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— Thursday,
November 26, 2009 Obama’s Bounties =
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span
style=3D'mso-tab-count:1'> &nb=
sp; The Turkey struts around the yar=
d &nb=
sp; His feathers preened and fluffed=
. &nb=
sp; But in the words of "Mean J=
ean
Schmidt, &nb=
sp; In the end, he'll just get stuff=
ed. Things that Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving ...And
the number on thing that sounds dirty on
Thanksgiving is... "Succotash!" Let's Hear It for Cholesterol &nb=
sp; Today is Thanksgiving, and we're=
all
getting ready to celebrate our National Day of Gluttony, when we can disreg=
ard
all those health problems caused by obesity. Remember, cranberry breath: wh=
en
all those fat-assed people eat themselves to death, that'll just mean there=
'll
be more turkey and stuffing for the rest of us. Now here’s something else
even Fox News is afraid to present: “OJ’s Turkey Carving Tips” &nb=
sp; Our "Seediest Kids of All&q=
uot;
campaign (not affiliated with the Failed United Way) continues by updating =
the
sad story of Louis "Porky" Dorkman, now 9, an adorable little 288=
-lb.
illegitimate waif. Porky's mother, who just lost her job at the Hamilton County Clerk of Courts Office, sto=
od in
line yesterday for six hours at the FreeBee Store
behind Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex Triantafilou, Fat Pat Barry, Clueless Marc Wilson, about 100 former Fishw=
rappers
and all 315 City of Cincinnati employees scheduled to get the axe, just in =
time
for Thanksgiving, to bring home 28 packages of Twinkies, a box of Wilfred
Brimley's Erotic No-Hands Oatmeal Turkey Stuffing Mix, and a picture of a
Thanksgiving turkey. The news media failed to make you feel guilty enough, =
so
again this year, there still weren't enough real turkeys to go around. HOT L=
INE e-mail your romantic recipes to the Blower's
Cooking Show Hostess Marilyn "Turkey Neck" Harris today. More =
Proud
Sponsors and A=
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Fans Toda=
y's
edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during
our November fund-raising drive by the The Freebee Store, because of a=
ll
that extra business they’re getting from all those unemployed people during=
the
Obama Administration. Americans Enjoyi=
ng
Thanksgiving Tradition Of Hanging Around Airports =
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Our
clandestine conservative commentator William F. Wisniewski continues to be
amazed by the unabashed way the lap dancing libs in the dinosaur media serv=
e as
propagandists for the Obama Administration. A business reportette on CNBC
gushed about first month since Obama was elected that jobless claims fell,
falling 35,000 to 466,000 (For those of you who were not sure, that’s 466,0=
00
lost jobs just this month). The Wizzer wonders if he is the only person not
inclined to celebrate another 466,000 jobs disappearing from the American
economy since the passage of the economic back-breaking Obama stimulus bill.
Given BHO’s bombing approval ratings . . . probably not.Harry
the Cable Guy caught about fifteen minutes of Don Imus and Charles McCord on
FOXNews Channel. Old Harry realized just how much he missed the biting wit =
of
Imus and his newsman sidekick. Dandy Don and Mr. McCord were having a field=
day
ripping “bait and switch” Barack Obama finally deciding he was “even worse =
than
Jimmy Carter.” Imus did concede that when he watches “Obama snapping his
fingers and rocking back and forth while reading speeches off the telepromp=
ter”
that it was clear he was “enjoying being President.” Harry was laughing so =
hard
he was in tears. And then he realized . . . there is going to be at least t=
hree
more years of this nonsense known as the Obama Administration. Holy crap!Our
Ornery Obama Observer was rattled at first when he saw the video of Preside=
nt
Barack Hussein Obama making remarks while standing next to some guy in a co=
ol
purple turban. He was relieved to learn it was some fella from India being
honored at the State Shindig BHO was throwing. At first Our Observer thought
Obama was announcing his Afghanistan strategy . . . by surrendering to the
Taliban!Meanwhile,
as Hollywood types and “bundlers” of celebrity donations for Obama were suc=
king
up at this week’s celebrity-infested state dinner at the White House, patriots like Gary Sinise were traveling to Afghanist=
an
to entertain the troops. ![3D"troops](3D"Whistleblower_Newswire_Thursday_November_26_2009_files/image010.jpg")
And
did anybody see this photo of Obama shown leaving the White House carrying =
GQ
Magazine with
his picture on the cover? Can you die of “Narcissism?” In
Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says it seems as though the RI=
NO
cabal up on Rich Street in Columbus had their government workers from the O=
hio
Senate working overtime to put together a Turkey card for bought-and-paid-f=
or
Senator Shannon "the Hut" Jones. It's a nice card for a turk=
ey,
but the caption inside says the photo was taken at the family home while it
does not attribute the photo of the barn on the front of the card. Our
sources tell us that the barn is probably a famous "flag
barn" on Route 4 in Calvert County Maryland. That's a f=
ew
miles outside of the Hut's district, and the photographer wasn't even
credited. Was she trying to deceive the voters into thinking she owne=
d a
farm? Next thing you know, she'll be trying to convince people she ow=
ns a
fish hatchery (she doesn't)!Our
Compassionate Conservative says if reports are correct that many turkeys gi=
ven
away at the Free Store are re-sold on the street for nearly nothing or toss=
ed
out, wouldn't it be interesting to see how many carcasses end up for trash
collection next week! And wouldn’t it be cheaper to supply the families with
pre-cooked $4.99 Kroger rotisserie chickens than frozen turkeys that never =
get
cooked or eaten.Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBo=
o says
some guys in Northern Kentucky are confused about Wilford Brimley's Erotic
Hands-Free Oatmeal Turkey Stuffing Tips for Thanksgiving. For example, Gex
"Rhymes with Sex" Williams says, "If you hold tight to each =
of
the turkey's legs, what do you use to mash in the stuffing?"And speaking of Bluegrass Butter=
Balls,
what do Rob Sanders, Bob Sanders, Phil Taliaferro, Jim
West (the lawyer, not the cop), Chad Ochocinco, the New England Patriots, a=
nd countless
NoKY doctors all have in common? ![3D"cid:image007.gif@01CA5263.5F468EE0"](3D"Whistleblower_Newswire_Thursday_November_26_2009_files/image011.gif")
Deters will no dou=
bt be
announced as the Northern Kentucky Winner in the Whistleblower’s 2009 Turke=
y of
the Year Contest tonight when the cast and crew at Flashlight Theatre broad=
cast
their All-Night Thanksgiving Show. ![3D"001001c70cd9$0dabd4f0$4602a8c0@TheBlower"](3D"Whistleblower_Newswire_Thursday_November_26_2009_files/image012.gif")
Finally, Bunky Tadwell, the Bard=
of
Cleves took time out in the kitchen from whipping up a batch of Wilford
Brimley's Erotic Stuffing Mix for Thanksgiving to dash off an early Turkey =
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At yesterday’s meeting of the
Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders couldn’t stop telling Beloved
Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how surprised they were to see
“Sexy Sarah” Palin presenting the winner of The Whistleblower’s 2009 Biggest
Turkey of the Year Award. Some were more amazed that our Hamilton County RI=
NO
Party Boss had actually won the prestigious award again, as congratulations
kept pouring in for “Blue-faced” Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s Two-Time Turkey
Triumph. Not since Archie Griffin won the Heisman Trophy two years in a row=
has
anything like this happened. And you should’ve heard all the snickering when
somebody noticed the oh-so-subtle way Alex T. got smacked in the video with=
a
“Tea Bag” until his face turned “Blue” a second time. Those guys from “Not =
the
Fishwrap” are nothing if not really subtle. You may now watch that
presentation live here. "That's one terrific
spread!" "Care for a little mo=
re
dark meat, Jungle Fever Boy?" "Tying the legs toget=
her
keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge
breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!=
" "Mind if I undo my pa=
nts,
Becky?" "Are you ready for se=
conds
yet?" "Are you going to come
again next time?" "It's a little dry, d=
o you
still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn,=
Mike,
you'll get some!" "Stop playing with yo=
ur
meat, grandpa." "Just spread the legs=
open
and stuff it in." "Can you handle all t=
hese
people at once?" "I didn't expect ever=
yone
to come at once!" "You still have a lit=
tle
bit on your chin." "Use a smooth stroke =
when
you whip it." "And he forces his wa=
y into
the end zone!" "Just reach in and gr=
ab the
giblets." "How long will it take
after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's rea=
dy
when it pops up." "I didn't think I cou=
ld
handle all of that!" "How many of you are
coming?" "Smell this!" "That's the biggest o=
ne
I've ever seen!" "Lay back and take it
easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it
before it's ready?" "Did anybody find a c=
ondom
in the stuffing?" "If I don't unbutton =
my
pants, I'll burst!" "It must be broken 'c=
ause
when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out." ![3D"OJ-Happy_Holidays"](3D"Whistleblower_Newswire_Thursday_November_26_2009_files/image016.jpg")
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