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Monday,
December 14, 2009
Yes, Virginia... Obama really is Santa Claus
I am eight years old. Some of my little friends say “Obama is not really
Santa Claus.” Papa says, “If you see it in The Blower, it is so.” Please te=
ll
me the truth; is Obama really Santa Claus? —Virginia O'Hanlon
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Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the
skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. Th=
ey
think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible to their little minds.
All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In th=
is
great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as
compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence
capable of grasping the whole truth and knowledge.
Yes, Virginia, Obama is Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and
generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to yo=
ur
life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if Oba=
ma
were not Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias.
There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make toler=
able
this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The
eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
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Not believe Obama is Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies.=
You
might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas e=
ve
to catch Obama as Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Obama as Santa C=
laus
coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no
sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are th=
ose
that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on =
the
lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can
conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the
world.
You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but t=
here
is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even t=
he
united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. =
Only
faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and pict=
ure
the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all =
this
world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Obama as Santa Claus! Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand
years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will conti=
nue
to make glad the heart of childhood.
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Obama True Believers can show th=
eir
true devotion to our Obamessiah by purchasing another Obama Christmas ornam=
ent
for only $8.99 each plus
God-only-knows-how-much for shipping-and-handling, as our loyal Obama
Supporters in the Press continue to promise our gullible followers “1,461 D=
ays
of Christmas” during Obama’s first term.
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brou=
ght to
you by Ohio Gayvenor Strickland’s $12 million-per-year Political
Correctness Commission and our Kneepad Liberals In the Press
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On the twelfth day of the
Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a
consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
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TWELVE males reclaiming their in=
ner
warrior through ritual drumming,
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ELEVEN pipers piping (plus=
the
18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians
Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will no=
t be
asked to play a note),
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TEN melanin-deprived
testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping=
,
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NINE persons engaged in rhythmic
self-expression,
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EIGHT economically disadvantaged
female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,
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SEVEN endangered swans swimming =
on
federally protected wetlands,
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SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans
producing stolen non-human animal products,
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FIVE golden symbols of
culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
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(NOTE: after members of the Anim=
al
Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint on our computers, the calling
birds, French hens, and partridges have been reintroduced to their native
habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift
package has been revised.)
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FOUR hours of recorded whale son=
gs,
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THREE Homeless Winos,
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TWO Sierra Club calendars
printed on recycled processed tree carcasses, and...
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ONE Lesbian, Hispanic,
African-American, or Arab- American Spotted Owl Activist chained to an
old-growth pear tree.
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...just wait till you hear what happened to the song "Winter
Wonderland" and why it had to become even more politically correct. Ha=
ve
you heard some of the new versions of it? Remember this part: “In the meado=
w we
can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Parson Brown, he'll say 'are you
married?', we'll say 'no man, but you can do the job when you're in town...=
' “
Well, they've changed it to &quo=
t;In
the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he's a CIRCUS CLOWN. We=
'll
have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman until the alligators knock him down."
What in the wide, wide world of political correctness is that all about? Si=
nce
when is the concept of getting married and meeting (gasp) a Parson such a
terrible politically incorrect thing? These PC fanatics are truly insane.
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Now here's how we can have a little fun with the ACLU this week. Send them a
Christmas card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Send it to: AC=
LU,
125 Broad Street, 18th Floor, New York, NY 10004. Make sure it says “Merry
Christmas” on it.
Two tons of Christmas cards would
freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail
containing contributions. So spend 43 cents and tell the ACLU to leave
Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tr=
ee.
It's a Christmas tree. So don't be rude or crude. It wouldn't be in the
Christmas Spirit.
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Ramadan, Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Wicc=
an
Sabbat of Yule, Kiss My Ass, Happy Holidays! (unless prohibited by law).
But if you're suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD), you may
substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with our suggestion that you
have a thoroughly adequate day.
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let's
go through this one more time
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