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Thursday, November 5, 2009

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     &n= bsp;      If you were looking for tea leav= es to read in the 2009 Elections, those Pekoe-portends are coming in loud and cle= ar. Written off by our Obama Supporters in the Press, Obama’s coattails g= ot a whole lot shorter Tuesday night as Dysfunctional DemocRAT gubernatorial candidates in New Jersey and Virginia suffered stunning setbacks. Was this a sign of how voters feel about Obama? He supposedly put his reputation on the line by actively campaigning for the losers, and then disclaimed any involvement, and to prove that fact, watched a another rerun on HBO, about = you guessed it, BHO.

At the same time, the election in Virginia was a loud and clear message to marginal DemocRATS like Ohio’s Dumpy DemocRAT First District Congress= man Steve Drinkhaus, considering how to vote on Nancy Pelosi’s latest Obama-care legislation. Dumpy rode in on Obama’s coattails in 2008, a= nd he can ride out on those same coattails in 2010. The shorter the coattails,= the worse the view.

Not only that, despite having Maine's governor, legislative leaders, and major = newspapers on their side, plus a huge edge in campaign funding, gays suffered a “devastating blow” when voters just said no to gay marriage.

And will wonders never cease? Hurley the Historian says you might even see a wh= ite mayor in Atlanta after the runoff.

   So should the Republican Party be congratulating itself for all these victories? No way, Moises, Alfredo, Jes= us, and Jose. Those weren’t Republican voters winning those races, those = were Conservatives.

   And everywhere the nation was tr= ending to the right, except right here in the Queen City, where just like The Blow= er predicted, Hamilto= n County turned just a little bit “Bluer” Tuesday night. =

   Maybe that’s why our Quote= for Today Committee chose this quip, widely attributed to Mark Twain: “Wh= en the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always twenty years behind the times."

   Hereabouts, just as The Blower predicted, all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span registered voters who stayed home got exactly the kind of government they deserved on Tuesday.

   “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman says Tuesday night those dumbed-down voters who did show up approved Cincinnati Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Billion Dollar Trolley Folly Boondoggle, free videos f= or life at public libraries, rewarding the Museum Center’s bad management for not fixing its roof, and of course, they reconfirmed their own stupidit= y by supporting the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools one more time. Are these pe= ople taxing themselves into oblivion or what?<= /b>

   Whores for Ohio applauded Quisli= ng Charlie Luken’s Sleazy Casino Scam, as just enough fictitious voters = were registered to get it passed.

   At the Hamilton County RINO Part= y, = Alex T., Mall Cop GOP<= /strong> was congratulating himself beca= use his Great White Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Girly Man Mayor was “closer than expected.” Whoop-de-do! We thought “close= 221; only counted in horseshoes and hand grenades.

   So with his increased name recognition, “closer than expected” showing in “all-Blue&= #8221; Cincinnati, and demonstrated fund-raising ability, will the good doctor be = the prescription for what ails Ohio Second Congressional District Republicans in the May 4 primary in only 180 more days?

   On Clown-cil, The Windbag got hi= mself elected despite receiving the Fishwrap’s endorsement and that $5 Bill= ion homo-sexual harassment lawsuit from a guy four days before the election. And Tim Burka’s Demo-Labor P= arty exchanged former Channel 9 “Substantially True” News-Trollop La= ure “Not So” Cleanlivin for their appointed Greg Harris, as seven o= ut of eight incumbents responsible for the current $51.5 million Budget Deficit got to keep their jobs. Who says those dumbed-down voters don’t get t= he government they deserve.

   Over at the FOP, Kathy Harrell w= as congratulating herself because there is now a fifth vote on Cincinnati City Clown-cil to oppose police layoffs.

   Over at the NAALCP, SMLP Chris Smithermouth was hoping nobody would ask how he felt when he learned that Mallory had been returned to office, in spite of his racist objections.

   But the guy with the most egg on= his face Tuesday night was Family Fascist Chris Finney at COAST, after those dumbed-down voters rejected his plans to derail Mallory’s Trolley Folly.

   Our Colerain Crusader says, “Serve up a giant dish of landfill road-kill crow to The Whistleblower for even suggesting Colerain would ever turn “Blue.” It was an ass-kicking of unprecedented proportion to the DemocRAT (yesterday an independent) former six-month Trustee and all his "former and present trustee supporters." All the Colerain Clique supporters wasted time. H= ow smart were the Colerain firefighters to stay out of this one? How patently stupid were the Colerain police not to endorse Dennis Deters? Doesn't he ha= ve a big brother they need to work with? Even Mount Rumpke didn't smell so bad on Wednesday. Republicans love the smell of victory in the morning.=

   Our Northwest Conservative says suburbs did go blue, just not the ones he predi= cted. Incumbent endorsed Republicans lost in Columbia, Anderson, Miami, and Symmes Townships. The Windbag won NOT following the Alex T.’s "Cocktail Party Strategy" and decided his time would be better spent knocking on doors talking to actual voters. It paid off for him. The election res= ults also prove that Mallory would have been beaten had the RINO Party’s G= reat White Hope run an actual campaign.

   In Anderson, the third time was = the charm as churlish challengers teamed up with the mendacious media at the Forest Hills Urinal to spoil the e= ndorsed GOP Tandem Trustees’ legacy.

   At least one person read yesterd= ay’s Blower when we said “in 2010, Tea Partiers would have to get out of the stands, suit up, and get do= wn on the field where they game is being played.” Cincinnati Tea Party Founder and President, Mike Wilson is hosting a press conference tonight at 6:00 PM at FrameUSA in Springdale where he= ’ll be announcing his candidacy for Obama-loving Connie “The PillagerR= 17;s” Ohio 28th District State Rep-tile seat. <= /b>

   In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass = Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo said last night Channel 19 was reporting really light turn= out for all those political races they were covering in Northern Kentucky, and = a smattering of Channel 19 viewers actually showed up at non-existent Villa Hills precin= cts.

   The CamBoozler also says Real Republicans were a lot “Redder” than those “Blue-Faced RI= NOs in Ohio after reading how Bowling Green eye doctor Rand Poll was now leadin= g RINO establishment hand-picked candidate Trey Grayson in the latest Survey USA p= oll for the May 18 GOP Primary to replace Republican Senator “BeanBall Jim= 221; Bunning in the US Senate. How will Trey ever explain this to his good old b= oy Harvard classmates?

   Finally, at yesterday’s me= eting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblow= er Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he thought Obama Supporters in the Press h= ad learned their lesson after Obama’s DemocRAT gubernatorial candidates = in New Jersey and Virginia got their clocks cleaned Tuesday night. Not really, Kane explained. Did you see The Fishwrap’s “Must See TV” for Election Night? It was a free two-hour HBO Special for Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign entitled “By the People: The Election of Barack Obama.” No kidding.

   At the same time, Fishwrap contr= ibutor Mike Hughes had written a lengthy review for “V,” a remake of a 1983 Sci-Fi series ab= out aliens trying to take over the Earth. The pilot for the new series was being shown on ABC at 8 PM on Election Night.

   Now compare Hughes’ innoce= nt-looking review with Glenn Garvin’s piece for McClatchy/Tribune News ('V' aims= at Obama-mania) that starts off this way:

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Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic new leader arrives virtually out of nowhere. He offers a message = of hope and reconciliation based on compromise and promises to marshal technol= ogy for a better future that will include universal health care.

The news media swoons in admiration -- one simpering anchorman even shouts = at a reporter who asks a tough question: "Why don't you show some respect?!" The public is likewise smitten, except for a few nut cases = who circulate batty rumors on the Internet about the leader's origins and intentions. The leader, undismayed, offers assurances that are soothing, if also just a tiny bit condescending: "Embracing change is never easy.&q= uot;

So, does that sound like anyone you know? Oh, wait -- did I mention the lea= der is secretly a totalitarian space lizard who's come here to eat us?

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When= you read the rest of it here, you’ll swear “V” is lampooning Obama-mania.

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