— Special “United Nations Update” E-dition —<= /b>

Thursday, Septe= mber 24, 2009

Watching Obama Try to Distance Himself From ACORN

        = ;     Our Ornery Obama Observer gives the Pr= ez credit for one major achievement. BHO has excelled in bringing corrupt Chicago-style politics to every single nook and cranny of our Capitol. Even= the arts are not exempt. Obama goons held an August conference call with several well-known artists and arts organizations suggesting that NEA grants would = be forthcoming in exchange for supporting Obama healthcare and green initiativ= es. The Inspector General who would have overseen this clearly illegal activity= was a poor career shmo named Gerald Walpin. Curiously, Walpin was fired shortly before the confere= nce call was made. Somebody fortunately taped the illegal conference call. Our Observer is sure that BHO isn’t losing any sleep over it, though beca= use he knows his lap dancing lib cronies in the media will sweep this story und= er the rug just like ACORN, Van Jones and all the others. Change indeed.<= /o:p>

   = ;         Maybe that’s why our Quote for to= day Committee chose Will Rogers’ “If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics."

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   = ;         Our media watchdog Harry the Cable Guy stumbled across an amazing statistic the other day. If you totaled all the FRONT PAGE column inch coverage of President Barack Hussein Obama in the New York Times since his inaugural and laid it out end to end . . . it would stretch for A WHOPPING TWO MILES! And . . . 99.6% of the coverage was posit= ive. The rest just mildly sucked. Harry says it makes perfect sense that the = New York Times is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. <= /b>

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   = ;         Speaking of newspapers going bankrupt, = Harry says it is no wonder BHO recently said he was “open” to the ide= a of a bailout for struggling newspapers. The Prez can’t let the newspaper= arm of his propaganda machine shut down. Harry wonders if anyone else sees the direct connection between every failing print, broadcast, and online media outlet and those same outlets’ slavish devotion to BHO? Our wondrous watchdog wistfully hopes the Dysfunctional DemocRATS don’t figure it = out . . . until it is too late.

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   = ;         Now let̵= 7;s check out a few links:

First, there’s that video salute to Rep. Charles Rangel (Mr. Tax-Law Writing Tax Evader) in the style of the Bud Lite 'Real Men of Genius' ads. (Script and narration were by Scott Ott, vocal stylings were by AlphonZo Rachel, and the video was produced by PJTV.com.)=

And for some of the today’s best political cartoons, we have <= /span>Daryl Cagle’s Political Cartoonists Index.

Then for something completely patriotic, we have the National Anthem at Eagles/Patriots Game sung by the combined choirs of all the US Mili= tary Academies. This= is so good! <= /o:p>

  =             &nb= sp;         Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

        = ;    Hurley the Historian says on this date = in 1789 the Supreme Court was established, and the Founding Fathers could̵= 7;ve never imagined what kind of community organizers Obama would be appointing.=

   = ;         Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Britt Humus says it would appear that RNC Chairman Michael Steele is taking on a certain "Manchurian Candidate" quality regarding conservative principles in general, and pro-life principles in particular, = by welcoming pro-abortion candidates into the GOP. His method of success is exactly inverted: one does not "open the party to a broader voter base= " by abandoning principles, but by promoting those principles more aggressive= ly. This is the same mentality as governing by taking polls, and provides yet m= ore proof that the Republican Party has become a very untrustworthy means by wh= ich to preserve Western civilization and American national sovereignty.<= /b>

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   = ;         In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says according to World Net Daily, Tea Party rallies are catching fire against Obama's “Minion Media” and “Operation: Can You Hear Us Now?” is gathering a little steam, but we still don&#= 8217;t see any confirmed events scheduled for Cincinnati.

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   = ;         And did you see where a group of Turkish diplomats breached the security bubble around Obama on Tuesday, provoking a frenzied reaction by security personnel? Congresswoman Mean Jean Schmidt’s Murdering Muslim Friends are everywhere these days, and no doubt will be showing up on October 1 for the continuation of our Bitch-in-a-Ditch&= #8217;s Ohio Elections Commission Hearing.

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   = ;         Meanwhile, Dumpy DemocRAT First District Congressman Steve Drinkhaus still hasn’t kept his promise to = answer everybody’s questions at a totally= open, un-ticketed, un-restricted Town Hall meeting.

  =           In Columbus, Buckeye = Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the League of Women Vipers is opposing Quisling Charlie Luken’s Sleazy Casino Scam. And we always thought the Vipers liked Quislings.

  =           Now here’s an update from Hamilton County RINO Headquarters: Recen= tly Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP said "Republicans need to lead the way on less government." = Did that mean county Republicans will soon be hearing t= hat the party's Policy Committee voted to oppose the streetcar and all of November's tax increases when they held their second meeting on Wednesday evening? Or was it a return to normal, where party leaders promise limited government and lower taxes then support raising taxes and wasting money on boondoggles like the Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Fol= ly.

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And here’s more dazzling brilliance from Maggie Nafziger Wuellner’s Facebook Page: “What a great job I have. Sitting at a round table discussing the current national situation with Senator Lindsey Graham from = South Carolina.&= #8221;

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Notice that, to Maggie (as the RINO Party’s so-called Executive director), i= t's not about getting Clown-cil candidates and the RINO Party’s Great Whi= te Hope to Defeat Cincinnati’s Girly Man Mayor in Only 40 More Days, elected, it's all about hobnobbing with RINO Senators from another state. A= nd you wonder why these people are still Wandering in the Wilderness.

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  =           What a difference there was between the incompetence and malaise at 700 Walnut Street and in Wyoming (the city not the state) on Tuesday night, when it was standing-room-only to hear Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen’s meaningful message of hope = and optimism for Conservatives at Vivacious Vicky Zwissler’s Wyoming GOP “September Startup,” which is why Beloved Whistleblower Publish= er Charles Foster Kane actually attended the Wyoming event. =

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   = ;         And while Alex T. and Maggie hit the co= cktail party circuit with their Great White Hope, fiddling while nothing changes i= n Cincinnati and sev= eral suburbs turn “blue,” there does exist another organization work= ing to change the status quo in their community. They campaign as a team, hold fund-raisers as a team, walk door-to-door as a team, and are challenging the arrogant and entrenched incumbents as a team. It is called “Change*Nch,” a tri-part= isan group of citizens working to bring positive change to a community that has = been run by one group of people for far too long.

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Instead of cocktail parties, they hold car washes. Instead of the University Club, they raise money at Fricker's, wherever the hell that is. This group doesn't worry about who sits at what table, nor do they go buy a new dress for every occasion. They just put together a plan to improve their community and then work together on it. These "amateurs" and "nobodies" are about to turn one political machine on its ear. Wh= at will Alex and Maggie accomplish this year? Persons of Consequence on the Whistleblower Insider E-dition Subscribers List already know the answer to that.

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   = ;         You can tell this is an election year i= n Sycamore Township. Two Sycamoron Township<= /st1:PlaceType> Trustees are running unopposed. Residential refuse collection is not suppos= ed to begin before 7:00AM on weekdays. But Wednesday there were banging away at 6:30AM, and a few weeks earlier at it was 6:00AM. Shaken, and Really Stirre= d, in Sycamore says complaints to the County Mounties and townsh= ip employees get you absolutely nowhere.

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   = ;         Finally, it’s just like Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says, the reason the Hamilton County RINO Party is still Wanderi= ng in the Wilderness is because it’s not a “Reform” Organizatio= n. The word “Reform” means “to make something better by remo= ving what’s wrong with it,” and that’s certainly not what happ= ens at 700 Walnut Street.

Back to School, Chapter 4

        = ;    “Write a list of the reading, other than school assignments, that you have done during the past week.” That’s how the instructo= r of our intern’s freshman English reading course at a local college opened the class session this week.

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If you’ve been following this tortuous commentary from the beginning, yo= ur expectations would be very low. And you’d be right! It on= ly took a minute or two for everyone to complete this assignment. Only o= ne student had spent any time reading a novel, one that he’d been trying= to finish for three years! The others had read a headline or two during = the week, but couldn’t muster a discussion of what they’d read.&nbs= p; Ugh!

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If you recall from last week, the instructor distributed two crossword puzzles, one concerning “antonyms,” the other “synonyms.”&nb= sp; The results of these were discussed during week four. These turned ou= t to be Eighth Grade level puzzles, and the students did surprisingly well. Only one got a grade below 65% on the “antonyms,” while seven b= lew the “synonyms.” Only two of the students had used a thesaurus (= or even heard of one); the remainder just guessed at the correct answers. This= is actually much better than, say, New York, where 70% of high school “graduates” can’t read at eighth grade level. Still, having to test college freshmen to determine if they can read better than an eighth-grader is insulting – both to the student and to the education= al establishment. But no one seems to care; just push them through and m= ake room for the next group of under-educated high school “graduates”. What a system!

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   = ;         But to really put the icing on the cake…..

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A new system will soon be implemented in area high schools where EVERY STUDENT will be considered “college material.” What a joke! = The result of this system can only be a further dumbing down of the high school curriculum to make everyone “feel good” (that is, until they get out into the real world). And we over-taxed payers are paying for thi= s.

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   = ;         At this time, our intern will be withdrawing from this class. The original purpose, to determine why so many high school graduates appear to = be clueless when leaving high school, has been satisfied. Our high schoo= ls are just not living up to their responsibility. In the course of the = last four weeks, our intern has befriended one of the more intelligent students,= who offered to keep our intern up to date on the goings on in future classes.&n= bsp; Based on these updates, we might make some interim reports during the remai= nder of this class.

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Better get on the stick, over= -taxed payers. These people are the future of your country! Good grief!=

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Bluegrass Bulletins

        = ;   Bluegrass<= /st1:place> Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Obama’s been on TV so much, his grandkids are starting to confuse Obama with Bugs Bunny.

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   = ;         Our Late Night TV Jokewatcher reports J= ay Leno said: “I’m getting a little worried about President Obama — he hasn’t been on a TV show in almost 11 hours . . . is he OK?”

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   = ;         In a related story, Ken says he feels m= uch better now that Obama has said that we have bigger problems to worry about = than the $5 Billion he has given to ACORN to buy votes and stimulate the economy= by bringing child prostitution to people who may not have been able to afford American prostitutes and insulate their homes.

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   = ;         Ken says Obama stated he had no idea th= at ACORN was involved in that kind of business. But wasn’t Barry one of their lawyers? And how did Obama wind up with a $3 Million house, if it didn’t come from the same tax money that’s paid for everything = else he has accumulated in his life?

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   = ;         Habitual truants at Covington's Holmes High School may soon be required to carry a cell phone-sized GPS device to school so that staff can monitor the= ir whereabouts. How much is that going to cost—really?

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   = ;         And did you see where the Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap is reporting that Boondoggle DemocRAT Party Chairman How= ard Tankersley has resigned and Judge No Moore in 2010 and Trey Grayson are hav= ing thoughts of once again changing parties and running as DemocRATS?

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   = ;         And did you read where Tuesday, twenty = three Republican US Senators held a $500-per-plate fund-raiser in Washington DC f= or Trey Grayson that big-money, insiders' event was full of lobbyists and spec= ial interests. The forces of big government and big banks know who they want in Washington, and they are pulling out all the stops to keep Rand out.

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   = ;         So now we know why the Boondoggle County Superintendent of Schools had to raise our taxes. His schools are failing a= nd the only thing that will help is to spend more money. Maybe he should insta= ll more urinals in each school so as to be able to piss more money away faster. Our legislators will also be asking for more money to improve the test scores.

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   = ;         And a very angry Boondoggle County Over= taxed Payer wrote The Blower to ask if Representative Addia Wuchner is willing to take $70 Million from three million Over-taxed Paying Kentuckians to help o= nly 9,000 Kentuckians, could The Blower please check to see if any insulat= ion company's contributed to her campaign?

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=             Finally, we see another reason Channel 19 News may be “first,” but this = is why they're last!

=             From the 4:30 a.m. segment this morning: Maygen Man-Jell-O was reading her n= ews and became convinced that no one would name their son "Rand," not even Ron Paul, so when she started her story about the GOP Senatorial = candidate's visit to Northern Kentucky by constantly referring to him as "Paul Rand!"

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