting.

  =           Our Clermont Crusader says news continues to un= fold in Useless Township. It seems like the same W= oody Breyer who used his local political connections to push a “yes” vote for a beer drive thru in a local residential district, and works for Portly Prosecutor Don White and the over-taxed payers, was mentioned in a s= tory about DUIs and drunk driving.

Clermont County Prosecutor Daniel “Woody” Breyer said Tuesday rural areas typically have more winding roads that are not well-lighted, and the lack of neighborhood bars means residents who leave t= heir homes to drink must drive to do so.

  =           Yes, they will in Useless Township, Crusader says. They will leave their homes to go to the local drive thru th= at Woody supported. How can you swear to uphold the DUI laws, and for a little money on the side, twist people's arms in support of a beer drive thru? Will Woody put people in jail for DUIs after they visit his favorite drive thru?=

  =           Also in Clermont County, somebody= 217;s trying to put together a fund-raiser for Rob “Fighting for Felicity” Portman on June 12 at David Uible’s buffalo farm. If you’d like to be on the host committee, it’s $250, which you can either raise or out right purchase. Cost for the event will be $50 per pers= on or $100 for a family, if you choose not be listed on the host committee. Rob says he can’t wait for the buffalo chip throwing contest.<= /span>

  =           Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane the reason the Hamilton County RINO Party was stupid enough to say, why at its = June 1 Wandering in the Wilderness fund-raiser, people would be “Coming Together to Move our Party Forward,” and our Beloved Publisher said, “Maybe they’re planning just another circle jerk.”

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Bluegrass Business Report&nb= sp;

      =       Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says The Blow= er has just received word from a snitch that Boonedoggle County will be purchasing twelve new police cruisers from Obama Chrysler Motors in Florence, formerly Zimmer Chrysler. The new green vehicles will get 72 miles per gallon and run off leftover grease from McDonald’s and other restaurants in Boonedoggle County. Sherriff’s Deputies = have been told to ticket as many big SUVs as possible now, because within the ne= xt year Judge No Moore in 2010 and Secretary of State Trey Grayson will be sit= ting down with their friend Barack Obama and outlawing those not-so-green vehicl= es.

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   = ;         Remember last year at this time when everybody in Northern Kentucky was celebrating = how Hillary had gotten all those white racist votes to win the Bluegrass primar= y, and Northern Kentucky DemocRATS had not yet begun to call Nathan “Cornbread” Smith at every hour of the day and night to demand their donations be refunded? Those were the days.

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   = ;         Commenting on yesterday’s item about Obama dissing the police, like the time that police memorial was used as a port-a-potty pit stop for an Obama rally, Tro= oper Steward says police in Kentuc= ky really do care about such things. Take this report where the Lexington Poli= ce Department found a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clay’s Ferry Bridge. The dead ma= n's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.=

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   = ;         Ken Camboo wonders, after reading the Fishwrap's front-page story on the new ch= ief executive of the airport, how long board members are allowed to serve. One of them has been on the board since the Wright Brothers were in high school. Ken also wonders if the tang-colored hair is going to fool anyone a= bout the actual age and length of tenure of this board member. Guess who it is?<= o:p>

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   = ;         And the CamBoozler could hardly believe his ears on Sunday when Obama told those poor yoofs at Notre Dame that they should not make the same mistake that he made and go right out into the world and be paid an astronomical salary for being a Community Organizer, and then buy a $2 million house. Barack told t= he yoofs to volunteer to do that work free now that he’s President and l= eft with all those bills that Bush ran up. Obama asked the yoofs to have their parents pay off their student loans so he could take that money and hire po= or black yoofs as community organizers, because they aren’t as privileged.

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   = ;         Ken CamBoo noted Patsy Crowley had an item on the front page of Wednesday’= ;s Fishwrap about Trey Grayson’s meeting with a friendly group of Kenton County Republicans in Park Hills where he assured them that everything will work o= ut. Ken said that’s what Obama has been telling us since January the 20, = and as a couple of people on Judge No Moore in 2010’s staff found out this week when they lost their jobs— Obama’s 150,000 job creation program isn’t quite working out the way Obama said it would. Maybe Grayson will be a little more specific, but according to Marcus Carey at www.BluegrassBulletin.com on Wednesday morning, Grayson said he is not doing interviews. Carey wrote that Rand Paul, along with a lot of Republicans across the state are now saying = they hope Senator Bunning would not pull a trick that Congressman Ron Lewis pulled by staying in his congressional race and then pulling out at the last minute so his friend would not be challenged in a primary. Republicans in <= st1:State w:st=3D"on">Kentucky just experienced something like that in this last Presidential election and we w= ill not allow that to happen again. Ken CamBoo says we need to clean house and = we need an open primary to sort out the Conservative from the RINOs.

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   = ;         Ken CamBoo says he doesn’t know if Judge No Moore in 2010 just read that Blower from six months ago calling for him to take a look at his bloated st= aff, but he has finally been forced to remove a couple of them before we get too= far into this year’s election cycle. The Blower would like to remind the Judge that had he run for Judge in Pendleton County as a DemocRA= T when he lived there, he would be the Judge, the Administrator, and the Assistant Administrator.

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   = ;         Finally, Ken CamBoo wonders if when his Weight Gainers group shows up at Distaste of= Cincinnati this w= eekend, vendors will be displaying the number of calories for each dish. It would be really helpful for people trying to pack on the pounds. <= /b>

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